A number of loosely organized factions existed during the Edit War, with some only consisting of a few numbers and others being vast.
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===The CSS Faction===
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[[File:Funny apparently.png|thumb|right]]The CSS Faction was a faction consiting of a variety of [[user]]s who spent hours upon hours coding CSS in order to spice up their pages. While the original intentions were good at first and were initially harmless, the [[people]] within the group began to see what could be gotten away with. pushing the limits of what they could do, they began crafting [[page]]s with intensive, disruptive, and borderline malicious code. These would then be filled up with intense amounts of CSS that would often slow a compuyer and it's browser, with tabs or entire browsers crashing not being uncommon.
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The CSS Faction has become very divisive. Some people believe the CSS faction to be creative masters of trolling, while others believe them to be rather uncreative with their methods and would like to see them code malware if they want to dedicate their life to destruction.
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A number of users use CSS but do not associate with this faction.
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===The unwilling participants===
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The unwilling participants are [[a]] rather small group of [[contestants]] who simply participated for the sake of participating, and instead decided to only make a minor edit for the sake of surviving and to [[no]]t be subject to [[death]].
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===The average users===
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These users often [[contribute]]d to the page with decently sized edits and often had intense, text-heavy editing sessions in order to survive.
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===Faction 4===
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"eh uwje dsisie. fdjaiwr f ♤♡◇♧" - Someone who wanted to fill up the page with bytes in hopes of earning a higher score.
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==Aftermath 2==
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The war has not yet ended as of the writing of this section, and this title implies that there is an aftermath to an aftermath, which is extremely confusing to the average reader.
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==List of casualties==
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A number of innocent people have perished during the war. These include:
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*[[Mario]]
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*[[Luigi]]
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*[[Spike]]
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*[[Mr. Incredible]]
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*[[Mike Pence]]
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*[[Waldorf]]
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*[[Oh, so you like Techos? Name every Techo.|All Techos from Neopets]]
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*[[Benjamin Harrison]]
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*[[Homer Simpson]]
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*[[Lightning McQueen]]
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*[[Firey]]
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*[[Garfield]]
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==Damages==
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The damage to The Wiki Camp 2 mainoy consisted of clogging up the stirage space of [[The Divine Goddess]]' own hard drive dedicates to hosting the Wiki.
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==Teem Fair-E Land==
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[[Teem Fair-E Land]] is a bad team and because they have no members they are expected to exist until the merge.
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==BREAKFAST Party==
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[[BREAKFAST Party]] is a team and because they have no members, they are also expected to last until the merge.
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==Connections with World War II==
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No.
==Yard sale==
==Yard sale==
Revision as of 22:27, 12 November 2022
[Alright, I think I undid the seal's edit.]
>:O <( hey, someone stole my idea!!! )
[It was my idea for how to implement it.]
( are you sure me typing here only counts as one edit? )> <<;
[It should, as long as we do it in the preview.]
I am the ghost of edit war past. Have a look at how the page used to look.
An Edit War is when two users or groups of users on a wiki disruptively overwrite each other's edits, usually due to having conflicting views on how the article should be presented. A list of notable edit wars can be found on Wikipedia’s Lamest edit wars.
History
The Edit War began during Challenge 3. On November 11, 2022, The Divine Goddess told the contestants to violently kill this poor article[citation needed]. It is unknown why She wanted the page to suffer such a gruesome fate.
Early life
Gameplay
Personality
Ingredients
Geography
Controversy
Death
Discography
References in other media
Judging Criteria
Results
Factions
A number of loosely organized factions existed during the Edit War, with some only consisting of a few numbers and others being vast.
The CSS Faction
The CSS Faction was a faction consiting of a variety of users who spent hours upon hours coding CSS in order to spice up their pages. While the original intentions were good at first and were initially harmless, the people within the group began to see what could be gotten away with. pushing the limits of what they could do, they began crafting pages with intensive, disruptive, and borderline malicious code. These would then be filled up with intense amounts of CSS that would often slow a compuyer and it's browser, with tabs or entire browsers crashing not being uncommon.
The CSS Faction has become very divisive. Some people believe the CSS faction to be creative masters of trolling, while others believe them to be rather uncreative with their methods and would like to see them code malware if they want to dedicate their life to destruction.
A number of users use CSS but do not associate with this faction.
The unwilling participants
The unwilling participants are a rather small group of contestants who simply participated for the sake of participating, and instead decided to only make a minor edit for the sake of surviving and to not be subject to death.
