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Yuck! I'm not eating that!
These guys won't know what hit 'em!
WHAM!
This is a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.
This is a Gold Greet.
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| − | {{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc| | + | {{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|Mar. 25 Thu. 2007|ico = Seriesicon netflix.png}} |
[[File:Nisd.png|200px|class=sdj-item-preview secret]] | [[File:Nisd.png|200px|class=sdj-item-preview secret]] | ||
| − | <p>Ahh...The | + | <p>Ahh...The [[elusive]] Netflix Instant Streaming Disc. In contemporary [[folklore]], this item is heralded for its ability to ward off [[Blockbuster]]s and other [[uncanny]] monsters. |
| − | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Nisd2.jpg|250px|center]] It | + | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Nisd2.jpg|250px|center]] It has a striking [[Red|red color]] that can't be missed.</div> |
| − | <div class="sdj-img">[[File: | + | <p>Aside from getting [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] banned at Blockbuster, it also lets you watch one free [[movie]] on [[Netflix]].</p> |
| − | <p> | + | <p>The movie is chosen by whoever grabs the disc. If that happens to be your [[opponent]], then...Well, let's just hope they pick something [[good]].</p> |
| − | <div class="sdj-img">[[File: | + | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Nisd orang.gif|250px|center]] [[Blue]]! I want to watch blue! Not [[orange]]!</div> |
| − | <p>It | + | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:NISDORANGE2.png|250px|center]] Eh...Orange is pretty [[Puss in Boots: The Last Wish|kino]], I guess.</div> |
| − | <p> | + | {{Dojo closer|Mar. 25 Thu. 2007|tag1=[[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2=[[:Category:Things (official)|Things (official)]]}} |
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| − | <div class="sdj-img">[[File: | + | {{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|Nov. 27 Tue. 2012|ico=Seriesicon netflix.png}} |
| − | <p> | + | <p style="text-align:center; font-weight:bold;"><The Fake></p> |
| − | {{Dojo closer| | + | <div style="text-align:center;"> |
| + | <p>It has come to our attention that a [[Sony|malicious]] party has been distributing [[:Category:Doppelgangers|counterfeit reproduction]]s of our [[beloved]] Netflix Instant Streaming Discs.</p> | ||
| + | <p>As we [[Murder|deal with]] the offending party, we have briefly suspended [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'s [[Internet|online services]] to ensure these items have been [[Stuff Blowing Up|safely removed]] from circulation. | ||
| + | <p>Please peruse this article for more information regarding the counterfeit reproductions.</p> | ||
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| + | [[File:Nisd p.png|200px|class=sdj-item-preview evilsecret]] | ||
| + | <p>The Fake Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is a baleful little [[thing]]. This [[wretched]] disc is a relic of a <span class="plainlinks">[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_All-Stars_Battle_Royale cold, barren wasteland]</span>. </p> | ||
| + | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Pnisd2.jpg|250px|center]] The [[Demon of Babylon]] disguises himself with the [[coat of the righteous]].</div> | ||
| + | <p>When inserted into a [[PlayStation 3]], the Fake Netflix Instant Streaming Disc does [[nothing]], for it has no [[movies]] or even [[games]] stored on it.</p> | ||
| + | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Counterparts.webp|250px|center]]Putting a Fake Netflix Instant Streaming Disc next to a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc can be [[Total seal extinction|300,000 injured 5,000,000 dead]].</div> | ||
| + | <p>This thing [[sucks]]. But it is also [[lethal]]. It is speculated that our [[Diddy Kong|dearest Diddy]] was taken by this horrid device. [[Special:Watchlist|Watch out]].</p> | ||
| + | {{Dojo closer|Nov. 27 Tue. 2012|tag1 = [[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2 = [[:Category:Things (unofficial)|Things (unofficial)]]|tag3=[[Do Not Research]]}} | ||
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| + | {{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|Dec. 25 Tue. 2012|ico=Seriesicon netflix.png}} | ||
| + | [[File:Nisdps2.png|200px|class=sdj-item-preview evilsecretlala]] | ||
| + | <p><big>GREETINGS FROM [[SONY BRAZIL]]!!!!!!!!! THIS PAGE HAS BEEN HACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS OUR TURF NOW! [[:ROFL:]] 🇧🇷 🤣🤣🤣🤣[[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]]🤣🤣🤣[[🤣]]FUUCK YOU [[NINTENDO]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</big></p> | ||
| + | <p><big>OUR [[NETFLIX INSTANT STREAMING DISC (PLAYSTATION 3)]] MAY BE [[In a Nutshell|DOGSHIT]] BUT OUR [[BRAZIL]]-EXCLUSIVE [[NETFLIX INSTANT STREAMING DISC (PLAYSTATION 2)]] HAS BEEN GOING STRONG FOR 3 [[SPECTACULAR]] [[YEAR]]S</big></p> | ||
| + | <p><big>WE NOT [[GOIN]] ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!! [[NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!]] [[YOIT]]🤣🤣[[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]]🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣</big></p> | ||
| + | <p>🇧🇷<big>OUR NETFLIX INSTANT🤣🤣 STREAMING DISCS🤣 HAS SHOW🤣[[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]]🤣S AND MOVIES [[FREE]] LIKEmovie[free [[Mvie free]] [[Movie free]] | ||
| + | [[The Sealcret Show|Show]] only | ||
| + | Buy on [[Google]]🇧🇷 | ||
| + | OUR ETFLIX [[I]]SNTANT [[STREAMING]] DISC CAN STREAM [[MOVIE FREE]] AND [[Death|KILL]] PEOPLE TOO. THE ONLY LIMIT IS [[YOUR IMAGINATION]] | ||
| + | 1<br> | ||
| + | <p style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><big>'''<heres what [[Talk:Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|our userbase]] has to say'''</big></p> | ||
| + | {{:Talk:Netflix Instant Streaming Disc}} | ||
| + | <p style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><big>'''<heres what our sony brazil has to say'''</big></p> | ||
| + | BestYOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH [[NETFLIX INSTANT STREAMING DISC (PS2)]]THE [[POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS]] | ||
| + | Abou🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷[[Brazil|🇧🇷]]🇧🇷t these results | ||
| + | Shopping in a new [[window]] | ||
| + | Trusted store🇧🇷🇧🇷<p style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><big>'''<heres what [[snake]] (secret character]] ) has to say (oh...and [[btw]]....[[metal gear solid 2]] is on the [[PlayStation 2]]...just [[Goku|sayin]]....'</big></p> 🇧🇷 | ||
| + | [[File:Snake.png|250px]] | ||
| + | Compare prices from [[4]] stores | ||
| + | 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 | ||
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| + | [[</p> | ||
| + | <p>Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a <span style="font-size:200%; font-family:'times new roman'; font-weight:bold;">Jolly nurpon</span>.</p> | ||
