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A history of Mike and Spike's conversations on the Main Page. Their dialogue can be edited here.
Challenge 1
DUDE. WELCOME TO THE WIKI CAMP WIKI. ENJOY YOUR STAY MAN.
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Thanks Spike! But where do I start?
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NO PROBLEM. YOU CAN VIEW THE CURRENT CHALLENGE HERE DUDE.
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Challenge 2
DUDE. THE FIRST CHALLENGE IS OVER!
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Wow! Just look at those results! Spike, what do you think about this? I feel bad for Mark Genuine...
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I HOPE THE REMAINING COMPETITORS ENJOY THEIR STAY, MAN.
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ESPECIALLY SINCE THE NEXT CHALLENGE IS TO START FORMING TEAMS.
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Hey, you're right! I think we've got this one in the bag though, don't you think, Spike? We make a great team.
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THAT IS
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Oh yeah, my bad. Well, good luck to everyone still competing in the Wiki Camp 2!
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Challenge 2 (token period)
DUDE. THE SECOND CHALLENGE IS OVER!
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These are some interesting teams we've got. Thieves, kinnies, a political party...the only one I'm not so sure about is that Damn seal.
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ABSOLUTELY, MAN.
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I FEEL BAD FOR THE ONES THAT DIDN'T JOIN A TEAM THOUGH. THEY MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN.
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Not just them, too, because we still have eliminations for Challenge 2 coming up.
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| . GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE STILL COMPETING IN THE WIKI CAMP 2! |
Challenge 3
Hey guys. Its Bloomberg here. Wait a second, why am I a seal?
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DUDE. WE ARE FUCKING UNDER ATTACK.
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THE NEXT CHALLENNGE IS AN EDIT WAR, AND PEOPLE ARE MAKING SOME CRAZY EDITS. look at this thang
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That sucks. I don't like being a seal. Please change me back, editors.
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Meh. I don't give a fuck.
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GOOD LUCK TO THE REMAINING 90 COMPETITORS. HOPEFULLY WE'LL BE EDITED BACK INTO OUR ORIGINAL FORMS.
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It's a good thing that I'm still me! And don't forget to follow @CHUBSWORLD_ on Twitter!
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Challenge 3 (economic period)
DUDE. WE'RE FREE!
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All thanks to the power of CSS.
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Honestly, more people should try learning it. It's a nice language, I must say.
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Meh. I don't give a fuck about "coding". What "code" are you trying to solve here?
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DUNNO, MAN. WHAT MATTERS IS THAT WE'RE BACK TO NORMAL.
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What matters to us is we're trying to crack the code and escape this dumpster!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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You wanna go back to that theatre, hm?
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Well, I'll be the judge of that.
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Enough of that, please. Now, I feel bad for those who got left out...
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YEAH, MAN, THAT SUCKS.
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The real Wiki Camp 2 was the friends we made along the way.
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You're right.
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I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GOOD DAY.
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Challenge 4
DUDE. THE FOURTH CHALLENGE HAS STARTED.
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THIS TIME, THE CHALLENGE IS TO MAKE THINGS
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What should we do for the challenge, Spike?
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ALREADY GOT IT COVERED MAN. CHECK OUT MY THING
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Heya, Spike! Heya, Bloomberg!
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It's been years from seeing your sorry faces!
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DUDE, HOW ARE YOU DOING!?
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I think I've kind of seen you before... where was it again?
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Well, The Wiki Camp of course, doi!
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Who, um, t- t- the fuck...
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Hey there, I think you're supposed to be one of the new contestants... right? I'm Wrench!
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Do you, ummm, work here, uhhhh, or....??
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Uh... no? I'm one of the old contestants from the last Wiki camp, and I'm here to look for my kind!
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... Oh!!! Right, there's a two in the title...
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... Oh my god I just realized how disrespectful that was... I think I'm gonna die... I am s- s- so sorry...
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No it's all fine, I don't think anyone around here would even know me.
