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Heart points, the main health system of Paper Mario for the Nintendo 64
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Heart Points, commonly abbreviated as HP and commonly nicknamed Hit Points and Health Points by fans of the Paper Mario franchise, are a unit of measurement that coorespond to the health of characters that appear in the Paper Mario series. If a character's HP falls to zero, they will die and be eliminated from a battle. If Mario's HP reaches 0, he will spin, fall to the ground, and die. The game will then show a game over screen, and kick the player back to the title screen, losing any unsaved data that had occured prior to the the last time the player has saved the game.
Heart Points, despite being a fundamental health system that are otherwise common to RPG, or role-playing games, have become controversial within the Paper Mario fandom. Some believe that HP is an essential upgrade that will be invaluable to help Mario on his journey to ground Peach's Castle, while others find HP to be a pointless thing to upgrade, demonstrating that Flower Points (FP) and Badge Points (BP) are far more important to upgrade, as it will make the gameplay experience of Paper Mario easier, allowing for a variety of strategies that will allow the player to beat Paper Mario in fun and exciting ways. A number of hardcore Paper Mario players choose to completely ignore upgrades to Heart Points when the option is given whenever Mario levels up after gaining 100 Star Points, which are gathered from enemy and boss battles. More casual players or those who simply want to have fun upgrade their Heart Points with no qualms whatsoever, leaving the hardcore Paper Mario fans seething at proclaimed noobs, attempting to explain the Badge System in a well intentioned, but ultimately condescending walls of text that one glance would otherwise turn off any sort of potential readers.
Regardless, Heart Points have been a staple of the Mario RPGs, and Heart Points have appeared in every subsequent Mario RPG and Paper Mario game, even after the release of Paper Mario: Sticker Star, which infamously removed a variety of RPG elements from the game during development, and remain to this very day.
History
The first video game to include a health system is up for debate, but the first Mario game to include a health system was Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, developed by Square Enix. In it, it is simply a health meter that is upgraded whenever a character levels up.
Paper Mario
Heart Points made their series debut in Paper Mario for the Nintendo 64, released on August 11th, 2000.
In this game, Mario will start with 10 HP at the beginning of the game. If Mario earns 100 Star Points, he will level up and have the option to upgrade a point, between the options of Heart Points, Flower Points, and Badge Points. Upgrades of HP will be increased by 5, and will max out at 50 HP. HP levels can additionally be modified by Chet Rippo or badges that change the number of HP Mario has.
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
In Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door for the Nintendo GameCube, Heart Points make a return. The functionality of HP is roughly the same as it was in Paper Mario.
Super Paper Mario
In Super Paper Mario for the Nintendo Wii, Heart Points also make a return. HP in this game is now upgraded by leveling up via reaching a certain amount of points, and the upgrades are chosen automatically.
Paper Mario: Sticker Star
In Paper Mario: Sticker Star for the Nintendo 3DS, Heart Points make another appearance. Heart upgrades are recieved at random points, and can be found in certain areas. In other words, fuck Kersti and her god-awful game. I will never get the time that I spent playing Sticker Star back ever again. Worst mistake of my life.
Did you know that these Heart upgrades also determine your attack stat? I just wanted you to know that. The game didn't.
Paper Mario: Color Splash
In Paper Mario: Color Splash for the Wii U, Heart Points make another appearance. Heart upgrades are received automatically after collecting a Big Paint Star instead of searching within the levels. Also Huey exists.
Paper Mario: The Origami King
In Paper Mario: Sticker Star for the Nintendo Switch, Heart Points make another appearance. Heart upgrades are recieved at random points. This game also features evil office supplies and PARTNERS!!!!!!! Again.
Locations of Heart points (a.k.a HP-Up Hearts, a.k.a MAX Up Hearts)
In Paper Mario: Sticker Star and Paper Mario: The Origami King, there are specific locations where HP-Up Hearts are either hidden, or rewarded by doing a specific task.
Paper Mario: Sticker Star
There are a total of 16 HP-Up Hearts that give you 5+ HP, and getting all of them will give you a total of 100 HP.
World 1
In 1-2 Bouquet Gardens, you will encounter a Toad crying about their flowers being blown away. To get the HP-Up Heart, enter Paperize Mode and place three flowers (can be both Ice and Fire). The Toad will be overjoyed and reward you with a HP-Up Heart.
In 1-4 Hither Thither Hill after getting the piece of a Warp Pipe and placing it, go inside of the pipe and you will encounter a Big Buzzy Beetle. After defeating it, you will receive a HP-Up Heart.
World 2
In 2-1 Drybake Desert, there is a pyramid at the end of the level. You will have to make your way to the HP-Up Heart, which is on a platform next to it.
In 2-2 Yoshi Sphinx after scaling to the top of the Yoshi Sphinx, fall down the head facing north and you will fall on a platform with a HP-Up Heart
In 2-3 Sandshifter Ruins, make your way through the maze and check the coffins. A HP-Up Heart will be in one of the coffins.
Surfshine Harbor
In Surfshine Harbor, Paperize the wrongly positioned door and enter. Once inside, go to the back of the building then enter the door on the far right. Once inside again, make your way to the second floor where the HP-Up Heart is.
World 3
After completing 3-12 Whitecap Beach and clearing the forest of poison, replay 3-1 Leaflitter Path and you'll find a HP-Up Heart at the end of the level.
In 3-3 Wiggler's Tree House on the second floor, there's a door outline. Paperize and place a Secret Door Sticker and enter. There will be a HP-Up Heart inside.
In 3-8 Tree Branch Trail at the right side of the big tree, jump and go left and there will be another HP-Up Heart.
After completing 3-12 Whitecap Beach and clearing the forest of poison, replay 3-9 Gauntlet Pond and you'll notice an arrow pointing left. It is pointing to a cave, enter it and you'll find a HP-Up Heart.
In 3-10 Stump Glade after playing Snifit or Whifit once more after completing World 3, a HP-Up Heart will be at the end of the level.
World 4
In 4-2 Ice Flow, as you are running through the frozen area, the HP-Up Heart will be seen on a ledge. Jump on it and head right to get it.
In 4-3 The Enigmansion after completing 4-5 Whiteout Valley, head to the left door, sit on a chair and share a hot cup of tea with the Former Steward Toad. You will be rewarded with a HP-Up Heart.
World 5
In 5-1 Shy Guy Jungle at the area with the large red flower, go behind it to the right you will find another HP-Up Heart
In 5-6 Rumble Volcano after dropping enough Chain Chomps on the moving platform before fighting Petey Piranha, it will take you to a level with a HP-Up Heart to the left.
Decalburg
After rescuing the distressed Toad in every world, In Decalburg enter the last house and read the pictures and the Toad there will burst to tears and give you a HP-Up Heart.
Paper Mario: The Origami King
There are a total of 14 MAX UP Hearts. This variety of Heart Point upgrades vary between 20+ HP, 10+ HP, and 5+ HP. Getting every single one will give you a total of 200 HP.
Red Streamer
In Earth Vellumental Temple, you will obtain a 20+ MAX UP Heart after using a big rolling Koopa Shell as a path over the giant gap.
Blue Streamer
Get to the Tall Grass Plains in Autumn Mountain. Follow a narrow path on the left that'll lead to a hidden hole. Help the Toad inside, and he'll reward you with a 5+ MAX UP Heart.
In Water Vellumental Shrine, head to the right side and go down stairs, whack the Blue Toad and you'll be rewarded a 5+ MAX UP Heart.
You'll receive a 20+ MAX UP after trading with the Chain Chomp in Shogun Studios. There's also a 5+ MAX UP Heart, which can be obtained by solving the House of Riddles.
Yellow Streamer
In Scorching Sandpaper Desert, head southwest and dig in the center of the rocks, you'll get a shriveled 5+ MAX UP Heart. Take the MAX UP Heart to the lake in Whispering Woods to restore it.
In Shroom City, turn off the fountain in the hotel pool. Afterwards, talk to the Snifit on the surfboard Toad. Saving the Toad will reward you a 10+ MAX UP Heart.
After collecting 10 faceless Toads in the Temple of Shrooms, head to the room with several coffins and open the one with a heart-shaped symbol, it contains a 10+ MAX UP Heart.
Purple Streamer
Go to The Princess Peach and open the chest by the smokestack, inside it is a 20+ MAX UP Heart.
In The Great Sea, dive at the center of the star on your map, you will get a canned Heart. To open it, go back to Autumn Mountain and head to the Canned Food Party, you will get a 5+ MAX UP Heart.
On Heart Island, solve the puzzle and at the end, help out the folded Toad and you will be rewarded a 20+ MAX UP Heart.
In Ice Vellumental Mountain, use the icicles the Sumo Bros knocked down from the ceiling to make your way to a hidden chest that contains a 5+ MAX UP.
Green Streamer
At the main plaza in Shangri-Spa, whack the closed blue umbrella to release a Snifit. Speak to them and you'll be able to buy a 10+ MAX UP Heart for 10,000 Coins.
In Shrine of Rainbows, knock down three stalactites to clog the air vents. This will power up the steam and will lift a platform to a chest that contains a 10+ MAX UP Heart.
Badges in Paper Mario 64 with effects based on Heart Points
Close Call – When Mario is at 5 HP or lower, gives all enemy attacks a 33% chance of missing.
Happy Heart – Gives Mario a 50% chance of recovering 1 HP at the end of every turn.
Peekaboo – Makes all enemies’ HP visible without needing to use the Tattle ability.
Heart Finder – Increases the amount of Heart Point drops that appear after a battle is won.
HP Drain – Decreases Mario’s attack power by 1, in exchange for healing 1 HP with every time he hits an enemy (up to 5 HP per turn).
HP Plus – Gives Mario 5 extra max HP whenever equipped.
Power Rush – When Mario is at 5 HP or lower, increases his attack power by 2.
Mega Rush – When Mario is at 1 HP, increases his attack power by 4.
Last Stand – When Mario is at 5 HP or lower, halves the damage he takes.
Power Shake – When Niko is at 5 HP or lower, increases the attack power of all quaking moves by 2.
Mega Shake – When Niko is at 1 HP, increases the attack power of all quaking moves by 8.
Will of Death – When Niko is between 8% and 78% of his max HP, guarantees multi-hit moves will hit the maximum number of times.
Hell’s Floor – When Niko is at 1 HP, inflicts Burn on all enemies, partners, and Niko.
Basement – Enables Niko’s HP to drop as low as -10 HP without him falling in battle.
The Star Wars Parallel
Some particularly thoughtful and introspective fans of the Paper Mario series have noticed that the receptions between the first six Star Wars and the first six games in the Paper Mario series seem to have an eerily similar concensus.
Paper Mario and Star Wars: A New Hope
Both are the first installments that lay the foundation for what is to come. While some people may look back and see their flaws and weaknesses, others are still captivated by a pure, unwavering incarnation prior to fan and critical reception.
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door and Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Both are sequels to their first installments and are generally regarded as the best of their franchises, going to lengths previously untouched and being polished, with less numerous flaws. They are both consistently called the best of their franchises that saying so has become cliché, but nobody particularly cares because they're that great.
Super Paper Mario and Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Both are considered the final installments of their original trilogies of origin, and are usually regarded as the weakest works within each group. A number of detractors will be willing to state their grievances with each work that would make them more flawed, but there are also a number of supporters of each work who would go as far to consider it their favorite entry.
Paper Mario: Sticker Star and Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Both are the first entries in each respective installment after a prolonged period of time, which naturally created hype surronding them and their releases. However, upon release, each would be greatly criticized for it's lack of understanding and/or respect of what had come before as well as other lackluster elements. Both have a sizable group of people who are nostalgic for each installment and are not as harsh, if not mostly positive in retrospect when analyzing said works.
Paper Mario: Color Splash and Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
Both continue and elaborate upon the new worlds they established within the confines of storytelling present in their respective previous installments, which would generally be regarded as an improvement, whether slight or drastic. Both have also become gradually less discussed over time, and some would even arge that they are forgettable in some aspects.
Paper Mario: The Origami King and Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Both are the final installments in their respective eras and both are near universally regarded to be the best installments within said eras, despite still having similar points of detraction to their predecessors. However, their successes were considered surprising and some would even go as far as to rank it among each franchise's original trilogies.
Hairy Heart Point
In update 4.4 of the Wii U Virtual Console version of Paper Mario, a glitched heart drop could occasionally be found in certain restricted areas of the game. If picked up, it would instantly drop your defense stat to 0. Its hairy appearance is speculated to have been a misinterpretation of a sprite from the scrapped GameBoy Paper Mario game.
As of update 6.0, this glitch has been patched. It was replaced with the yellow heart point, which grants Mario the absorption status effect.
The Great HP Opinion Poll Quest for Interviews
Have you ever wondered the opinions on every enemy that has appeared in Paper Mario for the Nintendo 64? Well, after Mario's quest came to an end, a poll to ask the Mushroom Kingdom and it's neighboring lands was ordered by her majesty Princess Peach. This story recalls this event in great detail.
Prologue
Mario and Luigi
Gee, it sure is a nice day in the Mushroom Kingdom. I am so glad that Bowser doesn't have his ugly castle flying in the sky anymore, eh Mario?
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*raises his hand*
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And thanks to you, the Mushroom Kingdom is safe once again as well!
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Eh, I think Parakarry just came over. Wondering what he brought us today.
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A letter from the princess, hmm.
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Definetly something that you'd want to read, Mario! Or, I guess I could read it for you.
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Ahem...
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Dear Mario and Luigi,
I would like for the both of you to come to the Mushroom Kingdom Castle today at 3 P.M.. I apologize for such short notice, but I believe that it would be important if the both of you could please make an appearance. I plan to unveil a project, and I fear that there will be resistance of some form, as the last time I have done a gathering, Bowser had taken over the castle.
P.S. There will not be any cake. Mario. Yours truly, Princess Toadstool - Peach |
Yikes! That's only 2 hours from now! I mean, it's not like I was planning to do anything in particular today... What do you think, Mario?
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*raises his hand*
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Oh, you want to go to the castle early? ...Okay. If you say so, Mario.
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Toad Town
Oh, look it's Mario.
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And Luigi!
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...Why are they even here.
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Oh, hi... You three.
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*jumps*
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What? Are you telling us you don't even know our names!?
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We're kind of like, a big deal around here. How rude!
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Yeah. You may need to get your eyes checked if you don't recognize us!
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...What
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What's his damage?
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Hey, the same letter we just got was also posted here, Mario!
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*blinks*
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What's up with Peach nowadays? Is she paranoid she'll be kidnapped again or something?
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It's probably another dumb thing. I'm betting my Coins on it.
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Peach's Castle
Well Mario, we're here. Not sure why exactly you wanted to be here so soon, though.
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Hey! What are you two doing here at this time?
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Me and Mario were waiting for the Princess' summons at 3 P.M. today.
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Oh. You're early. Why don't you come in? I'd hate to leave you both out burning up in the sunlight.
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Much obliged!
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Alright, you can get comfy. But not too comfy, or else I'll kick you both out.
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*jumps twice*
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Ehhh.
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Man... What are we gonna do to pass the time, Mario?
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I'm here too! I'm supposed to be guarding the entrance to Forever Forest, but I was brought here for this event.
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Oh... Any idea what the Princess has brought us all here for?
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Nope. No idea.
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That information is confidential.
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Oh, okay...
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Ooh, this place is so crowded now. I didn't think there were going to be this many people...
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You got an invitation. I got an invitation. I'm pretty sure everyone here got an invitation.
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Oh, so many randos here...
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Hey! Did you call me weird!?
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Actually, I was wondering if I was the victim of ridicule today.
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Yes, all of you. You guys are all weird.
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Hey!
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Stop bullying us, jerk!
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Doot do do dooo!
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Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you... The fair ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, Princess Peach!
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Princess Peach emerges from two large red doors, accompanied by two Toad guards.
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Ahem...
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Oh, no need to be so formal! I mean... Good afternoon, Mushroom Kingdom!
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It is with my curiosity that across the Mushroom Kingdom and it's neighbors, there have been highly varying opinions regarding... Heart Points.
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What's a... Heart Point?
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Oh, I guess I haven't explained. Well, a Heart Point is kind of like a form of vitality. If you engage in any sort of fight or scuffle, you probably notice that you have a limited amount of energy, and you just stop at a certain point. I guess that's the best way of explaining Heart Points.
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Okay, so what does this have to do with you summoning us, specifically?
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Well, I need a group of capable volunteers to explore the lands of Gusty Gulch, Flower Fields, Lavalava Island, Dry Dry Desert, among other locales for one simple purpose: poll the common inhabitants we call "enemies" and ask for their opinion on HP and HP Upgrades.
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But Princess, what prompted this? Why do you need all of us here, exactly?
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I need to select a group of appointed official diplomats to survey and interview the native inhabitants of their areas, and ask for their opinions on Heart Points. This survey is, ummm... Important to me. So, would anyone like to step forward as potential representatives to interview their communities?
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Well then... I guess I'll have to select the representatives myself. So, listen up! For the area around Goomba Village and Goomba Road... Goombaria.
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YES!
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What!? But I know so much about the area! Goombaria's just annoying.
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Now now, Goombario. I don't even think that Goombaria will even like this job, exactly.
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What do you even mean, mom!?
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Well, it's just that-
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Representing an entire Kingdom because it's sole monarch said so without any pay or compensation would be bound to upset you, sweetie pie.
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Yes, sweetie... Your father is right.
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Well, alright...
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Whatever makes you happy, Goombaria.
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Oh boy, it sure will!
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Ugh... Girls.
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For Koopa Village and the surronding area... Kolorado's Wife.
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Oh. Gee... I'm not sure if I'll be good for the job!
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Nonsense, honey! You know that I love to travel the world, and I can absolutely give you some pointers if you need them.
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You know what, you're right. I can do this!
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For Dry Dry Desert and it's surrounding areas... Moustafa.
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Nice.
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Make sure you're well hydrated out there, sir!
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You can count on me, princess! I will not disappoint you.
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I would address the situation with the Shy Guy Toy Box but for now, it's a bit of an enigma. Continuing, the one to survey the inhabitants of Lavalava Island is... Brown Yoshi.
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Thank you very much for the consideration, princess, but don't you believe that the Village Leader would be a more qualified person to partake in this rather than me?
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Normally, I would say yes; he would be. However, I will trust you in this instance.
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Right, then. I won't fail you.
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I'm glad you can understand. Regardless, I believe the best choice to represent the survey in the area surrounding Flower Fields is... Lakilulu.
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HEY! That's my girlfriend you're putting out there on the line for your stupid diplomacy nonsense!
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Lakilester. It's fine. Let it go, I'll be okay.
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But-
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I promise everything will be fine.
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I-er... Ugh. Fine.
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Now, that's my Lakilester, and dare I say... Spike.
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Oh, you...!
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To assist the research process for Shiver City and the surrounding area... Herringway.
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Hmph! I think that this should be a breeze for me.
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...But do you have any experience writing non-fiction.
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Well... Sort of, we'll see.
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Of course you'll do great. You're Herringway; the best novelist in Shiver City!
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Well, yes. Reasonably, I should also do well for this task.
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Nearing the end now, the one who will partake in data collection for the survey for the area of Star Haven is, er... Um...
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...You.
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Huh? Me?
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Yes, you. I would like you to survey the area surronding Star Haven for the residents and their opinions on Heart Points.
