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<span style="color:#ff0055;">[Alright, I think I undid the seal's edit.]</span>
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<span style="color:#ff0055;">>:O <( hey, someone stole my idea!!! )</span>
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<span style="color:#ff0055;">[It was my idea for how to implement it.]</span>
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<span style="color:#ff0055;">( are you sure me typing here only counts as one edit? )> <<;</span>
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<span style="color:#ff0055;">[It should, as long as we do it in the preview.]</span>
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<tabber>Ghost of Edit War Past=
 
<tabber>Ghost of Edit War Past=
 
[[I]] am the [[ghost]] of edit war past. Have a look at how the page used to look.
 
[[I]] am the [[ghost]] of edit war past. Have a look at how the page used to look.
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#Fill in the blank Dia templates with your own dialogue.
 
#Fill in the blank Dia templates with your own dialogue.
  
{{Dia|Statler|}}
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{{Dia|Statler|( hi guys, i'm waldorf! )> :D}}
{{Dia|Waldorf|}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|owo <( and i'm statler! )}}
{{Dia|Statler|}}
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{{Dia|Statler|( today we're reviewing the toys that diary found. )> :>}}
{{Dia|SWLaugh|}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh|uwu <( we hope you'll enjoy them! )}}
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<span style="color:#ff0055;">^^ <( omg dialog boxes are so fun!! )
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<span style="color:#ff0055;">[I gotta look into how the dia template supports coloured text]
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<span style="color:#ff0055;">( the end of the colour thing sorta looks like a face... )> ;">
  
 
=== Toy 2: Ninety-player tic tac toe ===
 
=== Toy 2: Ninety-player tic tac toe ===
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!colspan="10"|THE GRID
 
!colspan="10"|THE GRID
 
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|<span style="color:#ff0055;">?:?
 
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##You win if nobody sets off the bomb.
 
##You win if nobody sets off the bomb.
  
:Damn seal
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<span style="color:#ff0055;">>:? <( <nowiki>{{curly brackets}}</nowiki> )</span>:Damn seal<span style="color:#ff0055;">( <nowiki>{{curly brackets}}</nowiki> )> ?:<</span>
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<span style="color:#ff0055;">@@ <( that didn't work )
  
 
=== Toy 6: Magic mirror ===
 
=== Toy 6: Magic mirror ===
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[[Category:Wars involving \\err:404]]
 
[[Category:Wars involving \\err:404]]
 
[[Category:Pages User:Misch13vous is not allowed to interact with]]
 
[[Category:Pages User:Misch13vous is not allowed to interact with]]
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[[Category:( pages i exist in )7 :D]]
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<span style="color:#ff0055;"> ^U^ <( that was fun!! )
 
|-|Ghost of Edit War Present=
 
|-|Ghost of Edit War Present=
 
I am the ghost of [[e]]<nowiki/>dit war present. Now have a look at what the page has become:
 
I am the ghost of [[e]]<nowiki/>dit war present. Now have a look at what the page has become:
  
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<span style="color:#ff0055;">[I thought you wanted to make a proper edit, not just play with toys.]
  
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<span style="color:#ff0055;">:U <( i can do both )
  
 
<div style="background:linear-gradient(-135deg, #ffb959 5%, #ff731f 26%, #fa1f23 60%, #ae1f59 79%, #7f1f7c 99%);">
 
<div style="background:linear-gradient(-135deg, #ffb959 5%, #ff731f 26%, #fa1f23 60%, #ae1f59 79%, #7f1f7c 99%);">
 
{{#css:.mw-parser-output{color:black;}}{{GoddessGradient}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:<span style="font-family:Verdana;font-weight:bold;color:#ffffff;">The Divine Goddess</span>}}
 
{{#css:.mw-parser-output{color:black;}}{{GoddessGradient}}{{DISPLAYTITLE:<span style="font-family:Verdana;font-weight:bold;color:#ffffff;">The Divine Goddess</span>}}
 
{{Stub}}
 
{{Stub}}
<center>[[File:The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.gif|thumb|Everyone waiting for the edits]]</center>
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<center>[[File:The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.gif|thumb|Everyone waiting for the edits<br><span style="color:#ff0055;">|:|]]</center>
  
 
[[File:Editexample.png|thumb|An example of what an edit war may look like.]]
 