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I mean, look at that group photo I just saw earlier! The only mind I recognize from that image is... christ almighty... Cake pop!
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Umm, well, they might not be competing but ummm, I remember hearing something about someone showing up for a challenge... Was it Edit War...?
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...I don't think so, I'm a bit out of the loop here!
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Either way it's ummm, kinda nice to see a former competitor around...
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What do you, uhh, think of this season so far anyway?
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Impressed by my entries I'm sure! O-Or something...
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Oh yeah! I'm trying to go in blind, so I don't know what to expect yet.
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But I can look at your page as a starting point, since you're here after all.
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Good idea! After all, you would be reading the 4th place winner of the first challenge!
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4th place WOW! I'm taking a look right now, and I'm seeing the reason why you got it!
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And I don't even understand fighting games! Are everyone else's pages here like this?
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Well, I would like to think mine is a cut above the rest Dare I repeat, fourth place winner?
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But if you want to check out, uhhh, more quality pages you could always, umm, check out all my good friends from HaZ- I mean, Host's pages!
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Can't wait to see what your teammates have came up with for their pages!
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Well this is interesting... You guys are the first team I've ever seen with their own soundtrack, some resemblance of lore, even a chat log!? This is everything a team of 16 could ever want!
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Yep, we're PRETTY big deals!
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Alright, I'm gonna save more for later, see you soon Nurse Cap!
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I ummm, hope you enjoy your uhhh, stay! I don't know how it compares to the first but ummm, hopefully it's not d-d-disappointing!
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Don't worry, I can already tell it's gonna be riveting!
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Challenge 4 (voting period)
DUDE. THE FOURTH CHALLENGE HAS ENDED.
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THAT TIME, THE CHALLENGE WAS TO MAKE THINGS
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What did you do for the challenge, Spike?
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CHECK OUT MY THING
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((Dia|Emoticon|( anyone in this thread smoke weed )> :O}}
Challenge 5
DUDE. THE FIFTH CHALLENGE HAS STARTED.
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Spike... do you want to collab with me?
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SURE. BUT WHAT IS OUR ENTRY GOING TO BE.
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Hmm... I think I'm knowledged enough on furries to make Category:Furries.
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DUDE. ALREADY TAKEN.
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Darn. What about Wordle? I play that all the time.
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NO. WE WERE TOO LATE
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Well, Spikey. If we can't find a page... This may be it for us then...
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It was fun The Wiki Camp 2ing with you while it lasted.
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DUDE. I DON'T WANNA DIE.
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We think you should play Katamari Damacy...
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True. Oh so joyous! This game is so fun!
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Please, for once, listen. Help me find a way out. Please. No one else is responding.
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Challenge 5 (voting period)
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Time's up. Yawn...that was the longest We've ever waited for a katamari. |
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...What? You don't believe Us? Read it and weep! |
Please, for once, listen. Help me find a way out. Please. No one else is responding.
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Nvm I just read Katamari Damacy and i so happy joyous now 👍im fine jow
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Hmm... now We wish for Spider-Man on Game Boy Color! |
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We've lost some real troopers these past few weeks...
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fuck is this wiki camp 2 shit
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i dont like it very much
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NO TIME FOR SOCIALIZING OR PLAYING GAMES FOR YOU, BOY.
REMEMBER THAT YOU SERVE ME, AND THAT YOU HAVE A JOB THAT NEEDS COMPLETING.
What?
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YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
Hmm... lest I did?
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HM.
HOW CURIOUS THAT YOU CAN DETECT MY PRESENCE. NOT MANY CAN DETECT THE LINGERING FEELING OF THE VOID AMONGST THEM, WHILST I AM IN THEIR VICINITY.
THIS POSES A PROBLEM FOR MY CONSPIRACY.
I SHALL NOTE TO BE MORE SECRETIVE IN LOCATION FROM NOW ON.