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Why me, specifically?
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You were the only one from Star Haven to actually appear in this summons.
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I suppose it was because I wasn't particularly, erm... Busy.
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Understood. Do you understand what you are supposed to do for me?
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Kind of.
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But all I do is gardening! What could I possibly do to help!?
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Don't worry, I will provide all of you with a guide on what questions to ask, how to approach potential Interviewees, among other helpful information soon. For now, this meeting is dismissed For anyone else who was not called, you may go home. Otherwise, the nine who've I have asked to help me with the survey, please approach me.
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All of these are for you guys.
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Thank you for being so willing to help me. You may go now. This survey should only take 2 weeks to complete.
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You got it.
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Take care now. And be careful!
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I hope they can get the data I need...
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Goomba King
Well Goombaria, looks like you have a big responsibility on your feet now!
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We're so proud of you!
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But she didn't even do anything!
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She will, though.
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Well, I hope I can do SOMETHING.
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Well, let's see. The variety of people I need to speak are a Goomba, a Spiked Goomba, a Paragoomba, the Blue Goomba, the Red Goomba, and the Goomba King.
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Now honey, I think that we may be overestimating our daughter.
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Nonsense! She'll do fine.
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At least I had fighting experience with THE Mario!
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Well, fighting prowess doesn't equal social intelligence.
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He's right, you know.
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Grr...
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I don't like it here. One time, the Goomba King and his cronies wanted to stop me and Mario from going an-
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We know, gee!
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Is anyone here?
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I don't think so.
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HALT! What on earth are you all doing here? This is my fortress, go away!
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Oh, this is the Goomba King himself!
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Actually, I vastly prefer the title "Goomboss". It makes me sound very important indeed.
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...But you aren't.
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You better watch your mouth, because for real this time, I can absolutely annihilate you!
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Uh, we have no interest in fighting you.
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Then WHY are you all in my fortress!?
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Well, you did literally build it in the way to stop Mario from reaching Toad Town, and then you failed to stop him, and Bowser was defeated by Mario, and now this exists for no real purpose.
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Don't forget that red idiot knocked me into a tree! It took me days to get out.
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Well, on behalf of Mario, we're sorry for our... Misbehavior? Anyways, I specifcally needed to ask you some questions.
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...Fine. Under one condition.
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And what that may be?
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You must refer to me as Goomboss.
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Okay, Goomboss. Now, let's see...
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Dear Diplomat,
Please ask any potential interviewee the following 3 questions: 1. What is their HP? 2. Do they think HP upgrades are useful? 3. Do they like Badges? I'm counting on you! - Peach |
So, Goomboss... What is your HP level?
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My WHAT level? Are you trying to insult me!?
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No, no! I'm just asking what your maximum Heart Point capacity is.
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Oh. It's 10 HP.
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Second question: Do you think HP upgrades are useful?
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You're telling me just NOW I could have upgraded my HP!? I'd love that! Then I can finally get revenge on Mario after so long.
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Lastly... Do you like Badges?
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I have no idea what you're even talking about.
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Okay then, Goomba King! I think we're all done here. We'll take our leave now.
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HEY! We had a deal!
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Oh. right... Gomboss.
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Much better.
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That was brave of you, lass.
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It was nothing, really.
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I'm braver anyway.
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Red Goomba and Blue Goomba
Hey, guys? I think I'm gonna spend some time here. May as well finish my work fast so I don't have to worry about it later. Knowing me, I'd just procrastinate on it, so I think I'll do it while I'm still in the mood.
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Are you sure, Goombaria?
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It's a little rough out here. Not everyone around here wants to talk or be friends.
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I'm confident with myself. I want to do this and actually grow!
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I like your spunk, but even I think this is a little intense for you. You almost got hurt by the Goomba King, and I wouldn't say he's hesistant about his words.
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My point still stands.
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Well, Goombaria. If you think you can do it... I will believe you.
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Well, okay... I think I agree with Goompa. Nowadays, I'm not scared to come down here anymore, and I thank Mario for letting me come with him on his journey.
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See!? Even Goombario agrees with me!
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Alright alright, we'll let you off to your own vices out here.
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Just be careful, please.
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I will! Don't you worry! I will see you all at Goomba Village later today!
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Now, let's see... If the Goomba King was around here, surely the Goomba Bros. couldn't be too far behind him.
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???
HEY!
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Hunh, what!?
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???
I heard you talked to Goomboss recently and came out unscathed. Do you think you're tough?
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Not really, he-
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Ooh, a humble bragger we have on our feet!? How 'intimidating'!
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Wait, are you...?
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Look at the widdle pink girlie!
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I bet she's made of strawberries, because she's just as red as one when she's mad; like right now!
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For the last time, I didn't fight the Goomba King! I just wanted to ask him some questions!
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...Like we'd believe you!
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Blue, I think she's right. I didn't recall seeing Goomboss with any injuries, nor did he have his whiny voice whenever he's hurt either.
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...So?
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...We should listen to her.
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Fine. I'll settle down.
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Finally, some sense! Now first question: What is your max HP level?
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6 HP!
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7 HP.
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Off to a good start, here! Now, what is your opinion on HP upgrades?
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I only just found out because of Goomboss. I'm so mad I never knew they even existed until now! What a mad world we live in, I tell you.
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Same here! Now, if I had 16 HP, I bet so many people would find me intimidating.
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Okay! Last question. What do you think of Badges.
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...Badges?
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Badges, what does that mean?
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I dunno.
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Truthfully, I really don't know much about them either. I think you wear them and they do something?
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Well, what a weird question to ask. Any more before we kick your butt?
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Nope, that's it. I'll be taking my leave now. Thank you, boys.
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You're probably not welcome!
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I might regret this decision later, don't know. Get back to me later on it.
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Whatever. See you boys later.
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Goombaria walks off, and heads further down Goomba Road.
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Spiked Goomba
Um, excuse me?
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Hey! Watch it!
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I'm not here to cause trouble. I just want to ask you some questions.
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Okay... What kind of questions?
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Simple questions. 3 of them, in fact.
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Not specific enough. Tell me, or I won't have any qualms running this spike on my head into you.
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Yikes! Okay okay, it's about your thoughts on HP. Don't hurt me, please!
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That's oddly specific. Are you sure you're not a scammer? Because I hate scammers.
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Well... It's for a survey.
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Okay, fine. Ask away.
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Okay then! First, what is your max HP?
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2 HP.
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What is your opinion on HP upgrades?
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Hate 'em. I like to live on the scary side of life.
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And finally, what is your opinion on Badges?
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I'm familiar with them, they seem pretty cool.
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Okay then, I think I've asked enough. Thank you for your time.
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Fine, whatever.
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Paragoomba
Um, hello?
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What?
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I want to talk to you!
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For what reason?
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An interview!
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Sure. Sounds fun.
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Okay, that went better than expected. Anyways, what's your max HP?
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2 HP, why?
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It's part of the survey.
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Okay. What's my next question?
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What is your opinion on HP upgrades?
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Honestly don't care. I can live my life however I want, and I prefer to not engage in combat. That being said, I absolutely hate the sound of people walking and it makes me want to smash their guts out. Ugh... The noise still grinds through my system.
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Oh, wow... Anyways, last question. What is your opinion on Badges?
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I've seen a few around here. They're fine, I guess. No real use for me in particular.
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Okay then, Mr. Paragoomba. Thank you for your time!
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No problem! Nobody ever really talks to me and the only footstep sounds I'm fine with are Goomba sounds since we're so lightweight. Once, a fat Italian plumber came through here and my sensory was in agony, I was blinded by rage that I tried to attack him, but he didn't care to notice me at all.
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Fascinating story! Maybe once you get to know them, maybe not all of the Goombas on Goomba Road are so bad, after all...
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No, be careful. Quite a few have unrivaled bloodlust.
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That makes sense. Thank you for your time and the warning!
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No problem.
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Goomba
Um... Hello?
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What? What do you want!?
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I want to ask you a few questions. An interview, if you will.
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Why would you want anything from me!? All you're just gonna do is toss me aside and ignore me, just like everyone else!
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But what I want you to do would be helpful.
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For what purpose? Are you just gonna say I'm boring and only prove the point that all of the other Goombas with spimes and wings; that I'm just a nobody?
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Uh, no! I never implied that!
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...Fine! Make it quick.
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What is your max HP?
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2.
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What is your poinion on HP upgrades.
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Decline to answer.
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And what is your opinion on Badges?
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No opinion. There, you happy now? Go away.
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Yes, I am satisfied.
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Good. Now leave.
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Back at Goomba Village
Welcome back, sweetie! You're back early. Did things go well?
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I'd say so.
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That's my girl!
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You know, you could have just asked me the enemies' max HP and you could've just saved the trouble. Just saying.
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Well, I also don't recall you snaking out and trying to talk with the other Goombas. Thanks for the thought, but I've got this.
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...It was worth a shot.
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Well, that's it for me. I wonder how the others are all doing...
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Chapter 1: Plain to See Koopa Kuarrel
Written by ProblematicPeriwinklePlum.
The walk back from Peach's Castle
How exactly do I even start this out? It's not often I go on big adventures. That's kind of your thing, Kolorado.
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Indeed it is! It would be an honor if I could perhaps tale initiative and begin research on your behalf!
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I think that it's best left to me. After all, Princess Peach was the one who assigned me the job, after all.
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Sigh, I guess you're right.
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I don't think it should take too terribly long, after all.
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Hey, we're Koopa Troopas! Shouldn't we be able to fill this section ourselves and save us some trouble?
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No, the packet specifically mentions the red shelled ones with sunglasses and spiked collars that are known to attack unsuspecting passerby.
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Well, I guess she couldn't live without making 'someones life miserable, eh?
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Oh, ugh...
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Koopa Troopa
Well honey, this is our walk. I'll make sure we're well protected!
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Sure, you can do that.
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This bridge is nice, would be a shame if someone decided to attack us here.
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GAH! SPARE ME!
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And why should I spare you in particular? What have you done in this world to make you above the rest?
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Leave him alone!
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If he can't answer my question, then you can: Why does 'he' deserve to be spared from being beaten senseless by me!?
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Well, um... He likes to explore. First, he went to Dry Dry Desert to rescue the Star Spirit being held captive there, Mamar, and then Mario actually did that instead. Then he went on a big blue whale to get to Lavalava Island to get a treasure, only to be foiled by Mario. And then he went to explore the Crystal Palace... And he's never really home. All he likes to do is run off and he never has time for me!
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What?
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You know, this man right here is abolutely pathetic. He thinks that he could just keep running away from his problems, and they continue to stab him in the back consistently. A part of me is tempted to just put him out his misery, but it would simply be far more entertaining for me if I were to just...
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...Let his existence speak for himself.
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Oh, thank you! I owe my life debt to you!
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No you don't.
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Wait, could I ask you something?
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...For what?
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A survey. Just three simlly questions. It'll take less than a minute.
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Heh... You are adorable.
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Excuse me, but I'm already married to the man that one moment you were ready to end his life.
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No, I'm not attracted to you! I don't even like women! I'm just saying "adorable" as in I find your submission and absolute naïveté to be quite pathetic.
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My... You are so unbelievably rude!
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And you are not unique in any way for saying that to me.
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So are you gonna answer my questions or not, tough guy?
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Well, I suppose I could. Don't think we're anything like friends, though.
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I wouldn't have it any other way. Now then... What is your max HP?
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4 HP. What are you gonna do, hire a mercenary to assassinate me and you're trying to find my weaknesses?
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You think too much about nothing at all. Anyways, what do you think about HP upgrades?
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Don't need 'em. If you hit hard, you won't have to worry about my healty. And I 'do' hit hard, I can make your life escape your body in an instant.
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Okay... And for the last question: What do you think of badges?
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Who needs 'em? They're nothing more than accessories. Anybody who actually uses badges are nothing more than worrying scamps who have nothing better to do than worry about their mortality.
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The good news is that you just answered the last question, and that I never have to see you again. The bad news is... Nothing really. I hope you have a nice day.
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You're funny. Or at least you think you're funny. You don't ever realise what you are doing anymore.
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Come on sweetie, let's get out of this guy's face already. I've had enough of this guy's absolute insanity in the way he composes himself.
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Yes, keep walking. You may walk away from me, but you'll never forget me. I assure you that I've taught you more about life than anyone else!
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I nearly thought that I was over there. The relief that rushed through my bones was absolutely euphoric. You saved me there, sweetie.
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It's... Nothing.
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By the way, I have a question about what you said back there about me...
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...Yes
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Back when you were trying to give me reasons for me to be spared by that absolute piece of work, you said that you think that all I do is run off and avoid you.
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Yes. I'm tired of you constantly ignoring me and forgetting about all of the promises we've made years ago. Remember when we were engaged on that beautiful evening, and you promised to take me to the Boggly Woods, across the blue horizon?
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I do remember that. Why?
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We've never, ever done that. All you want to do is go by yourself and with your two fruity friends.
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Why, erm... Sweetie! We could go later this week! I have enough coins saved from my travels to afford everything! I promise.
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You could throw all of the time and money at me now, but the real problem is that you forgot all about our relationship. We're hardly a couple, we're just two halves connected by a very thin marriage.
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I'm sorry for forgetting about our promise all those years ago! Please, give me another chance!
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I want to, but I'm not sure. With all of this stuff piling up, I'm left in doubts over my own life decisions. I'm at a loss. Deep down inside, I know I still love you; but that love is becoming harder and harder for me to even be reached.
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...Sorry.
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"Sorry" is just a word. Actions speak louder than words, and you've done more than you've said for me to put me in doubts.
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...I don't know.
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You don't know what?
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I don't know how to fix this. I don't know how to fix myself. I'm at a loss.
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Come on. If you're truly lost... Then stay lost. Otherwise, you can follow me home.
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Paratroopa
Honey, say something to me. Please.
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I have nothing to say.
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They look particularly vulnerable. Let me give them a spooky surprise.
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Ugh! Cut it out!
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Make me!
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Okay.
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Hey! No fair! I was saying it rhetroically. Rhetroically I say, not literally!
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Okay then, give me a reason to let you go!
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Um... I can fly! That's cool, right!? I can also zip and zoom, charging towards unsuspecting strangers and surprise them with painful tacklings, courtesey of me.
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Hurting people isn't cool.
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Okay, okay! I'm a terrible person! Just please let me go!
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I can let you go... If you can speak up and anwser my questions.
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What has gone into you!?
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Shush! Anyways, Mr. Paratroopa, what is your Max HP?
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4 HP! 4 HP! Please don't hurt me anymore!
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Okay, now what is your opinion on HP upgrades?
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I don't know! I rewlly don't know!
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Lastly, what is your opinion on Badges?
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They're okay! I guess!
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You are an awful, awful person! I wish nothing more than death upon you!
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That's standing up for yourself, Kolorado.
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No, what you did right there... That was more than mean. I'm not even sure if I can say, let alone find the words to describe how I'm feeling towards you right now. I don't even know if I can look at you in the face.
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As you can see, I hardly ever spoke to the Paratroopa. I'd rather do something like hurt him than actually talk and reason with him. That's what you've been doing to me.
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...Did I go to far?
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Did I just... Do that?
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...What have I become?
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...
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Koopa Village
Hey look, it's Kolorado!
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I wonder if he's got a new quest under his, erm... Metaphorical belt.
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No... I'm done travelling, and I don't know if I even have the strength to keep going.
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What's his problem?
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Dunno.
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Well, I gotta find out what's the matter with him, because if no one else checks in... Who will?
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Kolorado
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Go away! I don't want to talk to anyone right now!
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Are you sure, you came into town trying not to sob. Is something wrong?
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I have a lot of problems that you will never understand.
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I may not be able to fully understand your problems, but what I can do is listen. I may not have the age and experience that you have, but I am here for you to lean on. I'm trying.
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...Come in.
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It's... Unusually compact in here today. What's happening? Are you moving?
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I can't say for sure right now, but I will say that me and my wife had a Growtopiafalling out earlier today.
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Oh no! What happened?
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I was walking home with my wife, and then one of those red-shelled Koopas attacked me. My wife painted me in a bad light, and the Koopa found me to be pathetic and ragged on me and my wife. My wife later got mad that I rarely ever spend any time home and is still insistent that she wanted to go to Boggly Woods for our post-wedding trip that's been pushed off for a while now. Next, a Paratroopa circled around us and she grabbed his wing and made him answer some questions for a survey thing that Peach assigned her to do, while he struggled and screamed. I felt horrible. I feel very conflicted, I believe myself that I've been a terrible person, but then she went too far on that bully Paratroopa as revenge. I don't know who I am, or who I'm with.
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Well, your wife has often laid inside the house and attending to your responsibilites that you often neglect because you like to travel. I like to see you travel around the world and find treasures too, but I did talk to your wife sometimes. I personally think that this was an instance of things reaching a boiling point. Where is she now, anyways?
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She's still out in Pleasant Path doing that survey thing.
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...A survey thing? What's that?
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Did you get a letter from Princess Peach asking to attend a gathering that would happen today?
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No.
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Well, we went to that gathering because we both got letters addressed to us to attend said meeting. Basically, the princess wanted select individuals to ask the local enemies some survey questions. For the area around Koopa Village, she chose my wife to represent that area in the survey.
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I see. I assume she's still doing her work, then?
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Yeah... But if you're gonna telll me to go back out there and apologize, I'm not gonna do it. Everything just happened so quickly and suddenly... I think we need the time apart for the time being. I hope you can understand, Kooper.
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I do, don't worry about that aspect.
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That's good.
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Is that all?
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I think so. If you'd be so kind, I think I need some time to think and relfect on myself and my relationship.
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I understand. I'll see myself out.
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Thank you.
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I can't say that I didn't try.
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Don't feel bad, he's just having his time of the month.
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No, Krell. I talked to him. Apparently, he and his wife may split.
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Oh. That's significantly less funny. I'm leaving.
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Hopefully things aren't as bad as Kolorado made them out to be... But I'm not confident in that, sadly.
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Fuzzy
I feel awful, I was too harsh on Kolorado... How can I even make it up to him for putting him through those awful thoughts?
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I'm not ready. I may as well try to finish up this survey instead of Isekaiwallowing in my own sorrows.
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Hmm... That thing looks weird.
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Are you... Looking at me?
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Well, I'll be on my way.
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Bwehehe! How unfortunate of you to cross me! Now get your life SUCKED out!
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Oh no!
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WAIT! What's your max HP?
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MEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW! 3 HP!
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Opinion on HP upgrades!
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If it could keep me busy, yes!
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What about badges?
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Don't care. BWEEEEEEEE!
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Where is this HP coming from?
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Life! LIIIFFFFEEEE!
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Phew. That was a close call right there.
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Bob-omb
Why am I even here? I'm supposed to be doing a survey! Oh well, better get my mind off of things. It's for the better.
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Darn... Castle... Walls! I hate you! For all of the pain you caused for me! I'll never be free!
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Um... Excuse me?
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Yes? I'm kind of busy.
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I couldn't help but notice you were upset. What's got you down?
|
A few months ago, some busy-bodies known as the Koopa Bros. decided to take over the Bob-omb Fortress, turning it into their own! I once used to live in that fortress, but it was taken away from me! They're total jerks, and they don't know when to give up. I've tried to live in Koopa Village with the other Bob-ombs, but it's just not the same... It's too bright.
