Edit War

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Everyone waiting for the edits

An example of what an edit war may look like.

An Edit War is when two or more users on a wiki disruptively overwrite each other's edits, usually due to having conflicting views on how the article should be presented or through prevention of vandalism. An Edit War can be started on one's own terms through second thoughts. A list of notable edit wars can be found on Wikipedia's Lamest edit wars.

Another notable example of an Edit War was the Great Edit War, which was centered around the national origin of the Caesar salad between two factions.

Fake Edit Wars are known to exist, but we don't talk about those here.

Haah... I'm acquainted with all sorts of human affairs but this seems particularly frivolous...

And for my assistance to be requested here of all places feels like an unamusing joke.

History

The Edit War began during Challenge 3. On November 11, 2022, The Divine Goddess told the contestants to violently kill this poor article. It is unknown why She wanted the page to suffer such a gruesome fate, but many suspect that it is due to an ongoing conflict.

I have another witch in mind who would be much more suitable to "kill this article" than I, if only she wasn't much harder to get a hold of.

My, I hope I was more than a compromise! Kuhihihi...

The Edit War was a fun challenge where everyone died horribly due to excessive edits. But it was okay, because everyone lived. This benefits society, in a way at least.

That is ridiculous... Unless a fellow witch already inhabits this board?

That wouldn't be why I was called upon, would it...?

Early life

Edit War Twitter @EditWarOnTWC2

Dude! I've been born!

Nov 11, 2022 

Edit War Twitter @EditWarOnTWC2

Replying to @TheDivineGoddess

DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK!

Nov 11, 2022 

The Edit War was such a sweet summer child, having been raised by two mothers. Really though, The Edit War emerged from a direct asteroid collision with Earth, and was then adopted by the awesome mothers. The Divine Goddess took note of this, not for any other reason but because it was so perfect for a challenge that She couldn't miss this one opportunity. (And thanks to the shareholders.)

The Edit War was so so sad! Why would The Divine Goddess wish such cruelty among one page??? It was so. So. SO uncalled for. Just like Sealon Musk's purchase of Twitter. You know how that's going on.

The Edit War TRIED to at least get some class action lawsuit going, but everyone was too busy focusing on turning this kid into something so UNBEARABLE.

Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.

The above paragraph appeared to be inspiring to poor old Edit War, but it wasn't enough to combat the approaching beasts.

History of the Edit War

A million years ago, Wikipedia was invented, causing great strife to the world because of its rampant edit wars. Edit wars were historically known for being petty, such as the title of Star Trek Into Darkness being argued both for and against the "i" in "into" being lowercase.

Hello, everyone! Mike and Spike here, reporting live from The Wiki Camp 2's very own Edit War!

DUDE, AREN'T EDIT WARS AGAINST THE RULES HERE?

Yes, but this is a special exception! This is what the challenge is: a wiki-wide edit war!

WOW. THIS TRULY IS SOMETHING ELSE.

Anyway, it looks like a few contestants are on their way!

Oh, hey, Mike and Spike. I was just about to drop off some of my toys.

...IS THAT A BOMB?

Uh… gotta go, sorry!

We'll be sure to update you of any developments! Till next time!

Gameplay

Hey, looks like you're trying to start up an edit war! Would you like some help with that?

did you know...

GAMING

!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Do the konami code for something cool. Actually, there's no functionality for that on this page. Javascript is a DOG.

Personality

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

The Edit War is so EVIL. SO SWEET!!! So stuck at home... Edit Worth is so bonetastic, says the funny. Can't say that I have!

What kind of language is this?

I don't know, but at least it's more comprehensible than this entire wiki!

Oh ho ho ho!

I know not who they are, but they're right... The nonsensical drivel just keeps piling up without any sign of stopping. Maybe I'd benefit from opting out of reading it all and simply doing my part so I may leave.

Ingredients

Almondmilk (Filtered Water, Almonds), Cane Sugar, Vitamin and Mineral Blend (Calcium Carbonate, Vitamin E Acetate, Vitamin A Palmitate, Vitamin D2), Sea Salt, Gellan Gum, Sunflower Lecithin, Locust Bean Gum, Ascorbic Acid (to protect freshness), Natural Flavor.

At least one Big Mac from Wendy's. Maybe some diamonds, too. But these diamonds must need to be obtained from villagers. But ONLY the ones that come from Minecraft mods. Specifically ones from CurseForge. Oh yeah, and one bucket of sand. Seals could also work.

Make sure to crush this all into a thin paste after you're done mixing it all up.

Geography

The province lies in the mountainous area with the average elevation of 550 meters which contains several thousands of caves.

Coverage

Edit War has competed to be the longest page on The Wiki Camp 2 and The Infamous Wiki, the latter being fairly new. So far, Edit War has competed in -1 challenges and has acquired an undisclosed amount of points.

