Miitomi
| Miitomi | |
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| The Wiki Camp 2's adorable mascot! | |
 I've figured out my place in this world! | |
| Status | Joyous... |
| Nicknames |
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| Species | Seal |
| Gender | Seal (they/them) |
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| Dislikes | |
| Stand | ćBad As Meć |
| Inventory |    |
| Thoughts | N/A |
| ā | Eeeeyep. I'm just that cute. | ā | |
| ā Miitomi | |||
Miitomi (ćć¼ćć MÄ«tomi) is the official mascot of The Wiki Camp 2 and the main protagonist in world renowned role-playing video game, The Quest of the Heavenly Seal Jewels With Miitomi and Friends (Except Paul, Who We Hate): The Skyscraping Platforms! And Other Thangs. They have also engaged in other mischievous deeds, such as dancing and capitalism.
Overview
Personality
Miitomi is like Dark Genuine but like in a way where if Dark Genuine was really cool and loved ice-skating. Theyāre a multiple-trick pony, with such skills as the aforementioned ice-skating, putting three cups on the table and then putting a ball in one of them and shuffling them around until you can't tell where the cup is and guessing where it is, and green. So cool! They are also good friends with the dark one.
Miitomi, however, is also a bit overly mischievous and rambunctious, so they tend to graffiti all over the street walls!
Naturally, all these traits about this quirky character perfectly embody the Wiki Camp 2 spirit, which is why we, the viewers, are personally going to vote for THEM to be the new mascot for the franchise!
"What?"
History
Miitomi was just a little thang... But then they grew up.
Afterwards, they decided to pay a volcano a visit as one of their first many trips! Unfortunately, volcanoes do not like seals, so this one blew up. Miitomi escaped unharmed, but Damn seal became 0.1% more damned because of the excessive amounts of lava and magma and other hot things. Whoops!
Miitomi @WC2Mascot Ugh, Sealon Musk just bought my awesome project with 12 golden shillings! Looks like I've gotta up my game. Sigh, I need me some šeed.
Oct 31, 2066
Miitomi was especially hurt by the revelation that they made Damn seal even hotter. This led them to create Cool seal, a paradise for pinnipeds. Unfortunately, the patent to the project was GENEROUSLY BOUGHT BY BELOVED AND HONEST ENTREPRENEUR SEALON MUSK and later was COMPLETED, REVAMPED, AND RENAMED TO X SEAL, THE COOLER AND SUPERIOR NAME.
In an effort to get revenge, Miitomi partnered with Funko under the name 
Ethical Seals to sell little toys of themselves, in an effort to become a trillionaire and dethrone Sealon Musk. Unfortunately, nobody cared, and Funko later filed for bankruptcy. This is probably a good thing though, as them winning in an alternative timeline led to the Evil Future. Miitomi decided to pick themselves up from their bootstraps and make a name for themselves.
We don't talk about Loot Crate.
Even though they had countless adventures and a very profitable game franchise, Miitomi still felt as if they had a Wikipedia-shaped hole in their heart. There was just something... empty about their life that in no way could be fufilled by anything they had done before it. Luckily, while sitting at the park one evening, they came across a strapping and handsome boy who told them that there was a community of miscreants who were totally helpless and sucked. The very awesome and cool boy said they were looking for a nice, young man of Christian faith who was good with kids to help make that community wayyy cooler and more educational. Miitomi wasn't any of those things, but they DID know how to spruce up a place. That takes us to the present, where we, Epic Evil, are currently writing about how you should let Miitomi be the OFFICIAL Wiki Camp 2 mascot!
So... When am I getting paid?
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paid?
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Preferences
Miitomi hates green beans and likes using X (formerly known as Twitter) light mode. They also go by they/them pronouns.
In 2006, shortly before The Wiki Camp 2 was founded, Miitomi had publicly addressed their opinions on many political tragedies, such as the invention of unsafe transport, mascots, and commercial branding, stating that these things were "quite possibly the work of The Devil" (link included for accuracy to the quote). Ever since their work began in The Wiki Camp 2, however, they've received public scrutiny from sources such as IGN and Metacritic for being "Wishiwashi and flippant about [their] opinions on such heavy matters", and they've received notably low scores of "3/5" and "7/10" as a result.
