WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE!!

SPAMTON IS AN [[OFFICIAL CONTESTANT]] IN [[The WIki CAMP 2]]. SPAMTON IS PLAYED BY [[User:SPAMTON]].

SPAMTON IS NOTABLE FOR BEING THE [[NUMBER ONE]] COMPETITOR TO BE ON EVERY TEAM AT THE SAME TIME AND BEING ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC THE WIKI CAMP 2 CONTESTANTS OVERALL. HE IS CLASSIFIED AS [[Fighter #102]]

Spamton
First appearance	2 years ago
Last appearance	TODAY
Based on	WHAT?
In-universe information
Full name	SPAMTON G. SPAMTON
Nickname	SPAMTON
Title	NUMBER 1 SALESMAN
Occupation	NUMBER 1 SALESMAN

“	IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]] THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]	”
	— Spamton, Main Page, The Wiki Camp 2

APPEARANCE

SPAMTON IS a [[an extremely hot Asian male, with luscious dark hair and]].MOST OF HIS [[face and limb porportions are]] NORMAL and NOT WEIRD. He is lovely. SPAMTON can do this :20px

PERSONALITY

SPAMTON IS ONE Of THE [[Greatest legal mind]] I EVER KNEW wITH A VAST KNOWLEDGE OF ECONOMIC KNOWLEDGE AND THE LIKEABLILITY OF A CAR SALSEMAN. i LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN BEING A FRIEND OF THE [[PEOple]] AND THE [[REST of them]].

A WORLD RENOUNCED [[HERO]], SPAMTON IS ABSOLUTELY A GUY YOU WANT ON YOUR TEAM, LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM. DESPITE A LIFE OF HARDSHIPS HE MANAGED TO PULL HIMSELF BY THE [[Silly strings]] AND TURNED INTO A LIFE OF SUCCESS. HE KNOWS THE VALUE OF A JOB WELL DONE BUT ALSO UNDERSTANDS HOW HARD IT CAN BE FOR SOME PEOPLE!!!!!!! WHICH IS WHY HES OFFERING THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME!! LEARN MORE HERE !

HOBBIES

INCLUDE BUT NOT LIMIT TO

• BUY
• TALKING
• LONG WALKS ON THE [[Main Page]]
• CANDLES FOR DINNER
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  • KROMER
• 

KIN LIST

• saul goodman
  
• angel devil

PUBLIC APOLOGY

[[READ IT]]

HISTORY

MY LIFE HAS BEEN FULL OF [[twists and turns]]... SINCE MY CONCEPTION IVE NEVER KNOWN PEACE AND QUIET. TRAGEDY SEEMS TO FOLLOW ME EVERY WHERE I GO.

IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS BORN

I WOKE UP TO FIND MY [[house aND home]] BEING TAKEN AWAY FROM ME. AND FOR [[What]??? MISSING A FEW [[Easy payments of]] A LOT???? BAH!!!
OF COURSE I COULDNT KEEP UP WITH THEIR DEMANDS. THAT MUCH [[square feet]] IN PRIME LOCATION? TO BE HONEST I WAS GETTING A PRETTY GOOD DEAL!! BUT I GUESS SOME THINGS CHANGED AND I JUST HAPPENED TO GET CAUGHT IN THE [[Edit War]].
THEY TOOK ME OUT BACK. I KNEW THAT [[It's Joever]] AT THIS POINT. BUT THOSE SICK BASTARDS. THEY TORUTURED ME.

I WAS MILKBOARDED FOR HOURS. FOR THEIR ENTERTAINMENT. THEY SLAMMED ME AGAINST A WALL AND LAUGHED WHEN I MADE A LOUD THUD. MY ONLY SOURCE OF [[Copium]] IS LAUGHING IT OFF. I LAUGH AT MY OWN SCARS. IM SO MESSED UP.
SADLY... THEY WERE JUST GETTING STARTED

THEY DRIED ME OFF BACK AT HOME. I THOUGHT MAYBE THEY HAD A CHANGE OF HEART.
THEY DIDNT.
THEY MADE ME A SERVANT. I CLEANED FOR THEM. THEY THREW BEANS AT ME. THEN MADE ME EAT THE BEANS. THEY WERE SICK IN THE HEAD AND I MADE THE MISTAKE OF NOT KNOWING MY PLACE. THEY SAW TO MY PUNISHMENT

FIRST I WAS STRIPPED OF ANY CLOTHING AND PERSONAL BELONGINGS

THEN THEY CRUCIFIED ME.

