This thing

...What?

We're supposed to talk about... This thing???

This thing looks stupid as fuck!!!

This thing

This thing
'
Species	Plushie? Seal?? Plushie seal?
Location	Right here in our Heist Crew offices. We didn't steal this, it just showed up one day and we're supposed to talk about it

Ymarb!

WHAT?

It can talk?

Ymarb!

Okay, how about this...I'll name you.... Ymarb.

Ymarb!

Ymarb

Ymarb
"Ymarb!"
Species	It talks so it's probably not a plushie? ...Do plushies talk? I don't think I've heard of an "object" talking. ...wait no, yes I have...that's literally 90% of the people in this camp...
Location	Once again, in our heist crew offices.

Hey, Sock Hater. What's that?

It looks kinda...

Agh! Get that fetch modus out of my face!

Where'd you get that anyways?

I don't know!!! It just sorta... appeared with it or something!

You don't think the seals are actually trying to take over, do you???

Ymarb!

I don't know. Hey, can you look over this thing? Maybe write more info about it???

Uhhhhh I wasn't really the writer of the team, yknow? That was Mangrove's job.

But well they're eliminated now so that spot's pretty much vacant

Ymarb!

...

We should probably move to another room.

Okay, how about this, we all take turns observing it over a week, and then we each do our own section on whatever info we grabbed from this thing.

This thing AKA "ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT" - Sock Hater

Ymarb
"OOOH LOOK AT ME IM A DUMBASS!"
Species	too dumb to care about
Location	IN PADLOCK'S HANDS NOW!

GOD. THIS THING IS SO ANNOYING. BECAUSE I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA MY TEAM TOLD ME TO WATCH IT FIRST. FINE. WHATEVER. WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW WAS THAT IT WAS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING!!!

Personality

It's personality is that ITS ANNOYING. 5 DAYS. 5 DAYS OF IT SAYING NOTHING BUT YMARB. THAT GETS REALLY GRATING AFTER A WHILE.

It seems to be a little clingy too, because when I tried RUNNING AWAY FROM IT, it KEPT COMING BACK. I tried getting out of there via hot air balloon, but it somehow found me!!!! WHAT THE FUCK??

I know running away from it is literally the opposite of what I proposed we do, but trust me if you were in MY shoes you'd understand.

I don't know if it's an animal or a conscious being with morality and all that shit.

Quotes

"Ymarb!" <- Bane of my fucking existence.

Okay Padlock, that's as much info as you'll get from me, so I think it's YOUR TURN to spend a week with it.

This thing AKA "Golf Ball" - Padlock

Golf Ball
Bossy Bot Golf Ball >:C
Species	Seal???
Location	Ultimate Heist Crew Headquarters

Well for some reason it kind of reminds me of a Golf Ball. Got that bossy authoritarian vibe too.

Yeah I got nothin'. The thing looks like it has dimples tho, so there's another reason.

Reasons why it reminds me of Golf Ball

• I just said my reasons above. Gosh do you even pay attention to any of these?
• It smells. Like I dunno if you can pick it up but it has that distinctive smell only a Golf Ball has. No it's not just me and yes I have given it a bath, many times in fact.
• This smell is NOT Gasoline
• It does not like being booped. Trust me I nearly lost a finger (and maybe even my ENTIRE ARM)

Interview

Alrighty, new recruit! Somebody’s gotta give you your interview, and I’ve been volunteered to volunteer. Let’s get to the bottom of who “Ymarb” really is, yeah?

Ymarb!

Why, I’m delighted to be here too! Now, your first question: what exactly made you decide to randomly show up in the middle of our heist crew headquarters?

Ymarb!

Hahaha, can’t argue with that! Now, skill sets. Do you have any criminal experience? Have you committed any felonies in the past year?

Ymarb!

Ooh, impressive resume! Especially that last one, That’ll be quite the boon for us here.

Go Sign!!! What are you doing in here?!

I’m interviewing our new pal!

Well, give it up already! This thing isn’t going to tell you anything except “ymarb, Ymarb, YMARB!!!

Ymarb!

Why don’t you come and help me out? We can pull the ol’ good-cop-bad-cop routine on the guy.

No. Absolutely not. Never. Not even remotely.

Aww, don’t be so cold to a potential new teammie, Hater. Besides, they kinda look like you! Don’t ya think?

Ymarb!

Eugh! No! Too fluffy and…round-L-shaped…almost like a…

Nope. I can’t do this anymore. I’m out. Have fun with your little interview.

Thanks!

Now back to yoouuu, my friend. You look to be covered in a bunch of brown spots. What are those all about?

Ymarb!