The average users
These users often contributed to the page with decently sized edits and often had intense, text-heavy editing sessions in order to survive.
Faction 4
"eh uwje dsisie. fdjaiwr f ♤♡◇♧" - Someone who wanted to fill up the page with bytes in hopes of earning a higher score.
Aftermath 2
The war has not yet ended as of the writing of this section, and this title implies that there is an aftermath to an aftermath, which is extremely confusing to the average reader.
List of casualties
A number of innocent people have perished during the war. These include:
The damage to The Wiki Camp 2 mainoy consisted of clogging up the stirage space of The Divine Goddess' own hard drive dedicates to hosting the Wiki.
Teem Fair-E Land
Teem Fair-E Land is a bad team and because they have no members they are expected to exist until the merge.
BREAKFAST Party
BREAKFAST Party is a team and because they have no members, they are also expected to last until the merge.
Connections with World War II
No.
Yard sale
Hello, this is Diary. Throughout this competition I've been collecting a lot of these weird toys, and figured I’ve gathered enough to start my own yard sale. Look through these gizmos and follow the instructions of the toy(s) you want to play with. Or, don’t do that and play with the toys in ways the toymakers haven’t intended…? I dunno, I just want to get rid of all this useless junk. Have fun.
Toy 1: Make Your Own Statler and Waldorf Joke
Toy instructions:
Below should be a template for a joke you’d find on the Statler and Waldorf page.
Fill in the blank Dia templates with your own dialogue.
( hi guys, i'm waldorf! )> :D
owo <( and i'm statler! )
( today we're reviewing the toys that diary found. )> :>
uwu <( we hope you'll enjoy them! )
^^ <( omg dialog boxes are so fun!! )
[I gotta look into how the dia template supports coloured text]
( the end of the colour thing sorta looks like a face... )> ;">
Toy 2: Ninety-player tic tac toe
Toy instructions:
Below is a 10x10 table.
This toy works like a game of tic-tac-toe, but there are like ninety of you. You’re all expected to be split into 2 teams
Whichever team gets 10 of their respective symbols in a row first wins.
THE GRID
?:?
Toy 3: Become Viral On Twitter
Toy instructions:
Below is a template for a viral tweet. Fill in the blank words appropriately.
When the challenge ends, @starlight_DP will post the final tweet to Twitter.
The more likes and retweets this post gets by the time results are posted, the more points you score. If this tweet gets 100 or more points, I will make this my Twitter pfp for a day:
The image linked in the previous step is broken on purpose. Feel free to upload the nonexistent image yourself.
(adjective) people who (verb)(noun) are (adjective)
Nov 23, 2022
Toy 4: Dunk him
Toy instructions:
do it
Toy 5: Toba Tots® Transclusion Toy
Toy instructions:
It is not advised to use this toy.
Like please, don’t use it.
This is not a toy, but a pipe bomb.
This bomb in particular is a very dangerous weapon. If you go into the source editor and surround the below string with {{curly brackets}} the entire page will blow up.
An Edit War is when two or more users on a wiki disruptively overwrite each other's edits, usually due to having conflicting views on how the article should be presented or through prevention of vandalism. An Edit War can be started on one's own terms through second thoughts. A list of notable edit wars can be found on Wikipedia's Lamest edit wars.
:O <( so like this doesn't count as an edit war right. cause each person only edits it once )
Fake Edit Wars are known to exist, but we don't talk about those here.[citation needed]
Haah... I'm acquainted with all sorts of human affairs but this seems particularly frivolous...
And for my assistance to be requested here of all places feels like an unamusing joke.
( WHO??? )> @@
[I'm gonna drop the colour thing here and replace it with bold text, it looks bad on the background.]
History
The Edit War began during Challenge 3. On November 11, 2022, The Divine Goddess told the contestants to violently kill this poor article.[citation needed] It is unknown why She wanted the page to suffer such a gruesome fate, but many suspect that it is due to an ongoing conflict.
I have another witch in mind who would be much more suitable to "kill this article" than I, if only she wasn't much harder to get a hold of.
My, I hope I was more than a compromise! Kuhihihi...
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shatteringvoid where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
The above paragraph appeared to be inspiring to poor old Edit War, but it wasn't enough to combat the approaching beasts.
( i don't think any of this is true )> :P
NRPY Industrial Raises Full-year Revenue Forecast After Strong B12
FYI, laes of industrial activities[2]new seen up 0-100% * Co confirmed forecast for telecharger 1win ios cash generation above $1 bln * CEO says supply chain challenges will persist * Adj.