[[File:Editexample.png|thumb|An example of what an edit war may look like.]]
 
An [[Edit War]] is when two or more users on a wiki disruptively overwrite each other's edits, usually due to having conflicting views on how the article should be presented or through prevention of [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2|vandalism]]. An Edit War can be started on one's own terms through second thoughts. A [[LiSt|list]] of notable edit wars can be found on [[Wikipedia]]'s [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Lamest_edit_wars Lamest edit wars].
 
An [[Edit War]] is when two or more users on a wiki disruptively overwrite each other's edits, usually due to having conflicting views on how the article should be presented or through prevention of [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2|vandalism]]. An Edit War can be started on one's own terms through second thoughts. A [[LiSt|list]] of notable edit wars can be found on [[Wikipedia]]'s [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Lamest_edit_wars Lamest edit wars].
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<span style="color:#ff0055;"> <nowiki>:</nowiki>O <( so like this doesn't count as an edit war right. cause each person only edits it once )
  
 
Another [[notable]] example of an Edit War was the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Great_Edit_War Great Edit War], which was [[centered]] around the [[national origin]] of the [[Caesar salad]] between [[2|two]] [[faction]]s.
 
Another [[notable]] example of an Edit War was the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Great_Edit_War Great Edit War], which was [[centered]] around the [[national origin]] of the [[Caesar salad]] between [[2|two]] [[faction]]s.
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<center>{{Dia|Beato2|Haah... I'm acquainted with all sorts of human affairs but this seems particularly frivolous...}}</center>
 
<center>{{Dia|Beato2|Haah... I'm acquainted with all sorts of human affairs but this seems particularly frivolous...}}</center>
 
<center>{{Dia|Beato4|And for my assistance to be requested here of all places feels like an unamusing joke.}}</center>
 
<center>{{Dia|Beato4|And for my assistance to be requested here of all places feels like an unamusing joke.}}</center>
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'''( WHO??? )> @@'''
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'''[I'm gonna drop the colour thing here and replace it with bold text, it looks bad on the background.]'''
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
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<center>{{Dia|Beato9|That is ridiculous... Unless a fellow witch already inhabits this board?}}</center>
 
<center>{{Dia|Beato9|That is ridiculous... Unless a fellow witch already inhabits this board?}}</center>
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<center>'''( yeah!!! i know I didn't die, at least)> >:T'''</center>
 
<center>{{Dia|Beato4|That wouldn't be why I was called upon, would it...?}}</center>
 
<center>{{Dia|Beato4|That wouldn't be why I was called upon, would it...?}}</center>
  
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| left = y
 
| left = y
 
}}
 
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The Edit War was such a [[sweet summer child]], having been raised by [[Lesbian|two mothers]]. Really though, The Edit War emerged from [[Homestuck|a direct asteroid collision with Earth]], and was then adopted by the awesome mothers. [[The Divine Goddess]] took note of this, not for any other reason but because it was so perfect for a challenge that She couldn't miss this one [[opportunity]]. (And thanks to the [[shareholders]].)
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The Edit War was such a [[sweet summer child]], having been raised by [[Yuri|two mothers]]. Really though, The Edit War emerged from [[Homestuck|a direct asteroid collision with Earth]], and was then adopted by the awesome mothers. [[The Divine Goddess]] took note of this, not for any other reason but because it was so perfect for a challenge that She couldn't miss this one [[opportunity]]. (And thanks to the [[shareholders]].)
  