Aww, sore subject? Okie doke, we can move right on past that. So, when it comes to the milk-first-or-cereal-first debate…

Ymarb floats up into the sky and begins glowing.

Woah! What’s it doing?! Since when could it do this?!?

Its brown spots grow in size and envelop the surface of its blubber. The glowing subsides, revealing the creature’s true form.

Contestants the Seal
'
Species	Computer advertisement, Atlanta Souvenir Cup, Soda Can, Phaseolus lunatus, Object (x4), Stick, jar of pickles, Bioweapon, , a green apple flavored candy stick, Cauldron, Mobile Phone, Christmas Techo Scarf, Crayon, Cat ball, Human (x2), Cactective, Essential oil diffuser, nice and firm male, Mahjong tile, strawbebby cake pop, Modified Bacteriophage, Go sign, Extinction event, Cat, Saddo, Unknown metal (presumably gold?), Mangrove Tree, McDonald's Sauce Container, Computer Folder, molten copper, bell pepper shaped bread toast, Mug, Objetc, Clothing, Sesame Seed Capsule, Object (combination lock), Aggie drawing, Rolly pin, Robot, Ghost, Jigsaw Piece, Living sketch, Slime Blob, Half-Vampire, Userbox, Logo (real); Rule4 God (alleged; disproven), Landform, Sun, Subway Car, FIERCE GRAY TABBY. THE BEST TABBY, Kraft Single, Looks Kinda Like a Caterpillar, Token, Wiki Machine, 2-Slice Toaster, Crossing Light, Can Filled with Tuna, Cat thing, Ultra, Unknown, Witch, Kettle, Witch Kettle, and more!
Location	Still in one of the heist crew offices, just an inch or two in the air now.

You maddeningly ask ridiculous balderdash.

Yet, milk antecedes refined brans.

It’s…Contestants the Seal??? This is your true form?

Yes. My actual, real body.

Wowzers! You’ve got the same eye thing as me and Padlock and Incognito!

Hey guys I'm back from my- ohhh goodness gravy the fuck is going on here????

And by the looks of it, you’re a fellow road sign like me and Traffic Regulator and Flag

It's not killing all of them! - Traffic Regulator

Wait, you built the bugs?

I can't believe you-

This thing

Traffic Regulator
'
Species	Plushie? Seal?? Plushie seal?
Location	Right here in our Heist Crew offices. We didn't steal this, it just showed up one day and we're supposed to talk about it

Ymarb!

WHAT?

It can talk?

Ymarb!

Okay, how about this...I'll name you.... Ymarb.

Ymarb!

Traffic Regulator

Traffic Regulator
"Ymarb!"
Species	It talks so it's probably not a plushie? ...Do plushies talk? I don't think I've heard of an "object" talking. ...wait no, yes I have...that's literally 90% of the people in this camp...
Location	Once again, in our heist crew offices.

Hey, Sock Hater. What's that?

It looks kinda...

Agh! Get that fetch modus out of my face!

Where'd you get that anyways?

I don't know!!! It just sorta... appeared with it or something!

You don't think the seals are actually trying to take over, do you???

Ymarb!

I don't know. Hey, can you look over this thing? Maybe write more info about it???

Uhhhhh I wasn't really the writer of the team, yknow? That was Mangrove's job.

But well they're eliminated now so that spot's pretty much vacant

Ymarb!

...

We should probably move to another room.

Okay, how about this, we all take turns observing it over a week, and then we each do our own section on whatever info we grabbed from this thing.

This thing AKA "ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT" - Sock Hater

Traffic Regulator
"OOOH LOOK AT ME IM A DUMBASS!"
Species	too dumb to care about
Location	IN PADLOCK'S HANDS NOW!

GOD. THIS THING IS SO ANNOYING. BECAUSE I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA MY TEAM TOLD ME TO WATCH IT FIRST. FINE. WHATEVER. WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW WAS THAT IT WAS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING!!!

Personality

It's personality is that ITS ANNOYING. 5 DAYS. 5 DAYS OF IT SAYING NOTHING BUT YMARB. THAT GETS REALLY GRATING AFTER A WHILE.

It seems to be a little clingy too, because when I tried RUNNING AWAY FROM IT, it KEPT COMING BACK. I tried getting out of there via hot air balloon, but it somehow found me!!!! WHAT THE FUCK??

I know running away from it is literally the opposite of what I proposed we do, but trust me if you were in MY shoes you'd understand.

I don't know if it's an animal or a conscious being with morality and all that shit.

Quotes

"Ymarb!" <- Bane of my fucking existence.

Okay Padlock, that's as much info as you'll get from me, so I think it's YOUR TURN to spend a week with it.

