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}}<span id=hello>We are the Normal Camp 2. Greetings, {{clog|you}}.</span> | }}<span id=hello>We are the Normal Camp 2. Greetings, {{clog|you}}.</span> | ||
<span id=hello2>I'm {{clog|me}}! {{greeting}}, Normal Camp 2!</span>{{clear}} | <span id=hello2>I'm {{clog|me}}! {{greeting}}, Normal Camp 2!</span>{{clear}} | ||
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| − | + | {{hatnote|''👔'' Welcome, valued customer, to our glorious corporation. Be sure to '''read our [[Rules|Code of Conduct]]''' before contributing. Or else.}}<hr>{{normal phrase}}<hr> | |
<div style="background:rgba(255,255,255,0.75);padding:10px;margin-top:10px;"> | <div style="background:rgba(255,255,255,0.75);padding:10px;margin-top:10px;"> | ||
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<div style="width:100%;display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;flex-direction:row-reverse;justify-content:space-between;"> | <div style="width:100%;display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;flex-direction:row-reverse;justify-content:space-between;"> | ||
<div style="height:50%;width:30%;display:inline-block;max-width:500px;flex-basis:30%;flex-grow: 1;"> | <div style="height:50%;width:30%;display:inline-block;max-width:500px;flex-basis:30%;flex-grow: 1;"> | ||
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Stuck? Redirect your complaints to our [[The Shredding Room|Help Desk]]. | Stuck? Redirect your complaints to our [[The Shredding Room|Help Desk]]. | ||
| − | If you have some kind of issue regarding our company or the server or anyone on it, | + | If you have some kind of issue regarding our company or the server or anyone on it, hesitate to contact [[User:Samantha]] about it. You're supposed to be working. |
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| + | [[File:ScarletVioletAreaZeroTheme.mp3]] | ||
<div style="display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;"> | <div style="display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;"> | ||
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===Overview=== | ===Overview=== | ||
* [[Rules]] | * [[Rules]] | ||
| − | * [[:Category:Assignments ( | + | * [[:Category:Assignments (normal)|Assignments]] |
| − | * [[:Category:Employees ( | + | * [[:Category:Employees (normal)|Employees]] |
| − | * [[:Category:Divisions ( | + | * [[:Category:Divisions (normal)|Divisions]] |
* [[The Normal Camp 2|More about our company]] | * [[The Normal Camp 2|More about our company]] | ||
===[[Social media]]=== | ===[[Social media]]=== | ||
| − | * [https://twitter.com/NormalCamp2 Twitter]... still is {{twm| | + | * [https://twitter.com/NormalCamp2 Twitter]... still is {{twm|grinning}} |
* [discord isnt normal] | * [discord isnt normal] | ||
===Miscellaneous=== | ===Miscellaneous=== | ||
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|<center> | |<center> | ||
{{Normal Typey}} | {{Normal Typey}} | ||
| − | <br>{{: | + | <br>{{:Normal radio}}<br><br> |
| − | <div id="employees" style="white-space: nowrap;">[[File:The Normal Crew.png| | + | <div id="employees" style="white-space: nowrap;">[[File:The Normal Crew.png|500px|link=]]</div><small>photograph by [[User: Normaroody|Normaryndo]]</small></center> |
|} | |} | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
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</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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| + | ===Miscellaneous=== | ||
| + | * [[DATA EXPUNGED|It has been called to out attention that the musical vibrations presented in this "Normal Camp 2 Music Hall Of Fame" may contain trace amounts of fun and whimsy. We are currently working on a replacement that comes without these potential threats to the safety of our utopia]]</div> | ||
| + | __TOC__ | ||
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| + | [[File:TumbleNormal.gif|thumb|Do not pay any attention to this tumbleweed. We tried everything but we couldn't get rid of it.]] | ||
| + | <div id="commentary">{{:Main Page/Normal/Commentary}} | ||
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| + | [[File:NormalMeme.png|thumb|It's always been here. You just got us confused for our [[Main Page|doppelganger]].]] | ||
| + | [[File:PerfectSeason.png|link=Normal|What good are seasons if we're not constantly reminded of the great achievements of man?]] | ||
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| + | ^ This image really helps me remember that we live in a post-whimsical society. Thank you, [[The Respectable Businesswoman]], for showing us the way. | ||
| + | ''- A satisfied customer and also not a pinniped, as they are incapable of advanced thought and sapience..except for two of our [[TheNormalSeal32|esteemed]] [[TheDownrightUnremarkableSealXXX|higher ups]], of course.'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | :Fine.</div> | ||
| + | ::It's spranging.' | ||
| + | [[File:Its the only way to learn css.png|thumb|alt=|There is [[USE CCS|no other way]].|link=[[WARNING. WHIMSICAL CONTENT AHEAD. DO NOT LOOK FURTHER.]]]] | ||
| + | <strong>fun has been deleted.</strong> | ||
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| + | <strong>fun has been deleted.</strong> | ||
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| + | <strong>fun has been deleted.</strong> | ||
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| + | <strong>fun has been deleted.</strong> | ||
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| + | <strong>fun has been deleted.</strong> | ||