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What's wrong with Koopa Village? It's a little cozy place, fairly quiet too.
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I never really adjustes to it. I want to live back in here, but the Koopa Bros. insist that this is till their abode. They lost! Bowser lost! Why are they still here?
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You better stop trying to damage our fort or else we'll kick your butt!
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Wait, do I know you?
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Really? Last time I remember fighting you, I beat you and your three friends badly!
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We've been training, too! In fact, with that attitude, I'd say you asked for it.
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Asked for what now?
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The Koopa Bros. are officially GO!
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Since you don't know when to give up, we'll make the decision for you!
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Wait, weren't you three once residents of Koopa Village?
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Yeah-I mean, no! We were never ever a part of your slummy little hamlet!
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Actually, we did used to live there, but Bo-
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Sssssshhhhhhut up!
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Sorry boss.
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We mean buisiness, so go ahead and scram, or else...!
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Or else... What, exactly?
|
Yeah, what exactly are you trying to threaten us with?
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Green! Get the cannons out!
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...Or else you'll get blown to smithereens! Bombs away!
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BUH-BOOM!
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Target acquired!
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Quick, duck!
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What about you?
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Don't worry about me!
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Oh n-
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Whoops. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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You imbeciles! You were SUPPOSED to get hit by the Bullet Bill! And now you made it hit our wall, which will take time and resources to repair!
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And I brought this cannon for nothing! I'm always the afterthought of the group anymore.
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Shut up, Green. You don't matter.
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That was mean!
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You too, Yellow.
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Now then, we expect you to help us repair these walls!
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Why would we have to repair the walls? It was your flawed plan that damaged your own building?
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It's not even theirs! They took it from us Bob-ombs!
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Blah blah blah. Get to work.
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No.
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Do your jobs!
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Actually, I do have a job I can do.
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And what may that be?
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This.
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I just remembered that I uh... Have a Yoshi Cookie I left unattended! Don't want that to go get chewed up and nasty by bugs!
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They're not coming back, are they?
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Nope.
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Phew... What a ride.
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Well, it sure was... An experience. I'm sorry I was so rude, but what is your name?
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It's Bombette! Pleased to make your acquaintance, er...
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I'm Kolorado's Wife, but my actual na-
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I just heard an explosion! What happened? Is everything okay?
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Yep, everything's fine. Just the Koopa Bros. acring like idiots as usual. Today, they decided it'd be a great idea to blow up a hole in their walls.
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Oh, are you a... Bob-omb?
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Yes I am. Why?
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I need to gather some data by interviewing some locals. Would you mind helping?
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Sure! Ask away.
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Okay, what is your max HP?
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Uhhh... I think it's 3?
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Okay, what is your opinion on HP upgrades?
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I don't think I care.
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Oh. Okay... What is your opinion on badges?
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Uhh... I think they're cool.
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Thank you!
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No problem.
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I'm gonna head back to Koopa's village, uh... Kolorado's Wife. See you later, hopefully!
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Well... No turning back now. It's time to face my mistakes and own up to them.
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Back at Koopa Village Again
Is Kolorado here?
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He ran into his house earlier. Kooper went in to check on him, and came back out not too long afterwards.
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I think I'll talk to him.
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Kolorado?
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Well, good thing I keep a spare set of keys on me in case this ever happened.
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Well... I don't blame him for trying to sleep away his sorrows.
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No, please don't go!
|
What?
|
I had a nightmare about you. I ran back home, packed stuff as if I were to leave, and then decided to take a nap. What I never thought would happen is that I'd have a nightmare over our quarrel earlier...
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It's okay. I'm sorry for coming off so harsh and wanting to make an example, I realise how stupid of me it was to do that.
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No, you had a point. We really did put things off. I'm sorry for sidelining you.
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It's okay.
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I can't even remember the last time we've hugged!
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I'm glad we managed to overcome our issues.
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Well, well... I'm glad those two have seen sense.
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Honey, the first thing we're gonna do next week is something you've been wanting for a long time now!
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And what would that be?
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Ferry tickets for two on course for [[BETTER ZEITGEIST � Counter-Perry � Da zeitgeissst � Dairy � Dead Green Paper Niko � Gramium � Gravestone � In a Nutshe'Il � Island Monster � Kumon 2 � Tahmahtoh Clones|Rougeport]]. From there, I arranged for us to make our way to see the Boggly Woods!
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Oh my! Yes! I'd love that!
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Hooray for Kolorado and his wife!
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That's really neat!
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An adventure... Together. I wouldn't have it any other way.
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I have a bit of a trip planned for myself, too!
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I'm gonna head to Lavalava Island! The river on Pleasant Path drains into the ocean, and from there, I can make my way to paradise!
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Ha! Do you seriously think that dinky raft will get you across the sea?
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I bet you'd probably fall victim to a storm, have your raft break, and then drown... Only to be rescued by some ugly weirdo lifeguard! Wouldn't that be a tale to tell through the ages!?
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But... But... Urgh!
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I'll show you all! I'll come back to Koopa Village, and be alive at that! Wouldn't that be something?
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Yeah, a tale to tell... To your grave! Heh heh!
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Grr...
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Regardless... A victory for Kolorado!
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It's nothing. Without my wife, I don't know where I'd be. She's right, I did in fact lose myself!
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Hehe, oh you!
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It feels like things wrapped up... Too nicely.
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Who cares? Things weren't as bad as I thought them to have intially been! A little victory for Kooper!
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Yeah, but something's off... What just happened?
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Chapter 2: Dry Dry Desert Dilemma
Written by User:Christianosc.
÷Moustafa Entering the Desert=
Let’s see these questions that I got to ask.
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Okay, I should start with interviewing a Pokey. They’re all around the area, easy enough.
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Pokey
Heya, you a Pokey? Heh, just kidding. Of course you are.
|
...
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It was a joke.
|
...
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A-Anyway... I have some questions to ask you about Heart Points.
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...
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First one, what is your HP?
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...
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...I’ll just put 4 since that's a common max. Second question, do you think HP upgrades are useful?
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...
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Blink for yes.
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...*slowly blinks*
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Oookay, last one. Do you like Badges?
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...
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Look, this would be easier if you actually said something!
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SHEEBYDEEBY!
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??? I’m sorry, what?!
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SHEENY SHLOOBY DWEEBY!
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Is that a yes??
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SHLOOB SHUCH SHOOB!
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Ummmm, okay! Thank you for your time.
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That was strange. Anyway, who's next?
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Buzzy Beetle
Hey, a Buzzy Beetle. Let's see if i can speak to them...
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GAH! Oh no, not you! You’re not stealing my shell again!
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Ha ha! That’s not what I’m here for, this time. I’ve been asked to ask you some question about Heart Points.
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Oh, those things that give you more health?
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Yup, now first question: what's your max hp level?
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7 HP!
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Okay, now what do you think of HP upgrades?
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I think they're useful, too bad I never come across them cause of stupid Mario.
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*Frowns*
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Last question: Do you like badges?
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Badges? I don’t think I know what those are?
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You know they can give you more attack power, defense, and more usage outside of that.
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I mean, I guess they sound cool? But I’ve never seen one.
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Alright. Welp, that's all the questions, thank you for your time.
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You’re welcome- wait a minute. MY SHELL!!! WHERE’D IT GO?!?! GRRR! WAS THIS QNA A DISTRACTION???
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Hey! I swear it wasn’t me. Whoever did it was pretty good though, better than me! HAH just kidding, no one is better than me.
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Bandit
Mwhahaaa! This is a great steal! I can use this as defense when some lame-o like Mario tries to ruin my steal!
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*blinks*
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*FROWNS*
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Huh?
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Hello traveler, would you like something interesting?
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It will depend on what your referring to.
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I’m referring to...
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Me, hey.
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AH! What the? What do you want? If you came for the shell, I’m not giving it back!
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That’s not what I followed you for. I actually don’t care. I have some questions to ask, actually.
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Don’t think I care, seeya!
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I got away, now to put this in my collection.
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What collection?
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AH! How’d you know where I was!?
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I know where loads of people are. Now, about those questions...
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Fine, if it will get you to leave me alone.
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Good, now what is your max HP?
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I think it’s 5.
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What’s your opinion on HP upgrades?
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What is that?
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You don’t know what that is?
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No, sounds dumb.
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Well, they increase the number of max health you can have.
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Really?? Man, then I gotta add that to the list.
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...List?
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What is that?
|
Oh! It’s my list of things I want to steal, wanna know what’s on?
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Um... no-
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Okay okay, I get it. Last question: do you like Badges?
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Do I like badges? I think this collection can answer that.
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Where’d you get so much?
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My friend. And I steal from Mario. Wanna see what I got?
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Not really... But anyway, thanks for the answers.
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Thank goodness he’s gone, now what was I up to?
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???
HEY!
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Huh? Oh shoot!
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Come back here with my shell, you white masked freak!
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Dry Dry Ruins Arrival
Glad that’s over with, I should ask some enemies in another area. Let’s see... I’m gonna go to Dry Dry Ruins.
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Swooper
I've arrived, now I’m in a dark area, meaning... Swoops!
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Aw man, did I make it that obvious?
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Kinda, but I’m here to ask you a few questions.
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Me? Why me?
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I mean, you’re right here.
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Fair, shoot.
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What’s your max HP?
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6! That's nice, right?
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I mean, I guess it's alright? Anyway, what do you think of HP upgrades?
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I don’t use them. I just like to mess with people.
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Heh, same. Lastly, what do you think of Badges?
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Eh, don’t care for those either.
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Okay, that’s it. Thanks for chatting.
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No prob.
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Say, you know any other enemies here I can talk to?
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Well, there’s a Pokey Mummy around here... Somewhere.
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Pokey Mummy
Dulbny!
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Yeah, I’m just putting your answers as yes for everything. Pokeys are so hard to talk to.
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Frowny...
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Fine, what’s your max HP?
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Foury!
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OK, well that's it. Now, there’s one more person I should talk to.
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Tutankoopa
*BARK BARK BARK*
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Correct, my beloved Chain Chomp. It’s that thief!
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Relax, TK. I didn’t come here to steal anything... Well, not yet anyways. I’m came here cause I was assigned to ask you some questions.
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First of all, don’t call me TK. Refer to me as Tutankoopa. Secondly, I don’t like you admitting to wanting to steal! Thirdly, what are these questions about?
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Well, ignoring your first two questions, the questions are about Heart Points and your thoughts on them.
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...Must I partake in this survey?
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I'd prefer if you did.
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Fine! What are these questions you have?
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What’s your Max HP level?
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30 HP, I’m quite tough.
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I’ve seen better. Anyway, what’s your thoughts on HP upgrades?
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They’re quite useful, I’ve been meaning to get my hands on them.
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I see, last one: What do you think of Badges?
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They have good power, maybe one day I’ll destroy Mario with them!
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*frowns intensely*
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Mario, what’s with all the frowning?
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Ok! Well that is all, I best be on my way then.
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*BARK* *BARK* *BARK*
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Chomp, would like to answer too?
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Are you serio- Whatever.
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Chain Chomp
Okay, what’s your max HP?
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*Bark*
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It's 4 HP.
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Does he like HP upgrades and Badges?
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I assume he doesn’t care and can go for a treat right now.
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Right, well I’m gonna go now.
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*growling at Tutankoopa*
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U-uh, C-Ch-Chain Chomp, buddy?
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*BARK* *BARK* *BARK*
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GAAAAH! NOT AGAIN!
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Back at Dry Dry Outpost
Phew, that was exhausting.
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Welcome back, sir!
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How’d it go?
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Hopefully well, I assume?
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Not smoothly, that's for sure.
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Heh heh, who’d you encounter?
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A Bandit, a Buzzy Beetle, a Pokey also remind me to never go near a Pokey again, a Swooper, and Tutankoopa alongside his pet Chomp.
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Well, how’s the surveys?
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They’re... fine? For the most part, I kinda forged some answers, but who’ll care right?
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I suppose that's true, that is if Princess Peach doesn't figure it out sooner or later.
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Good thing I got it over with today, now I can relax.
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How do you think the others are doing?
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Just fine I predict, what do you think, Moustafa?
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Well, I guess that was his day. Sigh... Have a nice nap, Moustafa.
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Chapter 3: N64 Herbert Land
Written by 4DJumpman256.
Boo’s Mansion
Today, I was given a very special mission by none other than Princess Peach herself.
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Survey Forever Forest, Gusty Gulch, and its surrounding areas to find out what the people here think of Heart Points.
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…
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…
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Yes, Herbert. I was there.
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Do you need something from me?
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Well, you see, it says here that I’m supposed to interview Tubba Blubba.
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…
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…Go on.
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Could you maybe… Get some other ghosts to come with me?
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*sigh* There’s nothing to be afraid of, Herbert. Tubba Blubba swore off of eating ghosts, remember?
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Yes! And in return, we promised not to scare him anymore. I was just worried I would accidentally scare him.
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You want to bring a big group of ghosts with you… So that you’ll be less likely to scare him…
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OK, fair point. I still really wouldn’t want to scare him though, honest!
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Then you’re lucky I’m not the one Peach asked to interview him! His stubble-covered heart would jump right back out of his chest if I showed up!
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Gwaah ha ha!
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We’ve been able to keep peace with Tubba Blubba since Mario defeated him. I don’t want to be the one to mess that up.
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You’re not going to mess it up.
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But If I have other people there, they might be able to save the situation if I do. It would…
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Hey, what?! I can be scary.
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Yes. You could scare people if you wanted to, but you’re charming by nature. That’s why we all love you so much. You’re dark and depressing as a Boo should be, but you put people at ease too.
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I do?
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Listen to me, Herbert. You’re the perfect Boo for this job.
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Gee, shucks. Thanks, Lady Bow. I’m going to be a great interviewer!
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Darn right you are. The greatest!
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Gusty Gulch
BOOOO!
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GAH!
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Yeah, I can be scary.
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What gives, man?
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Can you answer some questions for me?
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Y-yeah?
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Let’s see, first question on the list here, what’s your HP?
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4 HP…what are you askin’ me these questions for?
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Oh yeah. It’s a survey the princess is doing. I’ve got to ask all the enemies here for their thoughts on HP.
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Oh, ok. Keep going then.
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What do you think of HP upgrades?
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I don’t see the point of ‘em. Nothing gets through my rock-hard defenses enough for me to need more HP.
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Though come to think of it, I’ve seen some of the Goombas here break rocks with their headbonks.
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Eh, I’ve got spikes, I’d be fine. How many more questions you got?
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Just one. What do you think of badges?
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Never heard of ‘em.
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Oh wow, really?
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Hey you, Boo! What’re ya doin’ on our turf?
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Hey yeah. If I didn’t know any better, I’d slap ya with a charged-up headbonk right now!
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It’s too bad I know better. That’ll go right through a ghost like you.
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I don’t want any trouble. I’m here to do a survey for the Princess.
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The princess? Is this guy for real?
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Better not take any chances.
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Fine, you’re right. What kinda questions do ya got for us, dust cloud?
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Heh. Dust cloud.
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Most of them are about HP. Like… What’s your HP?
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7 each.
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And then… What do you think of HP upgrades?
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Funny you would mention that. Hey Jesse, tell me how strong the charged attacks are, from us Hyper Goombas?
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8 HP’s worth of damage.
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Would ya look at that?
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Gettin’ in fights around here is no fun at all. I’d kill for some extra HP.
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Have you tried using badges? Do you think they’d help your fighting ability at all?
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Badges?
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I hear they’ve got some badges these days that let people charge up their attacks like we do.
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Reeeally? Well, isn’t that crazy.
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Thanks for answering my questions. Bye!
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He just up and left like that.
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Dark and scary forest. It’s not even a question.
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Forever Forest
I love dark and scary things!
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Meeeo-ho-hork! Vhat brings you to zis spooky forest?
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The princess asked me to interview all the creatures of this land.
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Speaking of which, you’re a Forest Fuzzy, aren’t you? Would you mind if I asked you a few questions for an interview?
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Be my guest, meeeork!
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Great! First of all, what’s your max HP?
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6 HP. I try to keep it topped off vhenever I can.
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Second of all, what do you think of HP upgrades?
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I don’t know…
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Vhat do you think of HP upgrades?
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More HP means more HP to suck! Meo-ho-hork!
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Ooh, impressive party trick.
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Last question, what are your thoughts on Badges?
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Zey are quite the vexing tactic.
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Vee would love to harness it for ourselves.
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Zee only problem now is having to share betveen us!
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Meork! I really must quit dividing so hastily.
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Maybe. It was pretty cool though.
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Thanks!
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Thanks!
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Thanks!
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Thanks!
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No problem. I’ll see you around.
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Oh, look. There’s two Bzzap!s there. They have one of the most dangerous and deadly stings out there.
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It’s a good thing I’m an intangible ghost! Hey, Bzzaps!
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?!!!
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Can I interview you for a survey about HP?
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Should we do that?!
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Fine!
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Awesome. Firstly, what’s your max HP?
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Just three! It sucks!!!
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GLASS CANNONS, BABY!!!
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I’m so sorry. I imagine you’d be a real fan of HP upgrades then?
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I don’t need them! My stings do 6 damage! Who needs HP upgrades when you can just win?!
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WRONG!!! I WOULD BEE UNSTOPPABLE!!!
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What do you think of Badges?
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Not a fan! We’d like them way better if there was a hexagon one!
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I LOVE HEXAGONS!!!!!!
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Is there really not a single hexagon one?
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There is not! We looked!
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BUT NOT VERY THOROUGHLY!!!
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Thank you for your time. I’ll let you get back to pollinating flowers. I’m sure it’s a busy job.
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Yeah, it is! So thanks!
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IT’S CHALLENGING BUT REWARDING WORK!!!
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From the looks of this list, I’ve got a flower of my own to check out next.
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Hello sir. Could you spare a moment of your time to answer a few questions about HP?
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Ha! Silly plant, don’t you know? You can’t eat ghosts!
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Wait a minute…
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Tubba Blubba’s Castle
Hey, Tubba Blubba? How were you able to eat me that one time? I thought you couldn’t eat ghosts.
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WAUGHH!! Don’t sneak up behind me like that!
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Oh! I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to, I promise!
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Agh, I was hoping I wouldn’t…
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Okay. You seem like you really didn’t mean to. But then what did you come here for if you weren’t trying to scare me?
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I had a question to ask. Oh actually, come to think of it, I had a few questions to ask. Would you mind if I interviewed you?
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Sure, I don’t see why not.
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First, how much HP do you have?
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Just 10 HP.
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Really? What would you think of upgrading it, if you had the chance?
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I don’t wanna have to fight anyone ever again. But if I were able to upgrade anything, I would take HP in a heartbeat. I don’t need strength to attack with, I’d like it better if I was just as tough as I need to be to take a hit and get away.
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No thanks, sounds scary.
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(shrugs) I won’t say it’s not.
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Since you don’t care about strengths other than HP, I imagine you’re not much of a badge buff these days?
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Back when I thought I wanted to be strong, I had this one I really liked. It made my attacks extra-incredibly strong when I got really hurt.
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May the Bzzap!s never find out about that one.
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It was great for defending myself, but being in situations where I had to use it was really scary. I don’t need it anymore, I’d rather spend my savings on more security drones.
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Huh, wow. That’s not what I expected. I guess you really are back to your sensitive old self.
