Cello

The cello is a big and beautiful bowed string instrument that's been known to create mournful bangers. As such, it is Apple's prized possession. It can now send musical messages thousands of miles away.

History

Inspired by his predecessors, Ludwig van Beethoven travelled to Canada and asked Alexander Graham Bell for a free iPhone. Because Bell's head bobbed like a bell when listening to his metal single "Moonlight Sonata", Bell rewarded Beethoven with his innovation. From there, he plotted a devious experiment to magically spawn a big violin only using a cellphone. He succeeded and showed his new creation to fellow metalhead Antonio Vivaldi. He named the instrument violoncello, meaning "cell violin". But because Vivaldi is a cool kid and all, he nicknamed it cello.

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