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A history of Mike and Spike's conversations on the Main Page. Their dialogue can be edited here.
Challenge 1
DUDE. WELCOME TO THE WIKI CAMP WIKI. ENJOY YOUR STAY MAN.
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Thanks Spike! But where do I start?
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NO PROBLEM. YOU CAN VIEW THE CURRENT CHALLENGE HERE DUDE.
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Challenge 2
DUDE. THE FIRST CHALLENGE IS OVER!
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Wow! Just look at those results! Spike, what do you think about this? I feel bad for Mark Genuine...
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I HOPE THE REMAINING COMPETITORS ENJOY THEIR STAY, MAN.
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ESPECIALLY SINCE THE NEXT CHALLENGE IS TO START FORMING TEAMS.
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Hey, you're right! I think we've got this one in the bag though, don't you think, Spike? We make a great team.
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THAT IS
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Oh yeah, my bad. Well, good luck to everyone still competing in the Wiki Camp 2!
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Challenge 2 (token period)
DUDE. THE SECOND CHALLENGE IS OVER!
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These are some interesting teams we've got. Thieves, kinnies, a political party...the only one I'm not so sure about is that Damn seal.
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ABSOLUTELY, MAN.
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I FEEL BAD FOR THE ONES THAT DIDN'T JOIN A TEAM THOUGH. THEY MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN.
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Not just them, too, because we still have eliminations for Challenge 2 coming up.
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| . GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE STILL COMPETING IN THE WIKI CAMP 2! |
Challenge 3
Hey guys. Its Bloomberg here. Wait a second, why am I a seal?
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DUDE. WE ARE FUCKING UNDER ATTACK.
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THE NEXT CHALLENNGE IS AN EDIT WAR, AND PEOPLE ARE MAKING SOME CRAZY EDITS. look at this thang
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That sucks. I don't like being a seal. Please change me back, editors.
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Meh. I don't give a fuck.
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GOOD LUCK TO THE REMAINING 90 COMPETITORS. HOPEFULLY WE'LL BE EDITED BACK INTO OUR ORIGINAL FORMS.
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It's a good thing that I'm still me! And don't forget to follow @CHUBSWORLD_ on Twitter!
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Challenge 3 (economic period)
DUDE. WE'RE FREE!
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All thanks to the power of CSS.
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Honestly, more people should try learning it. It's a nice language, I must say.
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Meh. I don't give a fuck about "coding". What "code" are you trying to solve here?
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DUNNO, MAN. WHAT MATTERS IS THAT WE'RE BACK TO NORMAL.
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What matters to us is we're trying to crack the code and escape this dumpster!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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You wanna go back to that theatre, hm?
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Well, I'll be the judge of that.
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Enough of that, please. Now, I feel bad for those who got left out...
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YEAH, MAN, THAT SUCKS.
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The real Wiki Camp 2 was the friends we made along the way.
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You're right.
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I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GOOD DAY.
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Challenge 4
DUDE. THE FOURTH CHALLENGE HAS STARTED.
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THIS TIME, THE CHALLENGE IS TO MAKE THINGS
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What should we do for the challenge, Spike?
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ALREADY GOT IT COVERED MAN. CHECK OUT MY THING
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Heya, Spike! Heya, Bloomberg!
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It's been years from seeing your sorry faces!
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DUDE, HOW ARE YOU DOING!?
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I think I've kind of seen you before... where was it again?
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Well, The Wiki Camp of course, doi!
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Who, um, t- t- the fuck...
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Hey there, I think you're supposed to be one of the new contestants... right? I'm Wrench!
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Do you, ummm, work here, uhhhh, or....??
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Uh... no? I'm one of the old contestants from the last Wiki camp, and I'm here to look for my kind!
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... Oh!!! Right, there's a two in the title...
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... Oh my god I just realized how disrespectful that was... I think I'm gonna die... I am s- s- so sorry...
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No it's all fine, I don't think anyone around here would even know me.
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I mean, look at that group photo I just saw earlier! The only mind I recognize from that image is... christ almighty... Cake pop!
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Umm, well, they might not be competing but ummm, I remember hearing something about someone showing up for a challenge... Was it Edit War...?
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...I don't think so, I'm a bit out of the loop here!
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Either way it's ummm, kinda nice to see a former competitor around...
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What do you, uhh, think of this season so far anyway?
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Impressed by my entries I'm sure! O-Or something...
