If The Wiki Camp 2 Was a BFDI Challenge

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Cold open ig

NoahConcerned
we should kill the blue thing its giving me a sinister ki reading
Four
*screech*
Noahsad
please dont do that again it gave me a migraine
NoahConcerned
not like an actual migraine i was exaggerating just dont do that please its irritating
Four
If you leave us alone, we'll leave you alone. We're only exploring this... thing.
Big Boy's driver
They're just people minding their own business. I mean, we've seen children's show characters, Halloween's biggest fan, and even the cast of Death Note.
Gaty
Yeah. I hung out with them a few times, and even hosted a mahjong tournament.
Match
Yeah, but like, why on some, like, random website on the Internet?
Gaty
It's not a random website...
Pencil
If it's not random, then why are those damn seals everywhere?!
Gaty
Well, someone must've joked around on them for so long to the point where it became part of Wiki Camp 2ian culture.
TheDeviousSeal32
He joked around on us, huh?
TheDeviousSeal32_Smirk
Well, I'll be the judge of that.
TheDownrightDespicableSealXXX
Brother! They're just like... well, not you and me, but Paper Niko! They'd rather feel welcomed in this vast virtual world!
Waldorf
More like this nasty, despicable world!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Pencil
Whatever. Let's just see what's inside.

Exploring the wiki

Laes cream

Gelatin
Ooh, ice cream!
Gelatin licks the laes cream.
Gelatin
Wait, why does it taste like seal meat?
Spike
IT'S GROUND UP SEAL MEAT THAT LOOKS LIKE ICE CREAM.
Lollipop
Ugh! Can we just go somewhere else? That spotted seal deserves better.
Spike looks concerningly at Lollipop.
Lollipop
What?

Count

Count
2,760! Ah ah ah!
Donut
He's been counting for ages! When will he stop?
Count
2,761! Ah ah ah!
Pin
Wait a minute.
Count
2,762! Ah ah ah!
Coiny
Is he about to do what I think he's about to do?
Count
...
Count
...
Count
2,763! Ah ah ah!
Coiny
HE SAID IT!

Sulfur

Lightning
Hey, it's yellow! Like me!
Golf Ball
Brace yourself, Lightning. Chemistry is a fascinating art and a gift from the heavens. The sight of a chemical reaction of, say, barium chloride with silver nitrate.
Lightning
What's so special about that?
Golf Ball
Well, if you look closely, a solid is formed. We like to call it a precipitate.
Lightning
But I thought precipitation is when water falls from clouds?
Cloudy
Gan gonvhurm.
Golf Ball
Only true chemists can truly understand such greatness.
Pin
But virtually none of us are chemists.
Golf Ball
So...? There's nothing wrong with that.
Pin
I guess you're right.

Hippopotamus

Barf Bag
Open wide, big guy!
Pen
It's a seal, not a hippo.
Barf Bag
You gotta be fucking kidding me...
Pen
You do know there's universal hatred for seals here, to the point where there's a team named Damn seal.
Barf Bag
Is there even a real hippo in here? I wanna feed one a watermelon...
Michael Bloomberg
Follow me.

The Wiki Camp 2 World Expo

The BFDI characters gasp.
Barf Bag
A hippo! I'm feeding it now-
The hippo opens its mouth and crushes the watermelon.

The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole

Marker
What even is this for?
Stapy
It's called "The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole" for a reason.
Marker
Well, then, I guess we put the square in the square hole.
Stapy
That's right.
Marker
And then... we put the hexagon...
Stapy
Mhm?
Marker
...in the square hole!
Stapy
You're mastering this already!
Marker
As for the pentagon-
Eraser
oh no...
Marker
What's wrong?
Eraser
Allow me to explain.
Announcer
Hey guys. Shit is about to get real now.
Eraser
I thought it said "The Wiki Camp 2" was the challenge. Even then, I'm still confused.
Announcer
There are challenges in The Wiki Camp 2. And we're about to do one right now.
Eraser
And that isssss...

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