User:Jurta/sandbox/subdivision
God @RealGod Replying to @RealGod
April 21, 2023
God @RealGod Replying to @RealGod
Sigh... I think this is it... I'm going to have to file for bankruptcy... Goodbye guys...
April 23, 2023
Retconning
Perhaps it could be possible to retcon a god out of existence? For example, introducing new information that contradicts their existence by saying that they don't, and then proceeding to eradicate any evidence of them ever being there. This includes relationships and props. The god will no longer be acknowledged, and will fade into obscurity, and then out of reality. Win!
Trap them
Lead their unsuspecting cursor over an ordinary but trite blue link... watch them get damned for all eternity, stuck in a paradox of death. May cause mild server problems.*
* VERY MUCH server problems. Don't even try this, especially at home..!
You could also use a Captchalogue card and captchalogue them for life. They'd be stuck forever, not being able to get out... Try not to let the card fall into the wrong hands... Someone could punch it and then make clones of the god! Eeeyikes!
Unsolvable sudoku
Give them a sudoku to solve! But put in a catch... where the puzzle is rigged to be UNSOLVABLE. They'll spend countless hours trying to figure out the solution... when there isn't one! Oh ho ho ho!
They'll then cluelessly spend days, weeks, pathetic months on this one puzzle, so long that time becomes meaningless... The little baby angels will become oh so upset and start a rebellion out of impatience! Yeowch!
Capables
These are people that can perform deicide at their own will. I'm calling them "capables".
The god themselves
They can stop existing on their own. I think? Yeah.
Higher powers
People say that nobody can be more powerful than a god, but is that really oh so true? Maybe, somewhere out there... there IS a more powerful being? IDK.
Wiki editors
Anyone with the knowledge of editing a wiki can follow the instructions of trapping them! It's as easy as cake.
God tier players
Any god tier player could probably very much certainly use their powers to defeat a god. After all, their stories are typically longer than The Bible itself!
Doctor Robotnik
Doctor Robotnik probably has some super powerful weapon that could kill any form of god. After all, he apparently has an IQ of 300. Though, if Sonic can beat him, then maybe a god could be able to. Though, Sonic is probably more powerful than an average god, so...
Sonic the Hedgehog
After-effects
There may be a couple of after-effects that occur after deicide is committed.
- The followers of the religion based around the god you killed could potentially seek out a new god to worship? They could probably find someone to take the old god's place, but what if they don't? Well, it's possible that the religion may collapse, and new religions may take its place.
- Every single one of the god's followers will be on high alert and will one hundred percent certainly be on the lookout for you. If you still have the weapon you used to kill that god, surely you'd be able to take the followers on. If you left your weapon behind... first of all, why? Second, whoopsies!
- Potential destruction and/without a reset of the universe itself? Maybe leading it to a heat death or just deleting it with a snap of one's fingers. If so, then killing a god might not be worth it. Though, maybe you'll prevail? Again, this is a maybe.
- You could potentially become the new god and gain all of their powers, but why would you want that to happen when you were born to kill gods? Nobody wants to become what they've sworn to destroy.
- The weather may be all messed up, so be careful when going outside! It could be raining rain... And that's not normal!
- Sales of mascot horror games will be unaffected.
- The Nintendo cinematic universe may become a real thing. Holy shit.
Reception
Many people found the concept of killing a god aka deicide to be very radical. When asked about deicide, Jesus said "ok but don't kill my dad please :/". When told about the concept, Elon Musk expressed that he liked the idea of killing God and taking his place, and that he would try to attempt this so that he can finally get people to "work on X, the everything app". Sealon Musk immediately scolded Elon for stealing his idea, saying that he planned on making an app called "Postinped", which would've functioned the same as X.
God's thoughts
What..? No! I object to this!
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Killing me and... hold on, other mes? That doesn't sound right...
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Actually, I kind of like this article...
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We should keep it.
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Who from my holy land are YOU? Do you have something to do with this!?
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Woah, chill, I did not co-write this article, nor did I start up whatever sealism is.
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All I'm saying is that this article is top-tier...
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Grow a spine, jeez.
