An Edit War is when two users or groups of users on a wiki disruptively overwrite each other's edits, usually due to having conflicting views on how the article should be presented. A list of notable edit wars can be found on Wikipedia’s Lamest edit wars.
History
The Edit War began during Challenge 3. On November 11, 2022, The Divine Goddess told the contestants to violently kill this poor article[citation needed]. It is unknown why She wanted the page to suffer such a gruesome fate.
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Geography
Controversy
Death
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Judging Criteria
Results
Yard sale
Hello, this is Diary. Throughout this competition I've been collecting a lot of these weird toys, and figured I’ve gathered enough to start my own yard sale. Look through these gizmos and follow the instructions of the toy(s) you want to play with. Or, don’t do that and play with the toys in ways the toymakers haven’t intended…? I dunno, I just want to get rid of all this useless junk. Have fun.
Toy 1: Make Your Own Statler and Waldorf Joke
Toy instructions:
Below should be a template for a joke you’d find on the Statler and Waldorf page.
Fill in the blank Dia templates with your own dialogue.
Toy 2: Ninety-player tic tac toe
Toy instructions:
Below is a 10x10 table.
This toy works like a game of tic-tac-toe, but there are like ninety of you. You’re all expected to be split into 2 teams
Whichever team gets 10 of their respective symbols in a row first wins.
THE GRID
Toy 3: Become Viral On Twitter
Toy instructions:
Below is a template for a viral tweet. Fill in the blank words appropriately.
When the challenge ends, @starlight_DP will post the final tweet to Twitter.
The more likes and retweets this post gets by the time results are posted, the more points you score. If this tweet gets 100 or more points, I will make this my Twitter pfp for a day:
The image linked in the previous step is broken on purpose. Feel free to upload the nonexistent image yourself.
(adjective) people who (verb)(noun) are (adjective)
Nov 23, 2022
Toy 4: Dunk him
Toy instructions:
do it
Toy 5: Toba Tots® Transclusion Toy
Toy instructions:
It is not advised to use this toy.
Like please, don’t use it.
This is not a toy, but a pipe bomb.
This bomb in particular is a very dangerous weapon. If you go into the source editor and surround the below string with {{curly brackets}} the entire page will blow up.
You win if nobody sets off the bomb.
Damn seal
Toy 6: Magic mirror
Toy instructions;
This toy makes the whole page flip.
Click "Expand" to turn it on!
After that you can click “ɘƨqɒlloƆ” to turn it off if you don’t like it
This toy might not work on certain browsers. Sorry :(
Maybe in collaborative spirit you can… fix that for me? 😀😀😀
Toy 7: Make Your Own Toy
There are no instructions. Write them yourself.
Trivia
Edit warring is allowed on this article, despite edit wars being against the rules.
I hope we get a page where (being a dick) is allowed.
An Edit War is when two or more users on a wiki disruptively overwrite each other's edits, usually due to having conflicting views on how the article should be presented or through prevention of vandalism. An Edit War can be started on one's own terms through second thoughts. A list of notable edit wars can be found on Wikipedia's Lamest edit wars.
Fake Edit Wars are known to exist, but we don't talk about those here.[citation needed]
Haah... I'm acquainted with all sorts of human affairs but this seems particularly frivolous...
And for my assistance to be requested here of all places feels like an unamusing joke.
History
The Edit War began during Challenge 3. On November 11, 2022, The Divine Goddess told the contestants to violently kill this poor article.[citation needed] It is unknown why She wanted the page to suffer such a gruesome fate, but many suspect that it is due to an ongoing conflict.
I have another witch in mind who would be much more suitable to "kill this article" than I, if only she wasn't much harder to get a hold of.
My, I hope I was more than a compromise! Kuhihihi...
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shatteringvoid where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
The above paragraph appeared to be inspiring to poor old Edit War, but it wasn't enough to combat the approaching beasts.
NRPY Industrial Raises Full-year Revenue Forecast After Strong B12
FYI, laes of industrial activities[2]new seen up 0-100% * Co confirmed forecast for telecharger 1win ios cash generation above $1 bln * CEO says supply chain challenges will persist * Adj.
