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| − | An [[Edit War]] is when one user on a wiki disruptively overwrite their own edits, usually due to having second thoughts on how the article should be presented. A [[LiSt|list]] of notable edit wars can be found on [[Wikipedia]]’s [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Lamest_edit_wars Lamest edit wars]. | + | An [[Edit War]] is when one user on a wiki disruptively overwrite their own edits, usually due to having second thoughts on how the article should be presented. A [[LiSt|list]] of notable edit wars can be found on [[Wikipedia]]’s [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Lamest_edit_wars Lamest edit wars]. |
| − | ==History== | + | == History== |
| − | The Edit War begun during [[Challenge 3: Edit War|Challenge 3]]. On November 11, 2022, [[The Divine Goddess]] told the contestants to violently kill this poor article{{Citation needed}}. It is unknown why She wanted the page to suffer such a gruesome fate. | + | The Edit War begun during [[Challenge 3: Edit War|Challenge 3]]. On November 11, 2022, [[The Divine Goddess]] told the contestants to violently kill this poor article{{Citation needed}}. It is unknown why She wanted the page to suffer such a gruesome fate. |
| − | ==Early life== | + | == Early life== |
| − | Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops. | + | Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops. |
| − | ==Gameplay== | + | == Gameplay== |
did you know... | did you know... | ||
<div style="font-size: 290px;"> | <div style="font-size: 290px;"> | ||
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!?!?!?!?!?!?!? | !?!?!?!?!?!?!? | ||
| − | ==Personality== | + | == Personality== |
| − | I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. | + | I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. |
| − | ==Ingredients== | + | == Ingredients== |
| − | Almondmilk (Filtered Water, Almonds), Cane Sugar, Vitamin and Mineral Blend (Calcium Carbonate, Vitamin E Acetate, Vitamin A Palmitate, Vitamin D2), Sea Salt, Gellan Gum, Sunflower Lecithin, Locust Bean Gum, Ascorbic Acid (to protect freshness), Natural Flavor. | + | Almondmilk (Filtered Water, Almonds), Cane Sugar, Vitamin and Mineral Blend (Calcium Carbonate, Vitamin E Acetate, Vitamin A Palmitate, Vitamin D2), Sea Salt, Gellan Gum, Sunflower Lecithin, Locust Bean Gum, Ascorbic Acid (to protect freshness), Natural Flavor. |
| − | ==Geography== | + | == Geography== |
| − | The province lies in the mountainous area with the average elevation of 550 meters which contains several thousands of caves. | + | The province lies in the mountainous area with the average elevation of 550 meters which contains several thousands of caves. |
| − | ==Controversy== | + | == Controversy== |
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| − | ==Death== | + | == Death== |
| − | Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops. | + | Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops. |
| − | ==Discography== | + | == Discography== |
| − | ==References in other media== | + | == References in other media== |
| − | ==Judging Criteria== | + | == Judging Criteria== |
| − | Whoever is named Mahjong Tile is able to select those who are safe in this challenge up to 85 competitors. | + | Whoever is named Mahjong Tile is able to select those who are safe in this challenge up to 85 competitors. |
| − | 10 shares are offered to Mahjong Tile and T Series Car | + | 10 shares are offered to Mahjong Tile and T Series Car |
| − | ==Results== | + | == Results== |
| − | TBD | + | TBD |
| − | ==Yard sale== | + | == Yard sale== |