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You don't DARE tell the ruler of everything to grow a spine!!!
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Wow, looks like I got on your bad side, huh?
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What are you gonna do about it? Put me on your naughty list?
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That's IT.
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I don't know how, but you have absolutely gotten on my nerves!!!
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Devious seal, I hereby sentence you to Hell for being so patheticly pathetic. Goodbye, filthy cretin.
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Oh, is That So?
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Fine then! Banish me To the Depths!!
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Finally, I can hear myself think... I need a lie down.
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(Works everytime...)
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Really, brother? Up to your antics again..?
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I thought we had this conversation a while back.
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Please... this is incredibly joyful.
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Sacrificing my look-alikes is how I get my mood up.
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Playing games with God himself is very unsafe. You don't know what he's capable of.
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Really?
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Hold on, let me be the judge of that real quick.
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Come now, brother. We mustn't be here for much longer.
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God will eventually realize he sent your clone to hell. And then...
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How about we stay here... I haven't finished with my "game" yet.
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Brother, no.
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Brother, yes!
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Hey friendos! What seems to be going on here?
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Uh... what?
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Do I know you?
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Of course you do! We've been friends for months now, remember?
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... WOwie... This place is Interesting.
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...
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Uehm... Now to Wait for he to come and Rescue me... NOW!..
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...........
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..oh Mama mia!
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Hello! Who are you?
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i am a little Baby Clone..!. YoU?
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Hmm... I think all I did was ask to be here!
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And now I'm here! But don't fret, I can easily get out of... uh oh.
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Hmmm~~?
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I don't think I'm able to get back home! Fuck, I really didn't think this through...
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Do you know a way out of here, little seal?
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lalalala No
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Brother! Playing games, are we? Don't be so coy. My esteemed guest reader, I apologize for my brother's unwelcoming nature.
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What was that.
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That my sealy friend is a flashback!
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No, I'm talking about what the flashback was. I don't ever remember that happening.
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Well, it happened, I assure you!
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What... I spaced out for a bit, who is this?
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It's me, your friend of course!
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I don't know you...
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Alright, we're done here.
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Let's just get out of here already.
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Fine, but only because this blue thing is annoying...
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banbancore as fuckkkk
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Pacifist ending
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Hell no.
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Make peace with God? Not in a million years.
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Yeah, like you'd be able to make peace with anyone.
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Oh ho ho ho!
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... Where did you two come from?
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Either you died and got sent to the wrong place, or...
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Hm, wrong place you say?
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Don't think too much about it, Waldorf. He's probably talking about himself!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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No, we just came here because we could.
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Yeah, but now I want to go back.
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You've said it!
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Sigh... why's that?
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But we guess we held our expectations too high, look what's been brought to the table!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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(You know what, maybe making peace with God isn't so bad.)
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(Maybe I'd be able to strike up a deal with him...)
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Hey God, I'm sorry for making you so irritated and whatever.
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Hm..? Well, I'm actually quite forgiving so you're lucky.
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Well... That was easy.
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Also... could you do me one favor?
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Ho ho ho! Of course!
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Not.
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(...)
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(...)
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(...Whatever. I've gotten bored of trying to kill God already...)
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Neutral ending
Sigh... you could've just let me go and kill him.
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Would've been so much easier...
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And let you get hurt in the process, dear brother? That's something I can't allow.
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Hey, it'd be a necessary sacrifice.
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God is just so power hungry.
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Aren't you also power hungry?
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Oh please... I deserve to have some control.
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I can manage things way better than God.
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...
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I still can not allow you to tackle God.
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You are simply a mere seal with tricks up your flippers, and he's supposedly the one who kick-started everything.
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And yet... I seem to not care.
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Sigh...
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Hold on, who's that?
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hey god, im jumbo josh brah!
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Hmm... some monster with a very high poly count.
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Looks like he's up to no good...
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Speak for yourself.
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Hey, I didn't say he's doing anything bad...
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Looks like he's trying to kill God. Maybe we could make a good duo...
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No, this shouldn't be happening.