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Yeah…
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Nothing wrong with that though. Being big and scary is overrated.
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But you’re a ghost. Don’t you have to be scary?
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Yes, and I want to be, but I don’t need to be scary all the time.
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Huh. I’m glad to hear that. A ghost not being scary is a weird thought.
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True, but it’s not like we Boos scare each other 24/7.
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I guess so… Did you have any more questions for me?
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Not for the survey, but I was still wondering about how you managed to eat us ghosts.
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Oh yeah. Bowser did that with his Star Rod magic. It was a part of his wish to make me invincible. I can’t do it anymore, see? Aah.
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Wow, you’re right. Love what you’ve done with the place, by the way.
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Thanks! I’ve been eating more vegetables.
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Is the heart new?
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Yeah, it wasn’t there last time.
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Gotcha.
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This might be a weird question, but could I interview your heart?
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What?
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Yeah, I’m confused too, but it’s one of the interviewees on the list that the Princess gave me.
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Huh. Go for it, then. Aah.
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Hey, Tubba’s Heart! How much HP do you have?
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Hello Herbert. I have 50 HP.
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Really? More than Tubba himself?
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Unlike him, I’m 100% heart! Gotta have that extra vitality when you’re the core organ of life.
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That makes sense. What do you think of HP upgrades?
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Given that I am a heart, I can’t get enough of them!
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I should have figured. What do you think of badges?
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Same sentiment as the rest of me. Having more badge points means having less heart points, so why bother?
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That’s true. Thanks for the interview. Keep on beating!
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What took you so long?! I thought I had actually eaten you again!
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Oh, ha. Sorry, didn’t mean to scare you like that.
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I guess it’s just part of your nature.
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Haha, I guess it is! Well, I’ll get out of your hair now. I wouldn’t want to keep giving you heart attacks.
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Right. I’m a pacifist too, I don’t need to learn any attacks.
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Wait! Why don’t you stay awhile? I just finished fixing my castle’s foyer bridge, but I haven’t had anyone to show it to yet.
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Sure! I’d be interested to see the rest of your castle too. Did you know it used to belong to my ancestors?
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Really? Your ancestors had good taste in house design.
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Everything here is so dark and depressing. It’s truly perfect!
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…and the guest bedroom even has a secret closest behind the bed! It’s where I originally found that super strong badge, but now I just use it to stash candy.
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Oh right, I think my great uncle told me about that. He said his grandparents hid it to stop people from risking their lives to unlock its power.
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Huh. They did a pretty good job then. I lived here for years before I found it.
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Hey, look. It’s almost sundown already.
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Wow. It is.
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I should get going, I wouldn’t want to miss my dinner. Thanks for chatting with me, Tubba!
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Bye, Herbert! Come back soon.
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WAIT!
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I forgot to interview a Clubba. Uhhh…
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Hey Clubba what’s your HP what’s your opinion on HP upgrades do you like badges?
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…………mmm………………8……………………I…dunno…………………………yeah………
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Thank you, bye, sweet dreams!
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Chapter 4: I Have No Breath and I Must Whistle
Written by ProblematicPeriwinklePlum.
An Average Day for Yellow Conductor Toad
Ah... What a nice day in Shy Guy's Toy Box. There are blocks, a train, some Shy Guys, a dark room, more Shy Guys...
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Wait a minute... How has Mario, the Shy Guys, and everyone else able to have gone in and out of here at will? Why am I still here? Just to suffer? What is the point of me being here anymore!?
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I have been exploited, pushed around, and have my autonomy stripped away from me... For a person I don't even like, let alone know!?
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I'm taking charge now! The Shy Guy Tyranny ends NOW!
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Next stop: The Pink Station! For FREEDOM!
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DAY 1
What do you want?
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I want to start a revolution, so us Toads can finally leave the nightmare of Shy Guy's Toy Box!
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But who will run the train?
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That's the fun part; nobody.
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Don't you think that's a bit extreme!?
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The last time that I've checked, it's only natural instinct to want to explore and see the outside world.
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Well, I don't.
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Why not? Out there, you can do whatever you want!
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But my place is here; I get to help serve anybody who stops by this station. It may seem trivial to you, but I am fine with who I already am.
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Let me ask you this: Do any of the Shy Guys ever need your help?
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Well, I wouldn't say so... They often just gallavant off with no care in the world. I really have no idea what they do to exact. Ever since General Guy was miserably usurped in power by Mario, things have been pretty ho-hum here.
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Do any of the other conductors here even want to leave?
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How should I know? It's my job to be at the Pink Station. I have never went to the Blue Station, Green Station, or Red Station myself. But I did hear rumors that the Blue Conductor left us.
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WHAT? And you drop this absolute bombshell of info on me right now!?
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You're the one who spends most of your time around the Blue Station anyway. Surely you would at least think to engage with a conversation with thw Blue Conductor at one point, no?
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No, he's pretty boring all things considered. Just likes to talk about things like the Shy Guys and what they steal...
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Of course! He was the only Toad Conductor who was the most aware and knowledgeable of the oustide world!
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See? As little as I actually interact with the other station agents, I would know he often analyzed what the Shy Guys actually brought in and out of here.
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Hold that thought, I will go back to the Blue Station to see if he's still there.
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Good luck.
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Now, where is that Blue Conductor...?
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Hello there!
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What are you doing here!?
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Didn't he tell you? The Blue Toad Conductor wanted to drive an actual train, so I agreed to swap jobs with him for a week. He gets to work the steam engine to Mt. Rugged, while I work here in Shy Guy's Toy Box. Neat, huh?
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It would have been neat if he actually told me! Urrrggh!
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Oh, I guess he didn't tell you then. Sorry to break the news to you this way then.
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No, no... It's my fault for not talking to him. Anyways, what is the outside world even like?
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I mean, I'm used to it, so trying to say anything particularly spectacular for me would be difficult, but...
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Go on.
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There are um... trees! Lots of them. They're tall and they're made of wood and have leaves on them. There's also grass, which are kind of like trees except are not made of wood and have lots of umm... "Leaves", and you can step on it. There's also the sky! It's blue and you can look at it, alongside clouds that float in the sky. Of course, you can't even see or have any of this without the sun, which makes the light and was pretty much responsible for a good chunk of the places we stand upon and take for granted. Looking at it directly also hurts a lot. Pretty amazing stuff, right?
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Those are 3 minutes of my life that I will never get back. Anyways, that sounds much better than this stupid, infantile hellscape. Now how do I get out of here?
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I do, in fact! Do you see that yellow trampoline with a star on it over there?
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Sort of. Never thought much about it, it was always just there. I thought Shy Guys liked to mess with it or somerhing else dumb.
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Well, I'd say don't judge a book by it's cover. According to the Blue Conductor, he regularly saw both Shy Guys and Mario use the trampoline to leave the Toy Box. And they returned on multiple occasions as well. Do you know what that means?
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...That it's our ticket for all us mistreated Toads to get out of here!?
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Well, yes.
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Awesome! I wanna use it and get the heck out of here!
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What do you think you're trying to do?
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Ummm... Escape.
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Well, I for one cannot allow that to happen! This trampoline in particlar is incredibly important for Shy Guy intelligence and wartime strategies, so we need this trampoline for a variety of purposes. In fact, I'm about to haul it away and back to General Guy.
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Wait, stop! I wanna get out of here!
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Then who would even be our default train driver anymore?
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...I don't know.
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Well then, I'm sorry but I will have to take this away.
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Don't even try bothering to hurt me, I can easily whoop you and I will absolutely not hesitate to knock you senseless.
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You... Cruel bastard!
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I'm a lot of things, and that's one of them. Ciao!
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...That was my escape... And it was SNATCHED FROM ME!!!
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Yellow Toad Conductor, please calm down. I'm sure there will be another way that we can both use to leave.
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There better be! I'm not ready to have my heart played with like that ever again. At all.
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That reminds me of a story. Have you ever heard of the Toad Engineer?
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No...?
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Well, the Toad Engineer is a legendary train driver. He's most likely real, and he's been able to do extraordinary rail-related feats, such as stopping runaway trains, pushing forward with heavy loads that would otherwise cause a boiler explosion but passes through, among other things. They say in the event that a fellow railroad worker is in need of assistance, he will appear and somehow make everything right.
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That sounds ridiculous. There's no way he could just... Appear here.
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That's the element of surprise for you.
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Urrgggh... Stupid trains. Why am I even a conductor!?
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DAY 2
Where in the world are we even going!?
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To the Pink Station, of course! Where else?
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Oh, wow. It sure is green.
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Pink Toad Conductor! It's time for freedom!
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For the last time, Yellow Toad Conductor, I'm fine with who I am!
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But don't you want to go out there, and operate a REAL railroad with REAL trains?
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Sounds tempting, but how do you even have a way to get out of here?
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Well, there used to be a trampoline to get out of Shy Guy's Toy Box, but then an Anti Guy took it to General Guy, so...
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...There's no way out anymore. If you know it exists, why don't you go get the Anti Guy to put it back?
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That would be impossible without getting killed in the process; everyone around here knows that Anti Guys are one of General Guy's strongest followers.
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Strong as in loyal, or strong as in strength?
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That's the scary part: it's both. Do you not know the variety of Shy Guys here?
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Well, there's the ordinary Shy Guy, General Guy, Groove Guys, you just told me about Anti Guy, I also vaguely remember the Gourmet Guy... I think there's one with balloons?
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WRONG! You forgot Pyro Guy, Spy Guy, Stilt Guy, Shy Stack, Shy Squad, Medi Guy, Sky Guy, Blue Shy Guy, Green Shy Guy, Yellow Shy Guy, and Pink Shy Guy!
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Umm... Are you sure there's that many?
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Of course!
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Oh.
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Do you... Even leave your post?
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Nope! I'm just standing here, waiting for my directives. All day and night, not a stop on the clock.
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Well, I guess that explains how annoyingly naiive you are.
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Hey, that's not a very nice thing to say now, is it?
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Nope, not really.
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Hey! What are you doing to me!? Let me go now!
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I'm opening your world up, of course. Now comply if you will, or this'll be much more harder than it actually needs to be.
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Hey, White Toad Conductor, hop on. You've been unusually quiet.
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Okay, and that's because I didn't want to interrupt you, per se.
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Where are we even going?
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To the Green Station, of course. Where else?
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I dunno, just asking.
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...Okay then. Away we go!
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Huh? What's going on?
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We're over the loading capacity. Normally, we can have up to two Toads on board, but there's three of us on board.
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What? Aggh, now I just remembered. No wonder why Mario put his weirdo friends away when he went on board.
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You know, if you guys want to leave and go to the Green Station via train, I could just...
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Don't do that! If you step off now off the platform, you could get caught under the train and your games will be over.
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Then why did I get dragged onto this!?
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Don't look at me, look at him.
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How much longer until we're at the Green Station, anyways?
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About... 7 to 8 hours, give or take.
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Greeaaaaaat. There goes my afternoon.
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DAY 3
Oh, hi there! What are you all doing here?
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We're trying to gather all of the Toad Conductors of Shy Guy's Toy Box to get them all out of here and have a taste of freedom!
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Yay, I guess.
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Oh, how exciting! Too bad you're only 50 feet away from the platform.
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We know. It took us 8 hours to get here with this speed. We all slept through it.
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How intriguing! Well, you should almost be at the platform to get off.
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Any second now.
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So close...
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And... Stop.
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We're finally here.
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Wow, such a brilliant plan you had. Thanks to you, I lost 8 hours of my life.
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So... This is the Green Station?
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I don't recognize you. Did they add a White Station?
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No, I'm from Toad Town. I usually run the train from southern Toad Town to Mt. Rugged, but the Blue Toad Conductor wanted to try running a real train, so we swapped jobs.
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Oh. Glad to have you around here, though!
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Enough chitchat. Green Toad Conductor, are you tired of just standing here all day u til you're supposed to ferry somebody with a train?
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Kind of? I've always wanted to do something new, but I'm too lazy to just quit my job. There aren't exactly any spare Toads around here.
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Then let's make ourselves useful and get out of here!
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How are 'we' going to escape, exactly?
|
We retrieve the exit trampoline from General Guy.
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But how are we gonna get it from General Guy?
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Move aside! Make way for General Guy!
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Who are you talking to?
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All of you. You're in the way! Move aside or you may get hurt.
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Okay.
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Alright, alright! Stay clear all of you!
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Yes sir!
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This is General Guy speaking! I want all Spy Guys and Sky Guys to approach the train tracks in the way, and rip them up so we have a clear path. This includes any debris that would be present by quick removal. Quickly!
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We'll take apart the fence and rails. Sky Guys, lift away the supplies to go... Elsewhere, I don't think it matters.
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We can do it!
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What on earth are you Shy Guys doing!?
|
Our jobs.
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And you HAVE to take apart the train tracks too!?
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We won't hesitate to arrest you and your accomplices for treason if you try to stop us!
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So what?
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I'd keep your mouth shut if I were you. The best that could happen is that General Guy will send you to Lavalava Island for exile, and the worst is just being executed. You can avoid both if you just keep quiet and comply.
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And this is what I think of your stupid ruler and this stupid land!
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I could do this all day.
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Yellow Toad Conductor, no!
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Pyro Guys and Shy Guys, you are all set to go attack the others.
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We won't disappoint!
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Woah! What's happening!?
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Green Toad Conductor, Yellow Toad Conductor, Pink Toad Conductor, and the other one; you are all under arrest for treason.
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Hey! What are you doing with us!?
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To the dungeon, you treacherous scum.
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Don't worry, we can take 'em from here.
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Load 'em up!
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Ow...
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You four, come with us.
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I don't want to die...
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Where are my rights!? I have a right to a fair trial!
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Silence!
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We will deal with you later. In the meantime, we are supposed to attend to General Guy's big parade.
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Why am I here? I'm not a criminal.
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???
Neither are we.
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I assume you guys all had the same fate as I did?
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We really can't know unless you say what happened to you specifically.
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General Guy was planning a parade for some reason. What reason? Beats me. Regardless, I was just standing there as usual. I then heard a bunch of Shy Guys making Shy Guy noises, then suddenly a bunch of Spy Guys and Anti Guys began tearing down the Red Station! I tried to fight back, but I was arrested.
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That was pretty similar to our situation.
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Oh, story time is it? Well, I was arrested because I tripped a Shy Guy in the Toad Town Sewers. He then had his stupid friends drag me into Shy Guy's Toy Box where I was imprisoned and I'm also set to be tortured. It's been like this for months, though. Nobody has actually done anything with me and I just stand here most of the time.
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I went to Bowser's Castle for some cake, and a nice lady cooked some cake up for me. General Guy soon found out that I had left, and ordered me to be arrested for leaving Shy Guy's Toy Box. I want to eat his personal rations for revenge!
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Ohohoho! I once decided to dance for General Guy, and he hated my moves. During my dance, I accidentally bumped into him, and I'm going to be tried for assault, despite having no malicious intent whatsoever. What a fun game it is!
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You guys are weird.
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Oh, weird... Am I? I can show you how 'weird' I am!
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There's more coming for all of ya, if you don't respect me!
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O-okay...
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What a violent spirit, you are! Ohohohoho!
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Shut your mouth.
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Ignore them. All they do is bicker.
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How are we gonna get out of here?
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Who knows?
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It's a mystery, hehehe... Heee!!!
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Regardless, I guess all we have each other to pass the time.
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Fun.
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DAY 4
I wanna go home...
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There's no home to go to. General Guy doesn't realise how fragile his empire actually is.
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What do you mean?
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He's knocking down walls and blocks whenever he pleases. Infrastructure went from decent to dangerous. He wants to do this parade to honor how awesome his is against his "victory" against Mario, despite losing terribly.
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Ge started taking all the food too!
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As if you need any more.
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Ohohoho! How hilarous!
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I can't take this place anymore... It's driving me nuts.
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DAY 5
We've been here for 2 days yet nothing has happened. What on earth is going on out there?
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I've been here for 3 months. Get on my level!
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I'd rather not.
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I've been here for 2.
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I can't even remember anymore. Hahahaha!
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It's been w days now for me, the Pink Toad Conductor, the Yellow Toad Conductor, and the Green Toad Conductor.
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It's only been 3 days for me.
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And it feels like FOREVER. When is something gonna happen to us?
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What was that?
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Beats me.
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Probably another structure being knocked down.
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Uhhh... Red Toad Conductor? Do you reckon that the thing being destroyed... IS THIS PRISON!?
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No, not really... Wait a minute it makes too much sense. OH NO!
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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
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I embrace death. Nothing else that can put me out of my misery.
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Ohohoho! A nihilist, much? Hehehe!
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What... What happened? Are we still alive...?
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Yes, we are! And it's a most beautiful sight. It's...
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It can't be...
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But it could!
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Oh wow... Do my eyes need to be checked, or is this for real?
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It's the Toad Engineer of legend!
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You were right, White Toad Conductor!
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Howdy ho, boys. Let's get you back home.
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EPILOGUE
Chapter 5: The Lavalava Drama
Written by ProblematicPeriwinklePlum.
Brown Yoshi's Arrival
Hoping this task isn't all for naught.
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Wondering what's changed. Probably not much.
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Oh my, what is that?
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It looks scary...
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I have no idea what I'm looking at.
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Be positive, I'm sure they'l be fine.
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This doesn't happen often...
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I wanna look!
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No, I do!
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Lemme see!
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What's going on here?
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We found a guy!
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What's going on here?
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I was looking around the beach, and I found this person washed up. They're unconscious, so we're just observing.
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May I see?
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Sure.
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Stand back, everyone. He's gonna be okay.
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Haha! I knew Brown Yoshi liked other guys!
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Can do.
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Let's do it!
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That's strange, I can't remember the last time we've had someone wash ashore on Lavalava Island.
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I think that was a Koopa Troopa? But I thought Koopa Troopas had shells to the best of my memory, not shirts.
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He is, but he seems to have lost his shell. Koopa Troopas are able to remove their shells if they need to, but they use them for protection and rarely are seen without them. In this state, they are known as "Beach Koopas".
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Wow, Brown Yoshi! You're so wise.
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I wanna grow up to be just like you.
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Well, that's what you get when you grow up with the Village Leader as your best friend. Speaking of which, where is he? I need to talk to him.
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He's in Jade Jungle. Not sure why, he instructed us not to follow him.
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I think I need to see him now.
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Are you sure? He seemed pretty adamant in his tone of voice when he told me so.
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I've known him for a long time, I think I deserve to know what's going on with him.
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Be careful..!
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Hurt Plant
Now, where could the Village Leader be...?
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HISSSSSSSSSS!
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Oh dear! I wasn't prepared for this.
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GRRRRRRRRRR...!
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Wait a minute, I just remembered...!
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I could interview you! Now, let's see... What is your max HP?
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HISSSSS! HIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!
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Okay, well... How about your opinion on HP upgrades?
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HHHHHHHHHHIIIIIISSS!!!
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Fascinating. Lastly, what is your opinion on Badges?
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HIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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Wow, fascinating.
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Nice to see you. Thanks for your answers.
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HISS! HISSS HISSSSSSSSSS!
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Jungle Fuzzy
Where in the world could the Village Leader even be? It's not like him to run off.
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Bwehehehe! I spooked you.
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I guess you did. Can I ask you a question?
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What kind of question?
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What is your Max HP?
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7 HP! But if I feel like it, I could suck some of yours. Meeeeeooork!