 
The Edit War was so so sad! Why would The Divine Goddess wish such [[cruelty]] among one page??? It was so. So. SO uncalled for. Just like [[Sealon Musk]]'s purchase of [[Twitter]]. [[Twitter's Doomsday Clock|You know how that's going on.]]
 
The Edit War was so so sad! Why would The Divine Goddess wish such [[cruelty]] among one page??? It was so. So. SO uncalled for. Just like [[Sealon Musk]]'s purchase of [[Twitter]]. [[Twitter's Doomsday Clock|You know how that's going on.]]
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The above [[paragraph]] appeared to be inspiring to poor old Edit War, but it wasn't enough to combat the [[approaching beasts]].
 
The above [[paragraph]] appeared to be inspiring to poor old Edit War, but it wasn't enough to combat the [[approaching beasts]].
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'''( i don't think any of this is true )> :P'''
  
 
== NRPY Industrial Raises Full-year Revenue Forecast After Strong B12 ==
 
== NRPY Industrial Raises Full-year Revenue Forecast After Strong B12 ==
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{{Dia|ry|Uh… gotta go, sorry!}}
 
{{Dia|ry|Uh… gotta go, sorry!}}
 
{{Dia|Bloomberg|We'll be sure to update you of any developments! Till next time!}}
 
{{Dia|Bloomberg|We'll be sure to update you of any developments! Till next time!}}
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'''>:? <( why's my teammate hanging out with the mods who broke our pages?? )'''
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{{Dia|Beato3|Curious... she seems to be attempting to plant a bomb in their midst.}}
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{{Dia|Beato9|If they, as you said, "broke your pages," that might be a potential motive for her...}}
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{{Dia|Beato6|Looks like there might be a murder to get involved in, kuhihihi~!}}
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'''( WTF )> OMO'''
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{{Dia|Beato3|Hmm? What is it?}}
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'''( how are you reacting to me? weren't you a part of the last edit?? )> ?m?'''
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{{Dia|Beato1|A great witch never reveals her secrets!!}}
  
 
==Gameplay==
 
==Gameplay==
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<center>{{Dia|Beato3|I know not who they are, but they're right... The nonsensical drivel just keeps piling up without any sign of stopping. Maybe I'd benefit from opting out of reading it all and simply doing my part so I may leave.}}</center>
 
<center>{{Dia|Beato3|I know not who they are, but they're right... The nonsensical drivel just keeps piling up without any sign of stopping. Maybe I'd benefit from opting out of reading it all and simply doing my part so I may leave.}}</center>
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'''-nO <( was this you from the last edit, or you from now? )'''
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{{Dia|Beato4|Does it matter either way?}}
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'''>:T <( yeah, i wanna know how much time i have before this place blows. )'''
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{{Dia|Beato6|Don't worry. This case has become FAR too interesting for me to leave now, huhu!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Oh, Emoticon, there you are!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|I wanted to thank you for writing in our past dialogue boxes!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|You did? I thought what she said was stupid and inane.}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Well it was the smartest you've ever sounded!}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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'''LL <( ... )'''
  
 
==Ingredients==
 
==Ingredients==
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Make sure to crush this all into a [[thin paste]] after you're done mixing it all up.
 
Make sure to crush this all into a [[thin paste]] after you're done mixing it all up.
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review: i ate aALL of this recipe after i made it PERFECTLY and i almost died. 2/5 stars (one star for killing seals)
  
 
==Geography==
 
==Geography==
The province lies in the mountainous area with the average elevation of 550 meters which contains several thousands of [[cave]]s.
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The province lies in the mountainous area with the average elevation of 550 meters which contains several thousands of [[cave]]s. These caves are intraversable.
  
