Miitomi

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Miitomi
The Wiki Camp 2's adorable mascot!
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I've figured out my place in this world!
StatusJoyous...
Nicknames
SpeciesSeal
GenderSeal (they/them)
Likes
Dislikes
Stand怎Bad As Me怏
InventoryGreet retro.png Missingno.png Lost change found under the couch!
ThoughtsN/A
ā€œ Eeeeyep. I'm just that cute. ā€
  ā€” Miitomi

Miitomi (ćƒŸćƒ¼ćƒˆćƒŸ MÄ«tomi) is the official mascot of The Wiki Camp 2 and the main protagonist in world renowned role-playing video game, The Quest of the Heavenly Seal Jewels With Miitomi and Friends (Except Paul, Who We Hate): The Skyscraping Platforms! And Other Thangs. They have also engaged in other mischievous deeds, such as dancing and capitalism.

Overview

Personality

So gleeful..!

Miitomi is like Dark Genuine but like in a way where if Dark Genuine was really cool and loved ice-skating. Theyā€™re a multiple-trick pony, with such skills as the aforementioned ice-skating, putting three cups on the table and then putting a ball in one of them and shuffling them around until you can't tell where the cup is and guessing where it is, and green. So cool! They are also good friends with the dark one.

Miitomi, however, is also a bit overly mischievous and rambunctious, so they tend to graffiti all over the street walls!

Naturally, all these traits about this quirky character perfectly embody the Wiki Camp 2 spirit, which is why we, the viewers, are personally going to vote for THEM to be the new mascot for the franchise!

History

Miitomi as a little thang... It's the miracle of life!

Miitomi was just a little thang... But then they grew up.

Afterwards, they decided to pay a volcano a visit as one of their first many trips! Unfortunately, volcanoes do not like seals, so this one blew up. Miitomi escaped unharmed, but Damn seal became 0.1% more damned because of the excessive amounts of lava and magma and other hot things. Whoops!

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Miitomi Twitter Blue benefit.png Twitter
@WC2Mascot

Ugh, Sealon Musk just bought my awesome project with 12 golden shillings! Looks like I've gotta up my game. Sigh, I need me some š•eed.

Oct 31, 2066 

Miitomi was especially hurt by the revelation that they made Damn seal even hotter. This led them to create Cool seal, a paradise for pinnipeds. Unfortunately, the patent to the project was GENEROUSLY BOUGHT BY BELOVED AND HONEST ENTREPRENEUR SEALON MUSK and later was COMPLETED, REVAMPED, AND RENAMED TO X SEAL, THE COOLER AND SUPERIOR NAME.

In an effort to get revenge, Miitomi partnered with Funko under the name Moolah.gifEthical SealsMoolah.gif to sell little toys of themselves, in an effort to become a trillionaire and dethrone Sealon Musk. Unfortunately, nobody cared, and Funko later filed for bankruptcy. This is probably a good thing though, as them winning in an alternative timeline led to the Evil Future. Miitomi decided to pick themselves up from their bootstraps and make a name for themselves.

We don't talk about Loot Crate.

Even though they had countless adventures and a very profitable game franchise, Miitomi still felt as if they had a Wikipedia-shaped hole in their heart. There was just something... empty about their life that in no way could be fufilled by anything they had done before it. Luckily, while sitting at the park one evening, they came across a strapping and handsome boy who told them that there was a community of miscreants who were totally helpless and sucked. The very awesome and cool boy said they were looking for a nice, young man of Christian faith who was good with kids to help make that community wayyy cooler and more educational. Miitomi wasn't any of those things, but they DID know how to spruce up a place. That takes us to the present, where we, Epic Evil, are currently writing about how you should let Miitomi be the OFFICIAL Wiki Camp 2 mascot!

Miitomi
So... When am I getting paid?
NoahConcerned
paid?

Preferences

Miitomi hates green beans and likes using X (formerly known as Twitter) light mode. They also go by they/them pronouns.

In 2006, shortly before The Wiki Camp 2 was founded, Miitomi had publicly addressed their opinions on many political tragedies, such as the invention of unsafe transport, mascots, and commercial branding, stating that these things were "quite possibly the work of The Devil" (link included for accuracy to the quote). Ever since their work began in The Wiki Camp 2, however, they've received public scrutiny from sources such as IGN and Metacritic for being "Wishiwashi and flippant about [their] opinions on such heavy matters", and they've received notably low scores of "3/5" and "7/10" as a result.