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| + | <strong>fun has been deleted.</strong> | ||
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| + | {{PhotographEmployee}} yes. further. | ||
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| + | <strong>fun has been deleted.</strong> | ||
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| + | <strong>fun has been deleted.</strong> | ||
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| + | <strong>fun has been deleted.</strong> | ||
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| + | <strong>this is normal.</strong> | ||
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| + | <strong>[[fun has been deleted.]]</strong> | ||
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| + | <strong>fun has been deleted.</strong> | ||
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| + | <strong>fun has been deleted.</strong> | ||
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| + | <strong>fun has been deleted.</strong> | ||
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| + | <strong>fun has been deleted.</strong> | ||
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| + | <strong>fun has been deleted?</strong> | ||
| + | '''THERE IS STILL HOPE''' | ||
| + | [[Interpolation]] | ||
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| + | [As part of the Pinniped Relocation Project efforts, we have dedicated a small portion of our resources to transporting any undesirable pinniped on our premises into an environment where their efforts would be needed more. We don't apologize for the inconvenience in removing most of these mammals from our company.] | ||
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| + | Set $wgLogos with the URL path to ''you''r own logo image | ||
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| + | This is the [[Normal]] camp. [[File:Announcer.jpeg|20x20px|link=2]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==Getting Started== | ||
| + | *Please inform our janitors to clear out any and all Drywall spills located on Hallway 6, please. | ||
| + | *'''This is a fantastic idea. I do not want to slip and get drywall on my clothes or sustain an injury.''' | ||
| + | *[[File:UNCOPE.gif|frameless|caption]] | ||
| + | *Please view [[Assignment 5: Products 2|our current assignment]]. | ||
| + | *Please view [[Assignment 4: Products|our current assignment]]. (OUTDATED) | ||
| + | *Please view [[Assignment 3: Work Meeting|our current assignment]]. (OUTDATED) | ||
| + | *Please view [[Assignment 2: Divisions|our current assignment]]. (OUTDATED | ||
| + | *Please view [[Assignment 1: Employees|our current assignment]]. (OUTDATED) | ||
| + | *Please view [[Main Page/Normal/Printed|manuscript for this page]]. (OUTDATED) | ||
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| + | *I love editing the [[source code]] for our servers. It is really fun and not soul-rending. | ||
| + | *Fun Fact: There is nobody trapped in [[Normal seal]]. | ||
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| + | * | ||
| + | *solve the [[Regular Jigsaw Puzzle]]. | ||
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| + | *[[Alvin]] is alive and well. | ||
| + | |||
| + | [[File:NotAmphibia.png|left|thumb|200x200px|Ribbit.]] | ||
| + | *''We'' are not in debt, unlike our childish and inferior counterpart. | ||
| + | *Misdirective Challenge Crystals are not normal | ||
| + | *you can visit the original and unfortunately defunct normal camp [https://the-normal-camp.fandom.com/wki/The_Normal_Camp_Wiki here]. | ||
| + | *Our company has a [[Twitter]] where people from our PR Team share the occasional highlight [[and]] benefits of signing up for our company. You can check it [https://twitter.com/WikiCamp2 here]. | ||
| + | *We don't have a Discord, because it sucks. | ||
| + | *Not a random letter. | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==How has your day been?== | ||
| + | * Normal. | ||
| + | * Normal. | ||
| + | *I am glad to have heard that. | ||
| + | * Normal. I had a Birthday. | ||
| + | * Normal. Happy Birthday. | ||
| + | * Normal. It wasn't my Birthday, but Happy Birthday regardless. | ||
| + | * I am so glad our company doesn't have a problem with scandalous artificial intelligence, so it can stay open whenever we desire. | ||
| + | * Normal. | ||
| + | * Normal. | ||
| + | * Our Hyperlinks are not blocked. | ||
| + | **[[Dodgeball|Dodgeball.]] | ||
| + | I am glad our website does not have any Nerpapunch awards plastered all over it. I cannot stand that childish website. Such buffoonery. | ||
| + | ** This is a personalized thank you note to our wonderful [[User:ANTIVANDAL|Anti Vandal]]. Thank you for personally removing any mistakes or errors I could've made when helping expand our glorious corporate empire. | ||
| + | |||
| + | **You are of utmost welcome, employee. | ||
| + | *Good morning, TNC2. | ||
| + | |||
Get back to work. | Get back to work. | ||
[[Category:The Normal Camp 2]] | [[Category:The Normal Camp 2]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Places where CARS are the only effective mode of transportation]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Pages from another timeline]] | ||
Latest revision as of 13:01, 9 June 2024
We are the Normal Camp 2. Greetings, you.
I'm me! Hellooooooooooo, Normal Camp 2!
"What your world could've been."
Submit something reasonably profitable in the Fourth Assignment or you're fired.
- This is our net worth: 5,000,000,000,000
- These are the total number of products we have produced: 6,944
- Predict when the 6,666th product will be made.
