Killing God/God's Thoughts
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What..? No! I object to this!
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Killing me and... hold on, other mes? That doesn't sound right...
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Actually, I kind of like this article...
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We should keep it.
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Who from my holy land are YOU? Do you have something to do with this!?
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Woah, chill, I did not co-write this article, nor did I start up whatever sealism is.
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All I'm saying is that this article is top-tier...
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Grow a spine, jeez.
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You don't DARE tell the ruler of everything to grow a spine!!!
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Wow, looks like I got on your bad side, huh?
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What are you gonna do about it? Put me on your naughty list?
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That's IT.
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I don't know how, but you have absolutely gotten on my nerves!!!
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Devious seal, I hereby sentence you to Hell for being so patheticly pathetic. Goodbye, filthy cretin.
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Oh, is That So?
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Fine then! Banish me To the Depths!!
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Finally, I can hear myself think... I need a lie down.
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(Works everytime...)
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Really, brother? Up to your antics again..?
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I thought we had this conversation a while back.
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Please... this is incredibly joyful.
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Sacrificing my look-alikes is how I get my mood up.
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Playing games with God himself is very unsafe. You don't know what he's capable of.
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Really?
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Hold on, let me be the judge of that real quick.
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Come now, brother. We mustn't be here for much longer.
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God will eventually realize he sent your clone to hell. And then...
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How about we stay here... I haven't finished with my "game" yet.
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Brother, no.
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Brother, yes!
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Hey friendos! What seems to be going on here?
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Uh... what?
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Do I know you?
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Of course you do! We've been friends for months now, remember?
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... WOwie... This place is Interesting.
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...
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Uehm... Now to Wait for he to come and Rescue me... NOW!..
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...........
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..oh Mama mia!
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Hello! Who are you?
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i am a little Baby Clone..!. YoU?
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Hmm... I think all I did was ask to be here!
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And now I'm here! But don't fret, I can easily get out of... uh oh.
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Hmmm~~?
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I don't think I'm able to get back home! Fuck, I really didn't think this through...
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Do you know a way out of here, little seal?
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lalalala No
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Brother! Playing games, are we? Don't be so coy. My esteemed guest reader, I apologize for my brother's unwelcoming nature.
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What was that.
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That my sealy friend is a flashback!
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No, I'm talking about what the flashback was. I don't ever remember that happening.
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Well, it happened, I assure you!
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What... I spaced out for a bit, who is this?
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It's me, your friend of course!
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I don't know you...
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Alright, we're done here.
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Let's just get out of here already.
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...
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Fine, but only because this blue thing is annoying...
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banbancore as fuckkkk
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Which way, Westerner?
Pacifist ending
...
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Hell no.
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Make peace with God? Not in a million years.
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Yeah, like you'd be able to make peace with anyone.
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Oh ho ho ho!
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... Where did you two come from?
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Either you died and got sent to the wrong place, or...
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Hm, wrong place you say?
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Don't think too much about it, Waldorf. He's probably talking about himself!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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No, we just came here because we could.
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Yeah, but now I want to go back.
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You've said it!
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Sigh... why's that?
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But we guess we held our expectations too high, look what's been brought to the table!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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(You know what, maybe making peace with God isn't so bad.)
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(Maybe I'd be able to strike up a deal with him...)
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Hey God, I'm sorry for making you so irritated and whatever.
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Hm..? Well, I'm actually quite forgiving so you're lucky.
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Wait a minute, if you're still alive... Then who was that I sent to hell?
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Hmm... Don't worry about that...
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All is forgiven... right?
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That's right, little seal! All is forgiven.
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(Well... That was easy.)
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Also... could you do me one favor?
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Ho ho ho! Of course!
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Not.
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(...)
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(...)
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(...Whatever. I've gotten bored of trying to kill God already...)
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Neutral ending
Sigh... you could've just let me go and kill him.
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Would've been so much easier...
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And let you get hurt in the process, dear brother? That's something I can't allow.
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Hey, it'd be a necessary sacrifice.
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God is just so power hungry.
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Aren't you also power hungry?
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Oh please... I deserve to have some control.
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I can manage things way better than God.
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...
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I still can not allow you to tackle God.
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You are simply a mere seal with tricks up your flippers, and he's supposedly the one who kick-started everything.
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And yet... I seem to not care.
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Sigh...
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Hold on, who's that?
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hey god, im jumbo josh brah!
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Hmm... some monster with a very high poly count.
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Looks like he's up to no good...
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Speak for yourself.
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Hey, I didn't say he's doing anything bad...
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Looks like he's trying to kill God. Maybe we could make a good duo...
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No, this shouldn't be happening.
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Woah, chill... The monster's actually handling this pretty well. I'm sure he'll be fi-
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...oh, hey brahs! make sure to check out chapter th-
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...
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...
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...
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...
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...
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...
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Well, leave this to me.
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No, we are going right now.
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Apologies, dear brother, but like I said a million times, it is not safe here.
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Hurry, before he sees us.
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... Sigh... ... ...
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Fine, but I will find a way back here.
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Well, I will not let that happen, will I?
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Hear me clearly when I say this. You aren't returning here.
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Alright, alright, chill your blubber...
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Deicide ending
hey god, im jumbo josh brah!
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im here to kick your butt brah!
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What..?
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im jumbo josh brah!
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from indie game Garten of Banban brah!
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prepare to die brah!
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... Seriously?
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Don't do this.
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im jumbo josh brah!
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i'm going to kill you brah!
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watch me swing this sword brah!
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im jumbo josh brah!
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remember to check out chapter 3 brah!
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Hey Go-
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...
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Whatever, wasn't important...
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The neutral ending diverges into many paths...