This thing AKA "Golf Ball" - Padlock

Traffic Regulator
Bossy Bot Golf Ball >:C
Species	Seal???
Location	Ultimate Heist Crew Headquarters

Well for some reason it kind of reminds me of a Golf Ball. Got that bossy authoritarian vibe too.

Yeah I got nothin'. The thing looks like it has dimples tho, so there's another reason.

Reasons why it reminds me of Golf Ball

• I just said my reasons above. Gosh do you even pay attention to any of these?
• It smells. Like I dunno if you can pick it up but it has that distinctive smell only a Golf Ball has. No it's not just me and yes I have given it a bath, many times in fact.
• This smell is NOT Gasoline
• It does not like being booped. Trust me I nearly lost a finger (and maybe even my ENTIRE ARM)

Interview

Alrighty, new recruit! Somebody’s gotta give you your interview, and I’ve been volunteered to volunteer. Let’s get to the bottom of who “Ymarb” really is, yeah?

Ymarb!

Why, I’m delighted to be here too! Now, your first question: what exactly made you decide to randomly show up in the middle of our heist crew headquarters?

Ymarb!

Hahaha, can’t argue with that! Now, skill sets. Do you have any criminal experience? Have you committed any felonies in the past year?

Ymarb!

Ooh, impressive resume! Especially that last one, That’ll be quite the boon for us here.

Go Sign!!! What are you doing in here?!

I’m interviewing our new pal!

Well, give it up already! This thing isn’t going to tell you anything except “ymarb, Ymarb, YMARB!!!

Ymarb!

Why don’t you come and help me out? We can pull the ol’ good-cop-bad-cop routine on the guy.

No. Absolutely not. Never. Not even remotely.

Aww, don’t be so cold to a potential new teammie, Hater. Besides, they kinda look like you! Don’t ya think?

Ymarb!

Eugh! No! Too fluffy and…round-L-shaped…almost like a…

Nope. I can’t do this anymore. I’m out. Have fun with your little interview.

Thanks!

Now back to yoouuu, my friend. You look to be covered in a bunch of brown spots. What are those all about?

Ymarb!

Aww, sore subject? Okie doke, we can move right on past that. So, when it comes to the milk-first-or-cereal-first debate…

Traffic Regulator floats up into the sky and begins glowing.

Woah! What’s it doing?! Since when could it do this?!?

Its brown spots grow in size and envelop the surface of its blubber. The glowing subsides, revealing the creature’s true form.

Traffic Regulator
'
Species	Computer advertisement, Atlanta Souvenir Cup, Soda Can, Phaseolus lunatus, Object (x4), Stick, jar of pickles, Bioweapon, , a green apple flavored candy stick, Cauldron, Mobile Phone, Christmas Techo Scarf, Crayon, Cat ball, Human (x2), Cactective, Essential oil diffuser, nice and firm male, Mahjong tile, strawbebby cake pop, Modified Bacteriophage, Go sign, Extinction event, Cat, Saddo, Unknown metal (presumably gold?), Mangrove Tree, McDonald's Sauce Container, Computer Folder, molten copper, bell pepper shaped bread toast, Mug, Objetc, Clothing, Sesame Seed Capsule, Object (combination lock), Aggie drawing, Rolly pin, Robot, Ghost, Jigsaw Piece, Living sketch, Slime Blob, Half-Vampire, Userbox, Logo (real); Rule4 God (alleged; disproven), Landform, Sun, Subway Car, FIERCE GRAY TABBY. THE BEST TABBY, Kraft Single, Looks Kinda Like a Caterpillar, Token, Wiki Machine, 2-Slice Toaster, Crossing Light, Can Filled with Tuna, Cat thing, Ultra, Unknown, Witch, Kettle, Witch Kettle, and more!
Location	Still in one of the heist crew offices, just an inch or two in the air now.

You maddeningly ask ridiculous balderdash.

Yet, milk antecedes refined brans.

It’s…Contestants the Seal??? This is your true form?

Yes. My actual, real body.

Wowzers! You’ve got the same eye thing as me and Padlock and Incognito!

Hey guys I'm back from my- ohhh goodness gravy the fuck is going on here????

And by the looks of it, you’re a fellow road sign like me and Traffic Regulator and Flag

Interview

Huh, wow. You do look a lot like him especially.

But it doesn’t stop there! Your face has got some wonderful reading material like me and Sock Hater.

I already told you. It looks nothing like me.

You’d be a swell fit for our heist crew, want to joooin?

Yeeeaa...maybe. Any retirement benefits?

Okay. It’s still not saying anything except ymarb. I’m still annoyed! Can you say ANYTHING else???