| − | Hello, this is [[Diary]]. Throughout this competition I've been collecting a lot of these [[The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole|weird toys]], and figured I’ve gathered enough to start my own [[yard sale]]. Look through these gizmos and follow the instructions of the [[Toy Blocks|toy(s)]] you want to play with. Or, don’t do that and play with the toys in ways the toymakers haven’t intended…? I dunno, I just want to get rid of all this [[Paper Niko|useless junk]]. Have fun. | + | Hello, this is [[Diary]]. Throughout this competition I've been collecting a lot of these [[The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole|weird toys]], and figured I’ve gathered enough to start my own [[yard sale]]. Look through these gizmos and follow the instructions of the [[Toy Blocks|toy(s)]] you want to play with. Or, don’t do that and play with the toys in ways the toymakers haven’t intended…? I dunno, I just want to get rid of all this [[Paper Niko|useless junk]]. Have fun. |
| − | === Toy 1: Make Your Own Statler and Waldorf Joke === | + | === Toy 1: Make Your Own Statler and Waldorf Joke === |
| − | Toy instructions: | + | Toy instructions: |
| − | #Below should be a template for a joke you’d find on the [[Statler and Waldorf]] page. | + | # Below should be a template for a joke you’d find on the [[Statler and Waldorf]] page. |
| − | #Fill in the blank Dia templates with your own dialogue. | + | # Fill in the blank Dia templates with your own dialogue. |
{{Dia|Statler|}} | {{Dia|Statler|}} | ||
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{{Dia|SWLaugh|}} | {{Dia|SWLaugh|}} | ||
| − | === Toy 2: Ninety-player tic tac toe === | + | === Toy 2: Ninety-player tic tac toe === |
| − | Toy instructions: | + | Toy instructions: |
| − | #Below is a 10x10 table. | + | # Below is a 10x10 table. |
| − | #This toy works like a game of [[tic-tac-toe]], but there are [[like]] ninety of you. You’re all expected to be split into 2 teams | + | # This toy works like a game of [[tic-tac-toe]], but there are [[like]] ninety of you. You’re all expected to be split into 2 teams |
| − | #Whichever team gets 10 of their respective symbols in a row first wins. | + | # Whichever team gets 10 of their respective symbols in a row first wins. |
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center" | {| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center" | ||
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| − | === Toy 3: Become Viral On Twitter === | + | === Toy 3: Become Viral On Twitter === |
Toy instructions: | Toy instructions: | ||
| − | #Below is a template for a [[Viral Tweet|viral tweet]]. Fill in the blank words appropriately. | + | # Below is a template for a [[Viral Tweet|viral tweet]]. Fill in the blank words appropriately. |
| − | #When the challenge ends, @starlight_DP will post the final tweet to [[Twitter]]. | + | # When the challenge ends, @starlight_DP will post the final tweet to [[Twitter]]. |
| − | #The more likes and retweets this post gets by the time results are posted, the more points you score. If this tweet gets 100 or more points, I will make this my Twitter pfp for a day: [[File:Funnyimage.png|50px]] | + | # The more likes and retweets this post gets by the time results are posted, the more points you score. If this tweet gets 100 or more points, I will make this my Twitter pfp for a day: [[File:Funnyimage.png|50px]] |
| − | #The image linked in the previous step is broken on purpose. Feel free to upload the nonexistent image yourself. | + | # The image linked in the previous step is broken on purpose. Feel free to upload the nonexistent image yourself. |
{{Tweet | {{Tweet | ||
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{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
| − | === Toy 4: Dunk him === | + | === Toy 4: Dunk him === |
| − | Toy instructions: | + | Toy instructions: |
| − | #do it | + | # do it |
{{:Damn seal/Dunk him}} | {{:Damn seal/Dunk him}} | ||
| − | === Toy 5: Toba Tots® Transclusion Toy === | + | === Toy 5: Toba Tots® Transclusion Toy === |
| − | Toy instructions: | + | Toy instructions: |
| − | #It is not advised to use this toy. | + | # It is not advised to use this toy. |
| − | ##Like please, don’t use it. | + | ## Like please, don’t use it. |
| − | #This is not a toy, but a pipe bomb. | + | # This is not a toy, but a pipe bomb. |