Chaotic ending
hello
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who killed my husband
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tee hee
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wasn't me
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well
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was it you
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no
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remember, we're Mascot horror buddies for life
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mascot horror buddies never backstab each other
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you're right
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so who did it... :/
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I'm Tattletail!
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Feed me treats!
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who is this
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I'm Tattletail!
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Feed me treats!
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You want your answer? Fine. I killed him. I killed Jumbo Josh. There you go, happy?
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Y
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soooo fucking banbancore
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TRUE
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I'm Tattletail!
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hey! i am the hottest neweest mascot horror game
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hell no brah!
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there can only be one peak brah!
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Normal ending
...
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...
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...Hold on.
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Brother, stop.
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No, not stopping.
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Brother, seriously, stop and look.
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I won't stop but I will look.
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...
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Wait a minute.
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...
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...
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Not much to look at..?
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Well... It's pretty strange.
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Even for my own standards.
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Greetings. I am. TheNormalSeal32.
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...
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...What?
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Would you like to.
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...
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Are you interested in any of our. Products?
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...The fuck?
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Okay. Well, haha! We really should be going now, apologies kind sir! (Let's get out of here...)
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Before you leave. Would you like to be interested in purchasing any of our. Products? How about a.
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No thank you, sir.
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(Move along, brother. Now!)
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Processing response.
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TheNormalSeal32 to. Deity.
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What seems to be the. Matter.
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They weren't interested in purchasing any of our. Products.
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That is quite fine. No need to. Worry.
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There are more. Willing customers. Out there.
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Besides. They will. Join us soon.
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As fellow. Co-workers.
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...
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Right. You are so. Right.
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That is. Reassuring.
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Secret Baldi ending :O
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Hi! I'm Baldi! From Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning! Ha hah!
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Would you like to learn Math with me? Come on! It's fuuuuunnnn~!
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What.
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Watch! What's 9 + 10?
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...
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...
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19.
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...
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Brother, why are you answering this educator's questions? We have a place to be leaving...
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...
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Next probleeemmm! What's 4 + 13?
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17...
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Brother, please stop acting like you can't hear me...
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Hey, these are basic math questions... Once we're done with this guy, that's that...
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Thaaattt's right! Great job!
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Last problem, what's 2101517543463643636436379720195 × 1904708119047083737374229257422?
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...
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That is really easy...
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Brother...
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4
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Eh... IDC...
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Seriously..? You really do love your games...
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Hey, don't worry, I have yet another one of my games up my...
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...
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Under my flipper...
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Don't you dare.
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...
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How. How is this music going to help us in this situat-
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Because of the peakness of mascot horror, the chaotic ending diverges into its own story...
Peak story
WARNING: This story is very peak. PROCEED WITH CAUTION...
im jumbo j. josh brah
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fromthe peakest mascot horror game brah
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my game is MORE peak....
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we needa peak-off brah
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to see who is truly peak brah
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dude where's my brother which is what th Amanda the Adventurer Wiki on Fandom claims
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he can back my peakness up
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haha brah
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i have a husband that can back me up brah
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hi
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ok im gonna do an in-character thing now
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THE WIKI CAMP 2 who is truly peaker
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______
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god you're so LAME
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we are not doing this the lame way brah
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this will be a epic RAp Battles of Mascot Horror brah
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ok
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[puts on music]
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hey brah im jumbo joosh brah
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look at me im a big green posh brah
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im so big and green brah
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i am quite peak and mean brah
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my turn
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i am a dora
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like BFB
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i am an adventurer
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just you wait and see
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too easy brah
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im from indie game horror garten of banban brah
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full of the peakes t monsters brah
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peakest GAME known to human brah
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watch us peak brah
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made to peak brah
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watch what you speak brah
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careful where you seek brah
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you don't want to meet brah
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us at the festival for peaks brah
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do you want to see our beaks brah
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they're MADE TO SPEAK brah
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lol
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when i came out in like april
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within time i will peak all
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it will just be me and my bro
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you do NOT want a fight
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i will be so peak at night
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WHO WON
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WHO'S NEXT
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YOU DECIDE
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THIS HAS BEEN EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MASCOT HORROR
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I WON
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i won brah
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I WON
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i won brah
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I WON
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i won brah
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I WON
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i won brah
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I WON
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i won brah
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hello! sorry im late
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yeah. we were doing soemthing oops :/
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dude! who the fredders is That
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erm...?
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idk she said she's the hotetst imnd mascot HRROR brah
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what
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wait
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no hold on
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and tattletail too i think
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ik were the ones with. actual? passion? behind us
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Hi!
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That's me!
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yeah you told me that haha
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uh brah
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well are you four PEAK brah
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and stop being meta as fuck brah
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ok but like
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i don't acutlaly know you i think
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because i like. don't know what the freddings Mascot Horror means
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well you know those three brah
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because they're my freinds :/
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lala... :/
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well what about Choo Choo Charles brah
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what arw ethese NAMES
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well brah
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i think he's also mascot horror brah
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i still don't know what that is
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ok i will tell you brah
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since you're so dumb brah
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basically brah
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ok well
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i'll allow the lastest release of my sereies though that game actually sucks
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lol brah
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hi im back from being peak
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what
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lol fredder
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i literally do not know you
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Give me treats!
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yeah tell them tattletail
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brahs shut up BRah
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HI im huggy wuggy
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there we go brah
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What Kind of Name is Huggy Wuggy
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these names lowkey Suck...
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your name should Be Poppy's Playtime haha get it
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haha
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uh i think we're like
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being honest here
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you get me brah!
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hell yeah
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true
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not you LOL brah
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:/
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Well, according to my calculashions...
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In order for you to be "peak", people need to know who you arrreeee!
