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RECORD PUBLISHED BY MANGROVE ON 2022-11-04 05:50 UTC.
Alright, everyone. This is actually something that'll boost our criminal reputation. It took a bit of planning, but...
I've successfully stolen the Mona Lisa, now proudly displayed on our page.
COMMENT ADDED BY TOY BLOCKS ON 2022-11-05 21:14 UTC.
Oh sure when I steal Arlo we'll "never hear the end of it" but when you steal the Mona Lisa it's all fine and dandelions?! What's the standard here! I'm almost certain that more people know of the Mona Lisa than they do Arlo. And before you mention that he's alive, I'm almost certain Mona Lisa is a real live woman trapped in a painting like Luigi's Mansion. Do you guys just not like me? I bet its that. Well I'll show you guys!!
COMMENT ADDED BY MANGROVE ON 2022-11-05 21:57 UTC.
And before you mention that he's alive, I'm almost certain Mona Lisa is a real live woman trapped in a painting like Luigi's Mansion.
"Like Luigi's Mansion", you say? Actually... that gives me an idea. Let me find my Poltergust.
COMMENT ADDED BY PADLOCK ON 2022-11-05 22:01:21 UTC.
Uhhh maybe we should like, NOT desecrate artwork like this? We're the Ultimate Heist Crew, NOT the Ultimate Kidnappers or Art Destroyers and in any case Toy Blocks is actually right about this there's a chance this 'Mona Lisa' was trapped in there for a reason.
COMMENT ADDED BY MANGROVE ON 2022-11-05 22:17 UTC.
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I-I can't believe it... it actually worked. Well, now we have a freed Mona Lisa running amok. I'm not entirely sure where that falls on the moral event horizon of "kidnapping someone" to "opening Pandora's box".
Let's hope that she isn't too evil.
COMMENT ADDED BY TOY BLOCKS ON 2022-11-05 22:40 UTC.
I like to think that since we have freed her she's our teammate as nobody else was willing to give her a chance. But at the same time I think you've doomed us all. I hope you're happy with yourself.