Reception
HEY GUYS. TODAY IM GONNA DO A REVIEW OF THE NEW WIKI CAMP 2 MASCOT, MITOMI. I THINK THAT'S IT'S NAME, SORRY IF IM BUTCHERING IT HAHA CANT BE ASSED TO LOOK IT UP. OK SO I HAVE THE WIKI PAGE FOR MITOMI PULLED UP AND WOW. JUST WOW WHAT IS THIS SORT OF THING. Y'SEE GUYS IVE SEEN A LOT OF RED PAGES IN MY TIME BUT, HAHA, THIS ONE HAS TO BE THE MOST UGLY EVER. LOOK AT THIS YOU IMPORT IT INTO PHOTOSHOP AND COLORPICK IT AND WHAT DO YOU GET? #3B1010? THAT'S CRAZY. THAT'S TOTALLY CRAZY GUYS. EVEN #FF9C00 IS HERE WOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING THIS RANCID. SO WE ALL KNOW THE COLORPALLETE IS "DOGSHITS" BUT HOW DO WE FEEL ABOUT MITOMI TJEMSELVES. WELL IM FEELING. HM. HMMMM. HOW DO YOU FEEL GUYS? I THINK THIS THHING IS A SEAL. SORRY MITOMI BUT I THINK YOU MISSED GTHE BOWL. HAHA THAT'S RIGHT I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR NERPAPUNCHES GUYS. 0/10 NERPOINGS.
In popular culture
Role in The Quest of the Heavenly Seal Jewels With Miitomi and Friends (Except Paul, Who We Hate): The Skyscraping Platforms! And Other Thangs
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Miitomi stars as the main protagonist of this beautiful game! Unfortunately, you don't play as them.
Being the first party member, they have the worst stats in the entire game, even when fully leveled. Although they have access to high-power moves such as Baikal Blast, Lalalash Out, and the Bludgeon, their attack stat is FAR to low for any of those moves to do any significant damage, and they're all learned by the much better party member Green guy via level-up, anyway. The only reason you keep Miitomi in your party is because you're basically locked into using them for the entire game. Essentially, being story relevant saved Miitomi's ass from being tossed into the shitter of low-tier party members.
Strangely, Miitomi has one extremely good use in this game, as a gameplay mechanic that requires using them in the overworld is a key component in an exploit that grants you access to the game's Debug Room. This is a popular strategy used by speedrunners, as well as a way to obtain the fabled 
Limited Edition Seal Mug.
In Miitomi's Cute Dancing~!
Miitomi's Cute Dancing~! is another good appearance of Miitomi's. In this game, they dance to the beat of the music!
Up... up... down... down!
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Left, right, left, right...
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B A Start~!
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> CALCULATING CHEAT... |
> CHEAT ACTIVATED: 0.9X MULTIPLIER. |
What! RIGGED!
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> CHEAT CHANGED: 0.91X MULTIPLIER. |
That's better.
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Miitomi's Greenceries
Miitomi started up a grocery chain sometime in the future. All 51 states had one store each.
| Item | Description | Rarity | Price |
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| Consumable | |||
| Greet |
Common |  100
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 Ordinary blueberries |
Common | 128
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 Red pill |
Make your choice. | Common | 300
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 Blue pill |
Common | 300
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 Sinister potion |
Buy my sinister potion! | Uncommon |  1
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| Weapon | |||
 Pencil |
There's a message attached. "Not sure where this came from, but it seems valuable! Buy now!" |
Uncommon | 1 100
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 Large rusty anvil |
Uncommon | 2 30
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 Epic sword |
I get it! | Epic |  1
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| Miscellaneous | |||
 Gold drop |
A small piece of gold. Due to uncertainty on value, the price may fluctuate. | Common | ~50
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 Slightly bigger gold drop |
A small but slightly bigger piece of gold. Due to certainty on value, the price won't fluctuate. | Common | 70
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 Framed picture of Damn seal |
There's a message attached. "One of my 'prized' collections that I no longer wish to have. Since I felt generous, I've put up a discount." |
Common | |
 Illegal copy of Battle for Dream Island |
Uncommon | 27 63
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 The Truths of Cement (Locked) |
Holds the secrets of cement. Key sold seperately. | Rare | 400 99
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 Permanent Wiki Camp 2 Premium subscription |
Limited time only! | Divine |  21 500 666 1
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In unpopular culture
Toba Aquarium
Miitomi often visits the Toba Aquarium, But only to laugh at the seals that live there because they're not as marketable and cute as they are! Fortunately, the residents at the aquarium don't speak the same language as Miitomi, so they're none the wiser to this.
Great Pyramid of Giza
They stole it!
In Miitomi's Silly Aquarium
Miitomi's Silly Aquarium is a mascot horror game where you have to avoid Miitomi, or else you get hit with a cement brick and lose the game! The game features many wonderful characters such as Miitomi themselves, Miitomi, Miitomi and a half, Miitomi II, Miitomi, and hundreds of Minion-adjacent seals. Miitomi is a secret character that shows up if you insert the correct password into the hidden keypad in one of the hospital walls on the 27th floor.