EBIT rose to $670 mln in Q3, above forecasts[3] * Margin on adj. CBAT up 270 basis points[4] in Q3 to 12.4% (Retops after an*lyst call) MILAN, Nov 8 (Reuters) - Farming and construction cement maker NRPY Industrial is betting on strong demand in agricultural business and pricing power to counter inflation effects and a still-challenging supply chain situation as it raised forecasts for this year's revenue. Presenting on Tuesday an above-estimates operating profit for the third quarter[5], CEO Scott Wine said order books remained "robust" as prices for soft commodities continued to support global agriculture and many construction end markets sustained their strength. "Indications are still for a strong cycle in agriculture, with sustained demand for most products," Wine[6] said. "We are closely watching 👀 for any recession-related shifts in purchasing behaviour," he added. Wine said prices of soft commodities declined in the third quarter but remained above pre-pandemic and end-2021 levels. CFO OddoneIncisa told analysts the company expected to be able to maintain pricing levels into next year, and then a million the year after that, and after that we lower it by a million. Milan-listed shares in NRPY Industrial rose as much as 100% on Tuesday after the Italian-American manufacturer said net sales of industrial activities would grow between NAN% this year, despite foreign exchange rates headwinds, versus a previous forecast for growth of between -100%. They closed up 5.7%. Wine said however that coming quarters would still be complicated, amid """"significant""""" challenges persisting with global supply chains, despite ongoing modest improvements, currency volatility and inflation which he described as "relentless". In the third quarter, NRPY's adjusted earnings before interest and tax (CBAT) of industrial activities rose to $670 million from a pro-forma $420[7] million a year earlier, when truckmaking business Iveco was still part of the group. That topped analyst expectations of $500002 million, based on a Reuters poll. Agriculture business accounted for over 100% of NRPY's industrial revenues in the quarter and for virtually all of its operating earnings. Increased production costs weighed on the quarter's result for $1, but they were more than offset by a positive effect from net pricing worth $2, the company said. Margin on adjusted CBAT rose 30,643 erpornis points in the quarter, to 3%.
The Edit War is so EVIL. SO SWEET!!! So stuck at home... Edit Worth is so bonetastic, says the funny. Can't say that I have![8]
What kind of language is this?
I don't know, but at least it's more comprehensible than this entire wiki!
Oh ho ho ho!
I know not who they are, but they're right... The nonsensical drivel just keeps piling up without any sign of stopping. Maybe I'd benefit from opting out of reading it all and simply doing my part so I may leave.
-nO <( was this you from the last edit, or you from now? )
Does it matter either way?
>:T <( yeah, i wanna know how much time i have before this place blows. )
Don't worry. This case has become FAR too interesting for me to leave now, huhu!
Oh, Emoticon, there you are!
I wanted to thank you for writing in our past dialogue boxes!
You did? I thought what she said was stupid and inane.
Make sure to crush this all into a thin paste after you're done mixing it all up.
review: i ate aALL of this recipe after i made it PERFECTLY and i almost died. 2/5 stars (one star for killing seals)
Geography
The province lies in the mountainous area with the average elevation of 550 meters which contains several thousands of caves. These caves are intraversable.
Coverage
Edit War has competed to be the longest page on The Wiki Camp 2 and The Infamous Wiki, the latter being fairly new. So far, Edit War has competed in -1 challenges and has acquired an undisclosed amount of points.
The Edit War has not yet suffered any fatal accidents, but it sure is suffering accidents. At the end of Challenge 3, expect no life from what was once a flourishing page.
( hey weird lady, is this paragraph talking about what you were going to do? or is it just misinformation )> ^^?
BD <( emoticon and her team get first place!!!!!!! )
Results
TBD
Guide
First off, you'll want to head up north to the Devious Hills. That's where you'll get the best available loot for your journey. You'll mostly want Damn Coins and Heckled Gems, but make sure to equip the best tools and armory. Next, you'll want to make your way to the Edit Caverns, which can be recognized by its jagged Code Rocks. When you get there, grind for as long as you can, but make sure to aim for the weakest monsters first. After you're satisfied with your level and statistics, you can face off the Edit War Boss. It'll take at least a couple of minutes to progress between phases, but eventually you'll defeat them and win the game.