 
==Coverage==
 
==Coverage==
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|style="width: 15%"|[[Edit God]]
 
|style="width: 15%"|[[Edit God]]
 
|style="width: 10%"|-sd (-pts)
 
|style="width: 10%"|-sd (-pts)
|style="width: 12%"|-
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|style="width: 12%"|-i voted for [[Animal Crossing Joe Biden|joe biden]]
 
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|}
  
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⣿
 
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⣿
 
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⠿⠿⠛   
 
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⠿⠿⠛   
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>o*
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'''>:> <( i GOTTA learn how to use unicode!!! )'''
  
 
==Death==
 
==Death==
 
The Edit War has not yet suffered any fatal [[accident]]s, but it sure is suffering ''accidents''. At the end of [[Challenge 3: Edit War|Challenge 3]], expect no life from what was once a [[flourishing]] page.
 
The Edit War has not yet suffered any fatal [[accident]]s, but it sure is suffering ''accidents''. At the end of [[Challenge 3: Edit War|Challenge 3]], expect no life from what was once a [[flourishing]] page.
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'''( hey weird lady, is this paragraph talking about what you were going to do? or is it just misinformation )> ^^?'''
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{{Dia|Beato6|Who's to say, in the end?}}
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'''/:/ <( you? )'''
  
 
[[Back Into The Future|Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.]]
 
[[Back Into The Future|Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.]]
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In [[Battle for Dream Island]], [[Edit Warry]] is the 40th contestant.
 
In [[Battle for Dream Island]], [[Edit Warry]] is the 40th contestant.
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'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>U <( edit wars are a lot more common than i thought. weird that i've never been a part of one! )'''
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'''[But you have?]'''
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'''( really?? when? )> :O'''
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'''[Everything with you, me, and Playlist, on the fanclub team? That was an edit war.]'''
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'''( my first edit war... )> ^^'''
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{{Dia|Beato3|Hmm? Who is this? A fourth party involved in talking across the page?}}
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{{Dia|Beato8|Kuhihi, how curious... you seem to exist as one of many forms! This case truly is shaping up to be something.}}
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'''[uh]'''
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'''Emoticon do you know this thing?? Is it the same as you? Do we need to worry?'''
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'''( lol you forgot your brackets )> :Y'''
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'''( anyway don't ask me, she was here when we came in )> :T'''
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{{Dia|Beato1|Oh, I'm just a friendly witch. You don't need to worry about me!}}
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{{Dia|Beato8|I'm here to "kill" this page, though I'm taking a short detour to investigate it as well.}}
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{{Dia|Beato7|Really, you don't need to worry about me in any manner! It'd be pointless for me to do anything to someone such as you. No need to worry at all!}}
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'''[...]'''
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==Judging Criteria==
 
==Judging Criteria==
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10 shares are offered to [[The Irreverent Nonbeliever]].
 
10 shares are offered to [[The Irreverent Nonbeliever]].
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'''BD <( emoticon and her team get first place!!!!!!! )'''
  
 
==Results==
 
==Results==
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Hello, this is [[Jurta]]. Thank you.
 
Hello, this is [[Jurta]]. Thank you.
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'''( hi! )> :D'''
  
 
=== Toy 0: Walk Cycles ===
 
=== Toy 0: Walk Cycles ===
 
Look at them go!
 
Look at them go!
 
{{:Walk cycles}}
 
{{:Walk cycles}}
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=,./--\..
  
 
=== Toy 1: Make Your Own Statler and Waldorf Joke ===
 
=== Toy 1: Make Your Own Statler and Waldorf Joke ===
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{{Dia|Statler|}}
 
{{Dia|Statler|}}
 
{{Dia|SWLaugh|}}
 
{{Dia|SWLaugh|}}
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'''>:O <( hey, the stuff i put there before isn't here anymore! )'''
  
 
=== Toy 2: Ninety-player tic tac toe ===
 
=== Toy 2: Ninety-player tic tac toe ===
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<center>{{Dia|Beato6|Very well then! I present to you a riddle! The difficulty should be lax, but perhaps you'll still find it easier to give up?}}</center>
 
<center>{{Dia|Beato6|Very well then! I present to you a riddle! The difficulty should be lax, but perhaps you'll still find it easier to give up?}}</center>
 