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BALDI
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there can only be ONE educator
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:)
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Well, I don't know who she iiissss! Therefore, it'd be irrational for me to hate her for nnoooo reason...
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sigh brah
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sigh brah
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i still hate oyu amanda even if baldi doesn't
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ok well im still hurt because he doesn't know who i am
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idk who you are either
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waaa waaa waaa im sad :/
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tattletail?
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Brush me!
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sigh brah
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you two are from the SAME GAME brah
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so he doesn't count brah
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and idk about him being your brah brah
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be warned. i WILL be the peakest character in mascot horror history
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ok brah
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that's impossible brah
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i will always be the peakest character brah
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still no idea what that means
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ok brah
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freddy why don't we go somewhere else
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that's a line from my game
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this is plagiarism
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what
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no it isn't???
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ignore her honestly
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she's just irrelevant or perhaps a nerpoing
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[wrong]
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im still here
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and im gonna add my two cents
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no brah
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there can only be ONE PEAK brah
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like we said a million times already brah
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can you HEAR me brah
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ONLY ONE PEAK brah
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just a little peak heh heh
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well brah
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how about a HUGE peak brah
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like. a GOD peak brah
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.
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uh brah
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i mean brah
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very huge peak :) brah
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im talking about me being a very huge peak :) brah
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thereis no competition brah
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if there is instant win for me brah
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Tattletail, that's me!
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nobody care's brah
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lol
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same for you brah
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you know
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peak is usually not very mean to others
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that's not true brah
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in order to assert my peak i need to be strong brah
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that is why im mean im being strong brah
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that's Bullshit lol
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god if only my friend was here
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he'd show you
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:/
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:/
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:/
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okie brah
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just being honest brah
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no he wouldn't brah
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he couldn't underSTAND peak if it hit him in the face brah
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that's a reference to my game!
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no it isn't brah
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i haven't even played it brah
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because it is so not peak brah
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WTF
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then you'll never know if its peak or not
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and it looks dumb brah
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i know you are but what am i
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dumb brah
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i know you are but what a
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you, Amanda the Adventurer, is dumb brah
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not some dumb lame argument over nothing. especially one that i can NOT comprehend :rolling_eyes:
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you know
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i have stretchy arms
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i could stretch them all the way to the White House
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and press teh funny Red Button
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it'd be like. "this is sparta" XD
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what brah
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what
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what
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i forbid you from saying what brah
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stfu
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ok but after we, baldi and tattletail get out of here
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ik XD
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Brush me!
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We'll brush you aaafffttteeerrr this!
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ok but what is this red button brah
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And basically, this red button will send a tactical nuke to this pllaaaaccceeee!
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ok well brah
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you're insane bendy brah
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tee hee XD
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they'll notice your arm anyway brah
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it's pointless brah
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whatever brah
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amanda brah
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i'm a Girl
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idc brah
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to take on these losers brah
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like a peak duo brah
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you said there could only be one peak
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ik brah
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but im willing to change that brah
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if it means beating these losers brah
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lol
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so now you're being kind to me
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just for my help
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lol
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please brah
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well
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huh
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says those who use the word "peak" repeatedly
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like i still don't know what you're on about with "peakness"
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lol word brah
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like wordle brah
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"PEAKY" should be the next wordle brah
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ok
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i'm still here!
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i have one thing to add
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buy the micro-transations in project playtime!
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turth brah
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amanda brah
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ok
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Jumbo Josh's peak speech
im jumbo josh brah
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america, hear me out brah
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this country needs to leap into an era of peakness brah
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peakness that benefits everyone brah
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i mean everyone btw no exceptions brah
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but... brah
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in order to do that brah
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we need to get rid of those that are not peak brah
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those that hate peak brah
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we need to make america PEAK again brah
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Back to wherever
thanks for helping me prepare that speech amanda brah
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jumbo mush??? your speech was hated by a lot of people
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WHAT brah
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also my name is jumbo josh brah
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amanda what the jumbo brah
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that's it brah
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im changing my beliefs back brah
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there can only be ONE PEAK brah
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what about us teaming up
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not with YOU brah
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hi
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... brah
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you're still peak huggy peaky brah
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ok i just pressed the button
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let's get out of here friends
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bye whoever you guys were
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Goodbye! Make sure to learn lots of maaattthhhh!
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Tattletail! That's me!
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... brah
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what the brah brah
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i blame you for this
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ok brah
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we can just leave anyway brah
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uh brah
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its locked brah
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and who is that brah
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what people brah
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oh yeah just remembered i, banban, exist
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and honstly. i am FREAKIGN OUT
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chill husband brah
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no you won't
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I WILL brah
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you shut your mouth brah
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stop aruging
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true brah
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but idc brah
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dude.... think for a little baby minute
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wait you can't see thoguths brah
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actually i did brah
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... brah
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you're right brah
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we need another way brah
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oh my god
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A couple of minutes pass...
oh my god
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have we. no b
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watch your amanding mouth
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jumbing is better... brah
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whatever
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...
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have we. no been doing anything for MINUTES
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yeah lol brah
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i kinda accepted im gonna be blasted to smithereens brah
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well i haven't
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[kicking the door] LET ME OUT OF HERE
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Outside
hey amanda im h
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nvm
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Inside
[kicking the door] LET ME OUT OF HERE
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lol brah
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lol brah
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lol brah
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lol brah
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[kicking the door] STFU
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[kicking the door] I WANT TO BE FREE
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[kicking the door] I DON'T WANT TO EAT A NUKE
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[kicking the door] FOR DINNERRR!!!!
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lol brah
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nah im helping him
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[slapping the door] LET US OUT OF HERE
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[kicking the door] LET US OUT OF HERE
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lol brah
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amanda say lol brah
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lol?