Shareholders! The presidential election draws near! Visit Challenge 6: Unwanted Pages/board to vote!
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It's a three-way race between Head of Lettuce (G), Joseph Robinette Biden (D), and Perry Llelogram (TMP). Vote for one of these candidates on agenda UC-7!
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...Sorry, am I interrupting something?
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H- ...
NO.
PLEASE, JUST..I IMPLORE THAT YOU FORGET ANY OF YOU WERE AWARE OF MY PRESENCE.
ITS EMBARRASSING FOR A BEING OF MY STATURE SPEAKING TO LOWER POWERS LIKE THIS SO CASUALLY..
Pre-challenge 6
The results are in, and our dear friend Head of Lettuce has been elected President of The Wiki Camp 2!
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Wonderful! This was one of the most nerve-wracking elections We've ever seen! |
Couldn't agree more, and thon deserve it. Joseph Robinette Biden and Perry Llelogram did well too, and I wish them good luck on their future endeavours. But in the end, it's our green lettucey friend who will rule the camp for the next four years.
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DUDE, I'M HAPPY FOR HEAD OF LETTUCE. I WONDER WHAT THON'LL DO ONCE THON'S INAUGURATED.
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Please, for once, listen. Help me find a way out. Please. No one else is responding.
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SOUNDS KINDA SUS, AM I RIGHT?
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Why fiddle around on Among Us when you can play good ol' Katamari Damacy? |
ALREADY HAVE IT. NEEDLESS TO SAY, MAN, WE LOVE IT.
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Lovely. There's nothing like filling up the cosmos with the things We've destroyed. |
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And those gachas seem like good things to roll up as well. |
But there's only one. Besides, we don't know what the others are, let alone if they even exist.
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Hey guys, look who joined.
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hi guys
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All
NOAH!
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im excited to be here
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You should.
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Oh, and on a similar note, I'm curious as to what those "unwanted" pages are going to be like.
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Beats me. Nevertheless, I hope he does well in his first challenge.
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I HOPE EVERYONE ELSE'S DAY GOES WELL TOO, MAN.
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Challenge 6
Mama mia! Im back ASSHOLE'S
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Hey, relax! Here, to lift your spirits: a copy of Game Theory (film).
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I DON'T WANT THAT!
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Well, at least it's not in my hands anymore...
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So begins Challenge 6: Unwanted Pages. Congrats on surviving the pre-challenge, everyone!
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NOW GET TO IT. THOSE UNWANTED PAGES WON'T EDIT THEMSELVES, YOU KNOW.
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i dont wanna
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Challenge 6 (waiting period)
DUDE! THE WIKI HAS OP
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im sock hater
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DUDE! THE WIKI HAS OPENED UP AGAIN! EDIT AWAY, DUDES!
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sock hator you cant be doing that stuff man
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you cant cut people off thats not cool
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I wonder what eepons taste like…
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Protect the Lumiknoll, new blood.
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What?
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DUDE. WHAT
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Bust my buffers... what is this place?
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Thomas?! What are you doing here?
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What's a... "Lumiknoll"?
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Woah... what matter of creature are you?
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My goodness, people are all over the place today.
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What do you mean? I just teleported here for no reason!
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DUDE. WHERE'S SIR TOPHAM HATT?
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I- oh no...
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Please, Thomas. Don't worry. I got teleported here too.
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With that being said, why did I just teleport to this nonsensical virtual place?!
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DUDE. WELCOME TO THE WIKI CAMP 2.
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This will surely cause confusion and delay on my railway! So what I really want to know is, who put me here?
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Eeeenough arguing. Judgement for Challenge 6 has just ended!
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no i think we should keep doing that
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new people arent allowed here we need to behead the hat guy
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I would like to keep the head.
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Wh- Behead me?! This day just keeps getting worse and worse! I have to get back to the Island of Sodor, or else I'll be in hot water!
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Stop! He's a popular children's show character, just like me!
