NORPA
 NORPA's "explosive" insignia | |
| Abbreviation | NORPA |
|---|---|
| Founded | September 8, 2022 |
The National Organization Registered in Pinniped Annihilation (NORPA) is an international organization best known for its efforts in pinniped eradication, as well as the escalation of the total seal extinction. The organization was founded on September 8, 2022 and has since been funded by multiple nations worldwide.
Lawsuits
NORPA's efforts have led to tensions with New Columbia, resulting in a lawsuit being filed by them. The president of NORPA has released a statement regarding it:
You're just mad that I'm actually trying to save the world from these dreadful creatures, while you're repopulating them with your culture and what not. Here's the thing: they stink of GASOLINE. Do you not hate that? Do you just. Not. Hate that. Smell?
The lawsuit was eventually dismissed because it was regarded as "utter nonsense" by the court.