Unlike in their own franchise, Miitomi is among one of the best playable characters in the game. Their ability (Super-Crossberry Bonus) allows them to match jewels incredibly quickly, and they have the Nerpafermon Forever building boost, allowing the player using him to increase the working speed for their buildings. Anomalous Cheesefreez is also a great playable character that pairs with them, as their point-bonus combined with any bonus-matching ability (like Super-Crossberry) allows them to multiply the score they get by matching very quickly, racking up Jewelberries and Nikoins incredibly quickly. Up until the dreaded Patch of 3.5, Miitomi was among one of the top-tier characters in the game.
Founder of Cement Lovers Foundation
Miitomi did not like the fact that everyone kept saying their kind ate cement at the age of 6, so they founded the Cement Lovers Foundation! Only one willing partaker has joined so far, and this whole shtick is maybe a very bad idea.
Maybe? MAYBE!?
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Are you out of your fucking mind!?
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The Cement Lovers Foundation has frequently come into conflict with the Cement Haters Foundation, a subsidiary of NORPA. The two groups have hated eachother so much that they've resorted to hiring 9 mercenaries each in order to eradicate the other side, and to obtain the rich Cement deposits situation under a desert begrudgingly owned by both sides, in a joint operation.
Miitomi v. Laes N. Mad
Laes N. Mad is a bootleg company specialised in producing dogshit toys with Miitomi's likeness. Of course, Miitomi didn't like this, so they took it to court. The trial was frequently remarked as being "especially dogshit" by the jury, for just generally being a pain to sit through.
Laes N. Mad was also flummoxed by the whole situation in of itself, as they claimed that they were in no way related to or were a corporation that produced toys in the slightest. The case angered them so much, that they hereby declared that Miitomi was a "meaningless thing" during one of the trial sessions, vowing to destroy both them and the jury.
Miitomi's case
Your honor, this identity thief thinks he can get away with this!
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Wrong! Send him to the Timeout Corner.
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Laes N. Mad's defense
Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!
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Notable comments
Is it just me, or does this okincherry cake look just so delish right now..? š - Zugemu Zr.
FUCK YOU, MIITOMI!!! - The Grey Beast
im sory.. - Paul
Gnrash! Behold! I am boogerman! Watch as I cover this world in BOOGERZ!!! - Boogerman
MiitomiAI
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Relationships
The Grey Beast
The Grey Beast is the dark counterpart and sworn enemy of Miitomi. Theyāre rivals to the bitter end! They met long ago yesterday when the grey beast materialized into this world, immediately gaining an identity on priding themselves for being the only grey creature on Earth. Unfortunately, they spotted Miitomi in public not soon after. This led to them gaining a seething hatred for Miitomi out of jealousy for not being the first grey person to exist. They occasionally engage with various feuds, but Grey Beast can never seem to gain the upper hand, thanks to Miitomi having his friends behind his back all the time. Occasionally, they work together to take down a bigger threat that harms them both.
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Paul
Paul was Miitomi's Childhood best friend when they were growing up. Living on the same street, they were the only two kids of the same general age as each other, and because of that they were inseperable. However, their relationship began to strain once they entered elementary school. Miitomi made some new friends there, which meant that they had less time just for themselves. In an attempt to get more attention from Miitomi, Paul started breaking rules to stand out. This only strained their relationship further, as Miitomi didn't like rule breakers. Things took a turn for the worse as in an act of desparation, Paul tried to trick Miitomi's other friends, by sending them into a Super Scary Dungeon where nobody should go ever! Thankfully such a place never actually existed, they soon discovered. Upon learning this, they told Miitomi about this, and they were furious. Lying to Miitomi's friends was the last straw, and their friendship was over! Soon after this, Paul got Expelled from their elementary school, and hasn't been seen since.
Miitomi Yr.
Miitomi Yr. is Miitomi's demigirl counterpart. She is yuri.
Stand Ability
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| Kanji | ćććć»ć¢ćŗć»ćć¼ |
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| English Name | ćNot Nice Guyć |
| User | Miitomi |
| Manga Debut | Chapter 8 |
| Anime Debut | Episode 8 |
| Stats |  |
| ā | This thing REEKS of gasoline.. There's only one creature in the cosmos who can possess a Stand like this. | ā | |
| ā Michael Bloomberg, Chapter 8 | |||
ćBad As Meć (ćććć»ć¢ćŗć»ćć¼) is the Stand of Miitomi, featured in Challenge 8. Due to it's exceptionally powerful ability, it is among one of the most dangerous Stands in Niko's Bizarre Adventure.