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What are your opinions on HP upgrades?
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The more the merrier! I'd love to suck up the HP of even more unsuspecting vitcims.
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Okay. Now what are your opinions on Badges?
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Time's up! I get to suck the life from you now for annoying me.
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Oh crap.
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Get away from me!
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If I feel like it.
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Phew.
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M. Bush
Bingo.
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Hello?
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Oh, hello there! What brings you here?
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I could ask the same you you. Shouldn't you be babysitting the Fearsome 5?
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Well, they're getting older now and I've learned so much from Mario. In fact, I could do a lot of interesting things that I never knew I could do beforehand!
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Like what?
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Do you see that bush over there?
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Yes, why?
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It's not just any bush, it's an M. Bush. These rascals once trapped one of the Fearsome 5 and Mario had to rescue him and take 'em out. It pretends to be a bush.
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So, what are you going to do with it?
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This!
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!
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Oh my! What was that!?
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That's Tidal Wave. On our travels, Mario decided to upgrade me to Ultra Rank, and that's how I learned to do it.
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Umm... Okay, wow...
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It's super strong, too; as I've demonstrated.
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Now how am I supposed to document an M. Bush for a survey now?
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If it means anything, Goombario told me that it's Max HP is 8.
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Okay...
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Well, I'm off to continue being a stronger woman than I ever could before. Nice to see you again, though!
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You too.
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Putrid Piranha
I'm getting tired...
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I can't believe that the Village Leader would be gone for so long by now.
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INTRUDER ALERT.
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Hey! What's the big idea?
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YOU ARE SITTING ON MY ROOT SYSTEM. I HATE THAT.
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I could get up and move for you if that will make you happy.
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THAT WILL BE ACCEPTABLE.
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Is this fine?
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YES.
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Why do you always talk like that?
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IT'S NOT MY FAULT. LAVA PIRANHA IS HARD OF HEARING AND I AM LOYAL TO LAVA PIRANHA.
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Lava Piranha...?
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YES. THE RULER OF MT. LAVALAVA.
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Okay. Could I ask you a few more otherwise unrelated questions?
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DON'T BOTHER ME ANY MORE, UNLESS YOU WANT A ONE WAY TICKET TO MT. LAVALAVA'S HOT HOT LAVA.
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...Point taken.
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Spear Guy
Weird. This place looks... Familiar.
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Village Leader, I've finally found you! ...And Raphael the Raven?
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Ah, Brown Yoshi! I'm so glad to see you here! What brings you here? Is something wrong in Yoshi's Village?
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Not particularly. We found a washed up Beach Koopa. He's alive, but in critical condition. We let him inside the Toad House. I came here to tell you.
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I see. Anyways, Raphael. This is my good friend I've talked about in passing before, Brown Yoshi. Say hello, Raphael.
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Hello.
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Caw!
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Village Leader, it's unlike you to walk off for extended periods of time. Is something wrong?
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Not particularly, but there is an issue that needed to be addressed.
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Some time ago, we built a zipline from the east of Yoshi's Village to Mt. Lavalava. However, it has come to my attention that it is being abused by unnecessarily curious Yoshis as well as Spear Guys.
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Caw!
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Mario used it to get there, but he's since left and hasn't come back. We're planning taking it down as to not encourage the residents to venture into Mt. Lavalava.
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I am honestly all for taking it down.
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I'm questioning why it hasn't been taken down sooner myself.
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I guess we didn't exactly think about the repurcussions.
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Do you guys hear something?
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Yeah...
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Caw.
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Caw!
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I come in peace!
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Really, now?
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After all of this time harassing our kind, now you decide to speak?
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That's not me, there's lots of other Spear Guys who are just castaways from Shy Guy's Toy Box as exile, but I'm not here to talk about that, there something more pressing that needs to be told.
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And why should we trust you?
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Settle down. Regardless of background, we should listen to him. Now, please say what you were going to say originally.
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Amongst us Spear Guys, we have noticed murmors among the Putrid Piranhas to release a devastating eruption of Mt. Lavalava. Why? We don't know. We tend to be more isolated so we don't usually try to make any allies, but in this case... It may be life or death.
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Sure, Mt. Lavalava briefly erupted after Mario defeated Lava Piranha; but the damage was minimal at best. Are you sure you're not blowing things out of proportion?
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I'm going out of the way to make contact with both you and Raphael the Raven. Don't you think that if I'm trying to serve as a messenger, that something's gone terribly wrong!?
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I believe he has a point.
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...Okay. Fine. We believe you.
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Where are we going?
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To warn the others of course!
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What's the matter with you today? You've never acted this stubborn nor aggressive!
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I don't trust the Spear Guys.
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But we have to! Besides, I just remembered that I have to interview one!
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Well, Mr. Spear Guy... What is your-
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What on earth is wrong with you.
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Give me the paper you're holding.
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Brown Yoshi, you've been talking to the enemies? The enemies that you know very well have hurt me, you, and the other Yoshis!?
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But it's not what you think!
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What else is there to think about!? You were talking and interviewing enemies to... Get their opinions on HP? And presumably sharing intelligence to jeopardize Yoshi's Village?
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But...
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There are no buts. You may have been my best friend... But you're also my greatest enemy. You sicken me.
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C-Chief...
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I'm very sorry about what just happened. I really don't know what came over him, he's such a calm and level headed figure that everyone admires...
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Am I really that bad?
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No, it's my fault. Me and the Village Leader were childhood friends. We once went into Jade Jungle together to play, and one day the Village Leader got attacked by Spear Guys. They alongside us Yoshis have been the inhabitants of Lavalava Island for many years after our ancestors from Yoshi's Island migrated here. Yoshis adapted into a more social lifestyle whereas the Shy Guys adapted into more nomadic, isolationist lifestyles and became Spear Guys, who were also seen on Yoshi's Island. Since then, the two groups have been at each other's throats, having numerous conflicts, destroyed villages, among other scuffles. I have always been there for the Village Leader, and we used to call each other "Chief" and "Leader", we were directionless without each other.
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This isn't your fault. The generations before us who had a sense of superiority and competition ingrained a vendetta between us Spear Guys and you Yoshis. Because we'd rather keep separate than work together, it lead to fear and hatred.
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He's right. I have overseen the peoples of Lavalava Island for a long time, and I think that a primal fear within the Village Leader was awoken.
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No... I have to keep going. Are there any inhabitants of Mt. Lavalava?
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And have said inhabitants rescued?
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It's true, some species reside in Mt. Lavalava. To the best of my recollection, they are... Spike Tops, White Magikoopas, and Red Magikoopas. Apparently, all three of those were tasked by Bowser to stop Mario from retrieving a Star Spirit who was held captive by Lava Piranha.
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But they were there when Mt. Lavalava erupted, right? Does that mean they were killed during the eruption?
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There's only one way to find out.
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Are you implying...?
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Yes, I think it would be important for someone to go into Mt. Lavalava and check for survivors.
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That's... Insane.
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Even I think that's unreasonable.
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Do you want dozens of potential lives to be lost?
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I suppose you have a point.
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That's a good thing you can do.
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I'll... Think about it. For now, I need to get back to Yoshi's Village.
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Take care.
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Caw, caw!
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Be brave.
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Back at Yoshi's Village
Oh, Brown Yoshi! You're back! What took you so long? Why the long face?
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...Nothing. Where is the Village Leader?
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He came back and went back to the Raven Statue he usually sits at. He claims that there is "nothing to worry about" when Red Yoshi asked what was wrong.
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Well... That's good to hear.
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Where is Purple Yoshi? I need to talk to him.
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He's in the Toad House tending to the stranded Koopa.
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Thank You.
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No problem.
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Oh, welcome! If you need rest, the bed is unfortunately in use.
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I'm aware, don't worry. How's our fellow, erm... "visitor" doing?
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I could be better... Thank you for saving me, I heard you were the one who restarted my breathing.
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It's no problem. I'm glad to help a friend in need.
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You really are knowledgeable, Brown Yoshi.
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Actually, Purple Yoshi; can I talk to you?
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Of course, that's waht friends are for! Now how can I help you?
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Actually, I think we need some privacy. Could you perhaps come out to somewhere more private to talk?
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No problem. Lead the way!
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Mt. Lavalava
Is there something wrong? You seem... Tense.
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Before I tell you what's going on, could you promise not to tell anybody else about what I'm going to tell you?
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You can trust me.
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There are talks by an unusually friendly Spear Guy that the Piranha Plants of Mt. Lavalava have a plan to cause a potentially catastrophic eruption. There are potentially undocumented people inside of Mt. Lavalava who need rescuing. I need to go into Mt. Lavalava to check for any survivors and rescue them.
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Okay, that's a lot at once. Basically, Mt. Lavalava is going to erupt and you think there are people inside?
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It's true, I've heard footsteps inside Mt. Lavalava.
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Eeek, a Spear Guy!
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Don't worry about him, he's quite friendly towards Yoshis.
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Regardless, I think that there is some activity inside. You better go check.
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On it.
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Brown Yoshi, are you sure about this?
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I'm positive.
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In that case, I'm going with you. We're a team. We can't let anybody be harmed.
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May I come along to?
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Of course. Just stick together!
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You're a little heavy...
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Never fear!
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The Spaer Guy has become, uh... Just Guy, I suppose.
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Right, then. Onward!
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No turning back now.
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I knew that volcanoes were hot, but not THIS hot. I feel like I'm being cooked alive by just the air!
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Let's press forward.
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Guys, look! Spike Tops!
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Hello? Can you hear us?
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What? What do you want?
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We've come to rescue you.
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Rescue us? Did those Magikoopas keep to their word?
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Um... No?
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Those cowardly bastards!
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Wait, were there Magikoopas here?
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Well, yes...
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The volcano's erupting! We gotta bail!
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Heh, sucks to be you guys!
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Maybe if you Spike Tops were Magikoopas, you'd be gifted the power of flight!
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W-wait! Help!
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Oh, you'll need help alright.
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I don't want to die like this! I'd rather be killed by Mario than die in a stupid volcano!
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My advice? Get to higher ground. The caves don't flood at higher levels, usually the magma chamber fills with lava quicker, faster, and higher than anywhere else.
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Umm... Thank you?
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Thanks to that random Lava Bubble, most of us Spike Tops were able to get to higher ground. Not all of us made it during the eruption, but we've been holding out here, feasting on the leaves of Putrid Piranhas for both water and nourishment.
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What a story. Don't worry, we'll try to help you get out of here.
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That's great news. Boys, round up! Someone's come to rescue us!
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Yay!
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Finally!
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I finally get to see my girlfriend again!
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We're going home!
|
How do we get down there?
|
There's a zipline descending the cliffs and trampolines to head back up the cliffs. If we use the ziplines to head back down, and you two Yoshis could have one carried in your hands, and one on your backs. I could carry just one at a time myself.
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Sounds like a plan.
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Let's do it!
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Freedom!
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MY MASTER... IS IT TIME TO BEGIN OUR PLAN?
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Not yet... Give it time. Soon, but not to soon.
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Piip!
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THERE ARE ALREADY ISLAND NATIVES RESCUING THE ABANDONED KOOPAS.
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Interesting...
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Oh man, that was the most exciting adventure I've had!
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I thought I would have fallen off the purple one's back!
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We're not done yet, we still have to get the rest of your friends.
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The rest of you, stay put.
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Understood.
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Ravens, assemble!
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A bridge! A BRIDGE! We're really going home!
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I... Made it... Phew...
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No, we made it...
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I didn't plan on saving lives today, not even ever... What an experience.
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I knew you could do it, Brown Yoshi.
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Where did you... Hear about my effort?
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One of my Ravens did, he saw you rescue the Spike Tops. Regardless of their history, you decided to rescue them! I am nothing short of proud of you!
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Thank you...
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Cross quickly, but carefullynow! We have about 2 minutes before the bridge bursts into flames.
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Come on, Yoshis!
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Come on, Brown Yoshi! We still have work to do.
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Oh no! How are they gonna get across now!?
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The zipline, of course!
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You okay?
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I'm fine... Just overwhelmed is all.
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We did it!
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We did it...
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Quick, we need to all get to Yoshi's Village to discuss an evacuation plan!
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Understood. I shall lead.
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The End of Lavalava
Do you all hear something?
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Yeah, a whole lotta footsteps.
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It's an attack on Yoshi's Village! Everyone, take cover!
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That's odd, if it was an attack, surely there would have been a warning?
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No, it's not just any attack, it's an ambush!
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Oh no!
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I'm to young to die!
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I'm younger still!
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I'm back.
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Woah... What's going on here?
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Brown Yoshi... Whatnis the meaning of this?
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I'm sorry, but you're wrong. The facts are simply too obvious and overwhelming for me to ignore any longer. Lavalava Island is in danger. I've rounded up all of the remaining innocent Spike Tops who were stranded inside Mt. Lavalava, and Raphael the Raven also helped me rescue them. Purple Yoshi too. And even the Spear Guy you disregarded entirely earlier.
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What does Brown Yoshi mean when he says that "Lavalava Island is in danger".
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It means nothing. Look at you, Brown Yoshi. Your paranoia has brought enemies into our safe haven because you're convinced our home is in danger. Here's a wake up call: We are fine, and we don't need your help.
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Brown Yoshi was brave and uncompromising, however. Even if you do not agree with his actions, you must find his dedication admirable.
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I do not.
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...And now he's bringing a swarm of angry Piranha Plants and Spear Guys to destroy our village!
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No he didn't. Leave. Him. Alone.
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If that's not a crowd of people walking, then what-
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It's happening.
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No... No! It can't be!
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Mt. Lavalava is erupting!
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Everyone, take cover!
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Waaaaaaaah!
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Waaaaaah is right! No salvation! We're doomed!
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Brown Yoshi, I'm so sorry for doubting you. I don't know if you can forgive me ever, but I need you. Please, is there ANYTHING I can do to help you?
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I don't need your help. After you cast me aside, the only thing I nees is for people to listen to me.
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Oh no! Is the Yoshi shopkeeper okay?
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MY WARES! MY BEAUTIFUL MERCHANDISE!
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I think he's fine.
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But we won't be!
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Everyone, listen up. Firstly, I need the Ravens to build rafts. They need to be able to carry up to four people each, and make as many as you can.
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You can count on us.
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Caw!
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Next, somebody needs to talk to the Whale. Light Blue Yoshi, compose yourself and talk to him.
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*sniffle* I'll try my best...! *sob*
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Lastly, the unsually helpful Spear Guy. Go into Jade Jungle and rescue as many fellow Spear Guys as you can. They need you more than ever. If they thought of you as crazy for wanting to talk to us Yoshis, then maybe the prospect of death may scare them into leaving the island alive.
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I'll do it.
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I hope we have enough time.
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The Whale
Must be brave... Must be brave...
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Hello there! Do you want to go to Toad Town?
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I'm afraid it's not that simple. As you can see, Lavalava Island is on the brink of total destruction. Mt. Lavalava is currently erupting and paving the way towards an inhospitable charred island at best and certain death at worst. The thought is too much, we need you to help badly!
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Oh dear. How can I help, my good friend?
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Go to the beach near Yoshi's Village. Several rescue rafts will be present. While this wasn't explicitly stated, I'm going to tie these rafts to you so none of the refugees are adrift at sea.
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An excellent idea. I shall follow. Make haste!
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I am awaiting your next request!
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Let me check on those rafts for you...
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Okay, where are the rafts?
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So far, we've built 2. They're long enough to sustain 6 people aboard.
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I've just checked with the Whale. We agreed to a plan where the rafts would be tied to the Whale's fins, as to not let the rafts drift away. The Whale is waiting at the beach next to the west of the village for the rafts to be tied up on him.
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Well...
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You've heard him. To the beach the rafts go.
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I believe that should work.
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This will be hard. But I'm prepares for a challenge if it means resucing innocent civillians.
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I'm just glad nobody finds me weak or lame in this particular instance. Desperate measures, one may say.
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We should let the injured Beach Koopa ride on top of the whale. As he is unable to walk, he is currentlt the most vulnerable person to rescue.
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Brown Yoshi, I'm scared...
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It'll be alright.
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Look! A group of Spear Guys are coming! And... Sushie?
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These bad boys were getting on my nerves! One of them tried to round 'em up, but he didn't even have a weapon of his own!
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That's me...
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Haha!
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Caw.
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Sailing Away
Okay, a headcount. There's the Village Leader, me, and the Beach Koopa. We will all ride on the whale himself. Next, we have Red, Yellow, Light Blue, Purple, Green, and the other Light Blue one that ran Yoshi's Cabana. A total of 6, which will occupy one raft, or Raft 1. Next, the Fearsome 5 and Sushie, who will occupy Raft 2. Next, the Toad House owner, and 5 Spike Tops for Raft 3. Raphael The Raven is heavy and will take up all of Raft 4. The remaining rafts, Raft 5, Raft 6, and Raft 7, will be taken up by the remaining 10 Spike Tops and 6 Spear Guys.
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It sounds like a plan.
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No time to waste.
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I'm ready when everyone else is...Start boarding, everyone!
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Are we ready?
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Escapees
Yes we are!
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Then away we go!
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It's so awful to see that our old home was taken away from us.
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Brown Yoshi, you definetly brushed me off earlier, but I am absolutely sorry. I deserve it. If you don't want to forgive me, I understand.
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You're going to need to work on your tolerance of other species. Soon, you'll be in Toad Town. An absolute melting pot of different people from differenr backgrounds. Once you understand the people around you instead of your bubble, come back to me and maybe we can discuss our friendship.
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I don't know what else to say except that I'm sorry, and that I'll try harder...
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...
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The first time the Village Leader saw me, he scoffed at me... Glad to see someone else care about me!
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A New Beginning
What on earth is that?
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It's the whale...
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...With boats tied to him?
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What a sight to behold.
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I can see people aboard!
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I never thought I'd ever see this place ever again, but... I'm home!
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I have never seen so many people arrive before! What could have possibly happened?
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Well, to be frank... Lavalava Island is uninhabitable. Mt. Lavalava erupted and it oozed lava everywhere, swallowing Yoshi's Village. Thanks to some quick thinkibg and ample time, we were able to save a lot of people!
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Brown Yoshi was fearless. He didn't hesitate to help the Spike Tops trapped in Mt. Lavalava, he listened to a friendly Spear Guy to get a warning that could have resulted in disaster.
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Hooray for Brown Yoshi!
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I knew I could trust you!
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I thought you were the coolest. You're the best friend I've had, Brown Yoshi!
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Huuuuhhhhh...
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You sound like an undeniably intrepid soul. Welcome, Brown Yoshi.
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And a warm welcome to all of your friends as well! I'm excited to see what you will do here in Toad Town.
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I can't wait to go back to Koopa Village! I bet my friends must be worried sick about me after they heard I wanted to sail to Rougeport on a dinky little raft.
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Haha, I bet you will be.
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Chapter 6: Flower Finder
Written by 4DJumpman256.
Flower Fields
…and lastly, how would you say you feel about badges?
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(The Spiny rolls up into a ball.)
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I see, very interesting…
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Yo Lakilulu! Guess wha- uh, are you interviewing a Spiny?
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Oh hi, Lakilester. Princess Peach asked me to survey all of the enemies in Flower Fields for their thoughts on HP upgrades. Including this little guy!
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Woah, a mission from the princess? Look at you go! Let me know if you need my help.