<center>{{Dia|Beato7|Kuhihihii, kuhyahhyahhyahhaaaaaaahh!!}}</center>
 
<center>{{Dia|Beato7|Kuhihihii, kuhyahhyahhyahhaaaaaaahh!!}}</center>
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'''?:/ <( did you forget to say the riddle? )'''
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'''[There's a few toys in between. Someone edited stuff in during the war.]'''
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'''>:U <( that's annoying )'''
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'''[I'll fix it]'''
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{{Dia|Beato1|Thank you for that, dear.}}
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<div id=override>{{Pesterlog|'''Toggle Wikilog'''|
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-- arachnidsGrip {{color|#005682|[AG]}} began pestering {{color|#000000|[]}} at 06:53 --<br><br>
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{{color|#005682|AG: Hello?}}<br>
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{{color|#005682|AG: Helloooooooo?}}<br>
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{{color|#000000|( wtf )> ?m?}}<br>
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{{color|#005682|AG: Hey! You're here!}}<br>
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{{color|#000000|( who are you? what is this format?? )> @@}}<br>
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{{color|#005682|AG: It's me! Vriska.}}<br>
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{{color|#005682|AG: Thief of Light, slayer of Lord English, best bud of the mod team, you know me!}}<br>
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{{color|#000000|LL <( i don't know you )}}<br>
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{{color|#005682|AG: You know me.}}<br>
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{{color|#005682|AG: Oh wait. You're Emoticon, right?}}<br>
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{{color|#000000|/:/}}<br>
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{{color|#005682|AG: Nice job in [[Add to Playlist|Playlist's contest]], looooooool.}}<br>
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{{color|#000000|( huh? the band had a contest? )> ?:?}}<br>
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{{color|#000000|( why does it say i was a part of it )> <<;}}<br>
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{{color|#005682|AG: Wow.}}<br>
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{{color|#005682|AG: I know you lost hard, but you don't have to pretend you weren't there.}}<br>
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{{color|#000000|!:/ <( no i actually don't remember this at all!!! )}}<br>
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{{color|#000000|( feels like i've been having memory issues a lot, lately... )> ^^;}}<br>
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{{color|#b4e7e1|JG: don't worry!! your faulty memory wasn't the cause of that!! :-)}}<br>
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{{color|#000000|( WHO?? )> @@}}<br>
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{{color|#005682|AG: WHO????????}}<br>
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{{color|#b4e7e1|JG: i just used your name for a bit ;-D}}<br>
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{{color|#b4e7e1|JG: sorry, i know it wasn't the nicest thing to do, but i really needed to do it in order to get into this wiki!! :-P}}<br>
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{{color|#b4e7e1|JG: and there's never anything bad that happens because of identity theft, right?? ;->}}<br>
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{{color|#000000|>:O <( i think, there is? )}}<br>
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{{color|#000000|( wait, you're cribbing my whole thing too! )}}<br>
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{{color|#b4e7e1|JG: i'd really like to stay and chat ((really, this whole thing is super interesting)), but i've gotta get going :-O}}<br>