Challenge	Details	Entry	Placement	Votes
Unchallenge 3: God Worthed	Such a good competitor! Yes! I'd can't say to that! Rattle rattle rattle!	Edit God	-sd (-pts)	-

Controversy

All controversy surrounding Edit War is not directed at them. The Fortnite dance below this? Totally unrelated.

Actually, is that even remotely a Fortnite dance?

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Death

The Edit War has not yet suffered any fatal accidents, but it sure is suffering accidents. At the end of Challenge 3, expect no life from what was once a flourishing page.

Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.

Discography

Name of song, featured performers, writers, originating album, and year released.

Song	Artist(s)	Writer(s)	Album	Year
"I Have Been So Edited"	Edit Wiki	Edit Wiki	Edit Wiki	2022
"The Goddess Is Among Us All"	Edit Wiki and The Toy	Edit Wiki	Edit Wiki	2022
"Edit Wars Are So Fun"	Edit Wiki	Edit Wiki and Pibby	Edit Wiki	2022
"Challenged For The Third Time"	Edit Wiki	Edit Wiki	Edit Wiki	2022
"Reverted Edits"	Edit Wiki	Edit Wiki	Edit Wiki	2022

References in other media

In Wikipedia, Edit Wars are super common. The lead for this page has a link to its lamest ones yet.

In Some Other Media, Edit Wars are the main antagonist against the main protagonist's home planet. The plot involves highly destructive weapons that can wipe out entire infrastructure in mere minutes, proving to be an effective tool against even the toughest of Edit Wars.

In Homestuck, Edit Wars aren't mentioned at all, but could be an occurring thing in WikiFAQs.

In Battle for Dream Island, Edit Warry is the 40th contestant.

Judging Criteria

Whoever is named Nerpy Scuba is able to select those who are safe in this challenge up to 85 competitors.

10 shares are offered to The Irreverent Nonbeliever.

Results

TBD

Guide

First off, you'll want to head up north to the Devious Hills. That's where you'll get the best available loot for your journey. You'll mostly want Damn Coins and Heckled Gems, but make sure to equip the best tools and armory. Next, you'll want to make your way to the Edit Caverns, which can be recognized by its jagged Code Rocks. When you get there, grind for as long as you can, but make sure to aim for the weakest monsters first. After you're satisfied with your level and statistics, you can face off the Edit War Boss. It'll take at least a couple of minutes to progress between phases, but eventually you'll defeat them and win the game.

Yard sale

Hello, this is Diary. Throughout this competition I've been collecting a lot of these weird toys, and figured I've gathered enough to start my own yard sale. Look through these gizmos and follow the instructions of the toy(s) you want to play with. Or, don't do that and play with the toys in ways the toymakers haven't intended…? I dunno, I just want to get rid of all this useless junk. Have fun.

Hello, this is Jurta. Thank you.

Toy 0: Walk Cycles

Look at them go!

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Toy 1: Make Your Own Statler and Waldorf Joke

Toy instructions:

1. Below should be a template for a joke you'd find on the Statler and Waldorf page.
2. Fill in the blank Dia templates with your own dialogue.

Toy 2: Ninety-player tic tac toe

Toy instructions:

1. Below is a 10x10 table.
2. This toy works like a game of tic-tac-toe, but there are like ninety of you. You're all expected to be split into 2 teams
3. Whichever team gets 10 of their respective symbols in a row first wins.

THE GRID
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Toy 3: Become Viral On Twitter

Toy instructions:

1. Below is a template for a viral tweet. Fill in the blank words appropriately.
2. When the challenge ends, @starlight_DP will post the final tweet to Twitter.
3. The more likes and retweets this post gets by the time results are posted, the more points you score. If this tweet gets 100 or more points, I will make this my Twitter pfp for a day:
4. The image linked in the previous step is broken on purpose. Feel free to upload the nonexistent image yourself.

diary Twitter @starlight_DP

(adjective) people who listen to (noun) are (adjective)

Nov 23, 2022 

Toy 4: Dunk him

Toy instructions:

1. do it

kaboom! boosh bosh boosh blam kabwaaaa
you shall be defeated optimus!! graah!!

Toy 5: Toba Tots® Transclusion Toy

Toy instructions:

1. It is not advised to use this toy.
   1. Like please, don't use it.
2. This is not a toy, but a pipe bomb.
3. This bomb in particular is a very dangerous weapon. If you go into the source editor and surround the below string with {{curly brackets}} the entire page will blow up.
   1. You win if nobody sets off the bomb.

Damn seal

Toy 5.5: Toba Tots® Transclusion Toy 2.0

Toy instructions:

1. This is another dangerous toy.
2. Like before, do not surround this bomb in {{curly brackets}} or you will regret it.
3. Like, REALLY regret it.