Reception

Well said!

HEY GUYS. TODAY IM GONNA DO A REVIEW OF THE NEW WIKI CAMP 2 MASCOT, MITOMI. I THINK THAT'S IT'S NAME, SORRY IF IM BUTCHERING IT HAHA CANT BE ASSED TO LOOK IT UP. OK SO I HAVE THE WIKI PAGE FOR MITOMI PULLED UP AND WOW. JUST WOW WHAT IS THIS SORT OF THING. Y'SEE GUYS IVE SEEN A LOT OF RED PAGES IN MY TIME BUT, HAHA, THIS ONE HAS TO BE THE MOST UGLY EVER. LOOK AT THIS YOU IMPORT IT INTO PHOTOSHOP AND COLORPICK IT AND WHAT DO YOU GET? #3B1010? THAT'S CRAZY. THAT'S TOTALLY CRAZY GUYS. EVEN #FF9C00 IS HERE WOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING THIS RANCID. SO WE ALL KNOW THE COLORPALLETE IS "DOGSHITS" BUT HOW DO WE FEEL ABOUT MITOMI TJEMSELVES. WELL IM FEELING. HM. HMMMM. HOW DO YOU FEEL GUYS? I THINK THIS THHING IS A SEAL. SORRY MITOMI BUT I THINK YOU MISSED GTHE BOWL. HAHA THAT'S RIGHT I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR NERPAPUNCHES GUYS. 0/10 NERPOINGS.

In popular culture

Role in The Quest of the Heavenly Seal Jewels With Miitomi and Friends (Except Paul, Who We Hate): The Skyscraping Platforms! And Other Thangs

Miitomi's statistics in The Quest of the Heavenly Seal Jewels With Miitomi and Friends (Except Paul, Who We Hate): The Skyscraping Platforms! And Other Thangs
110
Health
55
Attack
40
Defense
21
Sealness

Miitomi stars as the main protagonist of this beautiful game! Unfortunately, you don't play as them.

Being the first party member, they have the worst stats in the entire game, even when fully leveled. Although they have access to high-power moves such as Baikal Blast, Lalalash Out, and the Bludgeon, their attack stat is FAR to low for any of those moves to do any significant damage, and they're all learned by the much better party member Green guy via level-up, anyway. The only reason you keep Miitomi in your party is because you're basically locked into using them for the entire game. Essentially, being story relevant saved Miitomi's ass from being tossed into the shitter of low-tier party members.

Strangely, Miitomi has one extremely good use in this game, as a gameplay mechanic that requires using them in the overworld is a key component in an exploit that grants you access to the game's Debug Room. This is a popular strategy used by speedrunners, as well as a way to obtain the fabled Limited Edition Seal Mug.png Limited Edition Seal Mug.

In Miitomi's Cute Dancing~!

So gameplay~!

Miitomi's Cute Dancing~! is another good appearance of Miitomi's. In this game, they dance to the beat of the music!

Miitomi
Up... up... down... down!
Miitomi
Left, right, left, right...
Miitomi
B A Start~!


Personally
> CALCULATING CHEAT...
Personally
> CHEAT ACTIVATED: 0.9X MULTIPLIER.
MiitomiAngry
What! RIGGED!
Personally
> CHEAT CHANGED: 0.91X MULTIPLIER.
Miitomi
That's better.

Miitomi's Greenceries

Miitomi started up a grocery chain sometime in the future. All 51 states had one store each.

