List of minor seals
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This is a list of seals that are not notable enough to get their own damn page.
See also: List of miner seals or List of many seals.
50/50 seal
This seal is both submerged in and emerging from a pool of water. Has it conquered both elements, or will it prove to be a jack of all trades, master of none?
Alien seal
Leo, more commonly known as the alien seal, is a disturbed Baikal seal that is almost uncanny in appearance.
Anatomy the Seal
Anatomy the Seal is a fictitious seal used to educate students about the anatomy of the infamous seal. We think the creators might've been fans of the Human Anatomy Charts Twitter gimmick account!
Angry seal
Oh dear, this is an angry seal. It hates you.
Annihilated seal
This seal was annihilated. It appears to have attempted to fight someone much stronger than it, leaving it ultimately destroyed and unidentifiable.
Appalled seal
This seal has seen something so m*ssed up it has to take a second to just collect its thoughts.
Ball seal
The ball seal is an extremely compact seal in the shape of a ball.
Bashful seal
The bashful seal is acting coy and reserved, but knowing and perhaps a bit passive-aggressive, and a little shy.
Basketseal
The basketseal is one of the greatest basketballers in the world, and he's only in his rookie season.
Beatles seal
The Beatles seal is a big fan of the jazz-funk band The Beatles. They know the lyrics to all the songs.
Blissful pinniped
The blissful pinniped is a seal living in blissful ignorance.
Grind into fine shavings, then add syrup, cherries, and other sweet ingredients of your choosing. Best served cold.
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Blenny
While many seals prefer the open ocean, the blenny tends to relax in its humble abode, a rock pool. However, because its rock pool is close to the ocean, it may occasionally embark on a wonderful vacation.
Blizzard seal
Blizzard the seal is a seal that is currently being blanketed with a layer of snow. Experts agree this seal will likely freeze into a block of ice and die or get melted 10,000 years into the future.
The lowly blizzard seal has a diversity score of 0. This means it will never be added to Overwatch. 😭💔
Brat
The brat is an insolent child that has no manners, no respect for adults, and no sense of discipline. It is likely the result of hippie liberal parents.
Bug-eyed maniac
The bug-eyed seal is a seal with unusually large eyes. This is especially noteworthy because it does not appear to be a Baikal seal.
CAKO the seal
CAKO the seal is an edible pastry that merely resembles the outward appearance of a seal. It appears to be the true and gruesome forme of the user CAKO.
Can be eaten raw. Tastes deliciously sweet!
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The Queen and I once wrapped this CAKO into a Royal Present for you. Unfortunately, We seemed to have lost it somewhere on Earth...
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CAKO the seal's opinion
I simply don't give a fuck...
Car seal
The car seal is a pesky pinniped that enjoys obstructing visibility for vehicle drivers. Every Tesla uses a car seal in its computer for self-driving.
Caribou
The caribou (not to be confused with its cervine impostor) is a baby seal that is the national animal of Canada. This is because Canadians hate baby seals so much, they want to turn them into meat. Images of caribou are popularly used to represent the entire country.
Cephalophore
This seal has its head detached from its body! Despite this, it is able to continue living a normal life. This is one of the unsolved questions in biology.
Clay seal
The clay seal is the mud seal's cousin. It spends its day foraging for the finest clay pits. It may even dine on some fresh clay buried deep underground.
Clone seal
The clone seals are seals formed and raised in tubes or pods. They are genetically identical. Clone seals are used as an ethical source of meat for consumption, experimentation, or crash testing. The largest producer of clone seals is Toba Aquarium.
Clueless seal
The clueless seal is a seal that is being caught unawares.
Couch potato
The dreaded couch potato is a very lazy seal that enjoys lounging around. Despite the lack of wires and screens, it seems to wish to be sat in front of a TV.
Dead seal
The dead seal was a seal that died due to death, promptly keeling over.
Much too rotten when caught to eat. Finding a live specimen would prove challenging yet fruitful.
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Defeated in Battle the Seal
This seal has been brutally defeated in battle after a heavy blow was dealt. This sent it careening through the land of the ice and snow.
Desert seal
The desert seal is an apparition or mirage. Its appearance heralds your demise.
Discussions the Seal
Brandon (left) and Landon (right) are arch-enemies. Their relationship has been taken to an all-time low due to Landon suggesting that Brandon move to Damn seal.
Distant J
Distant J is an observant onlooker who has a keen eye for things that are far away.
Drunk seal
The drunkard is a seal whose enclosure has been slowly replaced with CLASSIC Sapporo beer. Despite this seal's affinity for the devil's drink, it refuses to touch anything brewed by Agu.
Exercise seal
This is a seal doing a pull-up. This seal loves to exercise. The strongest seal still loses to the weakest gun.
Eyes become large
This seal has large eyes, though not as disgustingly bulging as the eyes of a Baikal seal.
Fading seal
The fading seal is a seal that has run out of time. The fog has come to claim what is rightfully its. This seal leaves behind unfinished business.