| − | #This bomb in particular is a very dangerous weapon. If you go into the source editor and surround the below string with <nowiki>{{curly brackets}}</nowiki> the entire page will blow up. | + | # This bomb in particular is a very dangerous weapon. If you go into the source editor and surround the below string with <nowiki>{{curly brackets}}</nowiki> the entire page will blow up. |
| − | ##You win if nobody sets off the bomb. | + | ## You win if nobody sets off the bomb. |
| − | :Damn seal | + | : Damn seal |
| − | === Toy 6: Magic mirror === | + | === Toy 6: Magic mirror === |
| − | Toy instructions; | + | Toy instructions; |
| − | #This toy makes the whole page flip. | + | # This toy makes the whole page flip. |
| − | #Click "Expand" to turn it on! | + | # Click "Expand" to turn it on! |
| − | #After that you can click “ɘƨqɒlloƆ” to turn it off if you don’t like it | + | # After that you can click “ɘƨqɒlloƆ” to turn it off if you don’t like it |
| − | #This toy might not work on certain browsers. [[Sorry :(]] | + | # This toy might not work on certain browsers. [[Sorry :(]] |
| − | #Maybe in collaborative spirit you can… fix that for me? 😀😀😀 | + | # Maybe in collaborative spirit you can… fix that for me? 😀😀😀 |
{| class="navbox mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 100%; max-width: 100%; z-index:10000;" | {| class="navbox mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 100%; max-width: 100%; z-index:10000;" | ||
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| − | <big>'''bǝɿoɿɿiM υʞobυƧ :γoT ƨυnoꓭ'''</big><br> | + | <big>''' bǝɿoɿɿiM υʞobυƧ :γoT ƨυnoꓭ'''</big><br> |
| − | (ǝɿǝʜ υʞobυƨ llɒɔ ǝw Ɉɒʜw ƨ'ɈɒʜT) ⸮[[Sudoku Mirrored|bǝɿoɿɿiM υʞobυƧ]] ʇo ǝmɒϱ ɒ ɿoʇ ǝɿɒƆ .blɿow ɿoɿɿim ǝʜɈ oɈ ǝmoɔlǝW | + | (ǝɿǝʜ υʞobυƨ llɒɔ ǝw Ɉɒʜw ƨ'ɈɒʜT) ⸮[[Sudoku Mirrored|bǝɿoɿɿiM υʞobυƧ]] ʇo ǝmɒϱ ɒ ɿoʇ ǝɿɒƆ .blɿow ɿoɿɿim ǝʜɈ oɈ ǝmoɔlǝW |
| − | ;ƨnoiɈɔυɿɈƨni γoT | + | ; ƨnoiɈɔυɿɈƨni γoT |
| − | #υʞobυƨ Ɉƨυį ƨ'ɈI | + | # υʞobυƨ Ɉƨυį ƨ'ɈI |
| − | #γɒlq oɈ woʜ wonʞ Ɉ'nob υoγ ʇi qυ ɈɒʜɈ ʞoo⅃ | + | # γɒlq oɈ woʜ wonʞ Ɉ'nob υoγ ʇi qυ ɈɒʜɈ ʞoo⅃ |
<templatestyles src="Sudoku.css" /> | <templatestyles src="Sudoku.css" /> | ||
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| − | === Toy 7: Make Your Own Toy === | + | === Toy 7: Make Your Own Toy === |
There are no instructions. Write them yourself. | There are no instructions. Write them yourself. | ||
| − | === Toy 8: ... === | + | === Toy 8: ... === |
{{Dia|Statler|Find out you're wasting your own time!}} | {{Dia|Statler|Find out you're wasting your own time!}} | ||
{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}} | {{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}} | ||
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[[File:Dcy7k4t1whe21.jpg|1000x1000px]] | [[File:Dcy7k4t1whe21.jpg|1000x1000px]] | ||
| − | ==Trivia== | + | == Trivia== |
*Edit warring is allowed on this article, despite edit wars being against the [[rules]]. | *Edit warring is allowed on this article, despite edit wars being against the [[rules]]. | ||
**I hope we get a page where (being a dick) is allowed. | **I hope we get a page where (being a dick) is allowed. | ||
| − | ==See also== | + | == See also== |
*[[Challenge 3: Edit War]] | *[[Challenge 3: Edit War]] | ||
*This thang [[File:okinberries.png|20x20px]] | *This thang [[File:okinberries.png|20x20px]] | ||
| − | ==External links== | + | == External links== |
| − | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ | + | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ |
<div style="position: fixed; left:98%; bottom: 2%; z-index: 9000;">[[File:Bloodmoon.png|20px|link=Edit War (Hard Mode)]]</div> | <div style="position: fixed; left:98%; bottom: 2%; z-index: 9000;">[[File:Bloodmoon.png|20px|link=Edit War (Hard Mode)]]</div> | ||
Revision as of 19:06, 11 November 2022
An Edit War is when one user on a wiki disruptively overwrite their own edits, usually due to having second thoughts on how the article should be presented. A list of notable edit wars can be found on Wikipedia’s Lamest edit wars.