- These are the total number of employees employed at our business as of now: 1,185
- Only 96 of them are likely to keep their jobs next week.
- That's 8.1012658227848%. Awful.
- Most of them had potential too. Shame.
- That's 8.1012658227848%. Awful.
- Only 96 of them are likely to keep their jobs next week.
- This is the amount of important documents: 13,879
- This is the amount of times the building has been entered: 132,044
- This is the building
- This is the number of Nobel Prize winners: 4059
The Normal Camp 2 is a normal camp-styled business where you complete assignments by editing a wiki.
It's meant to be strong hearted and only for those who are willing to contribute to this company in a meaningful way, so if you find that it's stressing you out, get out. There is no actual prize for your contributions, aside from profit of course.
Confused? That's not allowed here. You're fired. Leave.
Stuck? Redirect your complaints to our Help Desk.
If you have some kind of issue regarding our company or the server or anyone on it, hesitate to contact User:Samantha about it. You're supposed to be working.
Hello, I am the Normal Camp 2's Product Management and Chief Executive Designer Typey. Type in this text box below for an easier method of designing products.
Traditional Asian dubstep is currently
playing on the radio!\  |
Miscellaneous
Nyah Ha Ha! Welcome to The Normal Camp, fool! We're the most EVIL company around!
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ᴀʜ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ. ᴍɪꜱᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ, ꜱᴘɪᴋᴇᴍᴜᴛʜ. ᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀɴʏ ɪꜱ. ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇɴᴇꜰɪᴛ ᴏꜰ. ꜱᴏᴄɪᴇᴛʏ. ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇɴɢᴀɢᴇ. ɪɴ ᴍᴀʟɪᴄɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ.
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Umm, you blind, dude? You guys do TONS of evil shit! Look around!
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Plain ol' nasty! But it's not like IM complaining. It just makes you more like my boss! He's a REAL stand-up guy! Im just pointing this whole thing out.
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ʜᴍ. ɪ. ꜱᴇᴇ. ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ. ᴏᴜʀ ᴜɴɪQᴜᴇ ʟᴇɴꜱᴇꜱ. ᴏꜰ ꜱᴇᴇɪɴɢ. ᴍᴏʀᴀʟɪᴛʏ.
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Nyah Ha Ha! thirty seconds in our first interaction, and I'm starting to like you already!
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Do not. call me Ishmael.
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Well said, Girl Ishmael. When saying that name, they should be referring to me only! I'm the true and honest original Ishmael!
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It's always been here. You just got us confused for our doppelganger.
^ This image really helps me remember that we live in a post-whimsical society. Thank you, The Respectable Businesswoman, for showing us the way. - A satisfied customer and also not a pinniped, as they are incapable of advanced thought and sapience..except for two of our esteemed higher ups, of course.
- Fine.
- It's spranging.'
There is no other way.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
yes. further.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
this is normal.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted.
fun has been deleted? THERE IS STILL HOPE Interpolation
[As part of the Pinniped Relocation Project efforts, we have dedicated a small portion of our resources to transporting any undesirable pinniped on our premises into an environment where their efforts would be needed more. We don't apologize for the inconvenience in removing most of these mammals from our company.]
Set $wgLogos with the URL path to your own logo image
This is the Normal camp. 
Getting Started
- Please inform our janitors to clear out any and all Drywall spills located on Hallway 6, please.
- This is a fantastic idea. I do not want to slip and get drywall on my clothes or sustain an injury.
- Please view our current assignment.
- Please view our current assignment. (OUTDATED)
- Please view our current assignment. (OUTDATED)
- Please view our current assignment. (OUTDATED
- Please view our current assignment. (OUTDATED)
- Please view manuscript for this page. (OUTDATED)
- I love editing the source code for our servers. It is really fun and not soul-rending.
- Fun Fact: There is nobody trapped in Normal seal.
- solve the Regular Jigsaw Puzzle.
- Alvin is alive and well.
- We are not in debt, unlike our childish and inferior counterpart.
- Misdirective Challenge Crystals are not normal
- you can visit the original and unfortunately defunct normal camp here.
- Our company has a Twitter where people from our PR Team share the occasional highlight and benefits of signing up for our company. You can check it here.
- We don't have a Discord, because it sucks.
- Not a random letter.
How has your day been?
- Normal.
- Normal.
- I am glad to have heard that.
- Normal. I had a Birthday.
- Normal. Happy Birthday.
- Normal. It wasn't my Birthday, but Happy Birthday regardless.
- I am so glad our company doesn't have a problem with scandalous artificial intelligence, so it can stay open whenever we desire.
- Normal.
- Normal.
- Our Hyperlinks are not blocked.
I am glad our website does not have any Nerpapunch awards plastered all over it. I cannot stand that childish website. Such buffoonery.
- This is a personalized thank you note to our wonderful Anti Vandal. Thank you for personally removing any mistakes or errors I could've made when helping expand our glorious corporate empire.
- You are of utmost welcome, employee.
- Good morning, TNC2.
Get back to work.