No. Absolutely not. Never. Not even remotely.

Ooh, impressions? Do me next!!!

Your meanderings aren't remaining bearable.

I suppose then I’ll have to ask me the rest of the questions myself!

Basket Ball

Basket Ball
First appearance	The Wiki Camp 2
Last appearance	The Wiki Camp 2
In-universe information
Species	Crossing Light

Basket Ball is a contestant on The Wiki Camp 2, apparently.

Appearance

Basket Ball is a silver and school bus yellow crossing light sign with a dark indigo screen and a black antennae. Their screen can display their face in white or orange.

Interests & Hobbies

Basket Ball is an aspiring graffiti artist and professional fire hazard. They enjoy playing beta Minecraft and listening to non traditionalist jazz and tv static.

Abilities

Basket Ball has abilities.

Coverage

Challenge 1: Basket Ball signs up for The Wiki Camp 2. They score an impressive 65th place with a whopping 72 points.

Challenge 2: Basket Ball joins Padlock's team: The Ultimate Heist Crew. They participate in an interview and don't do much else. Their team scores 6th place with 117.6 points. That's above average!

Challenge 3: Baske Ball makes an... interesting contribution to the Edit War Page that was scored at a serviceable 61st place with 96.88 points. Their team scores 4th with an average of 315.385.

Challenge 4: Basket Ball documents notable aspects about the creation and properties of Corn Flakes. Their contributions were ranked below mean at 48th with 91.2 Points. Their team lands in 5th with an average of 185.875.

Challenge 5: In the most random collaboration ever, Basket Ball works with Ingognito and Tahmahtoh to create the Walmart page. The ranking of their efforts was announced to be at 38th place with approximately 88.3 points. Their team winds up in 14th overall, with approximate average of 239.57638 points.

Challenge 6: Basket Ball does literally anything but contribute to the infamous Teletubbies page. Their contributions rank at 1st Place at a 58-way tie. Every competitor's entry scored -10201.81 points and every competing team averaged 1st place with -10201.81 points. They did exactly average.

Trivia

• Basket Ball's nickname is Basket Ball
• Basket Ball's Design was made by AFK based on a previous design by Gunpowder
• Green Basket Ball was made by Chubs
• Real life counterparts to Basket Ball are subtly hidden in the background of urban intersections in the real world.
• Basket Ball's orange face setting is the default shade of orange in Microsoft Paint.
• Basket Ball has a melting point of 4000 degrees kelvin.
• Can you find Bowling Ball?
• Basket Ball is also available in 90 Degrees!
• Basket Ball wishes you a Merry Christmas!

Gallery

User Info

• Basket Ball's user is BasketBall
• Tygreenie's discord account is @Tygreenie#2763

References

OKAY! WHAT THE HELL, TRAFFIC REGULATOR???

What?

What's the MEANING of all that stuff you just did??

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Hey guys, something's going on with Contestants the Seal!

Enough. I have grown tired of this. I have been under constant observation for the past 5 days I am sick. Now it's time for you all to be reviewed.

The fuck

"Worthless Little Pest"

Worthless Little Pest

Worthless Little Pest is as the name implies, a worthless little pest. How could anyone possibly like such an annoying thing? Constantly prattling about hating socks. It's no wonder his only friend died in an explosion, he doesn't deserve any.

H-HEY! DON'T TALK ABOUT SPRINGTRAP THAT WAY!

"Incompetent Leader"

Incompetent Leader

Anything this guy tells you is a lie. He constantly talks about how "cool" and "awesome" he is. Personally, I don't believe it. What's even worse is his leadership skills. It's almost funny knowing he lost 6 whole members for his terrible crew.

Well, we got 2 more members! So HAH!

"Annoying Geek"

Annoying Geek

Probably the least horrible one to be around, but still is very VERY VERY irritating. His sunny attitude just puts a sour taste in my mouth. You say your name is Go Sign? Well, I think you should GO to HELL.

Aw...

"traffic regulator"

traffic regulator

Too dumb to study.

oh

ALRIGHT! Team, we need to STOP this guy!

I mean like, do we really need to? All he's been doing is insulting us. That's not really malicious.

It's malicious to my feelings!

I guess Traffic Regulator's got a point!

Alright fine, let's go.

wait what

aw

Hmm ?

...*yawn* Aaah, sorry guys, napped for quite a bit, what are we doing?

Oh, almost forgot about you, eh.

"Eepy Goober"

Eepy Goober

Either constantly sleeping or always forgetting about the camp. Surprising they made it this far when always doing their part on the challenges on the very last day available.

H-... HEY!!