{Nothing}

Toy 6: Magic mirror

Toy instructions;

1. This toy makes the whole page flip.
2. Click "Expand" to turn it on!
3. After that you can click "ɘƨqɒlloƆ" to turn it off if you don't like it
4. This toy might not work on certain browsers. Sorry :(
5. Maybe in collaborative spirit you can… fix that for me? 😀😀😀

Toy 7: Make Your Own Toy

There are no instructions. Write them yourself.

Toy 8: An Actual, Legitimate Bomb™

Toy 9: ...

Find out you're wasting your own time!

Oh ho ho ho!

DUDE, WE'RE IN AN EDIT WAR.

What a mess.

That's nothing compared to this wiki!

Oh ho ho ho!

Shut up and get in the train!

Toy 10: Social Media Bankruptcy Speedrun

The only instructions are to buy some social media company and then ram it into the ground. If you need help, just ask Sealon Musk.

Toy 11: Random Machines!

Go ahead, play with these! I doubt anything too bad will happen…

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Toy 12: Optimus Prime

optimus prime

*linkin park plays*

Toy 13: Nerpy Scuba

Naaahhh… This one SUCKS.

"Edit Wars", hm?

Well, I know a good Edit War when I see one.

Toy 14: Alternate timeline

In an alternate timeline, Edit War is known as Edit Peace, where everyone edited in harmony together! No vandalism and certainly no disagreement. But if these forces were to meet, a terrible wormhole would rip open!

Toy 15: Vriska Serket! =

Heyy guys! Check out my new 8ction figure!

Wobble wobble

It appears this section of the page is filled with games. Perhaps this is where I'm best suited to fill in.

Very well then! I present to you a riddle! The difficulty should be lax, but perhaps you'll still find it easier to give up?

Kuhihihii, kuhyahhyahhyahhaaaaaaahh!!

Beatrice's Game

This story is undoubtedly nothing more than fantasy.
It could not possibly have any relation to real persons,
organizations, places or events.

Come, try to remember. What form did you have?

It may seem cruel now but you may return to your eternal rest after my business here is over. For now, rise and follow a few orders won't you...

Mark Genuine? *cackle*cackle*cackle*hiihhihihhihihihihihihihi!!

In a dark night in June, Nurse Cap swore to her fellow competitors she saw Mark Genuine alive and well at a certain meet-and-greet earlier in the day. They didn't believe her, after all how could they? Mark Genuine had been dead for a while now. And yet...

When I speak the truth, I will use red. Everything I speak in red is the truth. If you are familiar with my visage, you should also be familiar with those rules. With that out of the way, let's lay down a few more.

It should go without saying, but Nurse Cap is really, truly adamant she saw Mark Genuine. She is not purposefully telling a lie.

As confirmed by Ga'Hoole Juvenile, there is not a shred of doubt Mark Genuine was successfully executed. Bringing the dead back to life should be a task only witches could pull off!

Finally, as to remove an unfulfilling answer from the equation... Nurse Cap wouldn't confuse any stranger with Mark Genuine. If it really wasn't him, he must've at the very least have an uncanny resemblance to Mark Genuine.

All you need to do is deny that I resurrected Mark Genuine with my magic! This should do for a quick game! And with that I leave as quickly as I arrived!

Stinger

THE SKELETON APPEARS

Edit wars go against god's morals!

Can't say that I war!

Yes, a little birdie told us so!

Rattle rattle rattle!

I'll drink to edit war!

Can't oven!

The egg approaches!

Wobble wobble…

Chicken's baby!

Wobble!

Take care of our own. Tough responsibility!

So! Make sure the beast doesn't eat!

Can't say that it will!

Rattle rattle rattle!

I'll read story.

Statler and Waldorf are a pair of Muppet characters best known for their cantankerous opinions and shared penchant for heckling. The two elderly men first appeared in The Muppet Show in 1975, where they consistently jeered the entirety of the cast and their performances from their balcony seats. Created by Jim Henson, the characters have been performed by numerous puppeteers, including Henson, in a variety of films and television productions within the Muppet franchise. Statler and Waldorf are named after two landmark New York City hotels, the Statler Hilton and the Waldorf-Astoria.

Snore snore snore!

Good night egg!

Yes egg, sleep for energy!

Wobble... Wobble...

We are good caretaker!

(Quietly) Rattle rattle rattle!

Post-stinger

Hm... what are you two doing here?

You should've died off by now.

Proud mothers of one!

Wobble!

So you've decided to adopt an egg, hm?

Why am I surprised..?

Baby, look! Animal from the north!

Wobble!

It's so big you could ride it! Like an oven!

Oven from God!

Wobble!

Sigh... well, I'm off.

Hopefully those bone structures of yours collapses soon.

Silly seal! That's what she said!

Rattle rattle rattle!

Trivia

• Edit warring is allowed on this article, despite edit wars being against the rules.
  • I hope we get a page where (being a dick) is allowed.
    • Page where being a dick is allowed
      • Among us...? Babies?

See also

• Challenge 3: Edit War
• This thang
• Edit Ward

External links

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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