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There’s my Lakilester, always wanting to help people! But no thank you, I’ve got this under control.
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Aww c’mon! I haven’t gotten to do anything super big and important since Mario’s adventure. Please let me help!
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You can help me by staying out of trouble while I’m gone. Now, I’ve got to go…
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I’m not going to find the rest of these enemies by just pulling them out of my cloud.
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Aww, alright. Good luck babe!
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Crazee Dayzee
Hello there, little Crazee Dayzee! Would you mind if I asked you a few questions for Princess Peach’s survey?
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Sure thing! I promise to give you my hooonest answers.
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Ok, thank you! First item on the list, what’s your HP?
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8… maybe!
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Now, what’s your opinion on HP upgrades?
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You’ll want lots of those if you don’t want to be hurt by these nasty bzzaps! Take it from a sweet, innocent, totally-trustworthy flower like me.
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…and finally, what do you think of Badges?
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I hate Badges! Travelers who come in with them never fall victim to my drowsy lullabies!
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Oh, I meant… What you think of badges you’ve used for yourself?
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I still hate them! I tried this pretty one with a music note, and it made my lovely singing voice sound all funny.
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Somebody! Help!
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Uh oh, I’d better see what’s going on over there. Thank you for your time!
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Hmph! Remember to get delicious, honey-flavored fruits by shaking lots of trees!
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Petunia and the Monty Moles
Thank goodness you’re here. These wicked creatures keep trying to nibble away at my roots!
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Just a little bit, I mean c’mon we’re all friends here.
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Hey, I thought Monty Moles were native to Mt. Rugged. These wear more of a… Grimy lime design.
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Petunia, would you mind if I gave these guys a quick interview?
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If it will keep their mouths off of my roots, then go for it.
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Now, you troublemakers, what’s your HP?
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48.
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Wait, like, total? Or just one of us?
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Just one.
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Oh, then 12.
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What’s your opinion on HP upgrades?
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Can you throw HP upgrades?
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What?
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Yeah, nah. HP upgrades are totally weak.
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Um, okay. Well, what do you think of badges?
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Can you throw badges?
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Oh yeah, I love throwing badges.
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You’re not supposed to throw badges, you wear them!
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Hey, throwing’s worked out great for me.
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This is why you’re only the third strongest mole, jerk
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YOU’RE the third strongest mole!
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Quiet! That will be enough.
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Cool.
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Now leave Petunia alone before I throw a spiny at your heads!
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Ahhh!!!
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Okay, sheesh!
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We’re leaving!!
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Go and listen to our awesome encounter music bye!
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Yippee! The Moles are gone!! I can’t thank you enough!!!
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It was nothing. Now stay safe, Petunia!
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Lakitu
Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo… No… What came after that?
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Hey!
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Oh hey, Lakilulu. What’s up?
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Just doing some survey stuff for the princess. I’m asking every enemy for their opinion on HP upgrades.
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Woah, you go! Need me to get you a- whatever those things are?
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No, thank you. I have Spinies at home. I could use a bit of your time though.
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Heck yeah, asking the real powerful enemies, I see. Alright, hit me with those questions.
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Sure thing! First, what’s your HP?
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Uhh, 12.
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Next, how do you feel about HP upgrades?
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Don’t got a problem with ‘em.
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And finally, what are your thoughts on badges?
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Badges are so cool. I’d love to touch one someday.
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Wha- Huh?! You’re not my cloud!
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Boss never let us touch his badge.
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What’re you doing, man? Where’d my cloud go?
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Oh. Yeah. I was hoping to demo my chauffer-flying skills to some of the Lakitus around here. I’ve been looking for work since Huff N. Puff fired me for trying to take his “super-powerful” badge.
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Whaddya think? Just as good as your old cloud?
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Oh. You want work? I’ll put ya to work alright.
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Put you to work to pay off the cloud you destroyed!
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I didn’t destroy it, I just left it by that log.
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Don’t you know Lakitu Clouds disappear if you leave them alone?!
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They’re expensive too. I’d been saving up for a year to buy that thingy.
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Geez, sorr-REE.
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Those things don’t just appear out of thin air!
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I don’t have time for this, I’ve got interviews to do.
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See ya later, Lakilulu. Tell Lakilester I said hi.
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Will do!
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They totally do appear out of thin air though.
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Wait, really?
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Green and Yellow Magikoopas
You nincompoop, HP is the superior stat to upgrade.
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I’m telling you, BP is the better choice by far.
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Hello, Magikoopas, could I please ask you a few questions.
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Get lost, lady! We’re in the middle of a heated debate about HP upgrades!
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That’s perfect, actually. That’s exactly what the princess asked me to survey people about.
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Oh. Well then, I suppose you could stick around.
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Yay! I’ll get started. Firstly, what’s your HP?
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11 at maximum.
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Eh- er, yes. Also 11.
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What do you think of HP upgrades?
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Oh, don’t get us started on that.
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Just don’t.
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Lastly, what’s your opinion on Badges?
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I never personally found them all that helpful.
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Shows what you know. I personally love Badges, especially those like Zap Tap. You’ll find it hard to argue with the ability to grant yourself an electric barrier from all close-quarters attacks!
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But what good is a Zap Tap badge to any of us when you can simply grant us that effect anyway?
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Why, I say you ought to- Hmm. I see. You may raise a good point actually.
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In fact, I wonder what other Badge effects we can replicate… Feeling Fine!
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Ow! Watch it you- Oh, my migraine’s gone!
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Dodge Master!
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Ack! My vision’s all blurry. I’ll need to- hmm…well, I suppose I won’t be needing these glasses anymore.
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Thank you both, I’ll be on my merry way now.
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Wah-huh. Hngh! Why would you do that? Now I can barely move.
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Tolielip
Who’s next, Amazy Dayzee? I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of those.
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I’ll go ask Tolielip if he’s seen one around.
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Hey there Tolielip, do you know where I might be able to find an Amazee Dayzee?
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Amazee Dayzee? Uh-huh, yeah. I think I saw one go up to the Cloudy Climb. You’ll definitely find one there! Heh heh heh.
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Thanks Tolielip!
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Cloudy Climb
Oh, ew! It’s that horrible monster who Lakilester used to work for. He’s the most despicable brute in all of Flower Fields!
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Hm, actually…
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Hey Huff N. Puff!
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Oh, if it isn’t the girlfriend of that traitor! Whaddya want?!
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I’m here to conduct a survey on behalf of… Well, it doesn’t matter. But all Flower Fields residents have to participate!
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Gah, fine! Just get on with it. As much it would pain me.
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See? It’s already paining me!
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What’s your max HP?
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60 HP.
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One!
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What’s your opinion on HP upgrades?
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I don’t need HP upgrades, I can heal myself whenever I want. Watch this.
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Noooooo!!!
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How could you do that to your own minions?! You really are horrible.
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Ngh, I still need to ask: what do you think of badges?
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I love badges! In fact, I keep my treasured “Super Jump Charge” next to my lair at all times, one of the strongest in the world.
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I haven’t the foggiest idea where it could have gone. I bought this “Super Smash Charge” to replace it, but it’s just not the same.
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Well I hope you never find it, you rotten stink cloud! Goodbye to you!
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Hey!
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Sun Tower
That still leaves just one… But I don’t know where else to look! I guess I could look over by…
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Hey there, pretty little lady. What are you doing in this part of town?
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Lakilester! Would you quit that?! I told you I’ve got survey work to do.
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Stop being silly! You know very well I’ve got important work to do. Princess Peach asked me to survey every enemy in the Flower Fields for their opinions on HP upgrades.
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Every enemy? I’ll have you know that I’m quite the tough enemy.
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Really? What’s your HP?
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50, (I’ve been working out).
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What’s your opinion on HP upgrades?
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I used to be all about those. Hence the 50. But after traveling with Mario, y’know, he’d shown me the value of FP and BP. Now get why people say being well-rounded is important.
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Well I’m glad to hear you’ve grown and learned something from your travels!
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Oh yeah, for sure. Mario had a ton of cool Badges. There was this one that could let him walk on spikes, or fire, even! Yeah, they’re rad.
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…and I suppose that answers my last question.
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Sick. Then what do you say we go home and get a milkshake?
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I’d love to, but I still have one more enemy to find.
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Which is it?
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Wait, don’t tell me. Amazee Dayzee?
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Yes… How did you know?
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Ha! Good luck finding one of those. They’re rarer than- THERE’S ONE RIGHT THERE!
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What? Catch it!
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It’s running too fast. We'll never catch up to it at this rate.
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Throw Spiny eggs to corner it!
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Yes ma’am.
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It’s still getting away!
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I’ve got this…
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Hurricane!
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Ha! Good luck running away now!
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Yes! Good job Lakilester.
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WHAT DID YOU DO?!?! WHAT IS THIS??!?!??!!
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Now, as for you…what’s your HP?
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Guess they don’t like Badges.
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I can’t imagine why. Now, what do you say we go home and get a milkshake? My treat.
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Woohoo!!!
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Epilogue
See, told you. The water vapor just collects right here and…voila! Fresh new clouds, ripe for the taking.
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Oh, we’re going to be so rich.
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Chapter 7: Shimmering Shiver City
Written by User:Christianosc and User:ProblematicPeriwinklePlum.
Herringway’s Home
...White Clubba… Swoopula… Monstar… and Crystal King, that should do it for the list. Hmm, I have quite the number of people to survey better get started now.
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Well, onwards now!
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Oh, looks like Herringway's on a big journey again!
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Or… Maybe not. After all, he was assigned to do that HP survey thing by Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom.
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Oh? Maybe he's gonna write a fantastic story about such travels!
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Maybe… Who knows? He's always such a curious character.
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Ah… So you do understand his complexities!
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Everyone here knows that you're the biggest fan of Herringway, so that doesn't necessarily surprise me.
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He's great! Honestly! No bias!
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Oh, my sweetheart… It's okay to get a little excited sometimes.
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Farewell! Be back in one piece, please!
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Gulpit
Now, where should I head to first?
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Let’s see Shiver Snowfield thats seems like a good place to start…
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Ah, a Gulpit! How convenient. Now, how would I approach it?
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...
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Ahem.
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GAH! What are you even doing behind me?!
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Oh, hello there. No intent to harm, but may I trouble you to ask just a few brief questions.
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No! Get outta my face BLEGH!
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*thud*
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Now that was a completely unprecedented and volatile reaction. Again, I reiterate that I mean no harm to you. Now then, will you participate?
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BLEGH!
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Now, this is what will happen to you if you don't keep your mouth shut. It would be in the best of your interests to head back to Shiver City.
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Urggh…
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What? You're not dead? I was trying to make an example out of you!
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That's… No fair…
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Are you okay?
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It could be better… At least I'm alive.
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I don't know what will happen next, but I shall make my vengeance clear to this vile creature!
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Ow! You said that you wouldn't harm me!
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Unfortunately, it was necessary for my own protection; as you were the one to initiate combat.
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BLEGH!
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*klunk*
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Unfortunately, you seem to have underestimated my skills at dodging projectiles. Now, I will give you an option to peacefully surrender. I believe it is the wisest choice.
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...Fine.
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Okay. I give up. Now, what do you want from me?
|
You… Monster…
|
I want to ask you three simple questions. These questions are generally non-violent in nature, to the best of my recollection.
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Okay, fine. Go and ask me.
|
Okay, now… What is your Max HP?
|
12 HP.
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Okay, now… What are your opinion on HP upgrades?
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If you hut hard, you won't have to think for another second about your defenses.
|
Interesting, intriguing, fascinating… Now, my final question; what do you think of badges?
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Annoying. Dumb. Lame. Stupid. Insufferable. Unbearable. Abhorrent. Awful. Disgusting. Despicable. Gross. Pitiful. Putrid. Negative adjective number 14. Have I made it clear that I hate them? And you?
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I see, understood. Thank you for answering my questions.
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BLEGH!
|
You're going to have to try harder to attack me. Regardless, I will take my leave.
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Good.
|
Hmm…
|
Are you okay?
|
I'm sorry. I was trying to head out for a walk, and that rude… Thing decided to attack me for no discernable reason. And ate me! Ugh, I don't want to go through that again…
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Don't worry, you're safe and sound now. Now then, what is your name?
|
My name… Is Ancho.
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Nice to meet you, Ancho. Now, what do you do?
|
Oh, I'm not really the beast traveler. As you just saw, I got pretty beat up by that Gulpit. It's a miracle that you just so happened to be around here so you could save me from an untimely fate.
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It's nothing.
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I uh… Like to tell jokes! Would you like to hear one?
|
I'm a little pressed for time, but sure. Go ahead, try to impress me.
|
Did you know that Mario has a doppleganger sister? Her name is Maria! A knee slapper there, eh!?
|
Uh… Yeah. That's funny, I guess.
|
Oh, oh! I've got a better one! Why were all of the Toads invited to Princess Peach's survey summons? Because they're fungis! Haha! Isn't that funny?
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...Thank you, Ancho.
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Huh…? Oh, I get it. It's fine, I got to improve my routine anyways. Sand off those edges, buff out those scratches… It'll be fine.
|
Ancho, would you perhaps like some pointers?
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Huh? Oh, of course! After all, you are one of the most famous non-fiction novelists across the greater Mushroom Kingdom area!
|
Well, comedy may not be my strongest suit, but… Would you perhaps like to be a part of my next adventure?
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A-a-adventure? Really!? Do you mean it!? Oh… Wow! I'm so ecstatic I could explode in joy! I'd love that!
|
Oh, thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou-
|
Okay, okay. I believe you've made your point. Now then, pack your bags. You may just be immortalized in text sooner than you think.
|
Oh, wow… Shiver Region, here we come!
|
Frosty Piranha
So, where are we going?
|
I was going to Shiver Snowfield for a Gulpit. ...But we just encountered that, so onto Shiver Mountain!
|
Ah yes, the next enemy is the Frost Piranha! Known for spitting out ice balls, like an ice flower.
|
But Herringway, I don’t think it can talk?
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It?? I’m not an object.
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AH!
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Actually Ancho, these types of Piranha Plants can talk, along with Lava Piranhas.
|
Oh, I see.
|
What do you want from me!?
|
We have a few questions to ask you about Heart Points/HP-Up Hearts/Health Upgrades.
|
Okay, I get it, you’re talking about hearts.
|
So will you take the survey?
|
Hmmm.... What do I get out of it?
|
Um, w-well…
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Uh, this potato!
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H-Hey! That’s mine!
|
I am kinda hungry. Alright go ahead.
|
What is your max Heart Points?
|
10.
|
Very good. Now, what do you think of Heart Point Upgrades, do you think they're useful?
|
I don't know, maybe?
|
Very well, last question. What do you think of Badges?
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I only like the Ice Power one, those serve me purpose.
|
Great. That’s all the questions!
|
Here’s your potato!
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GUP-
|
Next on the list is White Clubba. Have you seen a White Clubba anywhere?
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*Eating Iced Potato* Thezz chouda be forther up awheat.
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Repeat that?
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It said they should be further up ahead.
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*Eating Iced Potato* OIM NOWT OIN OIBCHED!
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Thank you sir, now we best be on our way.
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White Clubba
Greetings, White Clubba.
|
How did you two get up here without failing miserably? HAH!
|
Hey! If anything; going to attack Herringway you’ll have to get through me fir-
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AAAAAAAAH!!
|
...Uh, we have some questions to ask you.
|
Like?
|
Well, I suppose-er, guess I'll ask them. First, what is your max Heart Points?
|
15! Wait no 12.
|
Ok, and what do you think of HP upgrades?
|
Feels like a cheat!
|
Okay. And lastly, what do you think of Badges?
|
Again, cheats!
|
Okay, that is all. Better check on my acquaintance!
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Swoopula
Ancho! Are you alright?
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Yeah…*yawn*. How many do we have left to interview?
|
Let’s see...
|
Ok… Gulpit, Check. Frost Piranha, Check. White Clubba, check. I think now the last place to look for enemies is the The Crystal Palace.
|
Um, isn’t that where the worst ones are?
|
I think that’s subjective, but we got to anyway. It’s very urgent I ask these questions to many enemies.
|
Well, I guess you’re a bit of a toadstool. Because you're only a pedestal to a bigger problem. HA! get it?
|
...Moving on.
|
Well, here we are.
|
It’s empty... Welp, guess we can go.
|
We haven’t explored yet. Many enemies stay hidden in this place.
|
Like that Swoop up there?
|
Yes, exactly like that. We have our next foe. Hey! Care to take a survey!
|
...zzz…
|
I think they're sleeping.
|
Ah right, we gotta wake them up.
|
What’s in your backpack?
|
Let’s see... My map, Iced Potatoes, Super Mushrooms, Hammer, Apple?
|
Apple!
|
WOAH!
|
Ancho! That was rather reckless.
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My bad...
|
It’s alright, Is that Swoopula okay?
|
H-Hello? Are you alright?
|
BOO!
|
AH!
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AH!
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Ha! Got you!
|
Heh, nice one.
|
W-wha?? I thought you were knocked out!?
|
An apple wouldn’t knock me out, but a hammer could.
|
I- whatever not important, we have a few questions to ask you.
|
Okay, go ahead.
|
What is your max Heart Points?
|
Uh... 8?
|
I see... What are your opinions on Heart Point upgrades?
|
I don’t think I know what that is.
|
That’s perfectly fine... And what do you think of Badges?
|
Hammer ones are scary!
|
Okay, that's all. Thanks for taking the survey. Do you know where other enemies may be?
|
Oh, I can call my friend Duplighost here.
|
That would be efficient.
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HEY DUPLE! GET OVER HERE!
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Duplighost
'Sup.
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Wait, is that me??
|
Wait, what the flap!?
|
Duple, you’re scaring people again.
|
Heh, funny time!
|
Wh-wha?
|
Ah right silly me, we Duplighosts can take on the appearance, voice and abilities of other people.
|
Thats... Pretty funny!
|
Thanks.
|
When I become a comedian, you've got to be my special guest.
|
Can we talk about that later. Ahem, anyway we have a few questions to ask-
|
Oh! I overheard you already, my max is 15 HP, I like HP upgrades and I don’t care for Badges.
|
Could you maybe repeat that?
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Bye.
|
Wowee! Now there’s just one more!
|
Correct, and that's the Crystal King. Swoopula, do you know where he is?
|
They're all the way to the right at the end of the Crystal Palace.
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Thanks, let's get going.
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Crystal King
Here we are.
|
You think I should tell him a joke?
|
Don’t be foolish, Ancho. This is serious.
|
Why were all of the Toads invited to Princess Peach's survey summons?... Because they're fungis!
|
...Ha ha! Your friend amuses me. Okay, I’ll take the survey.
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OH! Um, okay... What’s your max Heart Points?
|
70, gotta have it big.
|
Your thoughts on Heart Point Upgrades?
|
I'd say they’re pretty good.
|
Ok and last question, your thoughts on Badges?
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Don’t think I care for those.
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And that's it, thanks for answering. Let’s go Ancho.
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Seeya!
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Good job there, Ancho. Shouldn’t have doubted yoy.
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Thanks Herringway, so we’re now done!
|
Actually...
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?
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There’s one more enemy we should encounter, follow me.
