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| − | '''Bubblegum''' is the essence of [[sugar]]. It can technically considered a deviant form of [[jelly]] due to its [[rubber]] structure. Bubblegum trades jelly's squishiness for its chewiness and bounciness. Bubblegum in an exceptionally bouncy mood is known as a '''superball'''. In this mode, it redirects 100% of its kinetic energy in an elastic collision. | + | '''Bubblegum''' is the essence of [[sugar]]. It can technically considered a deviant form of [[jelly]] due to its [[rubber]] structure. Bubblegum trades jelly's squishiness for its chewiness and bounciness. Bubblegum in an exceptionally bouncy mood is known as a '''superball'''. In this mode, it redirects 100% of its [[kinetic energy]] in an elastic collision. |
== Early life == | == Early life == | ||
| − | Bubblegum form egg clusters in bubblegum dispensers. They incubate indefinitely within until they are freed via coinage. This is an example of the free market at play. Most bubblegum do not survive this, however, and are swiftly eaten by predators. | + | Bubblegum form [[egg]] clusters in bubblegum dispensers. They incubate indefinitely within until they are freed via [[coinage]]. This is an example of the [[free market]] at play. Most bubblegum [[Death|do not survive]] this, however, and are swiftly [[Food chain|eaten by predators]]. |
== Metamorphosis == | == Metamorphosis == | ||
| − | Bubblegum is notable for its many forms. When injected with air, it forms the titular [[bubble]]. The air within a bubbledgum is less dense than the surrounding air, allowing it to float. When stretched, bubblegum morphs into '''taffy'''. However, this is hellish for the bubblegum and not advised. If frozen, the bubblegum becomes '''rock candy''', and if shattered becomes '''shaved ice'''. Scorched bubblegum hardens into '''coal''', which is melted into '''petroleum'''. Attached to a rope, bubblegum can be used as '''paddleball'''. It can be stamped into '''wax''' or mushed into '''putty'''. If mixed with bleach, it creates '''mustard gas'''. If mixed with [[tobacco]], it forms the perfect treat. | + | Bubblegum is notable for its many forms. When injected with air, it forms the titular [[bubble]]. The air within a bubbledgum is less dense than the surrounding air, allowing it to float. When stretched, bubblegum morphs into '''[[taffy]]'''. However, this is hellish for the bubblegum and not advised. If frozen, the bubblegum becomes '''[[rock]] [[candy]]''', and if shattered becomes '''shaved [[ice]]'''. Scorched bubblegum hardens into '''[[coal]]''', which is melted into '''[[petroleum]]'''. Attached to a [[rope]], bubblegum can be used as '''[[paddleball]]'''. It can be stamped into '''[[wax]]''' or mushed into '''[[putty]]'''. If mixed with [[bleach]], it creates '''[[mustard]] [[gas]]'''. If mixed with [[tobacco]], it forms the perfect treat. |
== Legality == | == Legality == | ||
| − | Bubblegum is banned in | + | Bubblegum is banned in [[school]]s and [[Singapore]]. This is because schoolchildren slap wads of chewed gum under desks. However, this is merely the result of a [[Symbiosis|symbiotic]] relationship bubblegum forms with juvenile [[human]]s. Once under a [[desk]], bubblegum begins releasing [[spore]]s, starting the [[life cycle]] all over again. |
[[Category:Food]] | [[Category:Food]] | ||
[[Category:Balls]] | [[Category:Balls]] | ||
[[Category:Monsters]] | [[Category:Monsters]] | ||
| + | {{Pastel reverie}} | ||
Latest revision as of 00:09, 26 June 2024
Bubblegum is the essence of sugar. It can technically considered a deviant form of jelly due to its rubber structure. Bubblegum trades jelly's squishiness for its chewiness and bounciness. Bubblegum in an exceptionally bouncy mood is known as a superball. In this mode, it redirects 100% of its kinetic energy in an elastic collision.
Early life
Bubblegum form egg clusters in bubblegum dispensers. They incubate indefinitely within until they are freed via coinage. This is an example of the free market at play. Most bubblegum do not survive this, however, and are swiftly eaten by predators.
Metamorphosis
Bubblegum is notable for its many forms. When injected with air, it forms the titular bubble. The air within a bubbledgum is less dense than the surrounding air, allowing it to float. When stretched, bubblegum morphs into taffy. However, this is hellish for the bubblegum and not advised. If frozen, the bubblegum becomes rock candy, and if shattered becomes shaved ice. Scorched bubblegum hardens into coal, which is melted into petroleum. Attached to a rope, bubblegum can be used as paddleball. It can be stamped into wax or mushed into putty. If mixed with bleach, it creates mustard gas. If mixed with tobacco, it forms the perfect treat.
Legality
Bubblegum is banned in schools and Singapore. This is because schoolchildren slap wads of chewed gum under desks. However, this is merely the result of a symbiotic relationship bubblegum forms with juvenile humans. Once under a desk, bubblegum begins releasing spores, starting the life cycle all over again.