Item Description Rarity Price
Consumable
Greet retro.png Greet Common Nikoin.png 100
Ordinary blueberries.png Ordinary blueberries Common Nikoin.png 128
Red Pill P.png Red pill Make your choice. Common Nikoin.png 300
Blue Pill P.png Blue pill Common Nikoin.png 300
Sinister Potion PX.png Sinister potion Buy my sinister potion! Uncommon Gold Nikoin.png 1
Weapon
Pencil pixels.png Pencil There's a message attached.
"Not sure where this came from, but it seems valuable! Buy now!"
Uncommon Gold Nikoin.png 1
Nikoin.png 100
Large rusty 100kg anvil.png Large rusty anvil Uncommon Gold Nikoin.png 2
Nikoin.png 30
Epic Sword sprite.png Epic sword I get it! Epic Platinum Nikoin.png 1
Miscellaneous
Gold drop.png Gold drop A small piece of gold. Due to uncertainty on value, the price may fluctuate. Common Nikoin.png ~50
Slightly bigger gold drop.png Slightly bigger gold drop A small but slightly bigger piece of gold. Due to certainty on value, the price won't fluctuate. Common Nikoin.png 70
Framed picture of Damn seal.png Framed picture of Damn seal There's a message attached.
"One of my 'prized' collections that I no longer wish to have. Since I felt generous, I've put up a discount."
Common Nikoin.png 420 419
BFDI retro.png Illegal copy of Battle for Dream Island Uncommon Gold Nikoin.png 27
Nikoin.png 63
Locked book of cement.png The Truths of Cement (Locked) Holds the secrets of cement. Key sold seperately. Rare Gold Nikoin.png 400
Nikoin.png 99
Permanent Wiki Camp 2 Premium subscription.png Permanent Wiki Camp 2 Premium subscription Limited time only! Divine Bling Nikoin.png 21
Platinum Nikoin.png 500
Gold Nikoin.png 666
Nikoin.png 1

In unpopular culture

Toba Aquarium

Miitomi often visits the Toba Aquarium, But only to laugh at the seals that live there because they're not as marketable and cute as they are! Fortunately, the residents at the aquarium don't speak the same language as Miitomi, so they're none the wiser to this.

"Hmmm.... What a Lovely Establishment!"

Great Pyramid of Giza

Wait... It was an impostor all along?

They stole it!

In Miitomi's Silly Aquarium

Miitomi's Silly Aquarium is a mascot horror game where you have to avoid Miitomi, or else you get hit with a cement brick and lose the game! The game features many wonderful characters such as Miitomi themselves, Miitomi, Miitomi and a half, Miitomi II, Miitomi, and hundreds of Minion-adjacent seals. Miitomi is a secret character that shows up if you insert the correct password into the hidden keypad in one of the hospital walls on the 27th floor.

Unlike in their own franchise, Miitomi is among one of the best playable characters in the game. Their ability (Super-Crossberry Bonus) allows them to match jewels incredibly quickly, and they have the Nerpafermon Forever building boost, allowing the player using him to increase the working speed for their buildings. Anomalous Cheesefreez is also a great playable character that pairs with them, as their point-bonus combined with any bonus-matching ability (like Super-Crossberry) allows them to multiply the score they get by matching very quickly, racking up Jewelberries and Nikoins incredibly quickly. Up until the dreaded Patch of 3.5, Miitomi was among one of the top-tier characters in the game.

Founder of Cement Lovers Foundation

Miitomi did not like the fact that everyone kept saying their kind ate cement at the age of 6, so they founded the Cement Lovers Foundation! Only one willing partaker has joined so far, and this whole shtick is maybe a very bad idea.

Miitomi
Maybe? MAYBE!?
MiitomiAngry
Are you out of your fucking mind!?

The Cement Lovers Foundation has frequently come into conflict with the Cement Haters Foundation, a subsidiary of NORPA. The two groups have hated eachother so much that they've resorted to hiring 9 mercenaries each in order to eradicate the other side, and to obtain the rich Cement deposits situation under a desert begrudgingly owned by both sides, in a joint operation.

Miitomi v. Laes N. Mad

Laes N. Mad is a bootleg company specialised in producing dogshit toys with Miitomi's likeness. Of course, Miitomi didn't like this, so they took it to court. The trial was frequently remarked as being "especially dogshit" by the jury, for just generally being a pain to sit through.

Laes N. Mad was also flummoxed by the whole situation in of itself, as they claimed that they were in no way related to or were a corporation that produced toys in the slightest. The case angered them so much, that they hereby declared that Miitomi was a "meaningless thing" during one of the trial sessions, vowing to destroy both them and the jury.

Miitomi's case

Miitomi
Your honor, this identity thief thinks he can get away with this!
MiitomiAngry
Wrong! Send him to the Timeout Corner.

Laes N. Mad's defense

1WhoIsThis
Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!

Notable comments

Is it just me, or does this okincherry cake look just so delish right now..? šŸ˜‹ - Zugemu Zr.