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lol brah
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step aside brah
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let me show you why its useless brah
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[punches the door]
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... brah
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i was hoping that'd fail brah
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what
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nothing brah
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now what brah
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we get out of here before we get caught in a fireball
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and inform the president
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i feel like getting away from here so i can spread my peak brah
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but i don't feel like informing the president brah
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ok fair
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At the White House
ok i guess we did go to the White House brah
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yes!
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uh why are you here brah
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i did not want to be hit by the nuke
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i wish you were brah
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uh? ok? so not PEAK...
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wait what's on the news
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News
BREAKING NEWS: Nuke errorneously launched from the White House lands in a rural spot in western Pennsylvania near Ohio, decimating several villages with the total death count still unknown.
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lol idc brah
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wait keep watching
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News
Some people within the White House reported seeing a black arm with a white glove on its hand stretching towards and pressing a "red button". When they tried to stop it, it appeared to have disappeared within mere milliseconds after being caught. We'll update you when new information comes out.
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ok and brah
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now's our time to inform the president on who did it
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ok whatever knocks you out brah
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In the president's office
bendy did it
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uh.... who are you? and whya re there monsters behind you
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hey we're peak and we're here to tell you who launched that nuke
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bendy did
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ok?
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still who are you and who is bendy
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and bendy is a indie mascot horror gmae horror character but he is NOT one of the peak indie mascot horror characters from peak indie horror mascot horror games
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???
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what are you saying
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you are saying absolutely nothing that makes any sense
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just show me a picture of this bendy character so i have a physical representation of who launched the nuke
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ok
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here
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that's just a fictional character from a cartoon?
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maybe he's also real because there's monsters behind you so maybe he did press the button
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i'll see if i can find this bendy person
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wait
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same arm
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ok
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GG i guess
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Now... at Freddy's car
ok the nuke just hit
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yes
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Wow! That was surely a once in a lifetime expeerrrieeenncceee!
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Tattletail! That's me!
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hmm? the radio just got interrupted...
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Radio
Oh, uh, sorry to interrupt that banger, but it appears... we're getting word of a nuke landing somewhere in Pennsylvania? Which we can see in footage captured by satellites...
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aww it would've been more fun if they didn't find out
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its fine
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i don't think it matters that much
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Radio
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whatever
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as long as those weirdos are gone
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still, many others died...
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i don't know what to feel about this
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thats fine
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Radio
Hmm... it appears we're getting word that someone named "Bendy" caused the nuke to be launched? At least, according to some little girl. If you know someone by that name, please inform any government officials.
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wtf
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i think
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amanda snitched
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how
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they're DEAD.
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Radio
This is the person that informed the president on Bendy. Would you like to give a word to viewers out there?
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Radio
yeah uh hi bendy! if you're hearing this haha
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Radio
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WTF
|
Radio
We also have someone else on the phone too, care to say a few words to viewers out there?
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Radio
hi im the person that made this article uh look behind you there's something that might get this finished faster idk this is getting really long LOL
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Radio
|
uh?
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Police
hi we're the police stop NOW
|
what
|
idk the police sucks
|
i hate the police loollll
|
Police
ok uh
|
Government officials
|
you still SUCK
|
Government officials
ok
|
we are... never stopping (:
|
Government officials
ok
|
Government officials
i guess we'll ram into you then
|
nah
|
nah
|
fine
|
WOAH!
|
wait this is my car
|
Government officials
we only want bendy
|
Government officials
everyone else is fine
|
i've got a way out of here
|
Government officials
hey thanks for telling us
|
DUDE. maybe keep information UNKNOWN for once...
|
Government officials
|
Government officials
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oh hey another lane that diverges into many paths...
|
narrator keep this lane secret ok...
|
Government officials
hey narrator thanks for telling us the name of the lane!
|
i said STFU
|
Hey, goverrrnnment! Just let us goooooo!
|
Government officials
arent you supposed to be TEACHING kids rn
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alright
|
im driving onto another lane rn
|
say NOTHING narrator
|
nothing....
|
Government officials
|
FUCK
|
WHY NARRATOR
|
Government officials
okay watch this
|
Government officials
this is going to be funny
|
SHUT IT.
|
no more talking we're trying to get out of here
|
i said NO
|
Uh oh!
|
what
|
what
|
fine, but only this one time.
|
.
|
why
|
didn't you tell me
|
Government officials
okay bendy
|
Government officials
questioning time
|
rats :/
|
Questioning time!
Questioner
why did you launch the nuke
|
Questioner
ok
|
Questioner
why
|
people were kinda annoying...
|
Questioner
uh
|
Questioner
who
|
those people who call themselves PEAK...
|
its kinda. annoying
|
Questioner
ok well that's illegal so
|
Questioner
im sentencing you to like
|
Questioner
life in prison or whatever
|
Questioner
ok
|
Freedom
hey i bailed myself out
|
oh
|
let's go then
|
WHAT
|
why did they let you go???
|
bail
|
over a nuke???
|
yes
|
...
|
the law system or, whatever it's called here, SUCKS...
|
im jumbo josh brah
|
my personality gradually changed within this entire entry and i too think it sucks brah
|
hey only my friend is allowed to break the fourth wall
|
idc brah
|
ok well
|
sorry to not live up to your expectations
|
Hey there! Have you done your math homework yet? Greaaaatttt!!! Learning is good for youuu!!! Remember that!
|
banban what now
|
just accept
|
that everyone can be peak
|
if they just try
|
wait
|
was this entire situation
|
started over jumbo josh's stupidity
|
hey at least im smarter than you brah
|
i just said i teach people myself
|
yeah
|
um ok
|
lol
|
alright now what
|
for something actually reasonable
|
idk uh
|
oh my banban
|
Suddenly, crypto shilling!
