Difference between revisions of "Animal Kingdom"
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<div style="font-weight:bold; font-size:1.2em; margin-top:0.3em; padding-top:0.5em;"><s>Cuisine</s> THE FOOD CHAIN</div> | <div style="font-weight:bold; font-size:1.2em; margin-top:0.3em; padding-top:0.5em;"><s>Cuisine</s> THE FOOD CHAIN</div> | ||
...NOT! In this world, it's [[Undertale|kill or be killed]]! Yup, it's true... | ...NOT! In this world, it's [[Undertale|kill or be killed]]! Yup, it's true... | ||
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| + | <center>'''visit MyFoodPyramid.ak'''> | ||
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| + | <div><div class=tri-row><div class=tri-cell>[[Lion]]</div></div> | ||
| + | <div><div class=tri-row><div class=tri-cell><div style="font-size:8px;">[[Nerpolinus Nerplexus' Numinous Nimbostratic Weather Machine!|Weather Machines]]<ref>Weather Machines were recently ordered under ''Animalia'' following intense debate</ref></div></div><div class=tri-cell>[[Whale]]</div><div class=tri-cell>[[🦅]]</div></div></div> | ||
| + | <div><div class=tri-row><div class=tri-cell>[[Chubs]]</div><div class=tri-cell>[[Pikmin]]</div><div class=tri-cell>[[Spike]]</div><div class=tri-cell>[[Lalafly]]</div><div class=tri-cell>[[File:Bouncywikilogo.gif|20px]]</div></div></div> | ||
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| + | The Animal Kingdom is notable for its glorious invention of predation. While stupid plants and algae make their own food, some wise guy had the bright idea to just eat other things instead. Predation has the advantage of seeing badass [[blood]] and killing. The lowest peasantry of the Animal Kingdom selflessly sacrifice their potential energy to the cake layer above in some sort of scheme. Modern technology cannot easily render triangles on the web, so the dorito above has been stripped to its bare essentials. As shown, the king sits at the very top, reaping the additional benefit of accumulating all sneaky heavy metals and microplastics found in the lower levels. | ||
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== Reference Kingdom == | == Reference Kingdom == | ||
<h1 style="display:none;">The Animal Kingdom</h1> | <h1 style="display:none;">The Animal Kingdom</h1> | ||
Revision as of 23:53, 23 April 2024
| Animal Kingdom | |
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 NATURE IS LOWKEY AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL..... | |
| Scientific classification | |
| Domain | rectangle.zone |
| Location | The House of Mouse, Florida |
| Synonyms |
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| Top 5 animals for beginners | |
paper nikos are placeholders...feel free to replace... | |
The Animal Kingdom is da jungle where all the animals are and there's a big king lion.[wrong]
The Animal Kingdom
The Animal Kingdom
The Animal Kingdom
Etymology
Animal Kingdom may be a combination of animal and kingdom. Contrary to popular belief, kingdom is actually a misnomer because animals became smart after a while.
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But together...We can make it a queendom!! |
The Animal Kingdom
Biology
Members of the Animal Kingdom typically exhibit the following characteristics:
- They are multicellular eukaryotes, the lot of them
- Their cells lack a nice and firm exterior wall
- They have free will
| Sample taxonomy |
| Animals of all shapes and sizes roam the Animal Kingdom. |
The Animal Kingdom
History
The Animal Kingdom was wished upon a star, willed into existence by an explosion most twee. It was the youngest of the the Seven Kingdoms, out-eldered by the Bacteria Kingdom, Archaea Kingdom, Protozoa Kingdom, Chromista Kingdom, Plant Kingdom, and Fungus Kingdom. Those first four are all useless specks (germs), so frankly they're basically the Puny Kingdoms.
The first resident was the humble peanut. It was sad and a little pathetic, but one thing led to another and the Animal Kingdom soon found its footing in a future blessed by smartphones and technology.
Legal system and governance
The Animal Kingdom operates by the Law of the Jungle. The biggest animal is the king (typically a lion, though sometimes a rat). Whatever the king says, goes.
Heads of state
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Hierarchy
If you know, you know. If you don't, then, well...see Animal Kingdom § Cuisine for more...🤫
The Animal Kingdom
Culture
The Animal Kingdom is like a family.[1] Everybody knows everybody.
Cuisine
Animal Kingdom cuisine is distinguished by its heavy use of berries, peas, eggs, honey, and cheese.
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