Animal Kingdom

Animal Kingdom
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Scientific classification
Domain	rectangle.zone
Location	The House of Mouse, Florida
Synonyms	Animalia Metazoa Proportion
Top 5 animals for beginners
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The Animal Kingdom is da jungle where all the animals are and there's a big king lion.

Etymology

Animal Kingdom may be a combination of animal and kingdom. Contrary to popular belief, kingdom is actually a misnomer because animals became smart after a while.

But together...We can make it a queendom!!

Biology

Main article: Animal

Animals have the capacity for

Empathy

Cruelty

Some say there exists some other third thing, but it remains to be seen.

Members of the Animal Kingdom typically exhibit the following characteristics:

1. They are multicellular eukaryotes, the lot of them
2. Their cells lack a nice and firm exterior wall
3. They have free will

Sample taxonomy

Animalia Cheezy Automatic cheese Mammalia Felidae Jurta Kiny Teenage Trouble Claws Daisy Huh? Confusing Fin fin Girl Mario (official) What? Perturbing Uncanny Paper Niko Twimble The Eater of Wikis Lagomorpha Max Boni Canidae Sam Wolf Reptilia Aves Paper Crane

Animals of all shapes and sizes roam the Animal Kingdom.

History

The Animal Kingdom was wished upon a star, willed into existence by an explosion most twee. It was the youngest of the the Seven Kingdoms, out-eldered by the Bacteria Kingdom, Archaea Kingdom, Protozoa Kingdom, Chromista Kingdom, Plant Kingdom, and Fungus Kingdom. Those first four are all useless specks (germs), so frankly they're basically the Puny Kingdoms.

The first resident was the humble peanut. It was sad and a little pathetic, but one thing led to another and the Animal Kingdom soon found its footing in a future blessed by smartphones and technology.

Legal system and governance

The Animal Kingdom operates by the Law of the Jungle. The biggest animal is the king (typically a lion, though sometimes a rat). Whatever the king says, goes.

The king often delegates taxes and other meaningless work to a secretary. Not unlike a certain The Divine Goddess...🤫

Heads of state

ExpandHeads of state by lineage
Name	Position	Years	Notes
Peanut	King	574000000 BCE – 573999999 BCE	Despite being a paltry thing, Peanut was King by default.
Peanut Jr.	King	573999999 BCE – 573999972 BCE	Same size as Peanut, but assumed the throne via regicide.
Felidae-Huh? MRCA	King	573999972 BCE – 573999900 BCE	The most recent common ancestor of the genus Felidae and Huh?
The Vole	Regent	573999900 BCE – 573999898 BCE	The Vole was the interim ruler after the passing of the FH?MRCA.
N/A	N/A	573999898 BCE – 46 BCE	World plunged into anarchical rule due to mishandling by The Vole, monarchy absent.
Caesar	Dictator for Life	46 BCE – 44 BCE	Stabbed.
Elephant Andy	King	44 BCE – 32 BCE	Rule returned to biggest animal.
Elephant Earl	King	32 BCE – 24 BCE
Elephant Paul	King	24 BCE – 2 CE
Elephant Tonia	King	2 CE – 30 CE
Elephant von Bark	King	30 CE – 33 CE
Whale	King	33 CE – 105 CE	End of Elephant rule
Whale II	King	105 CE – 168 CE
Whale III	King	168 CE – 254 CE	Problematic (see callout post here)
Whale IV	King	254 CE – 310 CE
Whale V	King	310 CE – 378 CE
Girl Whale	Queen	378 CE – 512 CE
Lion	King	512 CE – present	Figurehead. The actual king remains a topic of spirited debate.

Hierarchy

If you know, you know. If you don't, then, well...see Animal Kingdom § Cuisine for more...🤫

Culture

The Animal Kingdom is like a family. Everybody knows everybody.

Cuisine

Animal Kingdom cuisine is distinguished by its heavy use of berries, peas, eggs, honey, and cheese.

ExpandCook book
Food	Genre	Ingredients	Preparation
Cheese + Berry Soup	Soup	Cheese Berries Water Heat	Prepare water to boil. After the first precious bubble pops, add cheese and berries. Stir for 1 minute, then serve hot.
CheeseBerry Soup Bar	Gelatinous bar	Cheese + Berry Soup Powdered sugar Cold	Prepare CheeseBerry Soup. Pour into rectangular mold, then let sit in refrigerated cupboard overnight. Serve with powdered sugar.
Berry My Surprise	Shocking	Berries Veil	Gather berries and prepare in a dish. Cover dish with opaque veil, preferably black. Once served, remove veil to discover which berries were chosen.
Egg	Egg Humor	Eggs (variable)	Discover nest or burrow with eggs. Swallow eggs whole, then escape to avoid retaliation by egg-layer.
Honey-dipped Pea Mush	Mushy	Peas (10 minimum) Honey	Place peas into mortar, or is it the pestle. Use pestle, or is it the mortar, to grind peas into fine mush. Grind until peas lose all individuality. Eat by hand, dipping mush into cup of honey.
Heart of the Storm	Shocking	Heart Liquid mercury Baking soda	Soak heart in liquid mercury for 20 minutes to make conductive. Once saturated, place heart outside on an elevated surface during a lightning storm. Once struck, retrieve heart and coat in baking soda. Let simmer overday in direct sunlight. Serve in diced cubes.
Bread	Common	Wheat Yeast Water Heat	Grind wheat into flour, then add to water to make a squishy dough. Add yeast to make the dough alive, then kill dough with high heat in an oven. Stop baking once bread has risen and turned a golden brown.
Toast	Uncommon	Bread Coil	Continuing from process of making bread, place bread slice on superheated metal coil. Pick a number between 1-9. Remove slice once appearance matches number. One's gotta go 😂.

Cuisine THE FOOD CHAIN

...NOT! In this world, it's kill or be killed! Yup, it's true...