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{{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|Nov. 27 Tue. 2012|ico=Seriesicon netflix.png}} | {{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|Nov. 27 Tue. 2012|ico=Seriesicon netflix.png}} | ||
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<p>It has come to our attention that a [[Sony|malicious]] party has been distributing [[:Category:Doppelgangers|counterfeit reproduction]]s of our [[beloved]] Netflix Instant Streaming Discs.</p> | <p>It has come to our attention that a [[Sony|malicious]] party has been distributing [[:Category:Doppelgangers|counterfeit reproduction]]s of our [[beloved]] Netflix Instant Streaming Discs.</p> | ||
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<p><big>GREETINGS FROM [[SONY BRAZIL]]!!!!!!!!! THIS PAGE HAS BEEN HACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS OUR TURF NOW! [[:ROFL:]] 🇧🇷 🤣🤣🤣🤣[[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]]🤣🤣🤣[[🤣]]FUUCK YOU [[NINTENDO]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</big></p> | <p><big>GREETINGS FROM [[SONY BRAZIL]]!!!!!!!!! THIS PAGE HAS BEEN HACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS OUR TURF NOW! [[:ROFL:]] 🇧🇷 🤣🤣🤣🤣[[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]]🤣🤣🤣[[🤣]]FUUCK YOU [[NINTENDO]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</big></p> | ||
<p><big>OUR [[NETFLIX INSTANT STREAMING DISC (PLAYSTATION 3)]] MAY BE [[In a Nutshell|DOGSHIT]] BUT OUR [[BRAZIL]]-EXCLUSIVE [[NETFLIX INSTANT STREAMING DISC (PLAYSTATION 2)]] HAS BEEN GOING STRONG FOR 3 [[SPECTACULAR]] [[YEAR]]S</big></p> | <p><big>OUR [[NETFLIX INSTANT STREAMING DISC (PLAYSTATION 3)]] MAY BE [[In a Nutshell|DOGSHIT]] BUT OUR [[BRAZIL]]-EXCLUSIVE [[NETFLIX INSTANT STREAMING DISC (PLAYSTATION 2)]] HAS BEEN GOING STRONG FOR 3 [[SPECTACULAR]] [[YEAR]]S</big></p> | ||
| − | <p><big>WE NOT [[GOIN]] ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!! | + | <p><big>WE NOT [[GOIN]] ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!! [[NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!]] [[YOIT]]🤣🤣[[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]]🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣</big></p> |
<p>🇧🇷<big>OUR NETFLIX INSTANT🤣🤣 STREAMING DISCS🤣 HAS SHOW🤣[[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]]🤣S AND MOVIES [[FREE]] LIKEmovie[free [[Mvie free]] [[Movie free]] | <p>🇧🇷<big>OUR NETFLIX INSTANT🤣🤣 STREAMING DISCS🤣 HAS SHOW🤣[[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]]🤣S AND MOVIES [[FREE]] LIKEmovie[free [[Mvie free]] [[Movie free]] | ||
[[The Sealcret Show|Show]] only | [[The Sealcret Show|Show]] only | ||
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Buy on [[Google]]🇧🇷 | Buy on [[Google]]🇧🇷 | ||
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OUR ETFLIX [[I]]SNTANT [[STREAMING]] DISC CAN STREAM [[MOVIE FREE]] AND [[Death|KILL]] PEOPLE TOO. THE ONLY LIMIT IS [[YOUR IMAGINATION]] | OUR ETFLIX [[I]]SNTANT [[STREAMING]] DISC CAN STREAM [[MOVIE FREE]] AND [[Death|KILL]] PEOPLE TOO. THE ONLY LIMIT IS [[YOUR IMAGINATION]] | ||
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| − | <p style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><big>'''<heres what our | + | <p style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><big>'''<heres what [[Talk:Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|our userbase]] has to say'''</big></p> |
{{:Talk:Netflix Instant Streaming Disc}} | {{:Talk:Netflix Instant Streaming Disc}} | ||
<p style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><big>'''<heres what our sony brazil has to say'''</big></p> | <p style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><big>'''<heres what our sony brazil has to say'''</big></p> | ||
BestYOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH [[NETFLIX INSTANT STREAMING DISC (PS2)]]THE [[POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS]] | BestYOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH [[NETFLIX INSTANT STREAMING DISC (PS2)]]THE [[POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS]] | ||
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Abou🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷[[Brazil|🇧🇷]]🇧🇷t these results | Abou🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷[[Brazil|🇧🇷]]🇧🇷t these results | ||