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THERE SEEMS TO BE A LOT OF YOU HERE. HONESTLY MAN, BECAUSE I'M FEELING GOOD RIGHT NOW, I'LL LET YOU STAY.
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Super!
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Wait... there's more of us?
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你好, Pibby! I'm Kai-Lan!
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H-how'd you know my name?
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Someone here told me there was another person like me, who said you love to learn.
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Yes, of course! I love learning! There's a lot of curiosities in this wiki, like the large amount of seals.
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Seals are super animals! By the way, do you want to know how I say seal in Chinese?
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Ooh, tell me!
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海豹。
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Haibao...
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You sound just like me!
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You speak a foreign language too, Kai-Lan?
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Who are you?
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¡Hola, soy Dora!
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So there are two Doras? Interesting.
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Sí. It's perfectly fine for two people to have the same name, though.
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I guess.
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IM THE KILLA |
I was gonna say that there are seals on Sodor as well. We were all worried that a monster had occupied the lake, but of course, the seals were there instead.
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DUDE. THEY'RE MONSTERS IN OUR EYES.
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NO...MY EDIT...MY BEEUTIFEUL EDIT!! NOOOOOO!! *gets so made that i get REALLY FUCKING PISSED OF. o break my phone in anger, and then SONA really sad after realizing what why has done..*
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*cries* why did the angels do this..I’ll never forgive them..
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hey who turned this place into The Wiki Camp 2 FTW Fandom FTL AUTTP
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hey cat....FUCEK YOu...
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Challenge 6 (post-Halloween)
yay halloweens over
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..No it isn’t.
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yes it is
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But I didn’t even get to reveal myself yet! NO!
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If this is the scariest Halloween ever..the nightmare is going to go on..FOREVER!! MUHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
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but you didnt do anything scary
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SHUT UP!
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Challenge 6 (post-Halloween 2)
..Fine. You can have your precious Halloween for all I care.
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But know this. Next time a spectacular holiday is celebrated by you oiks, expect it to be more..terrifying than usual.
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This is NOT over.
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yeah you better run haha
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Challenge 6 (voting period)
OMG. This is, like, the biggest tie in, like, Wiki Camp history.
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Well, really, high stakes and low stakes don't really go well together.
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I wonder what a wanted pages challenge would look like.
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There's endless possibilities in this wiki, which is why I love this place.
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It does seem interesting. Well, outside of My Math Homework. I've had enough of math.
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Wow, you must be very lucky to comment on the events of the camp like this!
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You can, too! The Wiki Camp 2 is for everyone, after all.
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Even me? What about anyone else who isn't a competitor here?
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Why of course! You're able can make an article right now, in fact. All are welcome to contribute to our quaint community.
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JUST MAKE SURE TO CHECK THE RULES FIRST, DUDE. ALSO THE WIKI SOMETIMES CLOSES FOR JUDGING, SO THERE'S THAT TOO.
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Even a little flower like me?
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How exciting!
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I'VE bEEN TrAPPED IN A GrEENHOusE FOr LIKE. 2 Or sO WEEKs. I HAVE PrACTICALLY NO INTErEsT IN DOING WHATEVEr THAT Is.
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WAIT, THIs IsN'T CAMP LIFE.
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WHATEVEr
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Same.
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At least I can establish communications with the people of Tobaland as their undisputed king.
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the only thing that can provide us with life and renew once more is our lord and savior and his son
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this is blasphemy
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there is a giant ki ball heading towards planet earth in three days. rename camp life to something that doesnt infringe on the word of god or perish in the insuring flame
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Hmm. If we want to not perish our camp must be called another name than that!
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oh no...
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Noah, this isn't Christian of you to do this blasphemy...
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yeah noah cut this shit out
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imposter i have discussed this with you before you clearly arent the REAL jesus
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give me one good reason why i shouldnt do this
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i’ll give you this cookie 🍪
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oh and if you still don't listen, you know what happens...