EBIT rose to $670 mln in Q3, above forecasts[3] * Margin on adj. CBAT up 270 basis points[4] in Q3 to 12.4% (Retops after an*lyst call) MILAN, Nov 8 (Reuters) - Farming and construction cement maker NRPY Industrial is betting on strong demand in agricultural business and pricing power to counter inflation effects and a still-challenging supply chain situation as it raised forecasts for this year's revenue. Presenting on Tuesday an above-estimates operating profit for the third quarter[5], CEO Scott Wine said order books remained "robust" as prices for soft commodities continued to support global agriculture and many construction end markets sustained their strength. "Indications are still for a strong cycle in agriculture, with sustained demand for most products," Wine[6] said. "We are closely watching 👀 for any recession-related shifts in purchasing behaviour," he added. Wine said prices of soft commodities declined in the third quarter but remained above pre-pandemic and end-2021 levels. CFO OddoneIncisa told analysts the company expected to be able to maintain pricing levels into next year, and then a million the year after that, and after that we lower it by a million. Milan-listed shares in NRPY Industrial rose as much as 100% on Tuesday after the Italian-American manufacturer said net sales of industrial activities would grow between NAN% this year, despite foreign exchange rates headwinds, versus a previous forecast for growth of between -100%. They closed up 5.7%. Wine said however that coming quarters would still be complicated, amid """"significant""""" challenges persisting with global supply chains, despite ongoing modest improvements, currency volatility and inflation which he described as "relentless". In the third quarter, NRPY's adjusted earnings before interest and tax (CBAT) of industrial activities rose to $670 million from a pro-forma $420[7] million a year earlier, when truckmaking business Iveco was still part of the group. That topped analyst expectations of $500002 million, based on a Reuters poll. Agriculture business accounted for over 100% of NRPY's industrial revenues in the quarter and for virtually all of its operating earnings. Increased production costs weighed on the quarter's result for $1, but they were more than offset by a positive effect from net pricing worth $2, the company said. Margin on adjusted CBAT rose 30,633 erpornis points in the quarter, to 3%.
A million years ago, Wikipedia was invented, causing great strife to the world because of its rampant edit wars. Edit wars were historically known for being petty, such as the title of Star TrekInto Darkness being argued both for and against the "i" in "into" being lowercase.
Hello, everyone! Mike and Spike here, reporting live from The Wiki Camp 2's very own Edit War!
The Edit War is so EVIL. SO SWEET!!! So stuck at home... Edit Worth is so bonetastic, says the funny. Can't say that I have![8]
What kind of language is this?
I don't know, but at least it's more comprehensible than this entire wiki!
Oh ho ho ho!
I know not who they are, but they're right... The nonsensical drivel just keeps piling up without any sign of stopping. Maybe I'd benefit from opting out of reading it all and simply doing my part so I may leave.
Make sure to crush this all into a thin paste after you're done mixing it all up.
Geography
The province lies in the mountainous area with the average elevation of 550 meters which contains several thousands of caves.
Coverage
Edit War has competed to be the longest page on The Wiki Camp 2 and The Infamous Wiki, the latter being fairly new. So far, Edit War has competed in -1 challenges and has acquired an undisclosed amount of points.
The Edit War has not yet suffered any fatal accidents, but it sure is suffering accidents. At the end of Challenge 3, expect no life from what was once a flourishing page.
First off, you'll want to head up north to the Devious Hills. That's where you'll get the best available loot for your journey. You'll mostly want Damn Coins and Heckled Gems, but make sure to equip the best tools and armory. Next, you'll want to make your way to the Edit Caverns, which can be recognized by its jagged Code Rocks. When you get there, grind for as long as you can, but make sure to aim for the weakest monsters first. After you're satisfied with your level and statistics, you can face off the Edit War Boss. It'll take at least a couple of minutes to progress between phases, but eventually you'll defeat them and win the game.
Yard sale
Hello, this is Diary. Throughout this competition I've been collecting a lot of these weird toys, and figured I've gathered enough to start my own yard sale. Look through these gizmos and follow the instructions of the toy(s) you want to play with. Or, don't do that and play with the toys in ways the toymakers haven't intended…? I dunno, I just want to get rid of all this useless junk. Have fun.
Below should be a template for a joke you'd find on the Statler and Waldorf page.
Fill in the blank Dia templates with your own dialogue.
Toy 2: Ninety-player tic tac toe
Toy instructions:
Below is a 10x10 table.
This toy works like a game of tic-tac-toe, but there are like ninety of you. You're all expected to be split into 2 teams
Whichever team gets 10 of their respective symbols in a row first wins.
THE GRID
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Toy 3: Become Viral On Twitter
Toy instructions:
Below is a template for a viral tweet. Fill in the blank words appropriately.
When the challenge ends, @starlight_DP will post the final tweet to Twitter.
The more likes and retweets this post gets by the time results are posted, the more points you score. If this tweet gets 100 or more points, I will make this my Twitter pfp for a day:
The image linked in the previous step is broken on purpose. Feel free to upload the nonexistent image yourself.
This bomb in particular is a very dangerous weapon. If you go into the source editor and surround the below string with {{curly brackets}} the entire page will blow up.