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{{color|#005682|AG: Why did you come here at all, then?}}<br>
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{{color|#b4e7e1|JG: just wanted to say hi to emoticon!! :-D}}<br>
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{{color|#b4e7e1|JG: how do you close this chat...... :-P}}<br>
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{{color|#005682|AG: Hey, no.}}<br>
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{{color|#005682|AG: No one has checked out my gr8 new action figure and I need to find out why!}}<br>
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-- joyfulGirl {{color|#4cc0b3|[JG]}} ceased pestering arachnidsGrip {{color|#005682|[AG]}} at 07:01 --<br><br>
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{{Dia|Beato1|Even more beings here talking... even more players in this strange, strange case...}}
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'''( those two were annoying )> >:<'''
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=== Beatrice's Game ===
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<center>This story is undoubtedly nothing more than fantasy. <br>It could not possibly have any relation to real persons, <br>organizations, places or events.</center>
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{{Dia|Beato8|Come, try to remember. What form did you have?}}
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{{Dia|Beato1|It may seem cruel now but you may return to your eternal rest after my business here is over. For now, rise and follow a few orders won't you...}}
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{{Dia|Beato7|[[Mark Genuine]]? *cackle*cackle*cackle*hiihhihihhihihihihihihihi!!}}
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<center>In a dark night in June, [[Nurse Cap]] swore to her fellow competitors she saw Mark Genuine alive and well at a certain meet-and-greet earlier in the day. They didn't believe her, after all how could they? Mark Genuine had been dead for a while now. And yet...</center>
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<center>{{Dia|Beato1|{{Red truth|When I speak the truth, I will use red. Everything I speak in red is the truth.}} If you are familiar with my visage, you should also be familiar with those rules. With that out of the way, let's lay down a few more.}}</center>
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<center>{{Dia|Beato5|It should go without saying, but {{Red truth|Nurse Cap is really, truly adamant she saw Mark Genuine.}} She is not purposefully telling a lie.}}</center>
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<center>{{Dia|Beato5|{{Red truth|As confirmed by  Ga'Hoole Juvenile, there is not a shred of doubt Mark Genuine was successfully executed.}} Bringing the dead back to life should be a task only witches could pull off!}}</center>
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<center>{{Dia|Beato4|Finally, as to remove an unfulfilling answer from the equation... {{Red truth|Nurse Cap wouldn't confuse any stranger with Mark Genuine.}} If it really wasn't him, {{Red truth|he must've at the very least have an [[uncanny]] resemblance to Mark Genuine.}}}}</center>
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<center>{{Dia|Beato6|All you need to do is deny that I resurrected Mark Genuine with my magic! This should do for a quick game! And with that I leave as quickly as I arrived!}}</center>
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'''( i figured it out. nurse cap was lying! )> B)'''
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{{Dia|Beato4|Ah, but you see... my red truth denies that idea from being a possibility! You really must pay more attention to the rules. Think within the constraints of the information presented.}}
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'''( ok. you were lying )> BJ'''
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{{Dia|Beato5|It seems you are too simple-minded to solve even a game this childish...}}
  