FUCK YOU, MIITOMI!!! - The Grey Beast

im sory.. - Paul

Gnrash! Behold! I am boogerman! Watch as I cover this world in BOOGERZ!!! - Boogerman

MiitomiAI

Sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot describe myself as I am incredibly biased and may accidentally use words such as "amazing", "incredible", and "very handsome". However, if you would like for me to do so regardless, please donate 10 Zuckerjewels to my creators.

Relationships

The Grey Beast

The Grey Beast himself.

The Grey Beast is the dark counterpart and sworn enemy of Miitomi. Theyā€™re rivals to the bitter end! They met long ago yesterday when the grey beast materialized into this world, immediately gaining an identity on priding themselves for being the only grey creature on Earth. Unfortunately, they spotted Miitomi in public not soon after. This led to them gaining a seething hatred for Miitomi out of jealousy for not being the first grey person to exist. They occasionally engage with various feuds, but Grey Beast can never seem to gain the upper hand, thanks to Miitomi having his friends behind his back all the time. Occasionally, they work together to take down a bigger threat that harms them both.

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Paul

Paul's wherabouts and current appearance are unknown.

Paul was Miitomi's Childhood best friend when they were growing up. Living on the same street, they were the only two kids of the same general age as each other, and because of that they were inseperable. However, their relationship began to strain once they entered elementary school. Miitomi made some new friends there, which meant that they had less time just for themselves. In an attempt to get more attention from Miitomi, Paul started breaking rules to stand out. This only strained their relationship further, as Miitomi didn't like rule breakers. Things took a turn for the worse as in an act of desparation, Paul tried to trick Miitomi's other friends, by sending them into a Super Scary Dungeon where nobody should go ever! Thankfully such a place never actually existed, they soon discovered. Upon learning this, they told Miitomi about this, and they were furious. Lying to Miitomi's friends was the last straw, and their friendship was over! Soon after this, Paul got Expelled from their elementary school, and hasn't been seen since.

Miitomi Yr.

Ymarb!

Miitomi Yr. is Miitomi's demigirl counterpart. She is yuri.

Stand Ability

怎Bad As Me怏
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Kanjićƒćƒƒćƒ‰ćƒ»ć‚¢ć‚ŗćƒ»ćƒŸćƒ¼
English Name怎Not Nice Guy怏
UserMiitomi
Manga DebutChapter 8
Anime DebutEpisode 8
StatsBadAsMeStats.png
ā€œ This thing REEKS of gasoline.. There's only one creature in the cosmos who can possess a Stand like this. ā€
  ā€” Michael Bloomberg, Chapter 8

怎Bad As Me怏 (ćƒćƒƒćƒ‰ćƒ»ć‚¢ć‚ŗćƒ»ćƒŸćƒ¼) is the Stand of Miitomi, featured in Challenge 8. Due to it's exceptionally powerful ability, it is among one of the most dangerous Stands in Niko's Bizarre Adventure.

Appearance

怎Bad As Me怏is a translucent purple humanoid with vague skeletal features on its face. It's lower body is nowhere to be seen. Behind it are several vines, from which protrude flowers that flash rapidly between orange and green

In the anime adaptation, 怎Bad As Me怏's design is relatively unchanged. This is a constant among all media it is featured in.

Personality

Like most other Stands in the franchise, 怎Bad As Me怏 has little personality or agency to speak of, and most of its actions are completely dependent on Miitomi. However, it does have several distinct quirks that may hint at greater sentience. It seems to strike a pose whenever a person or Stand is caught in it's vicinity, and it recoils when faced with the possibility of it's death, as seen when fighting Spike's 怎London Calling怏.

Abilities

Intangibility

Micheal Bloomberg being surprised when his Stand cannot hit 怎Bad As Me怏.

怎Bad As Me怏 is a unique stand in the sense that other matter cannot make contact with it. This ability extends to other Stands themselves, meaning that attacking it through conventional means is completely out of the question. This ability, of course, does not extend to the other main forms of attacking that怎Bad As Me怏possesses. As long as 怎Bad As Me怏 is active, its user (in the story's case, Miitomi) will also be intangible, but can be harmed by attacks from Stands.