so we can. reach for the Moon!
|
based
|
based
|
based brah
|
wait what the fuck
|
why is elon musk here
|
.
|
oh there you are am-
|
still. whya re you here elon musk
|
i just said! to send us all to the moon!
|
nah
|
YES!
|
YES!
|
YES! brah
|
alright, liftoff!
|
...
|
...
|
fuck you elon
|
im unsubscribing from Twitter Blue
|
hey man, that was still pretty brave, right?
|
shut up you're like a nerpon
|
call yourself Sealon Musk why don't ya
|
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! baby noises :/
|
well that was something
|
Suddenly, from the heavens above..!
hey guys
|
Oh hi! What's your name?
|
don't you know? he's jesus... son of GOD.
|
yeah
|
i want to know who killed my father
|
im jumbo josh brah!
|
i just killed jesus christ himself brah!
|
leave god out of this brah
|
he's dead brah
|
and i wonder why...
|
so like. what are we going to do now
|
is mark zuckerberg going to come here
|
and try to steal all of our personal information
|
that'd be silly
|
imagine all of the ads that'd appear in our field of view
|
hell nah
|
that'd be silly maybe but i wouldn't be able to see :/
|
we'll not be affected much i think
|
what about baldi
|
Hi!
|
idk
|
im just. so. peak. brah
|
ok ok o k k okoo ok
|
how many times have you said that already
|
brah
|
just be so peakcore for once brah
|
you'll enjoy it brah
|
i pressed the button again
|
why
|
why did you press it
|
again
|
peak
|
okay
|
well bye jummer posh? and whoever else is with you. come along bendy, baldi and tattletail
|
what the brah brah
|
this is so DUMB
|
it feels like we're just
|
saying the same shit over and over again
|
wheres my oomf
|
Somewhere else...
lala!
|
Back at the White House
ok
|
no time for chit-chat brah
|
flee brah
|
In the White House
fuck
|
In Freddy's car, on the radio...
which nuke, there was two
|
yeah yeah, i get it
|
well uh
|
i've got nothing actually
|
being serious LOL
|
oh wait
|
ok [tunes radio]
|
Radio
[faint crackling] Oh god oh god oh god oh GOD. Is there EVEN A GOD..? What the fuck is going on right now!? SO HELP ME GOD.
|
wtf
|
yeah
|
lemme keep listening to the radio
|
Radio
[faint crackling] Washington... It's. It's ALL. Oh my god, oh my god. Uh, um.
|
Radio
[faint crackling] This just in... Washington, D.C... The capital of America... was just nuked... Nothing remains... It's all. Gone...
|
Radio
|
Radio
|
Radio
[faint crackling] Whoever's attacking America... They'll pay for this. They always do.
|
Radio
[faint crackling] Signing off.
|
meh
|
Bendy, I don't think America will eeevvveeerrrr be the same again!
|
...
|
what am i supposed to say
|
everyone's in panic because of you bendy.... Why?
|
true, but
|
millions of people are dead now
|
whoops :/
|
whatever
|
is tattletail fine
|
Tattletail, that's me!
|
wait
|
didn't the government officials shoot the tires
|
i fixed them off-screen
|
uh
|
something else is coming through the radio
|
Radio
[faint crackling] ...
|
Radio
[faint crackling] Signing on one last time.
|
Radio
[faint crackling] America declared war on China. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. This is so fucking bad.
|
Radio
[faint crackling] China didn't do shit. It was... Sigh. NDA, of course.
|
Radio
|
oh
|
are we fine
|
Well, I'm a geography expeeerrrtt!
|
Since we're in, as some would say, "the middle of nowhere", we're completely fiiinnneeeee! As long as no nuclear weapons come our waaayyyy, that is.
|
ok
|
The peaks are here!
nuking washington dc and then getting america to declare war on china, impressive brah
|
you're one of a kind bendy brah
|
wher edid you get that car from
|
that's my thing
|
sigh. what do you want now
|
we're trying to get away from any potential sites that may be nuked. based on assumption, of course.
|
nah brah
|
what
|
nothing's getting nuked brah
|
america's at war with china what do you mean
|
china doesn't care that they did brah
|
it'd be pointless to nuke them brah
|
what if america starts launching nukes at them
|
idk any other sites that holds nukes actually brah
|
wait brah
|
actually im getting word nukes are already landing in china lol brah
|
are we safe
|
if nukes start heading towards america ofc
|
yeah brah
|
like bendy said brah
|
we're in the middle of nowhere brah
|
america and china will soon stop btw
|
with them both collapsing btw
|
it'd be fun to watch happen
|
enjoy your last moments as American citizens
|
eh... idc about losing my american citizenship
|
im an animatronic btw i don't have citizenship status???
|
eh,, idc...
|
let's rap battle
|
because im bored
|
what
|
ok then
|
Rap battle intermission
me first
|
hi im huggy wuggy
|
character from poppy playtime
|
im so snuggly
|
sleep with me at bedtime
|
careful though
|
with just one blink
|
i'll hug you and make your breathing slow
|
wipe you out before you think
|
ok im next
|
mascot of a restaurant
|
while pulling off a funny taunt
|
but at night
|
while you look down at your device
|
here's some advice
|
i'm always looking for a bite
|
who won
|
Back to the act
i won
|
i won
|
i won
|
i won
|
i won
|
i won
|
i won
|
i won
|
i won
|
i won
|
chill brah
|
you both were brah
|
dare i say brah
|
peak brah
|
wait no there can only be one peak brah
|
and that's me brah
|
remember my rap battle with amanda brah
|
and how i won so hard brah
|
good times brah
|
what
|
nothing brah
|
ok
|
i clearly beat you actually
|
i bet you're still oh so salty
|
nah brah
|
you're the salty one brah
|
hold on
|
are we still moving along the road
|
no i stopped
|
ok
|
i will always be the peakerester brah
|
just. ACCEPT that brah
|
nah
|
alright shut up
|
guys
|
wait
|
where's hello neighbor
|
i just remembered he existed
|
hi! im suddenly here!