| − | Shopping | + | Shopping in a new [[window]] |
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Trusted store🇧🇷🇧🇷<p style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><big>'''<heres what [[snake]] (secret character]] ) has to say (oh...and [[btw]]....[[metal gear solid 2]] is on the [[PlayStation 2]]...just [[Goku|sayin]]....'</big></p> 🇧🇷 | Trusted store🇧🇷🇧🇷<p style="text-align:center;font-weight:bold;"><big>'''<heres what [[snake]] (secret character]] ) has to say (oh...and [[btw]]....[[metal gear solid 2]] is on the [[PlayStation 2]]...just [[Goku|sayin]]....'</big></p> 🇧🇷 | ||
| − | [[File:Snake.png]] | + | [[File:Snake.png|250px]] |
| − | Compare prices from 4 stores | + | Compare prices from [[4]] stores |
🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 | 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 | ||
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<p>Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a <span style="font-size:200%; font-family:'times new roman'; font-weight:bold;">Jolly nurpon</span>.</p> | <p>Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a <span style="font-size:200%; font-family:'times new roman'; font-weight:bold;">Jolly nurpon</span>.</p> | ||
| − | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Jollynurpon.png|250px|center]] This is a<span style="font-size:200%; font-family:'times new roman'; ">Jolly nurpon</span>. </div> | + | <div class="sdj-img mw-customtoggle-nurpon">[[File:Jollynurpon.png|250px|center]] This is a<span style="font-size:200%; font-family:'times new roman'; ">Jolly nurpon</span>. </div> |
<p>MERRY. FUCKING. [[Christmas|CHRISTMAS]]. FROM [[SONY BRAZIL]] 🇧🇷. [[BITCH]].</p> | <p>MERRY. FUCKING. [[Christmas|CHRISTMAS]]. FROM [[SONY BRAZIL]] 🇧🇷. [[BITCH]].</p> | ||
{{Dojo closer|Dec. 25 Tue. 2012|tag1 = [[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2 = [[:Category:Things (official)|T̶̯̟̮̺͔̻̜̤̙̞̈́̈́́̎͜͜͜h̶̪͕͎̺̻̜͗͛̒̈́́̄̿̂͒̃̾͘i̵̢̧̧̛͓̙͒̑͌́͘n̵͚͇̰͎̮̮͉̠̹͍͙̼̗͛̑̈́̇ͅg̴̼̞̩̍̿̌͑̉̄̿ͅs̸̬͇̙͓̉͌̓͛̆̎̇͊̓̊̌͝ ̴̧̹̻̬͙̩̠̠͎͈̈́̐̽͛̎͂́͌͆̂̓͒͐͜͠(̴̡̫̭̞̥̱̖̠͔̺̗̘̼̃̐̾́̃̒̉̓̓́͘͝͠ǫ̴̡̨̢̥̭̩̖͍̘̩̀̀͑̾̇͗̇̀̆͋̈́̎͊̽̒f̵̛̛̤̝̩̣̗̙̫̺̜̺̮̹̰̲͐̓̓̈̽̑̆̊͆͠͝ͅḟ̶̧̙̙̥͌̐͋̓̅̿́͋̔̃̅͝͝͠ḯ̴̗͗̉̈̏͒̈́̃͒̓͛͆͝ċ̸̡̢̻̹͇͉̝̤̥̹̇ḯ̴̩̰͖͎͔̖̖̎́͑̆̌͆́͘͝͝â̴͕͓̖̦͇͕͍͖̮̊͐̈́̍̈͌̔͗̃͐͌͂͜ḽ̵̏̔̀̏̾̒̄͛̈́)̶͎̠̮̻̟̫̩͉̖͙̞͕̍͗͋͊̾͆̋̚͠]]|tag3=[[Lmfao]]|tag4=[[PS2 SWEEP!!!]]}} | {{Dojo closer|Dec. 25 Tue. 2012|tag1 = [[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2 = [[:Category:Things (official)|T̶̯̟̮̺͔̻̜̤̙̞̈́̈́́̎͜͜͜h̶̪͕͎̺̻̜͗͛̒̈́́̄̿̂͒̃̾͘i̵̢̧̧̛͓̙͒̑͌́͘n̵͚͇̰͎̮̮͉̠̹͍͙̼̗͛̑̈́̇ͅg̴̼̞̩̍̿̌͑̉̄̿ͅs̸̬͇̙͓̉͌̓͛̆̎̇͊̓̊̌͝ ̴̧̹̻̬͙̩̠̠͎͈̈́̐̽͛̎͂́͌͆̂̓͒͐͜͠(̴̡̫̭̞̥̱̖̠͔̺̗̘̼̃̐̾́̃̒̉̓̓́͘͝͠ǫ̴̡̨̢̥̭̩̖͍̘̩̀̀͑̾̇͗̇̀̆͋̈́̎͊̽̒f̵̛̛̤̝̩̣̗̙̫̺̜̺̮̹̰̲͐̓̓̈̽̑̆̊͆͠͝ͅḟ̶̧̙̙̥͌̐͋̓̅̿́͋̔̃̅͝͝͠ḯ̴̗͗̉̈̏͒̈́̃͒̓͛͆͝ċ̸̡̢̻̹͇͉̝̤̥̹̇ḯ̴̩̰͖͎͔̖̖̎́͑̆̌͆́͘͝͝â̴͕͓̖̦͇͕͍͖̮̊͐̈́̍̈͌̔͗̃͐͌͂͜ḽ̵̏̔̀̏̾̒̄͛̈́)̶͎̠̮̻̟̫̩͉̖͙̞͕̍͗͋͊̾͆̋̚͠]]|tag3=[[Lmfao]]|tag4=[[PS2 SWEEP!!!]]}} | ||
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| + | {{Dojo opener|Jolly Nurpon|Feb. 22 Thu. 2007|ico=TobaAquarium Symbol.png}} | ||
| + | [[File:Jollynurpon.png|250px|class=sdj-item-preview JOLLY]] | ||
| + | <p>The Jolly Nurpon is so [[festive]] and [[cutes]].</p> | ||
| + | {{Dojo closer|Feb. 22 Thu. 2007|tag1 = [[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2 = [[:Category:Seals|Seals]]}} | ||
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[[File:Npgreet.png|300px|class=sdj-item-preview]] | [[File:Npgreet.png|300px|class=sdj-item-preview]] | ||
<p>Greet is a [[cyberpunk]] food named after "green meat" and [[Piece of shit|some guy]] shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how [[food]] [[sucks]] in the [[Future]].</p> | <p>Greet is a [[cyberpunk]] food named after "green meat" and [[Piece of shit|some guy]] shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how [[food]] [[sucks]] in the [[Future]].</p> | ||
| − | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet1.png|250px]]Yuck! | + | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet1.png|250px]]Yuck! I'm not eating that!</div> |
<p>Don't worry! You won't be eating greet on the [[battlefield]] anytime soon. Here in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Brawl]], greet has a different purpose.</p> | <p>Don't worry! You won't be eating greet on the [[battlefield]] anytime soon. Here in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Brawl]], greet has a different purpose.</p> | ||