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Starborn Valley
Herringway, don't you think we're just a little lost? I don't think there's any enemies here in Starborn Valley!
|
There's some information that I know can be answered. Since I never saw a Monstar, I believe that some of the locals here will be able to answer out questions.
|
Huh? OH-oh, I get it now.
|
Welcome to Starborn Valley. What brings you two here today?
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Hello there! My name is Ancho, I wish to become a great comedian! This is my accomplice and partner in crime, Herringway? You know Herringway, dontcha? Kinda hard to miss, with those elegant eyebrow feathers, his fame… Oh, why am I wasting my breath? His presence speaks for himself!
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I know who Herringway is, and the fact that he is physically present with you. I was just being polite. Regardless, do you have any particular business here?
|
To my understanding, there was once a creature that inhabited this area known as a "Monstar". Apparently, it no longer exists and we wanted to know if anybody here could help us out by telling us info about it.
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Monstar? Oh, Monstar. Truth be told, I'm not an expert on that. You may want to speak to our Shaman leader, Merle.
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And where exactly is Merle located?
|
Over there.
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That's him.
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Merle's a house?
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No, he lives 'in' the house.
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Oh. I get it now!
|
Thank you for the information, err…
|
You can call me Ninji.
|
Well thank you, Ninji. Your information is proving to be invaluable assistance to us.
|
Hello? Anybody home?
|
???
Come in, come in.
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Okay, here we go.
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Greetings. You must be from Shiver City, as you're both Bumpties. What brings you here today?
|
Hello, Merle. I was wondering if you would happen to recall details regarding the elusive creature known as "Monstar".
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Monstar, eh? That wasn't a real monster. In truth, it was a group of Star Kids who wished to protect Starborn Valley from invaders with malicious intent. I don't know the full details, but some of the Star Kids who once made up Monstar may be able to know. Some of them have since ascended to Star Haven, though.
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Would you happen to know any particular Star Kid who would recall that information?
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I do, in fact. Follow me.
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I hope he may be of assistance.
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Who? Me?
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Yes, you. Some residents of Shiver City have come over to ask you about something in particular.
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Oh? What is it?
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I'll leave it to them to answer your question. I'll be heading back now.
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Thank you for your assistance.
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It is my pleasure.
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So… Now what?
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Now what? You talked to me for no reason? That's a tad strange.
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No no, we do have a purpose. Please excuse Ancho, he's a bit over eager to please others, but he does mean well in the end.
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That's me! …I think.
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Oh. Well, enough stalling, what did you have in mind to ask me?
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I am a delegate for a survey project by Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom. It is my goal to ask potential interviewees regarding their opinions on HP, what their max HP is, and their opinion on badges.
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All that? I'm no fighter…!
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Please let me finish. One of these assigned creatures to interview by the princess was Monstar. Allegedly, it was moreso a prank by the Star Kids who lived in Starborn Valley to keep outsiders away. Mario had defeates the illusion, and Monstar was no more. Merle has alleged you to be among the Star Kids to have been a part of the "Monstar incident", so to speak. Is this true?
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...Yes, I admit it. What's gonna happen to me? Are you going to take me away?
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But won't you be taken away anyways to Star Haven at some point in your life regardless?
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Ancho, please remain silent. It's disrespectful to interrupt an ongoing conversation.
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Oh, okay…
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I'm sorry for my acquaintance's disturbance, we have no intent to remove you from your home. We would simply like to ask you the three questions we mentioned earlier, because you would naturally be the best candidate.
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Oh, that would be fun! I've always wanted to be a star!
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...But you're already a star?
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No, I mean famous! This could be my big break, being interviewed on behalf of the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom herself; Princess Peach!
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Those are indeed, lofty aspirations. Regardless, I will now ask you your first question: What is your max HP; or in this case, what 'was' your HP while you were in the state of Monstar?
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Monstar's max HP was 20!
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Good good, excellent. Now then, what would your opinion on HP Upgrades, in the mind of Monstar, have been?
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I think it would have liked it.
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Great. Now then, my final question. What do you think Monstar's opinion on badges have been?
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Oh, oh! I actually kind of know a real answer to this! If I think, if I can 'really' think…!
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I bet I can lay off this old badge inventory that's been rotting in my ware for years now! I bet Starborn Valley could have a bunch of the spendy folks.
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Raaaawwwwrrrr! Yoouuu have to lleeeeaaaavvveee!
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EEEEYIKES! A monster!
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Ahahahahaha! You're spooked now, aren't you!?
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Okay, okay! Here, I've got a deal for you. You can have all of my badges, and I mean ALL of my badges, and then you can leave me alone and don't hurt me.
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Hmmm… Let… me… Think…
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I have coooommme to my coonnncclllusssiiiooonn.
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Oh, and what would it be?
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I believe that YYYYOOOOUUURRRR OFFFFEEEERRRR IIISSSS PAAAATTTHHHETTTICCC! LEAVE NOW!
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Aw man, I never expected to have such a chilly reception here! Gaaaahhhh!
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And that was the 'actual' Monstar's experience with Badges. He didn't like them! Or more accurately, we didn't think highly of them.
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How interesting… I was quite entertained by your recollection of the events, I must admit. Thank you for your time.
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Oh, you're welcome! Glad to be of assistance.
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Well, I shall be heading on my way. Goodbye.
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Goodbye!
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That kid was weird.
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Well, I can admit… He's quite the interesting character.
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Return to Herringway’s home
Welcome back, Herringway!
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How was your travels?
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Quite the journey, I think it something I’ll have to write about.
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Oh! Will I be included in it?
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Well you were accompanying me, Of course.
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Nice!
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Who’s this?
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I’m Ancho! A future comedian…Someday.Hopefully.
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This is Ancho. I saved him from a Gulpit, and he helped me out on the journey.
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I see. Welcome to Shiver City, Ancho.
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I’ve actually been here before... I think?
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Well, I'm gonna head home. See you three later.
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Bye Herringway.
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Y-yeah, bye...
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*writes* My Travels Today:
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A lot to talk about what first for my draft?
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Who could that be?
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Ancho? What is it?
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W-well... Here’s the thing. I have nowhere else to go... I don’t have a place to stay. So I was wondering If I could...um-
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Ok, sure. Get in here.
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YAY! You’re a great friend. *gasp* Hey! I can show you my comedy skits!
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Chapter 8: Starring You!
Written by ProblematicPeriwinklePlum.
Shooting Star Summit
Oh dear... Why me? I'm not up for huge repsonsibilities.
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Hey! Watch it!
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S-sorry!
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I haven't really been away from Star Haven in a while.
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So close, but so far away. I wonder how the others are doing...
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I can't help but think... Something, or someone can help me in there.
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Hello?
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???
Oh, do come in.
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Wow, it looks... Magical in here.
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Well, there may not be much magic quite here, there sure is a lot of love in our humble abode.
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Oh, I'm sorry! Forgive my intrusion. What is your name, if you'd forgive me for my impatience?
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No fear. My name is Merluvlee. My job is to give guidance to those who need it with my fortune-telling. What brings you here?
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Oh, me? Well, I was asked to do some kind of survey for Princess Peach. I'm supposed to ask the local enemies and such about their opinions on HP Upgrades or something... It's pretty bizarre, and I don't quite fully understand.
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I'm not sure if I could quite help with that, for I simply help others find things they desire, more than simple guidance. You may want to see my good friend Merlon in Toad Town. He specializes in forseeing ways to aid your future.
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Oh, I see. I don't want to be a bother, then. I guess I can go on my way now.
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Stay as long as you need. Your journey may be long and uncertain, but I can see you take comfort here. If it clears your mind, it's the least I could do!
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Oh, thank you!
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It's so entrancing... I feel relaxed.
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It is very pretty.
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...Oh? I guess they're all tuckered out.
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Zzz...
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Hello?
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Oh, umm... Hello? Is this a dream?
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No, this is my room! Merluvlee brought you here, apparently you got very comfy here and took a nap. She thinks you're adorable.
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Oh, that's sweet of her. Ans you are...?
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I'm Merlow, Merluvlee's youngee brother. I like to collect Star Pieces, and I often trade them our with others for Badges since I don't particularly find them useful.
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Pleased to make your acquaintance, then.
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I heard that you were assigned some kind of research mission by 'the' Princess Peach. How does it feel?
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Well, it kind of happenes so quickly for me. I'm just your average resident of Star Haven and because I decided to attend the event out of my own curiosity... Bam, a federally enfored and endorsed job within the Mushroom Kingdom.
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I imagine it must be stressful, then.
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Correct. I just want to go back to Star Haven and continue my research, but I'm feeling so nervous to even start...
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Well, I only just met you now; and I'm even more positive that my words will be less meaningful than a friend of yours, but I believe in you. I think you can do great things, like that survey.
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Are you sure?
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Of course! For what reason would I need to lie to encourage people?
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...Not sure? That's a bit specific, don't you think?
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Um... No. I just wanted to encourage you. Go, uh... What's your name again?
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Well, it's a little complicated and difficult to pronounce, keep that in mind. Regardless, my n-
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A shooting star landed in the yard again. Merlow, could you please help me out and clean up the mess?
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Okay, fine.
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Thank you for the hospitality. I suppose I should be heading out then.
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If you ever need my assistance, do not hesitate to stop by for a visit!
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Thank you!
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Star Haven
I know I can do it... I know I can do it!
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Phew... That's a lot of travelling.
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Greetings, have your travels made you weary?
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I guess so.
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Wait, you're the one who went off to see Peach's Castle over some commotion?
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Well, more accurately... An invite came up here somehow and I found it. I huess I got a little too curious...
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How did it go? What happened?
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Well, I guess I have a task... I'm supposed to find some, enemies... But I don't even know where these are!
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Oh? What's that?
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Perhaps the Star Spirits will know? They are of great wisdom.
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Well, that's true. However... I feel my task is far too insignificant to be worthy of the Star Spirits attention!
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Don't be shy... I'm positive all of them can be willing to spare their time!
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Well, okay...
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Hello? Is anyone there?
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???
Welcome...
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I do say, welcome...
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I have a problem... I hope I'm not a bother by using your knolwedge.
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Do not fret! We are happy to help those who are in need. Now, how can we help you?
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You see, below Star Haven lies the Mushroom Kingdom. Recently, the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, Princess Peach; has given out select atendees to engage in a task most daunting: to interview the local enemies. And the thing is, I don't recognize any of the enemies that were listed. It's incredibly confusing to me. Forgive my intrusion, but may you be of assistance?
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...If I recall correctly, the only hostile forces near Star Haven were in Bowser's Castle, which has been destroyed. However, I believe you deserve to know the full picture of what had happened.
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It is with great pride to assist you. However, Star Haven has historically been a rather peaceful place. In recent memory, the largest disturbance of peace was when Bowser decided to steal the Star Rod and abuse it's power.
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Bowser had then used the power of the Star Rod to construct a castle beneath Princess Peach's Castle that would suspend it into the skies above. His plan was in motion, but it had failed.
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Bowser was defeated by Mario. His castle addition had exploded. Within these castle walls, lay a variety of minions who were tasked to stop Mario in his tracks. Many of these enemies were defeated by Mario, while the rest were scattered by the explosion of the castle.
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The explosion had left many minions hurling towards the ground. With Bowser defeated, it was up to either fire, explosion, or impact that would end their lives Regardless of affiliation, some of these were rescued and recovered by nearby Stars.
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Some were lucky, having been caught by other members of Bowser, the others perished upon impact.
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Oh no! Even if they were under an awful leadership, I'm not sure if they deserved death.
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...And we agree with you. Some of these soliders that were recoveres by our kind were in fact, spared of their lifes being taken away.
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However, they were not immune to punishment. We decided to banish them to another realm! That will give them time to think of their misdeeds.
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Oh, um... Would these enemies happen to consist of a... Excuse me for a moment...
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Well, would you happen to have recscued an Ember, Bony Beetle, Koopatrol, Dry Bones, Bombshell Bill, or Hammer Bros.?
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We believe... We have a few.
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Be warned. These beasts were hostile upon capture and are unlikely to have changed within such a short amount of time.
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Well then, let us commence forth!
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All but one. We've trapped them in force fields that suspend them in the air, they cannot hurt you.
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Oh, they look so menacing...
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They cannot harm you in their current state. You are free to speak to them.
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Oh, okay... I'm a little nervous.
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You are safe. No need to worry in the slightest.
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Do not fear us. Approach us.
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I think I will go from left to right.
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We believe this should satisfy you.
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For the time being, we will remain silent as to not distract you with the matters at hand.
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Good luck!
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Well, then... What do we have here?
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Bony Beetle
What are you?
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*rattle rattle*
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Not much of a talker, eh? Let's uss context clues!
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So, the Hammer Bro holds a hammer... And the Koopatrol wear armor, as if he were to 'patrol'. Lastly, there's Dry Bones and a Bony Beetle. You kind of look like a Buzzy Beetle, therefore it's most logical to assume you are the Bony Beetle.
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*malcontent rattling*
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Now, what's your HP?
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*disgruntled rattling*
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8 HP!
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What was that?
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8 HP! Bony Beetles don't talk, because they don't have any vocal cords to speak with!
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Oh. Well, that's unfortunate. How am I supposed to continue this interview with a subject that's mute?
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I don't think you can. But, if you have any other questions about my friend Orville, feel free to ask me!
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*confused rattling*
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That's not his name.
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Who's Orville?
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Why, the Buzzy Beetle of course! Cute name, eh?
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That's still not his name.
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*upset rattling*
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So... It's a he? He has a name?
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Yeah, Orville and I are friends! Ever since we were banished, me and him have been besties, keeping each other company.
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His name isn't Orville.
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*annoyed rattling*
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Well... You two have a history, I'm not sure what else to ask then.
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You could've asked what Orville's favorite color is. That's a fun one!
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Nobody here is named Orville.
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Um... Green?
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*angry rattling*
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AAAAANNNT! Wrong! It's pale orange!
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...What?
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I bet you'd find me more interesting than him though. Go ahead, ask away! I'll blow your mind!
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Well, you're after the Koopatrol. So umm... Could you wait your turn?
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Aw... Come on!
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*enraged rattling*
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Sorry, that's how I'm ordering this. Sorry again.
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Koopatrol
Excuse me, could you introduce yourself?
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I am Koopatrol #73! I serve King Bowser! ...Or, at least I did at one point. After Bowser fell, I've tried to jump off the castle's walls in order to survive, and I did... Only to be banished to some strange dimension.
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Okay then, what's your max HP?
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8 HP. Nothing more, nothing less.
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What's your opinion on HP upgrades?
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I know of many who are able to use them effectively for survival. I was never gifted with that ability.
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Okay. Now, what is your opinion on badges?
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A badge can be a quite fine accessory and an asset to a battle.
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Hey, did you know that you can't see the HP of Orville in dark places unless you have the Peekaboo badge?
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Silence. His name isn't Orville.
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Do you two have a history?
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Well, we never really interacted until we were "saved" by the residents of Star Haven. We were banished to the same dimebsion, and he's quite the bustle. He believes his only friend is the Bony Beetle, whom he has tastelessly christened as "Orville" despite it constantly headbutting and extracting it's spikes at the Hammer Bro.
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Koopatrol... Do you miss your army? Do you think Bowser had a good idea?
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I was a high ranking soldier. To say my loyalty was unwavering would be an understatement. I don't know where Bowser is now, if he even survived, but I will follow him once more if we reunite. Mu comrades would feel the same way. Regardless of our goals, we'd give our lives if it meant saving him. If Bowser has been killed by Mario, then that is my failure and biggest regret.
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Oh, um... Wow. That's a lot of emotion, there! I can see you feel very strongly about Bowser.
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I can't imagine any other path I could have taken. It's my legacy.
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I see.
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Hammer Bros.
Okay, you're next.
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Oh wow! I bet I'll have a lot of insight!
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What is your max HP?
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12 HP!
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Okay, now what is your opinion on HP Upgrades?
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Well, in my opinion? You don't need 'em. At all! Seriously, listen up. Your life will be so much easier if you could actually listen. In Toad Town, there's a dude known as Chet Rippo who can permanently decrease your HP, and if it's at 5, you will permanently be in a Danger state! With a combination of badges like Power Rush, Last Stand, Damage Dodge, Chill Out, and HP Drain, you'll be absolutely untouchable! The system's a joke, and owning it is the only way to get under it's skin!
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Oh, uh... Wow, that was a lot of information. I'm probably gonna save you some time by not asking you about if you like Badges or not, you're very clearly passionate about them.
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You've got it right! I stand by my words.
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I see. Well, I guess I didn't have to say much at all.
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Yeah! I think that you could just reduce how other people could barrage you with pointless questions, so why not keep saying everything what you think you are goinf go be asked? It's not as if you're gonna bore me with hundreds of pointless questions, eh?
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*annoyed rattling*
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Like, for instance, Orville! As you can see, he's giving me his iconic "shut up" rattles. That's my cue to stop talking. And I shall follow. Riggghhhhttttt.... Now.
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Okay, I think I'l do myself a favor and move on now.
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Dry Bones
...
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Okay, and that leaves one left... The Dry Bones.
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Oh, you'd better be careful with him. He has abolitely no chill whatsoever. He will not hesitate to attack you no matter how safe or unsafe you feel. He has no morality. He has no grace. He is an absolite enigma whom communicating with is impossible. He, like Bony Beetle, is a skeleton. Skeletons don't talk.
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*rattling*
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*offended rattling*
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As you can see, he just did his "I want you dead", rattle. If you paid attention, you may have noticed that my good friend, Orville the Bony Beetle...
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Of all the times to do this... It's the time I'm forced to be stuck in a standing oosition where I can't move my limbs to cover my ear holes.
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...Shook his shell from side to side twice, indicaying that he was offended. I don't know what the Dey Bones did exactly. He has no readings whatsoever.
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Oh... I guess I can see if I cam reason with him. What is your max HP, Dry Bones?
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He will not answer you. Our last annual records indicate that the average Max HP for a Dry Bones was 8 HP.
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Oh. Well, thank you for the info, Koopatrol. Out of everyone else today, you've been so polite despite your... Beliefs.
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I will take that as a compliment.
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I'm glad that in the circumstances you are in, you still managed to upkeep the image that Bowsee had trained you to be your absolute best at!
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Well, hmm...
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Hey! I was loyal to Bowser too, and I was also working my way up to become a Koopatrol too! Apparently, Bowser hired me to be near the bottom of the labyrinths of the castle for some reason. Some of the other officers said that all of the "annoying, useless, and burdensome" members of the army were sent. Did Bowser not like me? Where could I have gone wrong?
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...!
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See? Now Dry Bros is doing one of his freaky ritual dances. What could he possibly be thinking of doing? I swear, every day that passes, he becomes ever so increasingly insufferable. Why me? What have I ever done to deserve this? Why would I be the one chosen to be looked down upon when I am among the only members of Bowser's Army to have the curtousey to make friendships and develop actual, useful social skills! I swear, the things I do in this world go unappreciated. I mean, why even-
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Oh, um... Well, I can see that you've got a lot on your mind...? Is that the right thing to say?
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...?
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...I really don't know how I can continue to flesh this out.
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Uh... Yeah. Sorry for getting carried away.
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You could say that again.
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*relieved rattle*
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...
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Well, I'd like to thank all of you for your time and responses! It's been a pleasure to learn about all of you, your backgrounds, and your opinions. Farewell!
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The Results
We have all seen your efforts, young one.
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We believe that you did a fine job for such a task with otherwise enormous pressure.