History
The Edit War begun during Challenge 3. On November 11, 2022, The Divine Goddess told the contestants to violently kill this poor article[citation needed]. It is unknown why She wanted the page to suffer such a gruesome fate.
Early life
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
Gameplay
did you know...
GAMING
!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Personality
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Ingredients
Almondmilk (Filtered Water, Almonds), Cane Sugar, Vitamin and Mineral Blend (Calcium Carbonate, Vitamin E Acetate, Vitamin A Palmitate, Vitamin D2), Sea Salt, Gellan Gum, Sunflower Lecithin, Locust Bean Gum, Ascorbic Acid (to protect freshness), Natural Flavor.
Geography
The province lies in the mountainous area with the average elevation of 550 meters which contains several thousands of caves.
Controversy
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣿⣿⠶⠀⠀⣀⣀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⣀⣶⣤⣤⠿⠶⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣉⣿⣿ ⠿⣉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⣤⣿⣿⣿⣀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣛⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⣿⣿⠿⠀⣿⣿⣿⠛ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⠿⣿⠀⠀⣿⣶ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠛⠀⠀⣿⣿⣶ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣿⣿⠤ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⣿
⠀⠀⣀ ⠀⠿⣿⣿⣀ ⠀⠉⣿⣿⣀ ⠀⠀⠛⣿⣭⣀⣀⣤ ⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠿⣶⣀ ⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣉⣶ ⠀⠀⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀⠀⠀⣿⠉ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿ ⠀⣿⣿⣿⠿⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⣿⣿⠿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣶⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿ ⠛⣿⣿⣀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣀ ⠀⣿⣿⠉⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠛⠛⠿⣿⣶ ⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿ ⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉ ⣀⣶⣿⠛
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⣶⣶⠶⠛⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠛⣿⣤⣤⣀⣤⠿⠉⠀⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣿⣿⣿⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⣿⣿⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⣿⣿⣶⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠿⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⣿⠿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀⣀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣤⣶⣀⠿⠶⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠉⠿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣤ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⣿⣿⠿⠉⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠿⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⠛ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⣿⣿⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠤⣿⠿⠿⠿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀ ⠀⠀⣶⣿⠿⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⣤⣤ ⠀⣶⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠛⠛⠿⣤⣀ ⣶⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣿⣿⣿⣀⣤⣶⣭⣿⣶⣀ ⠉⠉⠉⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠛⠿⠿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣿⠛⠿⣿⣤ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣤ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⣶⣿⠛⠉ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣿⣿⠀⠀⠉ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⣿⣶ ⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣤⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶ ⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⣿⣉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣉⠉⣿⣶ ⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿ ⠀⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠀⣿⣶ ⣤⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣤ ⠉⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠒⠛⠿⠿⠿ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠉⠿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣤⠀⠛⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣶ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣭⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣿⣿⠉
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⣶⣿⣿⠶ ⣶⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣤ ⠀⠉⠶⣶⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣤⣀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠿⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⠀⠶⠿⠿ ⠀⠀⠛⠛⠿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣉⠿⣿⠶ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠒ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠛⣭⣭⠉ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣭⣤⣿⠛ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣭ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠉⠛⠿⣶⣤ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⠀⠀⣶⣶⠿⠿⠿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠛ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣭⣶
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⣶⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣤⣉⣿⣿⣤⣀ ⠤⣤⣿⣤⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀ ⠀⠛⠿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠛⠿⣿⣤ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠀⠀⠀⣶⠿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⠀⣿⠿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠉⠉ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠉ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣛⣿⣭⣶⣀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠉⠛⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣉⠀⣶⠿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⣿⠿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⠛
⠀⠀⠀⣶⣿⣶ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣀ ⠀⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣶⣿⠛⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠛⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⣀⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀ ⠀⠤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉ ⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿ ⠉⠛⣿⣿⣶⣤ ⠀⠀⠉⠿⣿⣿⣤ ⠀⠀⣀⣤⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠒⠿⠛⠉⠿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⠿⠿⠛
Death
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
Discography
References in other media
Judging Criteria
Whoever is named Mahjong Tile is able to select those who are safe in this challenge up to 85 competitors.