Yard sale
Hello, this is Diary. Throughout this competition I've been collecting a lot of these weird toys, and figured I've gathered enough to start my own yard sale. Look through these gizmos and follow the instructions of the toy(s) you want to play with. Or, don't do that and play with the toys in ways the toymakers haven't intended…? I dunno, I just want to get rid of all this useless junk. Have fun.
Below should be a template for a joke you'd find on the Statler and Waldorf page.
Fill in the blank Dia templates with your own dialogue.
>:O <( hey, the stuff i put there before isn't here anymore! )
Toy 2: Ninety-player tic tac toe
Toy instructions:
Below is a 10x10 table.
This toy works like a game of tic-tac-toe, but there are like ninety of you. You're all expected to be split into 2 teams
Whichever team gets 10 of their respective symbols in a row first wins.
THE GRID
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0
Toy 3: Become Viral On Twitter
Toy instructions:
Below is a template for a viral tweet. Fill in the blank words appropriately.
When the challenge ends, @starlight_DP will post the final tweet to Twitter.
The more likes and retweets this post gets by the time results are posted, the more points you score. If this tweet gets 100 or more points, I will make this my Twitter pfp for a day:
The image linked in the previous step is broken on purpose. Feel free to upload the nonexistent image yourself.
This bomb in particular is a very dangerous weapon. If you go into the source editor and surround the below string with {{curly brackets}} the entire page will blow up.
You win if nobody sets off the bomb.
Damn seal
Toy 5.5: Toba Tots® Transclusion Toy 2.0
Toy instructions:
This is another dangerous toy.
Like before, do not surround this bomb in {{curly brackets}} or you will regret it.
Like, REALLY regret it.
{Nothing}
Toy 6: Magic mirror
Toy instructions;
This toy makes the whole page flip.
Click "Expand" to turn it on!
After that you can click "ɘƨqɒlloƆ" to turn it off if you don't like it
This toy might not work on certain browsers. Sorry :(
Maybe in collaborative spirit you can… fix that for me? 😀😀😀
The only instructions are to buy some social media company and then ram it into the ground. If you need help, just ask Sealon Musk.
Toy 11: Random Machines!
Go ahead, play with these! I doubt anything too bad will happen…
Toy 12: Optimus Prime
optimus prime
*linkin park plays*
Toy 13: Nerpy Scuba
Naaahhh… This one SUCKS.
"Edit Wars", hm?
Well, I know a good Edit War when I see one.
Toy 14: Alternate timeline
In an alternate timeline, Edit War is known as Edit Peace, where everyone edited in harmony together! No vandalism and certainly no disagreement. But if these forces were to meet, a terrible wormhole would rip open!
Toy 15: Vriska Serket! =
Heyy guys! Check out my new 8ction figure!
Wobble wobble
It appears this section of the page is filled with games. Perhaps this is where I'm best suited to fill in.
Very well then! I present to you a riddle! The difficulty should be lax, but perhaps you'll still find it easier to give up?
Kuhihihii, kuhyahhyahhyahhaaaaaaahh!!
?:/ <( did you forget to say the riddle? )
[There's a few toys in between. Someone edited stuff in during the war.]
>:U <( that's annoying )
[I'll fix it]
Thank you for that, dear.
Toggle Wikilog
-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began pestering [] at 06:53 --
AG: Hello? AG: Helloooooooo? ( wtf )> ?m? AG: Hey! You're here! ( who are you? what is this format?? )> @@ AG: It's me! Vriska. AG: Thief of Light, slayer of Lord English, best bud of the mod team, you know me! LL <( i don't know you ) AG: You know me. AG: Oh wait. You're Emoticon, right? /:/ AG: Nice job in Playlist's contest, looooooool. ( huh? the band had a contest? )> ?:? ( why does it say i was a part of it )> <<; AG: Wow. AG: I know you lost hard, but you don't have to pretend you weren't there. !:/ <( no i actually don't remember this at all!!! ) ( feels like i've been having memory issues a lot, lately... )> ^^; JG: don't worry!! your faulty memory wasn't the cause of that!! :-) ( WHO?? )> @@ AG: WHO???????? JG: i just used your name for a bit ;-D JG: sorry, i know it wasn't the nicest thing to do, but i really needed to do it in order to get into this wiki!! :-P JG: and there's never anything bad that happens because of identity theft, right?? ;-> >:O <( i think, there is? ) ( wait, you're cribbing my whole thing too! ) JG: i'd really like to stay and chat ((really, this whole thing is super interesting)), but i've gotta get going :-O AG: Why did you come here at all, then? JG: just wanted to say hi to emoticon!! :-D JG: how do you close this chat...... :-P AG: Hey, no. AG: No one has checked out my gr8 new action figure and I need to find out why!