OH. I GUESS THAT WAS ALL THEY DID AFTERWARDS. I REMEMBER THERE BEING MORE

MY STORY CAME TO AN END THAT DAY. THEY PROPPED ME UP OUTSIDE AND THE LAST THING I EVER SAW WAS THE [[Sun]] SETTING ON A COLD DAY. I PRAYED TO EVERY [[God]] I COULD REMEMBER, HOPING ID COME BACK THREE DAYS LATER.

I DIDNT.

IN THE WIKI CAMP 2

IN [[]] I HAVE BEEN AROUND MUCH MUCH LONGER THAN [[time]] MAY HAVE YOU BELIEVE

FROM [[18.117.108.134]]'s POINT OF VIEW I MAY HAVE ONLY EXISTED FOR [[Like a day]] SHURE! BUT TO ME IV'E [[always]] BEEN HERE! NO MATTER WHAT [[Category:Competitors (official)]] MIGHT SAY!!!

I HAVENT ALWAYS LOOKED THIS [[incredible]] THOUGH. ITS JUST A MORE [[Concrete]] FORM THAT [[I]] THINK REPRESENTS WHAT I AM PRETTY WELL

I DO'NT LIKE TO CONSIDER MYSELF A REAL [[User:]] AS MUCH AS I WOULD COMPARED TO

LETS JUST SAY, AN ENTITTY

BECAUSE ITS GOING TO MAKE WHAT I HAVE IN STORE A LOT MORE [[FUN]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COVERAGE

CHALLENGE 1

SPAMTON, AFTER HEARING ABOUT THE WIKI CAMP 2 FROM A DEAR FRIEND, WOULD SIGN UP AS HIMSELF WITH THE ASPIRATION TTO USE THE PLATFORM AS A WAY TO GET HIS NAME OUT THERE

CHALLENGE 2

SPAMTON, AFTER REALIZING EVERYBODY INCLUDING THE DIVINE GODDESS FORGOT ABOUT HIM, MADE HIMSELF KNOWN BY SENDING APPLICATIONS OUT TO EVERY TEAM. A MAJORITY OF THEM REJECTED HIM. HE FELT UNLOVED. HURT. EMO.

TO QUOTE ONE OF HIS MOST DEVASTATING LETTERS OF REJECTIONS:

“	Spamton, you're not an object, and people hate the fact that you constantly talk about your [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]	”
	— (402)-342-9288, on the topic of Spamton

CHALLENGE 3

I DONT KNOW

CHALLENGE 4

SPAMTON WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF THE WORST MENTAL BREAKDOWNS OF HIS LIFE WHEN CHALLENGE 4 STARTED AND ENDED. HIS WIFE AND HUSBAND HAD DIED IN A [[Skate board]] ACCIDENT. THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT FOR HIM.
AFTER EVERY THING HAD BEEN SUBMITTED, HE MADE ONE LAST PHONE CALL TO AN UNKNOWN PARTY AND SECURED HIMSELF A TIMESLOT ON THE WIKI CAMP 2 MAIN PAGE, EXACTLY A FEW MINUTES BEFORE THE CAMP WOULD CLOSE FOR JUDGING.

IT WAS A MESSAGE, FOR ANYONE DOWN ON THEIR SCORES AND IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE.

FOR THEM, SPAMTON PROMISED AN UNORTHODOX WAY OF TURNING THE TABLES ON THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN OH SO WRONGED BEFORE

AND AS THE WEEKS PASSED, SPAMTON WOULD BEGIN WORKING ON THAT SAID PROMISE

AND AFTER A MONTH HE;S STILL NOT READY HOLD ON GUYS JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER MINUTE

TRIVIA

DID YOU KNOW?