Although this may seem extremely useful for the stand user of 怎Bad As Me怏, the intangibility of the stand has a glaring weakness, in that other intangible objects (excluding physical contact from Stands or stand abilities) can hit and even kill 怎Bad As Me怏. This was how Spike was able to defeat it and Miitomi, as he used 怎London Calling怏's ability to make other living creatures intangible with it's own ability, and then lure Miitomi into a trap where their stand was eaten alive by intangible lions, marking the only time in the series where Spike used his ability offensively.

Self Black Hole/Impulsion

怎Bad As Me怏's primary ability is its power to turn its intangible mass into a black hole. While 怎Bad As Me怏 and its user still remain impervious to attacks, the body of the Stand becomes a gateway to a dimension that pulls in and sucks anyone and anything within itself, erasing them from reality instantaneously. During normal occasions, 怎Bad As Me怏's speed is lackluster, especially when dealing with faster Stands. To compensate for this, 怎Bad As Me怏 has an ability where they can extend the flowers on their back to create an invisible barrier around itself, the user, and whoever the user of 怎Bad As Me怏 may be fighting at the current moment. The approximate radius of this barrier is around 20 meters. The barrier must be active if 怎Bad As Me怏 were to use it's black hole ability.

Under this barrier, neither 怎Bad As Me怏 nor the opponent the Stand user is facing can move in any direction that is not to the left-right angle of where a room's primary light source may be. If the opponent or the user of 怎Bad As Me怏 were to not follow any of these rules, they will be instantly teleported five meters closer to wherever 怎Bad As Me怏 may be currently located inside the barrier. 怎Bad As Me怏 also cannot leave the barrier, and its stand user and the opponent they're facing must walk out of range from the barrier while following its rules to deactivate the effect. If at least one person were to leave the barrier, it would be deactivated.

Appearances

Win/Loss Record

Fight Outcome
Miitomi (怎Bad As Me怏) vs. Micheal Bloomberg (怎Time Square怏) and Spike (怎London Calling怏) (WIN)
Miitomi (怎Bad As Me怏) vs. Spike (怎London Calling怏) (LOSS)

Trivia

  • Miitomi's likeness was used in the Trojan War. Sorry to disappoint.
  • Miitomi is among one of the characters featured in the YouTube video Top 100 Wiki Camp 2 Characters of All Time, at the 81st spot.
  • Mr. Ough, President of Flumboland, endorsed Miitomi as his Vice President candidate during his run for presidency in 20015. He didn't win.
  • Miitomi is among one of the 12 characters in The Wiki Camp 2 to have a Stand.
  • Miitomi is statistically the best candidate to be deemed mascot of the Wiki Camp 2.
    • If Miitomi does not win this challenge, an error in The Divine Goddess's judgment was made, and She is hereby wrong if Miitomi is not in 1st place.
  • Among the Green fans, Miitomi is one of them..greeeenn
  • okinlima cheddurbean soup..
  • okinlima cheddurbean soup..
    • Okinlima cheddurbean soup..
      • cheeezzy šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤
  • ZZZZZzzz.....
    • TEAM EPIC EVIL YOUR MASCOT IS CRACKED AT COD!!!
    • However, it appears that Squidward's House is better.

Dance Moves

YEEEAAHHH!!! DIDN'T THINK MIITOMI WAS FREAKY LIKE THAT BUT MIITOMI DEFINITELY ISS MMMMM YEA BUST IT DOOOOWN

I call this one the the McTwisty900! Do it at home! Do it right now! Why are you still reading? Can't help but notice that you're reading right now and not doing the McTwisty900...

The Lucky Trucky! A classic! This one's kinda like the robot bzzzt bzzt haha I know you're reading this but I think it's fun to do onomatopoeia from time to time it's kind of a talent of mine but not as much as my dancing so I did the dance moves section instead LOL!!! I'm unpredictable!!! I'm fucking crazy! yeah! I ain't like those other mascots! This baby's called the Nasty Ghost! YEAAAH NASTYY IM GETTIIIING BAAAAD~ Try and STOP ME!!!!!This is easily one of my most demented and evil dances. Made to build up speed. This dance is a warning, I release all of this energy in your direction and YOU'RE DONE!!I call this one my "dope ass metal ass riff". I don't have a guitar yet but when I do I'll play it like this!THIS ONE ISN'T A DANCE PLEASE CALL AN AMBULANCE

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