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Open Sesame Jr. ✕ McDonald's
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For the larger version, see Open Sesame.
| Open Sesame Jr. ✕ McDonald's | |
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| Species | Sesame Seed Capsule |
| Discord profile | doesn't matter |
| Wiki user | nobody |
Open Sesame Jr. was the smaller version of the "contestant" Open Sesame in "The" Wiki Camp 2.
Appearance
It is in the image, adult!
What's their deal?
Open Sesame Jr. was evil or good. Mostly interacting with others, it was known how they reacted to most situations. They enjoyed metal cutting and flower planting.
Why?
They took a welding class in high school and decided to look into other occupations regarding metal. The flower planting was just a way to connect to their literal roots as a plant.
Why do they do that?
To gain a deeper understanding of fellow plants. Some flower planters sell their flowers, but Open Sesame Jr. did not.
Why not?
In order to keep their peers alive as long as possible. They saw less intelligent plants as equals.
I disagree.
That is fine.
What are some fun facts about this Open Sesame Jr. character?
Here is a list.
- They were a smaller version of Open Sesame, hence their name.
I already knew that. Give me more.
Okay, here is another.
- Open Sesame Jr.'s sesame seeds were not shaped like sesame seeds.
So?
Just thought it would be worth pointing out, I apologize. I'm done now.
McDonald's (called Macca's in Australia and Maccy D's in United Kingdom, the) is a multimillion dollar fast food franchise owned by Ronald D. McGill. The namesake came from Ronald's best friend, Donald after legal troubles licensing the McGill name. As a fast food franchise, it serves fast food.[citation needed] It is archnemeses with Burger King.
Order
Successes
The Fish Filet
In 1962, McDonald's, in tandem with Fish Awareness Month released a new sandwich, the Fish Filet. Surprisingly, consumers enjoyed the sandwich so much that on launch day, the sandwich sold out immediately after an employee ate them all. Due to the sandwich's overwhelming success, fish soon became public knowledge.
Fails
The Nerpa Pooburger
In 2022, McDonald's tried to rekindle the days of old with releasing another sandwich based on a new sea creature. They released the Nerpa Pooburger, hoping that it would be an instant smash hit. And they were correct! The customers smashed and hit everything they could in their sight after just looking at it. A lot of property damage was done to McDonald's locations worldwide, costing about 20 billion dollars in damage overall. Most employees were arrested for selling the burger. Ronald has gone into hiding after the disastrous release of the burger.
The Okinberry Incident
A man who unfortunately ingested Okinberry puree.
Also in 2022 (not a great year for McDonald's), a farm in New Columbia under the subsidiary of Heinz, the company that produces the McDonald's sauces made a fatal error. On the order form for the shipment of the McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce, they substituted most fruits, such as peaches and apricots, which are used as pureed ingredients in the sauce, for okinberries, a very poisonous and deadly berry. Somehow, this slipped past all management and was served as a sauce in locations across the country on August 24th, 2022. Thousands of patients were admitted in hospitals due to poisoning from the sauce. Whether this was an elaborate scheme or a mistake remains unknown. Ronald has gone on the record saying nothing because he is still in hiding. Heinz won't let us in his apartment anymore.
Ghost-Boster
they put fucking ghost in the burger
what da fuck
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