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet2.png|250px]]These guys won't know what hit 'em!</div> | <div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet2.png|250px]]These guys won't know what hit 'em!</div> | ||
Latest revision as of 03:48, 2 April 2023
Ahh...The elusive Netflix Instant Streaming Disc. In contemporary folklore, this item is heralded for its ability to ward off Blockbusters and other uncanny monsters.
Aside from getting Super Smash Bros. Brawl banned at Blockbuster, it also lets you watch one free movie on Netflix.
The movie is chosen by whoever grabs the disc. If that happens to be your opponent, then...Well, let's just hope they pick something good.
<The Fake>
It has come to our attention that a malicious party has been distributing counterfeit reproductions of our beloved Netflix Instant Streaming Discs.
As we deal with the offending party, we have briefly suspended Super Smash Bros. Brawl's online services to ensure these items have been safely removed from circulation.
Please peruse this article for more information regarding the counterfeit reproductions.
The Fake Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is a baleful little thing. This wretched disc is a relic of a cold, barren wasteland.
When inserted into a PlayStation 3, the Fake Netflix Instant Streaming Disc does nothing, for it has no movies or even games stored on it.
This thing sucks. But it is also lethal. It is speculated that our dearest Diddy was taken by this horrid device. Watch out.
GREETINGS FROM SONY BRAZIL!!!!!!!!! THIS PAGE HAS BEEN HACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS OUR TURF NOW! ROFL: 🇧🇷 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣FUUCK YOU NINTENDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OUR NETFLIX INSTANT STREAMING DISC (PLAYSTATION 3) MAY BE DOGSHIT BUT OUR BRAZIL-EXCLUSIVE NETFLIX INSTANT STREAMING DISC (PLAYSTATION 2) HAS BEEN GOING STRONG FOR 3 SPECTACULAR YEARS
WE NOT GOIN ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!! YOIT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🇧🇷OUR NETFLIX INSTANT🤣🤣 STREAMING DISCS🤣 HAS SHOW🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣S AND MOVIES FREE LIKEmovie[free Mvie free Movie free
Show only
Buy on Google🇧🇷
OUR ETFLIX ISNTANT STREAMING DISC CAN STREAM MOVIE FREE AND KILL PEOPLE TOO. THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION
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<heres what our userbase has to say
This shit got me in okinbunches. --GopyXP (talk) 23:38, 24 January 2023 (UTC) stfu Chubs (talk) 06:22, 14 February 2023 (UTC)
<heres what our sony brazil has to say
BestYOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH NETFLIX INSTANT STREAMING DISC (PS2)THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS Abou🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷t these results Shopping in a new window
Trusted store🇧🇷🇧🇷<heres what snake (secret character]] ) has to say (oh...and btw....metal gear solid 2 is on the PlayStation 2...just sayin....'
🇧🇷
Compare prices from 4 stores
🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Jolly nurpon.
MERRY. FUCKING. CHRISTMAS. FROM SONY BRAZIL 🇧🇷. BITCH.
Greet is a cyberpunk food named after "green meat" and some guy shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how food sucks in the Future.
Yuck! I'm not eating that!Don't worry! You won't be eating greet on the battlefield anytime soon. Here in Brawl, greet has a different purpose.
These guys won't know what hit 'em!
WHAM!Greet can be thrown at opponents. It's slow and it can't go very far...but when it hits, it hits hard. Ouch.
Beware its odorous Stink—characters can take serious damage just by standing near greet! Greet that is left to spoil has an especially potent stench. So, don't keep it in your hands too long.
Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.
This is a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because they allow you to watch one free movie on Netflix every time you get one.
Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. About 1 in every 10,000 greet is born golden.
This is a Gold Greet.Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.
