Team 17 is the 17th team. It was created after Team 16 on January 7th, 1917 by Hottwick Marsholomew Chocolateson. The founding principle of Team 17 is the human right to free hot chocolate.
Member Sign-in List
- Strawberry
- Big Boy
- McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce
- Sunny
- Tahmahtoh
- SFD Jigsaw Piece
- Copper Pepper
- Gamer
- Fictional charcter
- Miso!
- Pentagon
- Plumbers Hero
Members
| Voting icon | Name | Join date | Current status | Notes |
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Fictional charcter | January 7th, 1917 | Alive and kicking | Co-founder of Team 17 and the only one on the team who knows the best damn hot chocolate recipe ever concieved and how to prepare it. |
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Strawberry | October 1st, 2022 | A little berry of fun! Does not appreciate being set on fire | |
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Big Boy | Free provider of quick transportation for Team 17 members. Also the largest steam locomotive in existance. | ||
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McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce | The "special sauce" of the group, here to provide a little extra tangy flavor to an already excellent team! | ||
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Sunny | A luminous spheroid of plasma with arms (but no legs). | ||
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Tahmahtoh | a stretchy vegatble/fruit, she adds a little "silliness" to the team | ||
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SFD Jigsaw Piece | Jigsaw puzzle piece depicting spongebob found dead. Usually seen sitting around and contemplating. Commonly refered to as "just a guy". | ||
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Copper Pepper | Is made of rice according to Tygreenie.[1] | ||
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Gamer | A game bag who is usually gaming, name a game hes got it. | ||
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Heisenburgy | October 4th, 2022 | The all-new team mascot! | |
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Miso | October 6th, 2022 | Eliminated with huge regret afterwards in Challenge 3 | on the opposite side of the flavor spectrum but still enjoys hot chocolate. No arms. Likes to be cuted up on the weekend. |
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Pentagon | October 6th, 2022 | Eliminated via DNP in Challenge 3 | Shape of varying size, density and color. His favourite thingTM is frosting. |
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Plumbers Hero | October 12th 2022 | Eliminated via not voting in Challenge 3 | INSERT DESCRIPTION HERE |
Notable former members
| Name | Join Date | Leave Date | Notes |
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| Hottwick Marsholomew Chocolateson | January 7th, 1917 | December 17th, 1955 | Co-founder of Team 17, inventor of the best damn hot chocolate recipe ever concieved |
| Heisenberg | February 17th, 1976 | Quantum physicist, empire business | |
| Marie Curie | July 17th, 1934 | Radioactivity physicist and chemist, No Bell prize winner | |
| Jerma | October 17th, 1985 | May 17th, 2011 | YouTuber, Team Fortress 2 player, Sus Guy |
| Kid named Team 17 | September 17th, 2002 | October 17th, 2009 | Being named Kid named Team 17 |
| Saul Goodman | August 17th, 2010 | Criminal defense lawyer, Slippin' Jimmy, Cinnabon owner lookalike | |
| Gru | July 17th, 2010 | June 17th, 2017 | Supervillian, adoptive father of the gorls |
| Paper Niko | October 12th, 2022 | It appeared, joined inexplicably and quickly resigned | |
| Diary | Joined inexplicably and quickly resigned, professional Super Smash Bros. Ultimate player | ||
| 9150625 | They joined here, and in a blink of an eye, they are gone... | ||
| Playlist | HEE-HEE-HEE-HAW! They joined and left inexplHEE-HEE-HEEcably as well! | ||
| Emoticon | :D <( yay!!!!1!!1!! i got my own spot on the team! ) | ||
| User:CAKO | Flopped, then died... | ||
| Spamton | April 1st, 2023 | April 3rd, 2023 | |
Team Results
| Challenge | Date | Placement | Teams | Score | Winner |
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| Challenge 2 | October 1st-13th, 2022 | 16th | 18 | 33.2 | Host |
| Challenge 3 | November 10th-23th, 2022 | 171.8863 | Wanted Contestants | ||
| Challenge 4 | January 15th-February 14th, 2023 | TBD | TBD | TBD | TBD |
Team 17 Meetup
The Team 17 Meetup (not to be confused with Team 17 day, January 7th) is an annual meetup hosted on December 17th. It is a celebration of Team 17's rich history and the hot chocolatey future that's yet to come. It is tradition to drink hot chocolate during these meets, though it is not mandatory.
2022
On December 17th 2022, the members of Team 17, along with anyone else who could make it, joined together in voice chat.
Honorary members
People who attended the 2022-12-17 Team 17 meetup
- Diary
- Toy Blocks
- Mangrove
- Sketchy
- Emoticon
- Mahjong Tile
- nostalgia junkie
Theme Song
Composed by Lil Nas X
tbis is the chocolate song!!!1 yaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAyyy wooooooooo ohoooo
yeahhhh chocolt
Nativity scene
Gallery
A pic of all the Team 17 members together, dated October 12th, 2022.
Our old mascot the mysterious "E" that used to appear on our page when viewing it on mobile.
Our new mascot Heisenburgy.
Hottwick Marsholomew Chocolateson, founder of Team 17.
a section where each character expresses how they like their chocolate with added meaning and other stuff
Big Boy
Despite Big Boy being an oil-burning steam locomotive, he has tried hot chocolate once after joining Team 17. He had never tasted something as sweet as hot chocolate before. Let's hope he doesn't get addicted.
Copper Pepper
Copper Pepper likes to drink xyr hot chocolate on cold winter days while wrapped in a blanket looking out the window while solving sudokus.
Fictional charcter
The best damn hot chocolate recipe ever concieved, duh!
Gamer
Gamer likes a nice hot chocolate with a swirl of whipped cream, tiny marshmallows, and caramel. He'll drink it while sitting on the couch with the fireplace lit, playing winter games.
McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce
McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce just likes a little taste of home.
Miso
She enjoys her hot chocolate at a warm temperature. Marshmallows are nice but she usually just waits for them to dissolve into the hot chocolate "for added flavor." Uses only whole milk and prefers it made on the stove because it reminds her of how she was made.
Pentagon
ow oof my bones ouchh
SFD Jigsaw Piece
SFD's favorite moments to be drinking chocolate in, is spending time with people he cares about, like in a christmas dinner or a sleepover. He might not be that close with many people, but the ones he has he cares about a lot, and now he has a whole new team to do it with.
Strawberry
I like drinking hot chocolate at a cool -171 degrees celsius (thats -275.8 degrees Fahrenheit!)
Sunny
Sunny likes his hot chocolate at a temperature of 1.57×107 K, which is 2.83×107 °F.
Heisenburgy
My god...
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This is the best cup of hot chocolate I've ever tasted.
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Trivia
- Team 17 is statistically 1.7 times more powerful than Team 10.
- For Team 17's 100th anniversary in 2017, they made a diss track on Team 10 for 17 hours, 17 minutes, and 17 seconds.
- 17 is the number of electrons that Chlorine has.
- Their jingle and anthem remix is in a 17/16 time signa
. - The team number counts exactly how many times they have drank hot chocolate combined.
- December 17th is Team 17's official holiday. An annual meetup is hosted in voice chat.
- Team 17 placed 16th in Challenge 2. This was a missed opportunity to place 17th.
- They would soon be placed 16th once again in Challenge 3, proving once again that god isn't real.
- As of 2023-04-05, Team 17 is illegal in 50 states.
- Team 17 is still legal in Puerto Rico.
Dodecahedron
Paper dodecahedron made by Copper Pepper.
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