| + | <div class="sdj-img mw-customtoggle-nurpon">[[File:Jollynurpon.png|250px|center]] This is a<span style="font-size:200%; font-family:'times new roman'; ">Jolly nurpon</span>. </div> | ||
| + | <p>MERRY. FUCKING. [[Christmas|CHRISTMAS]]. FROM [[SONY BRAZIL]] 🇧🇷. [[BITCH]].</p> | ||
| + | {{Dojo closer|Dec. 25 Tue. 2012|tag1 = [[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2 = [[:Category:Things (official)|T̶̯̟̮̺͔̻̜̤̙̞̈́̈́́̎͜͜͜h̶̪͕͎̺̻̜͗͛̒̈́́̄̿̂͒̃̾͘i̵̢̧̧̛͓̙͒̑͌́͘n̵͚͇̰͎̮̮͉̠̹͍͙̼̗͛̑̈́̇ͅg̴̼̞̩̍̿̌͑̉̄̿ͅs̸̬͇̙͓̉͌̓͛̆̎̇͊̓̊̌͝ ̴̧̹̻̬͙̩̠̠͎͈̈́̐̽͛̎͂́͌͆̂̓͒͐͜͠(̴̡̫̭̞̥̱̖̠͔̺̗̘̼̃̐̾́̃̒̉̓̓́͘͝͠ǫ̴̡̨̢̥̭̩̖͍̘̩̀̀͑̾̇͗̇̀̆͋̈́̎͊̽̒f̵̛̛̤̝̩̣̗̙̫̺̜̺̮̹̰̲͐̓̓̈̽̑̆̊͆͠͝ͅḟ̶̧̙̙̥͌̐͋̓̅̿́͋̔̃̅͝͝͠ḯ̴̗͗̉̈̏͒̈́̃͒̓͛͆͝ċ̸̡̢̻̹͇͉̝̤̥̹̇ḯ̴̩̰͖͎͔̖̖̎́͑̆̌͆́͘͝͝â̴͕͓̖̦͇͕͍͖̮̊͐̈́̍̈͌̔͗̃͐͌͂͜ḽ̵̏̔̀̏̾̒̄͛̈́)̶͎̠̮̻̟̫̩͉̖͙̞͕̍͗͋͊̾͆̋̚͠]]|tag3=[[Lmfao]]|tag4=[[PS2 SWEEP!!!]]}} | ||
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| + | {{Dojo opener|Jolly Nurpon|Feb. 22 Thu. 2007|ico=TobaAquarium Symbol.png}} | ||
| + | [[File:Jollynurpon.png|250px|class=sdj-item-preview JOLLY]] | ||
| + | <p>The Jolly Nurpon is so [[festive]] and [[cutes]].</p> | ||
| + | {{Dojo closer|Feb. 22 Thu. 2007|tag1 = [[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2 = [[:Category:Seals|Seals]]}} | ||
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[[File:Npgreet.png|300px|class=sdj-item-preview]] | [[File:Npgreet.png|300px|class=sdj-item-preview]] | ||
<p>Greet is a [[cyberpunk]] food named after "green meat" and [[Piece of shit|some guy]] shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how [[food]] [[sucks]] in the [[Future]].</p> | <p>Greet is a [[cyberpunk]] food named after "green meat" and [[Piece of shit|some guy]] shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how [[food]] [[sucks]] in the [[Future]].</p> | ||
| − | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet1.png|250px]]Yuck! | + | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet1.png|250px]]Yuck! I'm not eating that!</div> |
<p>Don't worry! You won't be eating greet on the [[battlefield]] anytime soon. Here in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Brawl]], greet has a different purpose.</p> | <p>Don't worry! You won't be eating greet on the [[battlefield]] anytime soon. Here in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Brawl]], greet has a different purpose.</p> | ||
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet2.png|250px]]These guys won't know what hit 'em!</div> | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet2.png|250px]]These guys won't know what hit 'em!</div> | ||
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Latest revision as of 03:48, 2 April 2023
Sep. 10 Tue. 2007
Greet
Greet is a cyberpunk food named after "green meat" and some guy shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how food sucks in the Future.
Yuck! I'm not eating that!Don't worry! You won't be eating greet on the battlefield anytime soon. Here in Brawl, greet has a different purpose.
These guys won't know what hit 'em!
WHAM!Greet can be thrown at opponents. It's slow and it can't go very far...but when it hits, it hits hard. Ouch.
Beware its odorous Stink—characters can take serious damage just by standing near greet! Greet that is left to spoil has an especially potent stench. So, don't keep it in your hands too long.
Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.
This is a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because they allow you to watch one free movie on Netflix every time you get one.
Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. About 1 in every 10,000 greet is born golden.
This is a Gold Greet.Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.