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Although we may not have been able to give the informatoon you needed, it appears you were able to persevere regardless.
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Those baddies have been welled up down in the other dimesnion. It's incredible to see how their outlooks have changed!
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However... Some have not learned much and do not understand the dire consequences that Bowser has brought upon this world.
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While it may seem disappointing to some, I for one, am pleased that progress has been made regardless.
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And with that, we shall say goodbye to you, our young Star, as well as Bowser's former allies.
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No wait, I haveso
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Hoo... I believe that you are staisfied. You may feel free to leave.
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I am so grateful for what you all have done. I felt so nervous at first, but knowing that you all are so knowledgeable reassures me that all of us at Star Haven are absolutely justified in believing in you all!
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We are glad to have helped! Come again any time.
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The Other Dimension
*distressed rattle*
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...
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Aw man, and I came in thinking that the Star Spirits believed that I had redeemed myself and that they would let me go. I said it before and I'll say it again; the system is broken! Npbody can change my mind on that, and nobody should try.
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Sigh... Well, at least the colors are nice to look at here.
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Greetings... I suppose you four have been banished here once again for your devilish misdeeds?
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Nope, the Star Spirits brought us back in force field bubbles just so some Star who was assigned some homework to do by Princess Peach for a survey could interview us.
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Oh... That is significantly less interesting of a reason for you to have been brought back into the real world and back so quickly. I'm leaving.
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As if he'd be any different.
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Oh, you be quiet, already.
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Hey, I'm often ignored around here, I need things to do!
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Nobody wants to speak to you, because you're too hasty and not on anybody else here's pages.
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Hey! It's not my fault the rest of you guys are so incredibly slow, both ohysically and in wit.
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Well, if nothing here is going to change... Then so be it. Maybe everyone here will find their inner peace at last.
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*content rattling*
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Back in Star Haven
Hey! So, how did the Star Spirits help you out? I saw a lot of lights and magic happening over there, I'm sure that I was right!
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...You know what? You were right. I thought that what I did over there was very worrhwhile. I felt scared at forst, but the gentle reassurance of the Star Spirits helped me regain my confidence, and rhey were even able to help me with my assignment. I am beyond relieved that I was able to do this. Thank you.
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I heard that you were doing this for Princess Peach, right?
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Yes, why? Is that a problem?
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Not at all! My name is Twink, I used to help out Princess Peach when she was kidnapped by Bowser. I relayed valuable intelligence that Bowser had to Mario that would help him progress on his quest. She's a bit foesty, but fair-weathered all the same.
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Oh! That is quite the story. I'm glad that you played a role in restoring peace to Star Haven, Twink!
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Teehee! It's no big deal.
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I'm still so glad that this is done and over with.
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Yeah, but I have a question...
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Oh? And what would that be?
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When Bowser's Castle was in the process of exploding, the Star Spirits had rescued Princess Peach and Mario from harm. Bowser and Kammy Koopa did not recieve that treatment. Do you think they had... Y'know, passed from impact?
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Unfortunately, I heard that both survived the fall! They apparently begun construction of a brand new castle that isn't underground other buildings with the capability of flight. So... Just a normal castle by Bowser.
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Oh, wow...
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He didn't deserve that.
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That's just life sometimes. But tomorrow could have better news around the corner, so that balance of good and bad keeps me moving forward every day, leaving me curious about what in the world is bound to happen next.
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That's a rather optimistic point of view, all things considered.
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It really isn't, or at least I don't think it is. Maybe others see it as special, but I always thought of life that way.
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Well, I commend your way of thinking. You may be small, but you always manage to find new ways to surprise me.
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Hee hee! I understand how you feel.
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Chapter 9: Toad Town Trivia
Written by ProblematicPeriwinklePlum.
An Average Day for Minh T.
Well, things sure have changed around here.
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Well, I suppose I coukd do something productive today.
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If I get it done now, I'll have the rest of my time to myself. That's gonna work out fine.
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Chuck Quizmo
A little quiet today. That's no problem, though!
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Oh, it's those two.
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Good afternoon, lady! Would you be interested in partaking in our quiz?
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A bit pressed for time myself, but sure!
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Excellent! We'll keep it snappy ourselves, so no need to get in a twist.
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♡
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Well, I know of Miss T., but I don't know about the other two... I wanna say that the one who isn't a part is... Veri T?
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And you are...
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Correct!
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♧
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Whew! That was some luck on my part.
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Unfortunately, I've ran out of Star Pieces to give, so please accept this Super Shroom instead.
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Thank you!
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See you next time!
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♡
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I sense a disturbance. Is everything alright?
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Um... Everything's fine!
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Oh. I must be mistaken. I am relieved.
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That was weird.
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Chan
A dojo, hm? I think there's a few things I can do here.
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Hello?
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Welcome.
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Are you here to fight? You don't look much of a fighter to me.
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That's correct. I'm not a fighter. However, I do wish to ask each of you here some battle-related questions! ...If you don't mind, of course.
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That's a bit silly.
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I was asked to do so by Princess Peach herself.
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I'll allow it. Afterwards, you may leave once you have the appropriate information that you require.
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Really? Thank you!
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Well, I suppose we could start by asking this little fella over here. What's your name?
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Chan! I'm loyal to the Dojo. Work hard, fight hard. How can I be of service?
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What is your Max HP, Chan?
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15.
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Okay, now what is your opinion on HP upgrades?
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I could definetly use some. I can hardly even keep up with Lee over there.
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Lastly, what do you think of Badges?
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Badges are useful, but I do think I could use a few more.
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That wraps up my questions for you!
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Glad to help.
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Next up, Lee.
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Lee
First question, what is your Max HP?
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20 HP.
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What is your opinion on HP upgrades?
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I think they could be useful.
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Lastly, what do you think about badges?
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I don't use them myself, but I can see the appeal of them.
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Alright, thank you for your answers.
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The Master
So, Master... What is your max HP?
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In this form, 50 HP. However...
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...It can also be 75 HP or 99 HP if needed by a challenging disciple!
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Phew... It's a bit exhausting to do that nowadays.
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Very interesting! Next, what do you think of HP Upgrades?
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They have their place and purpose. HP may be impirtant, but also consider your defenses and attack. If you have low attack, you'll just linger. If you have low defense, you'll lose quicker. There's a pletohra of strategies and backgrounds to consider in combat.
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Lastly, what do you think about Badges?
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Badges are very important and open up a wide field of opportunities. There are many badges that can help, such as All or Nothing, Double Dip, Power Bounce... The opportunities are endless and make many battles distinct from one another, and some may find them fun. Badges are worthy of respect.
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Well, thank you all for your insight! I'll be heading on my own way now.
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No problem.
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If you need to practice against anyone, I'll be here!
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Bye.
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The Postmaster
Hello there, is there any mail today for me?
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Not that I'm aware of. Is there anything else that I can help you with today, ma'am?
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Well, you travel around Toad Town to deliver letters and parcels, do you know of a way to see... Dark Koopas? I hear they live in the Toad Town tunnels.
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Well, I do know of a way... But I'm hesitant to tell you. For a young lady like you, it's better to stay up here instead of down there.
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I do unfortunately think it's necessary for my mission.
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Your... Mission. Wait, I think- Oh, I remember now. You were supposed to do that survey for Princess Peach, weren't you?
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Precisely!
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In that case, there is a green Warp Pipe that goes straight to the Toad Town tunnels in the center of Toad Town, marked with a sign that says "PRIVATE'. Don't say I didn't warn you if you get hurt somehow, though!
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Thanks for the info, you're a lifesaver.
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Aaaanytime.
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I hope I didn't just make a big mistake right there.
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Gloomba
Here goes nothing...
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Blegh! I knew it'd smell down here, but I didn't expect it to be humid! Ugh!
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Now, first on my list is a Dark Koopa...
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Oh dear! I didn't mean to cause any trouble! Please spare me!
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Well, I could spare you... If you get outta my territory! You know well that Paragloomba is using you as a spy!
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Paraglooma? Who's that?
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Don't play dumb, miss! Just because your a girl doesn't mean your above the Toad Town Tunnels social heitriarchy!
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This is literally my first time here, and now I'm being confronted!?
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Hmm... Now that I think about it, you really don't look familiar.
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It's my first time here. All I came here for was to ask all of the enemies here about their HP levels for a survey!
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That's a bit sad. I pity you. I'll tell you what, I'll comply with your silly survey. How does that sound?
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That would help tremendously!
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Okay. Ask away!
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What is your maximum HP?
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7 HP.
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What is your opinion on HP upgrades?
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I like them, even though I never knew about them until 7 seconds ago, which was the amount of time you asked me the question and the time between the words that I said to respond.
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Okay, now what about Badges? What's your opinion on Badges?
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They're kinda silly. Can't a guy just be proud of who he is in this modern day?
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Okay then, that wraps up the questionnare. See ya.
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Bye.
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Paragloomba
Well, if I just saw a Gloomba, I don't think a Paragloomba would be far off.
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Excuse me? I need to talk to you!
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Oh!
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If you're an escort for the Gloombas for us to give them the pipe tops, you can stick it and get out of here!
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I have no idea what you're even talking about.
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You heard me, be on your merry way. Gallavant off like nothing happened! Or I'll make sure something happens.
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Okay, fine! I give!
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Suckers. I love being me.
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Dark Koopa
This sure looks dangerous.
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These must be the Dark Koopas!
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You gotta problem with us?
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We could do this the easy way or the hard way. I myself, prefer the easy way because I am not in the mood to exert all of my energy just to beat up a puny, short Toad.
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I mean no harm! It feels like everyone here is out for blood. What is going on here?
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It's a toigh place here. Trust no one. Backs will be stabbed. Bridges will be burned. It's all life.
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Well, would you mind making someone's life easier by answering a few short questions for me? I promise I'll only ask you 3 questions and then I will leave. You'll never ever see me again. Do we have a deal?
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Tempting. Let me think about it...
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I believe we have a deal.
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Glad that we could settle this like civilised people. Now then, what is your max HP?
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8 HP!
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Okay. Now what do you think of HP upgrades?
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They're okay, I guess.
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Lastly, what do you think about Badges?
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Badges are rad, man!
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Okay, that wraps up my questions. I'll see you around.
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Goodbye! Don't come crying to me later!
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What did I miss?
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Everything, random Dark Paratroopa; absolutely everything.
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Oh...
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Blooper
A Blooper is supposed to be somewhere in the Toad Town Tunnels, but I don't see any!
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Electro Blooper
...And I don't see any Electro Bloopers either. How odd...
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Super Blooper
...The same can be said about Super Bloopers. Did they go... Extinct?
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Baby Blooper
No Baby Bloopers either. I think I overheard some Toads talking about giant Bloopers that roamed the sewers... And then I later heard that Mario defeated them? Did Mario unknowingly wipe out the Blooper population in the Toad Town Tunnels?
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Exiting Toad Town Tunnels
Hey there! Would you like to buy something special for 64 coins?
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No thank you.
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No worries, that's cool. If you ever change your mind, come back here!
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Where am I?
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Now that's very odd.
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Let's see... Gloomba; check. Dark Koopa; check. Paraglooma; nearly died. Every Blooper; was not there. The Dojo people; check. What else...?
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Hey there! Wanna adjust your levels? It usually costs 390 coins but just for you... It'll be 39 what do ya say?
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Pass.
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You're missing out!
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To the best of my knowledge, that was everyone... I guess I'm done!
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When you get your troubles shifted away, you can really enjoy the smaller parts of life.
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Chapter 10: Coming All Together
Written by ProblematicPeriwinklePlum.
Back in Toad Town
It sure is a day today.
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I don't think it's going to be just any day...
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Uh... What would make you think that?
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It's been two weeks since the last summons to Priness Peach's Castle!
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Uh. Oh yeah...
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That means that the HP Survey will reconvene with the results!
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Huh? Oh-Wait, it already has!? Gee, it felt like it was a week from now. Y'know, how time feels like it's dragging out and all.
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Understandable. Regardless, you were hired to be a guard to be at Peach's Castle during the event, so I believe that you would be responsible for returning, no?
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I, uh... Well, let me check my letter archives...
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Hmm... Let's see... No, no... Oh?
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Crikey! It is today!
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Good luck!
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Peach's Castle
Huff... Hoo... Nearly there!
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You're late! The return ceremony is about to commence in a few minutes!
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I know, I know! I'm sorry I'm a little behind?
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A "little" behind? Sorry, but the odds you'll be returning to guard duty at the castle hace just went from slim to none. Get in there.
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Sigh... At least I made an effort.
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Will you people please settle down? The Princess will arrive at any moment.
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Doot?
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No, Parr T.; it's 'not' the time to play the serenade you've been working on for the Princess' entrance today.
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Doo...
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I didn't even know that guy 'could' sing, he just communicates throigh his trumpet for whatever reason.
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I think it's obtuse of him!
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Doot... DOOO!
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Oh no... Did we anger him?
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Doot! Doot do doo do doot? DOOT! Doo? Dooo... Do do doot doo doot! DOOOT!
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Settle down, nobody thinks that you're intentionally trying to be annoying, Parr T. You can just be you.
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Doo... Doo...
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Okay, just do your triumphant entrance piece when the Princess arrives? If you're good, I'l get you a Yoshi Cookie. Do we have a deal?
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Doo!
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Good boy.
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...What did I even just witness?
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A most interesting conundrum of communication.
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I kinda love the drama here.
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Oh dear, the Princess is already coming! Everyone, set your positions and keep up your best image!
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Doot doo-doo doo!
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Ladies and gentlemen, way we present the fine and fair ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom... Princess Peach!
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Hello, Mushroom Kingdom! I believe today was the follow up to our HP Survey, is it not?
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Is something wrong?
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Erm... Princess Peach, are you okay? You look different.
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Oh, me? I believe you've noticed that I've had a bit of a makeover. I decided to freshen myself up! Ever since the whole Bowser-flying-castle-being-kidnapped-and-Twink-was-there-too fiasco, I want to leave that all behind and have a new beginning of sorts. Do you understand now?
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I see... Understood!
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Now, where were we...?
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We're back here to follow up on your HP Opinion Survey that you've tasked me, Goombaria, Kolorado's Wife, Herbert, Brown Yoshi, Lakilulu, Herringway, the random Star I can't remember the name of, and Minh T to do.
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Oh! Yes, I'm sorry for losing track! Regardless, I believe I should collect the results of the survey. Anyways, when I call your name, please come up to me and we'll review your work. With that being said? I would like Goombaria to turn in her work.
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Huh? Me?
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Yes, you! Don't be so shy, now.
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Oh, okay...
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Goombaria's Results
May I have the packet now?
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Of course!
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Hmm... Yes... Oh? Ah...
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Is something wrong?
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Goombaria, this is a nice result! You managed to interview every enemy that I've listed on your task sheet, and you recorded evry answer! You did a great job!
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Oh wow! Umm... Thanks!
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As a reward for your efforts, I will provide you with this.
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Oh... Thank you! ...What is it?
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It's a pin. This pin is an honorary symbol of your service to the Mushroom Kingdom as an intelligence agent! You may feel free to show it off to anybody and everyone, or nobody at all. The choice is yours.
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Thank you so much! I'd kiss you, but that would be so weird.
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I understand, and please refrain from that. Regardless, you may go home now. And here is one last thank you from me before you head out!
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Eugh! Oh... Huh. Now I know what if feels like to be kissed by a girl. I kind of like it...Thanks!
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Lucky...
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Next up, I would like Kolorado's Wife to come up to me, please.
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Oh dear... Here we go. Been anxious about this for days now.
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You can do it!
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You're right, no way out now.
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Kolorado's Wife's Results
Kolorado's Wife, may I have your survey packet?
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Sure.
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Alright, let's see... Koopa Troopa... Fuzzy... Bob-omb... Paratroopa... This seems to be all up to snuff. Good job!
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Oh, I guess I've done a good job after all!
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You sure did.
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Okay, now what?
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You can go now.
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Okay, thank you!
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She's always referred to as "Kolorado's Wife", does she even have a name?
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Hey!
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Well, I do have a nam-
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I would like to call up... Moustafa next.
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Oh wow, your name reveal was cut off by someone else speaking as to intentionally keep the lack of an actual name more frustrating. How convenient for you!
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Best I go, then.
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Moustafa's Results
Now, Moustafa, may I have your survey packet.
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Of course!
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Okay, here we go... Pokey, Buzzy Beetle, Bandit, Swooper, Chomp... Tutankoopa? Moustafa, did you manage to interview a 'boss'?
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Sure did!
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That is nothing short of impressive, wow! You absolutely deserve this!
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Thank you, princess.
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What was that?
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Oh, nothing. Just talking to myself. Anyways, you should be up next.
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Oh yeah.
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Next up, I would like to call Herbert of Gusty Gulch to me.
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That's your cue.
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It sure is.
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Herbert's Results
May I have your packet?
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Okay.
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Let's see...
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Hmm... Hyper Cleft, Hyper Goomba... Bzzap!... Tubba Blubba? Tubba Blubba's Heart? Ooh, looks like we've had yet another dedicated helper on our hands!
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Oh, it was nothing. I just needed a little push in the right direction by Lady Bow, out of anyone.
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Hehe! Mario always told me that she was quite the character. Nice to see that she was of assistance to you on your little writing exercise.
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Well, it was more than just Lady Bow, Tubba Blubba himself was surprisingly tame, which caught me off guard. I knew he promised not to eat any more of us ghosts, but he's really changed.
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Well, I'm glad to hear about that you had some of your perspectives challenged. Now, I believe that it would only be appropriate to give you my pin of honor to you, Herbert.
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Woohoo! No need to pierce it through my pass through body, just hand it to me and I'll take care of the rest.
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Awesome, I am. I, am awesome. I am awesome!
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Wow, look at you, Herbert! I'd swear as if you had won the Happy Lucky Lottery or something.
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Recognition is all I've wanted... And I've got it! Oh, what a glorious day it is to be me indeed!
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Lucky you.
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Hey, don't hog all of the spotlight! Leave some for the rest, okay?
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There's lots of love to go around. I'm sure there will be someone here happier than even I am right now.
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Alright, may Brown Yoshi please come up to me next?
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Alright, looks like I'm next up. See you guys soon.
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And good luck to you as well!
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Um... Yeah.
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Brown Yoshi's Results
Okay, Brown Yoshi. May I have your survey packet?
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Well... You see... It was destroyed.
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What? What happened?
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It's a bit if a long story, but basically, me and the Village Leader of Lavalava Island had a falling out over the survey because the Village Leader believed that I was betraying him, and he destroyed my packet. I was only able to fill out information regarding Jungle Fuzzies, M. Bushes, and Spear Guys.
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I see. These unfortunate circumstances were indeed unfounded, but I have heard of your valiant efforts to rescue not only your own kind, the Yoshis, but a variety of inhabitants of Lavalava Island.
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Oh? Well, that's kind of true...
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Your efforts to help out others in a time of dire need was nothing of spectacular to me. Regardless of your inability to complete the survey, you're absolutely deserving of the title.
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Well, thank you!
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Um... Would it be okay if I could simply hand the pin to you?
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I see no problem with that.
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I'll treasure it for the rest of my life. Thank you.
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You're welcome!
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Oh, no wonder why you looked so glum.
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I've heard of Brown Yoshi's exploits, although I had no idea it cost him the survey.
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