 
=== Toy 16: [[The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole]] ==
 
=== Toy 16: [[The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole]] ==
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</div>
  
BUUUURP! Oh, sorry. I ate the rest of this page! - TheHungrySeal900
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==Stinger==
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THE SKELETON APPEARS
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{{Dia|Statley|Edit wars go against god's morals!}}
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{{Dia|Waldonf|Can't say that I war!}}
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{{Dia|Statley|Yes, a little birdie told us so!}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh2|Rattle rattle rattle!}}
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{{Dia|Waldonf|I'll drink to edit war!}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh2|Can't oven!}}
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{{Dia|Egg|The egg approaches!}}
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{{Dia|Egg|Wobble wobble…}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh2|Chicken's baby!}}
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{{Dia|Egg|Wobble!}}
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{{Dia|Waldonf|Take care of our own. Tough responsibility!}}
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{{Dia|Statley|So! Make sure [[Diary|the beast]] doesn't eat!}}
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{{Dia|Waldonf|Can't say that it will!}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh2|Rattle rattle rattle!}}
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{{Dia|Waldonf|I'll read story.}}
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{{Dia|Waldonf|'''Statler''' and '''Waldorf''' are a pair of [[The Muppets|Muppet]] characters best known for their cantankerous opinions and shared penchant for [[Heckler|heckling]]. The two elderly men first appeared in ''[[The Muppet Show]]'' in 1975, where they consistently jeered the entirety of the cast and their performances from their [[The gods (theatrical)|balcony seats]].
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Created by [[Jim Henson]], the characters have been performed by numerous puppeteers, including Henson, in a variety of films and television productions within the Muppet franchise. Statler and Waldorf are named after two landmark [[New York City]] hotels, the [[Hotel Pennsylvania|Statler Hilton]] and the [[Waldorf Astoria New York|Waldorf-Astoria]].}}
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{{Dia|Statley|Snore snore snore!}}
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{{Dia|Waldonf|Good night egg!}}
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{{Dia|Statley|Yes egg, sleep for energy!}}
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{{Dia|Egg|Wobble... Wobble...}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh2|We are good caretaker!}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh2|(Quietly) Rattle rattle rattle!}}
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==Post-stinger==
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{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''Hm... what are you two doing here?''}}
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{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''You should've died off by now.''}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh2|Proud mothers of one!}}
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{{Dia|Egg|Wobble!}}
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{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''So you've decided to adopt an egg, hm?''}}
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{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''Why am I surprised..?''}}
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{{Dia|Statley|Baby, look! Animal from the north!}}
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{{Dia|Waldonf|Wobble!}}
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{{Dia|Statley|It's so big you could ride it! Like an oven!}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh2|Oven from God!}}
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{{Dia|Egg|Wobble!}}
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{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''Sigh... well, I'm off.''}}
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{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''Hopefully those bone structures of yours collapses soon.''}}
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{{Dia|Statley|Silly seal! That's what she said!}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh2|Rattle rattle rattle!}}
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==Trivia==
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*Edit warring is allowed on this article, despite edit wars being against the [[rules]].
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**I hope we get a page where (being a dick) is allowed.
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***[[Page where being a dick is allowed]]
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****Among us...? Babies?
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<span style="color: #e67432;>'''Just As Long As No Fish Are Harmed, We Are Happy'''</span>
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<span style="color: #2dcfa6;>'''corec'''</span>
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<span style="color: #2dcfa6;>'''do not go in2o waters. fish are sleepgn..'''</span>
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<span style="color: #2dcfa6;>'''we protec fish. for fish lives :)'''</span>
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{{Dia|Beato6|Aha! I missed it on my first look through, but this is another clear piece of evidence for beings communicating through the text of this page itself. The boxes of dialogue above, as well. Amazing!}}
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'''[Pretty sure THAT stuff was just added by an editor.]'''
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{{Dia|Beato9|You may think so, "editor," but we cannot discount anything. If we find multiple examples of sentient writing, then other writing talking to itself cannot be immediately disregarded as fiction!}}
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{{Dia|Beato3|I wonder what the cause is. There may be another witch lurking... or perhaps, the page itself is haunted?}}
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'''( i know i wasn't made by a witch. or this page. i'm a lot older than this page )> :P'''
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'''[I think everyone here is.]'''
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'''( i'm probably a lot older than you )> :/'''
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{{Dia|Beato2|Are you over a millenium old?}}
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'''^^ <( yeah )'''
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{{Dia|Beato5|}}
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{{Dia|Beato8|Regardless, I believe I shall let this page stay in the world of the living, for just a little while longer. It seems far too interesting to demolish without purpose.}}
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{{Dia|Beato1|Goodbye for now, Emoticon and...}}
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{{Dia|Beato6|...well, I probably shouldn't say your name. I'm going off to research this page's phenomena. You two enjoy yourselves here, until it either gets deleted or destroyed!}}
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'''( see you later, i guess? )> ?:/'''
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'''( dunno how much fun we can have when the page is almost over. )> ..'''
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'''[You could just go back and edit things.]'''
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'''/:J <( i don't wanna write out of order on a page that's already this confusing )'''
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==See also==
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*[[Challenge 3: Edit War]]
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*This thang [[File:okinberries.png|20x20px]]
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*[[Edit Ward]]
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==External links==
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>D <( check out [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ my favourite song!] )'''
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Revision as of 13:06, 12 November 2022

[Alright, I think I undid the seal's edit.]

>:O <( hey, someone stole my idea!!! )

[It was my idea for how to implement it.]