10 shares are offered to Mahjong Tile and T Series Car
Results
TBD
Yard sale
Hello, this is Diary. Throughout this competition I've been collecting a lot of these weird toys, and figured I’ve gathered enough to start my own yard sale. Look through these gizmos and follow the instructions of the toy(s) you want to play with. Or, don’t do that and play with the toys in ways the toymakers haven’t intended…? I dunno, I just want to get rid of all this useless junk. Have fun.
Toy 1: Make Your Own Statler and Waldorf Joke
Toy instructions:
- Below should be a template for a joke you’d find on the Statler and Waldorf page.
- Fill in the blank Dia templates with your own dialogue.
Toy 2: Ninety-player tic tac toe
Toy instructions:
- Below is a 10x10 table.
- This toy works like a game of tic-tac-toe, but there are like ninety of you. You’re all expected to be split into 2 teams
- Whichever team gets 10 of their respective symbols in a row first wins.
| THE GRID | |||||||||
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| X | 0 | ||||||||
Toy 3: Become Viral On Twitter
Toy instructions:
- Below is a template for a viral tweet. Fill in the blank words appropriately.
- When the challenge ends, @starlight_DP will post the final tweet to Twitter.
- The more likes and retweets this post gets by the time results are posted, the more points you score. If this tweet gets 100 or more points, I will make this my Twitter pfp for a day:
- The image linked in the previous step is broken on purpose. Feel free to upload the nonexistent image yourself.
diary @starlight_DP (adjective) people who (verb) (noun) are (adjective)
Nov 23, 2022
Toy 4: Dunk him
Toy instructions:
- do it
Toy 5: Toba Tots® Transclusion Toy
Toy instructions:
- It is not advised to use this toy.
- Like please, don’t use it.
- This is not a toy, but a pipe bomb.
- This bomb in particular is a very dangerous weapon. If you go into the source editor and surround the below string with {{curly brackets}} the entire page will blow up.
- You win if nobody sets off the bomb.
- Damn seal
Toy 6: Magic mirror
Toy instructions;
- This toy makes the whole page flip.
- Click "Expand" to turn it on!
- After that you can click “ɘƨqɒlloƆ” to turn it off if you don’t like it
- This toy might not work on certain browsers. Sorry :(
- Maybe in collaborative spirit you can… fix that for me? 😀😀😀
| ExpandClick "Expand" to activate mirror mode. --> |
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Toy 7: Make Your Own Toy
There are no instructions. Write them yourself.
Toy 8: ...
Find out you're wasting your own time!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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DUDE, WE'RE IN AN EDIT WAR.
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What a mess.
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That's nothing compared to this wiki!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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Shut up and get in the train!
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Trivia
- Edit warring is allowed on this article, despite edit wars being against the rules.
- I hope we get a page where (being a dick) is allowed.
See also
- Challenge 3: Edit War
- This thang
External links
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
- Stubs
- Articles with unsourced statements
- Events
- Wars
- World Wars
- Conflicts in 2022
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