Numberblocks

Not to be confused with Toy Blocks or BFDI: Numbers on They're head.

Close-up of Numberblock particles.

Numberblocks are the particles that make up various types of things, such as tricks, kits, and flames. Some random scientist in the year 1000 looked through a telescope, saw this damns, and was all like "What the Numberblocks?" 🤣🤣🤣

Since these things can join together to make bigger forms of themselves, it's not farfetched to think that these things can form a massive mech! Now that? THAT'S a massive threat to society...

I HATE THESE FUCKING THINGS

For some godforsaken reason, they became pretty important in the 24 century...

but what about Numberjacks?

History

At the beginning of time, there were these little dumb fucks. They merged to form many elements such as numbalt and blooper. Many wars were waged upon these numberblock colonies, because people can't seem to get along. I guess. Sigh...

During the Middle Ages they caused a plague to humanity.. they are now considered among the most cunning of western mythological creatures.

They also cursed the channel CBeebies with their sickening presence. Truly loathsome.

Numberblocks Lore

Actually, Eighty's story is pretty dark.

There's a theory that Eighty was actually a little girl. They would stick needles in her body that would eventually

change her genetics.

Wait, what about Fourty-Two?

Why DO PEOPLE LOVE IT SO MUCH THOUGH GOSH I DONT-

Unknown reason. But they are abominations to the universe and MUST be dismembled and sent over to the factory factory of de death death man where binky bo binky die die Die!

Theme Lyrics cause fuck it

One, two, three, four, five

Numberblocks!

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten

Numberblocks!

One and another one is two

And another one is...

Me!

That's three

Five, four, three, two, one

It's time for some number fun

You can count on us,

We're the Numberblocks!

Numberblocsk OC

my number blocks oc is Two thousand seven hundred sixty-three. she is lesbian
ok well my number blocks oc is . They ⁵