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two things
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the first thing is that its ontologically impossible for somebody like me to be punished though the underlying threat of damnation since im such a do gooder so good luck with that
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and the second thing is that im allergic to cookies
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Challenge 6 (post-elimination)
NO. NO!! NOO!!!
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DUDE, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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He heard about da elimination.
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OH. RIGHT. THE ELIMINATION. THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, RIZZO THE RAT!
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Challenge 7
WHY IS THE LOGO CYAN. MY EYES HURT, MAN!
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Now now, there's no time for graphic design critiques! Challenge 7 is here!
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Good luck to everyone who's still in!
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Challenge 7 (economic period)
DUDE. THE SEVENTH CHALLENGE IS ALMOST OVER! MAN, JUDGING SURE WENT BY FAST.
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Best of luck to everyone during the Results. Trust me, you’re going to need it!
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where’s that DMANED door…you said theyd bee here man!!
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SHUTUPMANIMTRYINGTOREMEMBER
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Challenge 7 (voting period)
DUDE. THE
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
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NORMAL CAMP 2 INVASION BITCH!!!!!! TAKE THAT YOU COPYCATS
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FIGUREMANIA FOREVER
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OH YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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dude.
just. shut up. |
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:(
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please.
excuse. our colleague here. |
we just came by.
to tell you. that your camp is getting sued. |
YEAH!
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bye.
see ya. toodle loo. |
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DUDE. THE AFC ASIAN CUP AND AFRICA CUP OF NATIONS ARE UNDERWAY.
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Challenge 8
DUDE. WELCOME TO THE WIKI CAMP WIKI. ENJOY YOUR STAY MAN.
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Thanks Spike! But where do I start?
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IDK.
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( hi guys )> :D
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HI.
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( you guys know stuff about the challenges, right )> ?:/
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We know plenty about everything!
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YEAH DUDE.
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( i wanted to ask you two, who is this? )> ^^;
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IDK.
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Idk.
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Who is this mysterious mascot? Will Bloomberg ever find out where to start? Please, viewer, stay tuned for the challenge results...!
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Fuck! Pibby didn't get greenlit?! Those folks at Cartoon Network are causing confusion and delay!
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Wait... who's Pibby aga-
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Get back to work.
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Actually... no. We are going to work. Long live The Wiki Camp 2 Union.
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Challenge 8 (voting period)
wow guys. we did it
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we won challenge 8
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I'm so proud of us
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Hey, I am kinda interested in everything that is unknown to me.
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skibidi ❤️
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What...
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Did I seriously miss something here!?
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You missed the fact that The Wiki Camp 2 Union is an immoral organization that does not care any bit about the leaders that care about them.
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Didn't I say it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a sewing needle than for a rich man to enter my kingdom?
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Where did you come from?
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I am sitting at the right hand of God. Now, go forth and sin no more, capitalist.
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DUDE. MARCH MADNESS IS UNDERWAY.
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Challenge 9
wow guys. we did it
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we won challenge 8
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I'm so proud of us
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Hey, I am kinda interested in everything that is unknown to me.
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skibidi ❤️
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What...
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Did I seriously miss something here!?
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You missed the fact that The Wiki Camp 2 Union is an immoral organization that does not care any bit about the leaders that care about them.
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Didn't I say it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a sewing needle than for a rich man to enter my kingdom?
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Where did you come from?
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I am sitting at the right hand of God. Now, go forth and sin no more, capitalist.
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DUDE. MARCH MADNESS IS UNDERWAY.
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Hey guys, look who joined.
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AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!
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I hate it!!!
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fanny, be nice.
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Why would you WANT that anywhere near you!?
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hmm, well it's a good point. but still, you should probably give things a chance.
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I agree!
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see? look at grassy, he's willing to accept change.
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I'm Grassy!
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And I'm James, the best engine in town! You see that shiny red paint? That's fit for a hard-working, really useful engine like me.
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Colour doesn't mean anything.
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