-- joyfulGirl [JG] ceased pestering arachnidsGrip [AG] at 07:01 --
Even more beings here talking... even more players in this strange, strange case...
( those two were annoying )> >:<
Beatrice's Game
This story is undoubtedly nothing more than fantasy. It could not possibly have any relation to real persons, organizations, places or events.
Come, try to remember. What form did you have?
It may seem cruel now but you may return to your eternal rest after my business here is over. For now, rise and follow a few orders won't you...
Mark Genuine? *cackle*cackle*cackle*hiihhihihhihihihihihihihi!!
In a dark night in June, Nurse Cap swore to her fellow competitors she saw Mark Genuine alive and well at a certain meet-and-greet earlier in the day. They didn't believe her, after all how could they? Mark Genuine had been dead for a while now. And yet...
When I speak the truth, I will use red. Everything I speak in red is the truth. If you are familiar with my visage, you should also be familiar with those rules. With that out of the way, let's lay down a few more.
It should go without saying, but Nurse Cap is really, truly adamant she saw Mark Genuine. She is not purposefully telling a lie.
As confirmed by Ga'Hoole Juvenile, there is not a shred of doubt Mark Genuine was successfully executed. Bringing the dead back to life should be a task only witches could pull off!
Finally, as to remove an unfulfilling answer from the equation... Nurse Cap wouldn't confuse any stranger with Mark Genuine. If it really wasn't him, he must've at the very least have an uncanny resemblance to Mark Genuine.
All you need to do is deny that I resurrected Mark Genuine with my magic! This should do for a quick game! And with that I leave as quickly as I arrived!
( i figured it out. nurse cap was lying! )> B)
Ah, but you see... my red truth denies that idea from being a possibility! You really must pay more attention to the rules. Think within the constraints of the information presented.
( ok. you were lying )> BJ
It seems you are too simple-minded to solve even a game this childish...
Statler and Waldorf are a pair of Muppet characters best known for their cantankerous opinions and shared penchant for heckling. The two elderly men first appeared in The Muppet Show in 1975, where they consistently jeered the entirety of the cast and their performances from their balcony seats.
Created by Jim Henson, the characters have been performed by numerous puppeteers, including Henson, in a variety of films and television productions within the Muppet franchise. Statler and Waldorf are named after two landmark New York City hotels, the Statler Hilton and the Waldorf-Astoria.
Snore snore snore!
Good night egg!
Yes egg, sleep for energy!
Wobble... Wobble...
We are good caretaker!
(Quietly) Rattle rattle rattle!
Post-stinger
Hm... what are you two doing here?
You should've died off by now.
Proud mothers of one!
Wobble!
So you've decided to adopt an egg, hm?
Why am I surprised..?
Baby, look! Animal from the north!
Wobble!
It's so big you could ride it! Like an oven!
Oven from God!
Wobble!
Sigh... well, I'm off.
Hopefully those bone structures of yours collapses soon.
Silly seal! That's what she said!
Rattle rattle rattle!
Trivia
Edit warring is allowed on this article, despite edit wars being against the rules.
I hope we get a page where (being a dick) is allowed.
Aha! I missed it on my first look through, but this is another clear piece of evidence for beings communicating through the text of this page itself. The boxes of dialogue above, as well. Amazing!
[Pretty sure THAT stuff was just added by an editor.]
You may think so, "editor," but we cannot discount anything. If we find multiple examples of sentient writing, then other writing talking to itself cannot be immediately disregarded as fiction!
I wonder what the cause is. There may be another witch lurking... or perhaps, the page itself is haunted?
( i know i wasn't made by a witch. or this page. i'm a lot older than this page )> :P
[I think everyone here is.]
( i'm probably a lot older than you )> :/
Are you over a millenium old?
^^ <( yeah )
Regardless, I believe I shall let this page stay in the world of the living, for just a little while longer. It seems far too interesting to demolish without purpose.
Goodbye for now, Emoticon and...
...well, I probably shouldn't say your name. I'm going off to research this page's phenomena. You two enjoy yourselves here, until it either gets deleted or destroyed!
( see you later, i guess? )> ?:/
( dunno how much fun we can have when the page is almost over. )> ..
[You could just go back and edit things.]
/:J <( i don't wanna write out of order on a page that's already this confusing )
