Animal Kingdom
| Animal Kingdom | |
|---|---|
 NATURE IS LOWKEY AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL..... | |
| Scientific classification | |
| Domain | rectangle.zone |
| Location | The House of Mouse, Florida |
| Synonyms |
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| Top 5 animals for beginners | |
paper nikos are placeholders...feel free to replace... | |
The Animal Kingdom is da jungle where all the animals are and there's a big king lion.[wrong]
Etymology
Animal Kingdom may be a combination of animal and kingdom. Contrary to popular belief, kingdom is actually a misnomer because animals became smart after a while.
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But together...We can make it a queendom!! |
Biology
Members of the Animal Kingdom typically exhibit the following characteristics:
- They are multicellular eukaryotes, the lot of them
- Their cells lack a nice and firm exterior wall
- They have free will
| Sample taxonomy |
| Animals of all shapes and sizes roam the Animal Kingdom. |
History
The Animal Kingdom was wished upon a star, willed into existence by an explosion most twee. It was the youngest of the the Seven Kingdoms, out-eldered by the Bacteria Kingdom, Archaea Kingdom, Protozoa Kingdom, Chromista Kingdom, Plant Kingdom, and Fungus Kingdom. Those first four are all useless specks (germs), so frankly they're basically the Puny Kingdoms.
The first resident was the humble peanut. It was sad and a little pathetic, but one thing led to another and the Animal Kingdom soon found its footing in a future blessed by smartphones and technology.
Legal system and governance
The Animal Kingdom operates by the Law of the Jungle. The biggest animal is the king (typically a lion, though sometimes a rat). Whatever the king says, goes.
Heads of state
| Name | Position | Years | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Peanut | King | 574000000 BCE – 573999999 BCE | Despite being a paltry thing, Peanut was King by default. |
| Peanut Jr. | King | 573999999 BCE – 573999972 BCE | Same size as Peanut, but assumed the throne via regicide. |
| Felidae-Huh? MRCA | King | 573999972 BCE – 573999900 BCE | The most recent common ancestor of the genus Felidae and Huh? |
| The Vole | Regent | 573999900 BCE – 573999898 BCE | The Vole was the interim ruler after the passing of the FH?MRCA. |
| N/A | N/A | 573999898 BCE – 46 BCE | World plunged into anarchical rule due to mishandling by The Vole, monarchy absent. |
| Caesar | Dictator for Life | 46 BCE – 44 BCE | Stabbed. |
| Elephant Andy | King | 44 BCE – 32 BCE | Rule returned to biggest animal. |
| Elephant Earl | King | 32 BCE – 24 BCE | |
| Elephant Paul | King | 24 BCE – 2 CE | |
| Elephant Tonia | King | 2 CE – 30 CE | |
| Elephant von Bark | King | 30 CE – 33 CE | |
| Whale | King | 33 CE – 105 CE | End of Elephant rule |
| Whale II | King | 105 CE – 168 CE | |
| Whale III | King | 168 CE – 254 CE | Problematic (see callout post here) |
| Whale IV | King | 254 CE – 310 CE | |
| Whale V | King | 310 CE – 378 CE | |
| Girl Whale | Queen | 378 CE – 512 CE | |
| Lion | King | 512 CE – present | Figurehead. The actual king remains a topic of spirited debate. |