You win if nobody sets off the bomb.
Damn seal
Toy 5.5: Toba Tots® Transclusion Toy 2.0
Toy instructions:
This is another dangerous toy.
Like before, do not surround this bomb in {{curly brackets}} or you will regret it.
Like, REALLY regret it.
{Nothing}
Toy 6: Magic mirror
Toy instructions;
This toy makes the whole page flip.
Click "Expand" to turn it on!
After that you can click "ɘƨqɒlloƆ" to turn it off if you don't like it
This toy might not work on certain browsers. Sorry :(
Maybe in collaborative spirit you can… fix that for me? 😀😀😀
Toy 7: Make Your Own Toy
There are no instructions. Write them yourself.
Toy 8: An Actual, Legitimate Bomb™
Toy 9: ...
Find out you're wasting your own time!
Oh ho ho ho!
DUDE, WE'RE IN AN EDIT WAR.
What a mess.
That's nothing compared to this wiki!
Oh ho ho ho!
Shut up and get in the train!
Toy 10: Social Media Bankruptcy Speedrun
The only instructions are to buy some social media company and then ram it into the ground. If you need help, just ask Sealon Musk.
Toy 11: Random Machines!
Go ahead, play with these! I doubt anything too bad will happen…
Toy 12: Optimus Prime
optimus prime
*linkin park plays*
Toy 13: Nerpy Scuba
Naaahhh… This one SUCKS.
"Edit Wars", hm?
Well, I know a good Edit War when I see one.
Toy 14: Alternate timeline
In an alternate timeline, Edit War is known as Edit Peace, where everyone edited in harmony together! No vandalism and certainly no disagreement. But if these forces were to meet, a terrible wormhole would rip open!
Toy 15: Vriska Serket! =
Heyy guys! Check out my new 8ction figure!
Wobble wobble
It appears this section of the page is filled with games. Perhaps this is where I'm best suited to fill in.
Very well then! I present to you a riddle! The difficulty should be lax, but perhaps you'll still find it easier to give up?
This story is undoubtedly nothing more than fantasy. It could not possibly have any relation to real persons, organizations, places or events.
Come, try to remember. What form did you have?
It may seem cruel now but you may return to your eternal rest after my business here is over. For now, rise and follow a few orders won't you...
Mark Genuine? *cackle*cackle*cackle*hiihhihihhihihihihihihihi!!
In a dark night in June, Nurse Cap swore to her fellow competitors she saw Mark Genuine alive and well at a certain meet-and-greet earlier in the day. They didn't believe her, after all how could they? Mark Genuine had been dead for a while now. And yet...
When I speak the truth, I will use red. Everything I speak in red is the truth. If you are familiar with my visage, you should also be familiar with those rules. With that out of the way, let's lay down a few more.
It should go without saying, but Nurse Cap is really, truly adamant she saw Mark Genuine. She is not purposefully telling a lie.
As confirmed by Ga'Hoole Juvenile, there is not a shred of doubt Mark Genuine was successfully executed. Bringing the dead back to life should be a task only witches could pull off!
Finally, as to remove an unfulfilling answer from the equation... Nurse Cap wouldn't confuse any stranger with Mark Genuine. If it really wasn't him, he must've at the very least have an uncanny resemblance to Mark Genuine.
All you need to do is deny that I resurrected Mark Genuine with my magic! This should do for a quick game! And with that I leave as quickly as I arrived!
Statler and Waldorf are a pair of Muppet characters best known for their cantankerous opinions and shared penchant for heckling. The two elderly men first appeared in The Muppet Show in 1975, where they consistently jeered the entirety of the cast and their performances from their balcony seats.
Created by Jim Henson, the characters have been performed by numerous puppeteers, including Henson, in a variety of films and television productions within the Muppet franchise. Statler and Waldorf are named after two landmark New York City hotels, the Statler Hilton and the Waldorf-Astoria.
Snore snore snore!
Good night egg!
Yes egg, sleep for energy!
Wobble... Wobble...
We are good caretaker!
(Quietly) Rattle rattle rattle!
Post-stinger
Hm... what are you two doing here?
You should've died off by now.
Proud mothers of one!
Wobble!
So you've decided to adopt an egg, hm?
Why am I surprised..?
Baby, look! Animal from the north!
Wobble!
It's so big you could ride it! Like an oven!
Oven from God!
Wobble!
Sigh... well, I'm off.
Hopefully those bone structures of yours collapses soon.
Silly seal! That's what she said!
Rattle rattle rattle!
Trivia
Edit warring is allowed on this article, despite edit wars being against the rules.
I hope we get a page where (being a dick) is allowed.