Fell off
This seal fell off and died! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! FUUUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! SHIT!
Flat seal
The flat seal is a vaguely flattened seal that seems to be visually distorted.
Flatter seal
The flatter seal is a seal that collided against a strange invisible plain, compressing its upper body into itself.
Freakshow seal
The freakshow seal is a seal that is being put on display to be laughed at and derided. It is great entertainment.
Glup
Glup is an odd puddle that appears to resemble a seal. It is incredibly pathetic and to be avoided at all costs.
Half Life 2 the Seal
Half Life 2 the Seal sucks.
Hog seal
The hog seal is a seal that has evolved to fill the niche of a wild boar, snuffling through the undergrowth for truffles and maggots. While most seals are adept swimmers in water, the hog seal excels in mud, though not as well as the Mud seal.
Ice and Fire the Seal
Ice and Fire the Seal is a particularly dangerous seal that has embraced the polar extremes of temperature, thriving in both frigid tundra and boiling volcano.
Ideal seal
The ideal seal is a seal that is geometrically perfect. For this reason it is loathed by the other seals, a subject of their envy.
Informative seal
The informative seal is a seal that briefly used the Wiki Camp 2's Twitter. It seems relatively smart compared to its brethren.
Just a small thing
This little thing is just a pleasant trifle.
Killroy
Killroy is an inquisitive ol' fellow, always popping in to see what's shaking.
Laidback Nurpu
The Laid Back Nerpa is a baikal freeloader who is simply out of fucks to give. This seal is theorized to represent the deadly sin of Sloth.
Left behind seal
The left behind seal is a seal that has been abandoned. It beckons for help.
Litter seal
Litter seals are man-made pollutants made from gasoline that are toxic to our oceans. They take over 1000 years to decompose in nature.
Loved seal
This is the loved seal. It has been offered that unique thing, human compassion. It has never felt such warmth in its life, and it does not want to let go.
Lowkey talented seal
This seal is lowkey talented. Unabetted by the horrors of tobacco and malnourishment, it is able to achieve its true potential!
Mega Slug
The Mega Slug is the largest slug in the world. Its shade of green is rather reminiscent of dark gray.
Menace
The menace is a seal of the lowest caliber. It's shameful that it managed to get in...
Meteor seal
This is the meteor seal. It was found in an impact crater and assume to have come from the upper atmosphere or even outer space. It likely is host to a wide variety of new and strange illnesses/parasites.
Morning seal
The morning seal is a seal that has been awoken from its slumber; it is quite groggy and cantankerous for it. It appears to be the doomed version of the dozing dozen.
Mote
The mote is the smallest subunit of seal that still retains the properties of a seal.
Mountain Dew the Seal
This is a seal utterly drenched in Mountain Dew, a famous brand of oil. For this reason, it is in pure bliss.
MyMiracles.com
MyMiracles.com the Seal (formerly the Sears Seal) is a sponsored seal endorsed by MyMiracles.com.
Nathan "Tha Keyz" Keychain
Nathan Keychain is a quaint merchandise-adjacent seal that was very popular in the 1970s. They were recalled after the nefarious market item began taking pictures of the keys it jangled along with using its high-tech camera eyes, so the keys could be 3D printed in The Future.
Neuropon
Enter, Neuropon! This brainiac is suspected to be the only seal capable of using 100% of its brain, making it slightly smarter than a clam. Funding for this research has been indefinitely paused after the seal was found thinking about stupid sh*t no one cares About.
Neutral seal
This seal has no defining or noteworthy qualities.
Nlarpintine, Friend of the Avians
Nlapintine is a heroic seal who is aided by birds of many varieties to aid his community. He is beloved by the masses, but some villainous individuals are easily frustrated by his mere existence, many of them fighting to be his number one nemesis. However, Nlarpintine refuses to acknowledge any evil-doers as an arch-enemy, stating his priority is keeping his community safe.
His right-hand bird is Christopher, the seagull.
Okin slushy
The okinslushy is a delectable treat that is filled with slush, an ice-like material. Seals are resistant to the cold, but this one may end up as a caveman-in-icecube.
Painting the Seal
These two seals are the subject of the painting you see on the right. It's so detailed to the point where it belongs at Toba Museum.
Patience
Patience is a particularly patient seal that simply bides its time lying in wait. However, due to seals' short lifespans and life expectancies, it is possible it will waste its whole life waiting.
Pink seal
This seal is curiously pink. Due to a lack of a bow, it is presumably not a girl, though nothing can be said for sure. Unfortunately, it also appears to be upside-down and therefore dead.
Platter seal
The seal whipped up on a platter is a common sight in France and Denmark. They use their platter to stay afloat on rough waves. Plattering seals tend to wash up on shores and slipways where they are easy pickings for predators. They are not worth much.
Playful seal
The playful seal is a vibrant youth that enjoys mild chicanery.
Plush seal
A toy of a seal? Yes, this miserable plaything is sure to frighten misbehaving children. Me? I'd stick to the wooden train...