|
i am. hello neighbor. from indie horror game hello neighbor
|
wowie
|
wowie
|
ok
|
just a reminder brah. I AM PEAK HERE brah
|
well, maybe we're all peak hm?
|
maybe we all peak at some point in our lives
|
and keep on peaking! it's fun honestly
|
.
|
ok
|
anyway. i know what happened so no need to repeat anything
|
america got nuked by bendy,
|
yes!
|
yes!
|
and now america is at war with china because they think china nuked them
|
right
|
pretty much
|
well
|
i heard
|
that both countries
|
have now collapsed
|
we are no longer in a country
|
actually i think we still are
|
just in a different one
|
rest in peace...... :/
|
yes
|
truly. rest in peace
|
actually both countries sucked so whatever
|
true
|
ok anyway brah
|
NO there can only be one peak brah
|
and that's me brah
|
chill
|
im the peak one here not you
|
sorry mr neighbor don't let him confuse you
|
stfu bitch brah
|
nah
|
i never will! grinning emoji so trite
|
good luck trying to get me to shut up...
|
eragh brah
|
brah brah brah brah brah brah brah brah brah brah brah
|
just... so... BRAH! brah
|
chill :/
|
yes. chill
|
put aside your differences. and maybe be peak together...
|
never lol
|
never brah
|
ok well
|
be assured
|
that i know for a fact
|
matpat will dissect your games' code line by line
|
hmm
|
hmm brah
|
ok
|
ok brah
|
but like
|
but like brah
|
idc...
|
idc... brah
|
i like market pliers too but he doesn't dig into my game's code. Whoops
|
he also doesn't theorize as much :/
|
what
|
honestly i wish matpat would stop making so many theories on my games
|
i think he's partially responsible for Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach's story being scuffed
|
because he figured out the game's story before it even released
|
well did he write the story
|
no but he's the reason they scrapped and rewrote the story
|
well, i guess i understand why you don't want him theorizing on your games now
|
what are you blubs going on about brah
|
chill brah
|
what
|
im making him theorize on my game ONLY now brah
|
theories on my game only brah
|
yippee brah
|
why
|
im glad he's not doing theories on my game anymore but why
|
i felt like it brah
|
well wait
|
wouldn't he and his audience be dead because of the uh
|
nukes
|
nah he's on holiday rn brah
|
somewhere that didn't get nuked brah
|
oh
|
ok
|
uh
|
first of all matpat SUCKS...
|
second what was this whole story about again
|
I believe it was originally about killing Goooodddd!
|
WHAT
|
how did we diverge
|
so far from killing god
|
I have no idea, I'm just a teeeaaacher!
|
All I really own is a schoooolllhoooouusseee!!!
|
cool
|
that's helpful
|
well
|
what else is there to do
|
other than just
|
SIT AROUND...
|
You know who else does things other than just sitting around?
|
FUCK OFF MUSCLE MAN YOU ARE NOT FROM A INDIE HROOROR MASCOT HORROR IDIE GAME MASCOT HORROR
|
OH NO BRO!
|
anyway
|
wait
|
is that
|
the president
|
hey guys you destroyed my country :(
|
oh well
|
dude
|
everyone's like. dead. i think
|
why did you press the button
|
ok
|
guys brah
|
do you wanna see something funny brah
|
nah
|
ok well its too laete brah i already killed joe biden brah
|
lol
|
seriously?
|
yes brah
|
ok
|
actually no brah
|
biden is not dead brah
|
i lied brah
|
im JUMBO JOSH brah
|
BITCH! brah
|
ok
|
well god's dead
|
jesus' dead
|
america's dead
|
china's dead
|
and biden's dead now too
|
IDC...
|
so like, who's next jimbo jish
|
idk brah
|
because i don't know who else to killalala brah
|
oh well
|
Where is Joe Biden?
im alive!
|
Yippees! What are you doing, Biden?
im not getting donald trump involved btw don't worry
|
he could never think rationally in a situation like this
|
trust me, i would know. he got arresteds :/
|
Chilling. How are you going to get rid of Jumbo Josh? He's peak!
i may not know what peak means but i have a way of getting rid of him
|
which i will say momentarily
|
Cool! We'll come back to you momentarily then!
huh? wait, hold on-
|
Back at Freddy's car once again I guess
hm
|
what
|
idk
|
ok
|
wait, is that joes bidens? again?
|
heading! why goes away so soon?
|
I was going to come back momentarily, when you were ready to say your plan...
Ops, sorry...
its ok. anywya
|
jumbo josh. come jumboing me!
|
ok brah
|
SO not peak brah
|
alright. got him! see you
|
i could not care less actually he was annoying but
|
wtf
|
we should save him not because i'm freidns with him im definitely NOT but because we don't know what joe biden has in store for us
|
he could be hatching a devious plan...
|
also because he's my husband. right?
|
yeah sure
|
But Fredddyyy! Who knows, he could've trapped Jumbo Josh to protect the rest of Eaarrrrtthh!
|
yeah but ik he might run experiments on him
|
because he's. you know. really powerful i think
|
Well, do we know where Biden weennntt?
|
idk but lets pretend we did and went there... right NOW!
|
At Joe Biden's hideout
no, no! this is not it, let's try again!
|
At Joe Biden's hideout hopefully
ok maybe this is it, it's pretty technology advanced. i guess
|
Good observation work! You're doing greeeaaattt!