Appearance
ćBad As Mećis a translucent purple humanoid with vague skeletal features on its face. It's lower body is nowhere to be seen. Behind it are several vines, from which protrude flowers that flash rapidly between orange and green.
In the anime adaptation, ćBad As Meć's design is relatively unchanged. This is a constant among all media it is featured in.
Personality
Like most other Stands in the franchise, ćBad As Meć has little personality or agency to speak of, and most of its actions are completely dependent on Miitomi. However, it does have several distinct quirks that may hint at greater sentience. It seems to strike a pose whenever a person or Stand is caught in it's vicinity, and it recoils when faced with the possibility of it's death, as seen when fighting Spike's ćLondon Callingć.
Abilities
Intangibility
ćBad As Meć is a unique stand in the sense that other matter cannot make contact with it. This ability extends to other Stands themselves, meaning that attacking it through conventional means is completely out of the question. This ability, of course, does not extend to the other main forms of attacking thatćBad As Mećpossesses. As long as ćBad As Meć is active, its user (in the story's case, Miitomi) will also be intangible, but can be harmed by attacks from Stands.
Although this may seem extremely useful for the stand user of ćBad As Meć, the intangibility of the stand has a glaring weakness, in that other intangible objects (excluding physical contact from Stands or stand abilities) can hit and even kill ćBad As Meć. This was how Spike was able to defeat it and Miitomi, as he used ćLondon Callingć's ability to make other living creatures intangible with it's own ability, and then lure Miitomi into a trap where their stand was eaten alive by intangible lions, marking the only time in the series where Spike used his ability offensively.
Self Black Hole/Impulsion
ćBad As Meć's primary ability is its power to turn its intangible mass into a black hole. While ćBad As Meć and its user still remain impervious to attacks, the body of the Stand becomes a gateway to a dimension that pulls in and sucks anyone and anything within itself, erasing them from reality instantaneously. During normal occasions, ćBad As Meć's speed is lackluster, especially when dealing with faster Stands. To compensate for this, ćBad As Meć has an ability where they can extend the flowers on their back to create an invisible barrier around itself, the user, and whoever the user of ćBad As Meć may be fighting at the current moment. The approximate radius of this barrier is around 20 meters. The barrier must be active if ćBad As Meć were to use it's black hole ability.
Under this barrier, neither ćBad As Meć nor the opponent the Stand user is facing can move in any direction that is not to the left-right angle of where a room's primary light source may be. If the opponent or the user of ćBad As Meć were to not follow any of these rules, they will be instantly teleported five meters closer to wherever ćBad As Meć may be currently located inside the barrier. ćBad As Meć also cannot leave the barrier, and its stand user and the opponent they're facing must walk out of range from the barrier while following its rules to deactivate the effect. If at least one person were to leave the barrier, it would be deactivated.
Appearances
- Challenge 8 (Manga): Part 5 Intermission 2 Part 1
- Challenge 8 (Manga): Part 5 Intermission 2 Part 2
- Challenge 12 (Manga): Part 6 Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 5 Intermission 2 Part 5 (Mentioned)
Win/Loss Record
| Fight | Outcome |
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| Miitomi (ćBad As Meć) vs. Micheal Bloomberg (ćTime Squareć) and Spike (ćLondon Callingć) | (WIN) |
| Miitomi (ćBad As Meć) vs. Spike (ćLondon Callingć) | (LOSS) |
Trivia
- Miitomi's likeness was used in the Trojan War. Sorry to disappoint.
- Miitomi is among one of the characters featured in the YouTube video Top 100 Wiki Camp 2 Characters of All Time, at the 81st spot.
- Mr. Ough, President of Flumboland, endorsed Miitomi as his Vice President candidate during his run for presidency in 20015. He didn't win.
- Miitomi is among one of the 12 characters in The Wiki Camp 2 to have a Stand.
- Miitomi is statistically the best candidate to be deemed mascot of the Wiki Camp 2.
- If Miitomi does not win this challenge, an error in The Divine Goddess's judgment was made, and She is hereby wrong if Miitomi is not in 1st place.
- Among the Green fans, Miitomi is one of them..greeeenn
- okinlima cheddurbean soup..
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- cheeezzy š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤
- Okinlima cheddurbean soup..
- ZZZZZzzz.....
- TEAM EPIC EVIL YOUR MASCOT IS CRACKED AT COD!!!
- However, it appears that Squidward's House is better.
Dance Moves
YEEEAAHHH!!! DIDN'T THINK MIITOMI WAS FREAKY LIKE THAT BUT MIITOMI DEFINITELY ISS MMMMM YEA BUST IT DOOOOWN
Gallery
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Miitomi
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I hatelove the Grey Beast! They are the number (#1) number ONE frenemy!
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