Open Source Orchestra
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The Open Source Orchestra is a band directed by Open Source Objects host and pianist Crayon Box.
Personnel
- Crayon Box - piano, conductor
- Red Crayon - tenor saxophone
- Blue Crayon - oboe
- Yellow Crayon - bass guitar[1]
- Green Crayon - maracas
- ******** - cymbals
- Black Square - triangle
- Blob - sleigh bells
- Coaster - trumpet
- Coin - sousaphone
- Cologne - panpipes
- Corny - banjo
- Dango - cello
- Diamond - kazoo
- Extension Cord - violin
- Glowing Heart - flute
- Graffiti - electric guitar
- Guarana - classical guitar
- Holly - ukulele
- Incense Holder - recorder
- Inhaler - mandolin
- Microphone - harmonica
- Nail Clippers - analog synthesizer
- Organic Fruit & Grain Bar - cowbell
- OSO Novel - clarinet
- Paintball - gong
- Penny - Otamatone[2]
- Phonograph - vinyl records, harp
- Pitcher - drum set
- Putty - timpani
- Retainer - xylophone
- Roulette Wheel - güiro
- Server - trombone
- Sippy Cup - bongos
- Tart - French horn
- Vape - steelpan
Hypothetical OSO short
If I were to direct the short (how would that be possible if OSO is collaborative?), it would begin with Phonograph walking to the scene to heavy applause. She does a little bow before playing music. Holly instantly notices and runs to listen. Crayon Box is curious about Holly's love of music and asks the crayons to spawn a grand piano. The experiment works. Over time, more contestants join, with a diverse rhapsody drawing inspiration from Alan Becker's Note Block shorts. When the music end, the characters cheer, accompanied by a background standing ovation. Everyone stands up and bows.