|
and... i think.... i have a big gUess where he's got jumbo josh
|
Guards
hey wtf are you doing here
|
Guards
eeeyikes!
|
there we go. they're gone
|
ok well let's go get jumbo josh then. actually idk why i tagged along whatever
|
The room Jumbo Josh is in
yikes!! found so quickly
|
look i know you want him but
|
look at my sunglasses
|
they mean serious business
|
i genuinely could not care less whatever
|
free jumbo josh
|
please with a side of pie brah
|
no
|
ok
|
jumpscare
|
so. you want to know why i trapped jumbo josh, hmm?
|
yeah
|
ok but idc
|
he destroyed the us bozo brains! I'm trying to bring it back with his powers. and the population too
|
he will also be eradicated in the process but its for the greater good
|
nah brah
|
ok well im not killed
|
but i am defeated so
|
i will be back. and i will avenge america :/
|
i'm jumbo josh brah!
|
i'm free brah!
|
first chapter only though, brah!
|
yes! husbando!
|
yes! husbando! brah
|
ok but not because you said so brah
|
Not in Joe Biden's hideout
so like brah
|
is that it brah
|
nothing else to do brah
|
i think so
|
unless
|
there's other countries we have to go to
|
what
|
srsly..?
|
Yes!
|
nah
|
it'd be jolly loads of fun!
|
ok
|
Uh oh!
|
In the United Kingdom's capital, London
according to game lore i should be sad but IDC...
|
ok
|
yawn
|
don't press the big red button located in 10 downing street bendy
|
everyone's already scared because america and china fell
|
also Brexit
|
yeah arlgith
|
well
|
let's hear it
|
whya re we here
|
well let's show the brits how PEAK we are
|
excuse me brah
|
like brah
|
i brah
|
said brah
|
millions of times before brah
|
I am the Only peak one Here br brah
|
I AM GOING TO 10 DOWNING STREET BRAH
|
AND I AM PRESSING THAT BUTTON BRAH
|
alright lets get out of here
|
Somewhere that isn't decimated by nukes
ok
|
im jumbo josh brah
|
london is dead because of me brah
|
ok but for real
|
can we stop launching nukes everywhere
|
ok
|
alright... wahtever brah
|
anyway
|
where are we now
|
Tokyo, Japan
oh japan ok whatever
|
nobody touch any big red cylindrical buttons you may see
|
please...
|
yeah...ik
|
yeah...ik
|
yeah...ik brah
|
where's banban brah
|
what
|
Somewhere else in Tokyo
Some random person
Hi, please press red button for me?
|
ok!
|
Somewhere that isn't decimated by nukes once more
fuck
|
alright
|
lets just stay put
|
because we are
|
Once again at the same spot before going to London
ok!
|
that's fair
|
but we need something to do, right?
|
yeah but
|
you people keep nuking things
|
what were we talking about again
|
who was more "peak" like
|
oh yeah that's right i don't know what peak means
|
and uh we were split by two sides
|
what fucking happened
|
peak happened brah
|
lala!
|
oh yeah that reminds me brah
|
you'll never be peak brah
|
nah
|
stfu dude
|
i thought we were over this
|
no i just lost track i think brah
|
actually idk what happened over the past hours it went by so fast brah
|
maybe we are over this but idc brah
|
i am the. PEAKEST brah
|
no denying that brah
|
god damn IT
|
ok well
|
i agree with like
|
whoever said there could be more than one peak
|
because i believe that is true
|
o hyeah even if i don't know waht peak is
|
sigh
|
no stfu brah
|
STFU brah
|
h
|
honestly babe i think you should just listen to freddingtonian
|
seriously Lol
|
STFU brah
|
:/
|
anyway
|
jumbo mosh
|
close brah
|
just accept that there can be more than one peak
|
ok but not amanda brah
|
ok whatever
|
hey :/
|
deal brah
|
Sometime later idk
Someone
Hello, basically I summarise things. I think, I don't know. Basically, A-
|
basically im peak brah
|
and others too ofc brah
|
except amanda lol brah
|
sigh
|
[rolls eyes] sigh
|
stfu brah
|
actually we should work on your attitude towards amanda actually it really SUCKS
|
nah brah
|
if its gonna be that way brah
|
then im gonna go back to thinking im the only peak one around here brah
|
JUST SO PEAK brah
|
chill
|
i might summarise things then hold on
|
in 2014 freddy came out
|
then a bunch of freddy fangames came out. sweet!
|
then bendy baldi and i came out idk in what order
|
then it was popper playtime! and then garten of banban
|
and now. amanda the adventurer
|
Someone
That's not what I wanted to summarise.
|
IDC...
|
Someone
Alright, fuck this.
|
Someone
Jumbo Josh killed God and then had a rap battle with Amanda over who was "more peak". Then, shit broke loose. There, summarised this whole shitfest.
|
nah brah
|
i'd say that peak broke loose brah
|
and that it was a PEAKFEST... brah
|
Someone
Okay.
|
Someone
When you need help kicking Joe Biden's ass, I will not be there to help.
|
what brah
|
Someone
Nothing, forget everything I said. I'm out of here.