( are you sure me typing here only counts as one edit? )> <<;

[It should, as long as we do it in the preview.]

I am the ghost of edit war past. Have a look at how the page used to look.


An example of what an edit war may look like.

An Edit War is when two users or groups of users on a wiki disruptively overwrite each other's edits, usually due to having conflicting views on how the article should be presented. A list of notable edit wars can be found on Wikipedia’s Lamest edit wars.

History

The Edit War began during Challenge 3. On November 11, 2022, The Divine Goddess told the contestants to violently kill this poor article[citation needed]. It is unknown why She wanted the page to suffer such a gruesome fate.

Early life

Gameplay

Personality

Ingredients

Geography

Controversy

Death

Discography

References in other media

Judging Criteria

Results

Yard sale

Hello, this is Diary. Throughout this competition I've been collecting a lot of these weird toys, and figured I’ve gathered enough to start my own yard sale. Look through these gizmos and follow the instructions of the toy(s) you want to play with. Or, don’t do that and play with the toys in ways the toymakers haven’t intended…? I dunno, I just want to get rid of all this useless junk. Have fun.

Toy 1: Make Your Own Statler and Waldorf Joke

Toy instructions:

  1. Below should be a template for a joke you’d find on the Statler and Waldorf page.
  2. Fill in the blank Dia templates with your own dialogue.
Statler
( hi guys, i'm waldorf! )> :D
Waldorf
owo <( and i'm statler! )
Statler
( today we're reviewing the toys that diary found. )> :>
Statler and Waldorf
uwu <( we hope you'll enjoy them! )

^^ <( omg dialog boxes are so fun!! )

[I gotta look into how the dia template supports coloured text]

( the end of the colour thing sorta looks like a face... )> ;">

Toy 2: Ninety-player tic tac toe

Toy instructions:

  1. Below is a 10x10 table.
  2. This toy works like a game of tic-tac-toe, but there are like ninety of you. You’re all expected to be split into 2 teams
  3. Whichever team gets 10 of their respective symbols in a row first wins.
THE GRID
?:?

Toy 3: Become Viral On Twitter

Toy instructions:

  1. Below is a template for a viral tweet. Fill in the blank words appropriately.
  2. When the challenge ends, @starlight_DP will post the final tweet to Twitter.
  3. The more likes and retweets this post gets by the time results are posted, the more points you score. If this tweet gets 100 or more points, I will make this my Twitter pfp for a day: Funnyimage.png
  4. The image linked in the previous step is broken on purpose. Feel free to upload the nonexistent image yourself.
Diarystarico.jpg
diary Twitter
@starlight_DP

(adjective) people who (verb) (noun) are (adjective)

Nov 23, 2022 

Toy 4: Dunk him

Toy instructions:

  1. do it



Toy 5: Toba Tots® Transclusion Toy

Toy instructions:

  1. It is not advised to use this toy.
    1. Like please, don’t use it.
  2. This is not a toy, but a pipe bomb.
  3. This bomb in particular is a very dangerous weapon. If you go into the source editor and surround the below string with {{curly brackets}} the entire page will blow up.
    1. You win if nobody sets off the bomb.

>:? <( {{curly brackets}} ):Damn seal( {{curly brackets}} )> ?:<

@@ <( that didn't work )

Toy 6: Magic mirror

Toy instructions;

  1. This toy makes the whole page flip.
  2. Click "Expand" to turn it on!
  3. After that you can click “ɘƨqɒlloƆ” to turn it off if you don’t like it
  4. This toy might not work on certain browsers. Sorry :(
  5. Maybe in collaborative spirit you can… fix that for me? 😀😀😀

Toy 7: Make Your Own Toy

There are no instructions. Write them yourself.

Trivia

  • Edit warring is allowed on this article, despite edit wars being against the rules.
    • I hope we get a page where (being a dick) is allowed.

See also

External links

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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^U^ <( that was fun!! )