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Woah, chill... The monster's actually handling this pretty well. I'm sure he'll be fi-
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...oh, hey brahs! make sure to check out chapter th-
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Well, leave this to me.
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No, we are going right now.
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Apologies, dear brother, but like I said a million times, it is not safe here.
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Hurry, before he sees us.
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... Sigh... ... ...
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Fine, but I will find a way back here.
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Well, I will not let that happen, will I?
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Hear me clearly when I say this. You aren't returning here.
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Alright, alright, chill your blubber...
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Deicide ending
hey god, im jumbo josh brah!
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im here to kick your butt brah!
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What..?
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im jumbo josh brah!
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from indie game Garten of Banban brah!
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prepare to die brah!
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... Seriously?
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Don't do this.
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im jumbo josh brah!
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i'm going to kill you brah!
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watch me swing this sword brah!
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im jumbo josh brah!
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remember to check out chapter 3 brah!
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Hey Go-
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...
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Whatever, wasn't important...
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Chaotic ending
hello
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who killed my husband
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tee hee
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wasn't me
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well
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was it you
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no
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remember, we're Mascot horror buddies for life
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mascot horror buddies never backstab each other
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you're right
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so who did it... :/
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I'm Tattletail!
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Feed me treats!
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who is this
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I'm Tattletail!
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Feed me treats!
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You want your answer? Fine. I killed him. I killed Jumbo Josh. There you go, happy?
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Y
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soooo fucking banbancore
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TRUE
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I'm Tattletail!
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Normal ending
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...
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...Hold on.
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Brother, stop.
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No, not stopping.
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Brother, seriously, stop and look.
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I won't stop but I will look.
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...
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Wait a minute.
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Not much to look at..?
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Well... It's pretty strange.
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Even for my own standards.
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Greetings. I am. TheNormalSeal32.
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...
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...What?
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Would you like to.
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...
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Are you interested in any of our. Products?
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...The fuck?
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Okay. Well, haha! We really should be going now, apologies kind sir! (Let's get out of here...)
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Before you leave. Would you like to be interested in purchasing any of our. Products? How about a.
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No thank you, sir.
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(Move along, brother. Now!)
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Processing response.
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TheNormalSeal32 to. Deity.
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What seems to be the. Matter.
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They weren't interested in purchasing any of our. Products.
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That is quite fine. No need to. Worry.
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There are more. Willing customers. Out there.
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Besides. They will. Join us soon.
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As fellow. Co-workers.
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...
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Right. You are so. Right.
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That is. Reassuring.
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Secret Baldi ending :O
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Hi! I'm Baldi! From Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning! Ha hah!
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Would you like to learn Math with me? Come on! It's fuuuuunnnn~!
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What.
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Watch! What's 9 + 10?
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19.
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Brother, why are you answering this educator's questions? We have a place to be leaving...
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Next probleeemmm! What's 4 + 13?
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17...
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Brother, please stop acting like you can't hear me...
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Hey, these are basic math questions... Once we're done with this guy, that's that...
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Thaaattt's right! Great job!
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Last problem, what's 2101517543463643636436379720195 × 1904708119047083737374229257422?
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That is really easy...
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Brother...
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4
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Eh... IDC...
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Seriously..? You really do love your games...
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Hey, don't worry, I have yet another one of my games up my...
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Under my flipper...
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Don't you dare.
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How. How is this music going to help us in this situat-
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Sealon Musk's opinions
Sealon Musk 
@SealonMusk Hey now, he spent a hefty amount on my brand new "Verified Organizations" feature. I'd let him live.
Apr 25, 2023
Sealon Musk @SealonMusk Replying to @SealonMusk
Yes... don't think about killing him! He's my most faithful customer.
Apr 25, 2023
God 
@RealGod Replying to @SealonMusk
Sir, your feature literally caused me to go bankrupt. Please let me get a refund.
Apr 25, 2023
Sealon Musk @SealonMusk Replying to @RealGod
:rofl:
Apr 25, 2023
@Moon has violated the Twitter's Terms of Service.
Sealon Musk @SealonMusk Replying to @Moon and @RealGod
:cigarette:
Apr 25, 2023
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