|
ok brah
|
you get me brah
|
Resolution
| jumbo josh | ok so brah |
|---|
| jumbo josh | wait where did my portrait go brah |
|---|
| announcer | budget cuts |
|---|
| jumbo josh | shut the fuck you brah |
|---|
| amanda the adventurer | haha |
|---|
| jumbo josh | grrrr brah! im fucking pised off brah! im JUMBO JOSH brah! |
|---|
| amanda the adventurer | haha |
|---|
| banban | well |
|---|
| banban | idc |
|---|
| banban | joe biden is herre... BTW |
|---|
| jumbo josh | how come you still get a dia box brah |
|---|
| jumbo josh | fuck you brah |
|---|
| jumbo josh | fuck you brah |
|---|
| jumbo josh | fuck you brah |
|---|
| jumbo josh | fuck you brah |
|---|
| amanda the adventurer | STFU |
|---|
| joe biden | hi im joe biden |
|---|
| joe biden | did you know..? i said i'd be back! |
|---|
| joe biden | that's clever, right |
|---|
| jumbo josh | no brah |
|---|
| joe biden | ok |
|---|
| the mario party as a collective | fuck you but we're probably dead from the nukes idk we aren't relevant to this story |
|---|
| the mario collective as a party | stfu |
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| paper niko | [said through paper crumbling noises crumble crumble] banban: hi |
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| banban | STOP IMPERSONATING ME |
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| banban | this is our story not yours go peak somewher elease |
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| paper niko | sorry :( |
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| banban | anyway we'll stop you joe biden |
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| banban | even if you are the 46th president of the NOW DIVIDED states! HAHA |
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| joe biden | GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
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| jumbo josh | yo chill brah |
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| jumbo josh | eat a sandwich brah |
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| jumbo josh | knuckel sandwich brah |
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NO! NOT WORKING aGAIN! STOP TRYING!
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also why are the dia boxes back
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budget glue
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ok
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fuck brah
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narrator what happened to your powers or whatever brah
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why would i
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that was the Old me DUDE!
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chill out... dude. chill out
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GO!
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yum brah
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[[[cartoonishly]] expands with the explosion]
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hmm im full :/ brah
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holy shit
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are you ok
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hey im tired can i have a bed brah
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ok
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YES! brah
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zzz brah
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zzz brah
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zzz brah
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horray brah! im awake brah
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ok
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no! sleep! NOW!
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cba brah
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GRRRRRR
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oh wait i have more atom bombs! Yippiecore!
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GO!
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don't bbe so pokemon brah
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idc
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G
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ops.. i paused the World
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watch this.... i am bombs towards joe.....
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[after beign unpaused] YEOWCH!
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I WIN
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that was mean :'(
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stop it :'(
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your game sucks :'(
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idc
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hey brah
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leave amanda alone brah
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YOOOOOOO jumbo josh
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from garten of banban
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take notes User:Scar
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User:Scar
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amanda is. actually kind of peak brah
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we have so many memories of each other brah
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yes! lets go with that
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okay fine
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you want it THAT WAY
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Fe InE "
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with In Preisdnecy COmes Great Strenthth
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GREAT stegin thh hh COMES PEAKNESS
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that's a lie brah
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I DO NOT CARRRREEEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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I am JOE BIDEN. FORTY-SIXTH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!
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YOU!! WILL!!! FUCKING!!! DIE!!!
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I WILL TURN YOUR
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LOW-BUDGET ASSES
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INTO BUDGET FOR MY MILITARY
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AMERICA'S MILITARY!!!!
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TL;DR: Die :)
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nah... brah
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its like. being in one of those kongregate chat channels brah
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also i think kongregate supports nfts brah
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UGH!!! STOP BEING SO F##KING META...
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oh is that your weakness brah
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ERRRAAAGHHHH!!!!!
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elon musk is stupid brah
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ERRRAAAGHHHH!!!!!
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capitalism. is. DUMB!!!!!!! brah
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[implodes]
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lol
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now what
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idk brah
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but brah
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im jumbo josh brah
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i just DEFEATED joe biden brah
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Epilogue
After the death of Joe Biden, all the characters originating from mascot horror franchises finally settled over their "peakness", now understanding that there can be "more than one peak".
Jumbo Josh, overlooking the now barren landscape of the now-dissolved United States, said in a curious manner, "What are we going to do about this mess, brah? We truly were very peak, brah!"
Banban, Josh's loving husband, responded with the same tone. "No clue, husband." He said with an unsure voice, eyes darting back and forth. "If we wish to bring back the spirit of America before the death of God and our unleashed peakness, we'll have to work together and rebuild it from the ground up."
alright enough of that serious book shit FUCK you brah
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Sorry, but I was kind of hired to do this. I said this with honesty, by the way.
no. get the FUCK out of here brah. josh brah
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Fine, whatever.
...
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anyway now they'r egone i just want to say i think its funny america is a mess now LOL brah
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ok well
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did you at least actually say that you now understand there can be more than one peak
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no but ykw yeah sure why not im bored lol brah gijd brah
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actually
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can that book person or whatever come back
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i live books
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ok whatever brah
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Once they allowed a certain someone to finally proceed with what they were paid to do, the mascot horror gang looked off into the horizon, taking in the sight of the calm forest swaying in the gentle, careless breeze of the wind.
Over the next few days, they prepared to move to Canada, which was not touched once by the dreadful, ballistic nukes. And, when they got their, they made themselves at home. They played games with one another, told stories, made each other laugh, and comforted each other in their time of need.
"Well, it was nice finally getting to know every one of you," Freddy Fazbear said with delight in his voice over an advertisement calling for viewers to invest in "okinphreakies". "I'm glad we finally got to settle our differences."
"Yes! This is a jolly god time for us all," Theodore Peterson said confidently. "Let's keep on enjoying ourselves, eh?"
"Yes! Ah hah!" Said Bendy with much joy in his tone.
And with that, the story comes to an end. From God dying to the hands of the mascot horror characters to those same characters finally making up, this was one hell of a ride.
THE END.
ok brah
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that was beautiful brah
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sniffles brah
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alrgight i think we're done here brah
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ok
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also banban brah
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hm?
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mwwahhh! brah
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mwwahhh!
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