Port of No Harbor, the seal
The seal shipwrecked in the Port of No Harbor. The seal has had to abandon its ship, but it will surely not last in such an unforgiving place.
Precious seal
The precious seal is a little darling cutie-pie who is considered cherished.
Quarts
Quarts is a squat ugly seal. It is rather garish and hardy.
Relaxed seal
The relaxed seal is a seal holding an ucket in a spa. It goes by its online handle, therapeuticpinniped.
Restful Nurpon
The sleeping nerpy is a tired seal that has its guard down.
Rotunda
Rotunda is a particularly round seal. Many seals have borne the title of Rotunda.
Rotunda 2
This is the successor to the original Rotunda. This one is particularly bulbous.
RTX On the Seal
RTX On the Seal is a seal that is highly detailed. This only serves to accentuate its ugly flaws.
Seal in green water
The seal in green water is a seal living in a disgusting, stagnant, eutrophic pool full of algae and brain-eating amoeba.
Sean and Seal
Sean and Seal are a comedy duo that tour around the world! Sean's the funny one, always getting into mischief, while Seal is the more levelheaded one, often scoffing at Sean's jokes. They appear to be in a 16:9 image stuck in a 4:3 border at the moment. Very unfortunate.
Shallow wader
The shallow wader is a seal that is entrenched in a very shallow pool of water. Perhaps deeper waters are simply offscreen, but we cannot judge it for what we do not know.
Sickly seal
The sickly seal is a seal currently being treated with TLC for its cold or flu.
Side-eye seal
This seal has something on its mind but stills its tongue lest it get itself into trouble.
Sly seal
The sly seal is a seal with a knowing smirk, who tends to offer sardonic zingers on amusing situations.
Spa seal
This spa seal is casually enjoying its time in the warm water of a swim spa. It's the perfect treatment after a long day of play.
Stealthy seal
The stealthy seal is a seal that is obscured by its surroundings. It uses its pure-white fur as camouflage: a coward's technique.
Stickly seal
The stickly seal is a seal precariously balancing itself on a narrow wooden stick. It demonstrates a relatively high level of dexterity compared to other seals.
Surfer seal
Surfer seals love riding the biggest waves in the sea. Their surf culture is blooming.
Swimming student
The swimming students is taking swimming lessons for the first time at the local indoor swimming pool!
Timeskip the Seal
Timeskip the Seal is a seal that one day woke up in the year 2164. It would be the last seal on earth.
How unfortunate for this seal to be the last of their kind! They were truly an interesting species to document.
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Told-off seal
The told-off seal was a seal who was reprimanded, but it wasn't actually listening.
Trainspotting seal
The trainspotting seal spends its time next to the tracks, waiting for the next train to arrive. It waves its flippers at the drivers, and passengers look to their windows in awe and disgust.
Trash seal
This trash seal lives amongst the garbage and filth, yet it relishes it. Hopefully the trash compactor won't be so merciful...
Trickster
The trickster is a mischievous soul who loves playing devious pranks on others. Every day, he thinks about what he'll do next.
Tuckered out the Seal
The tuckered-out seal is exhausted. Seals don't have legs and have to crawl around everywhere on earth like the dreaded inchworm, so it makes sense why it's fatigued.
UFO pilot seal
A UFO pilot seal was reportedly spotted over the southern parts of Cincinnati on April 18th, 1994. It was described a seal in the driver's seat of a flying saucer, potentially filled to the brim with horrible green slime. It is presumed to be a hostile invader and has been issued a death warrant by 93 governments of the world.
Uncoordinated seal
The uncoordinated seal does not understand proper time management and is always left burnt out!
Understanding nuerpo
The understanding nurpon is an empath that has the uncanny ability to connect with others and feel what they are going through.
Undertale the seal
Undertale the seal is a tiny nerpoid going in it's own quirky earthbound-inspired rpg adventure. Here it's shown approaching one of the bossfights and pondering on what it's next course of action should be, shall it become a hero to all pinnipeds or be cemented as a villain to be reckoned with?
It is often compared to Lump for apparent visual similarities, however these two nerpies are as different as night and day once you get to know them.
Urban seal
The urban seal is a seal living in the city. It appears stressed and tired from the hubbub or modern life.
Viral seal
This seal has become an overnight sensation after an embarrassing video of them was uploaded online. While they enjoy their fleeting moments of fame now, they will soon surely learn the importance of maintaining a spotless digital footprint.
Wedge seal
The wedge seal is a seal that has managed to lodge itself in an icy nook, stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Wet tissue
A wet tissue is the disgusting, damp larval state of most okin napkins. It is loathed by all.
Wild seal
The wild seal is a seal that lives in the wilderness. It is several miles away from any water. It is likely some kind of hermit or monster.
Worm
Scientists are still split as to whether this is a true worm or simply a wormy seal. If you are a worm expert, please contact us.
Yup
Yup.
Zero seal
This was the final seal. Goodbye seals!