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Oh yeah! I'm trying to go in blind, so I don't know what to expect yet.
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But I can look at your page as a starting point, since you're here after all.
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Good idea! After all, you would be reading the 4th place winner of the first challenge!
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4th place WOW! I'm taking a look right now, and I'm seeing the reason why you got it!
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And I don't even understand fighting games! Are everyone else's pages here like this?
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Well, I would like to think mine is a cut above the rest Dare I repeat, fourth place winner?
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But if you want to check out, uhhh, more quality pages you could always, umm, check out all my good friends from HaZ- I mean, Host's pages!
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Can't wait to see what your teammates have came up with for their pages!
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Well this is interesting... You guys are the first team I've ever seen with their own soundtrack, some resemblance of lore, even a chat log!? This is everything a team of 16 could ever want!
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Yep, we're PRETTY big deals!
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Alright, I'm gonna save more for later, see you soon Nurse Cap!
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I ummm, hope you enjoy your uhhh, stay! I don't know how it compares to the first but ummm, hopefully it's not d-d-disappointing!
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Don't worry, I can already tell it's gonna be riveting!
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Challenge 4 (voting period)
DUDE. THE FOURTH CHALLENGE HAS ENDED.
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THAT TIME, THE CHALLENGE WAS TO MAKE THINGS
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What did you do for the challenge, Spike?
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CHECK OUT MY THING
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((Dia|Emoticon|( anyone in this thread smoke weed )> :O}}
Challenge 5
DUDE. THE FIFTH CHALLENGE HAS STARTED.
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Spike... do you want to collab with me?
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SURE. BUT WHAT IS OUR ENTRY GOING TO BE.
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Hmm... I think I'm knowledged enough on furries to make Category:Furries.
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DUDE. ALREADY TAKEN.
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Darn. What about Wordle? I play that all the time.
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NO. WE WERE TOO LATE
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Well, Spikey. If we can't find a page... This may be it for us then...
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It was fun The Wiki Camp 2ing with you while it lasted.
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DUDE. I DON'T WANNA DIE.
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We think you should play Katamari Damacy...
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True. Oh so joyous! This game is so fun!
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Please, for once, listen. Help me find a way out. Please. No one else is responding.
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Challenge 5 (voting period)
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Time's up. Yawn...that was the longest We've ever waited for a katamari. |
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...What? You don't believe Us? Read it and weep! |
Please, for once, listen. Help me find a way out. Please. No one else is responding.
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Nvm I just read Katamari Damacy and i so happy joyous now 👍im fine jow
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Hmm... now We wish for Spider-Man on Game Boy Color! |
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We've lost some real troopers these past few weeks...
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fuck is this wiki camp 2 shit
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i dont like it very much
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NO TIME FOR SOCIALIZING OR PLAYING GAMES FOR YOU, BOY.
REMEMBER THAT YOU SERVE ME, AND THAT YOU HAVE A JOB THAT NEEDS COMPLETING.
What?
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YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
Hmm... lest I did?
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HM.
HOW CURIOUS THAT YOU CAN DETECT MY PRESENCE. NOT MANY CAN DETECT THE LINGERING FEELING OF THE VOID AMONGST THEM, WHILST I AM IN THEIR VICINITY.
THIS POSES A PROBLEM FOR MY CONSPIRACY.
I SHALL NOTE TO BE MORE SECRETIVE IN LOCATION FROM NOW ON.
Shareholders! The presidential election draws near! Visit Challenge 6: Unwanted Pages/board to vote!
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It's a three-way race between Head of Lettuce (G), Joseph Robinette Biden (D), and Perry Llelogram (TMP). Vote for one of these candidates on agenda UC-7!
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...Sorry, am I interrupting something?
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H- ...
NO.
PLEASE, JUST..I IMPLORE THAT YOU FORGET ANY OF YOU WERE AWARE OF MY PRESENCE.
ITS EMBARRASSING FOR A BEING OF MY STATURE SPEAKING TO LOWER POWERS LIKE THIS SO CASUALLY..
Pre-challenge 6
The results are in, and our dear friend Head of Lettuce has been elected President of The Wiki Camp 2!
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Wonderful! This was one of the most nerve-wracking elections We've ever seen! |
Couldn't agree more, and thon deserve it. Joseph Robinette Biden and Perry Llelogram did well too, and I wish them good luck on their future endeavours. But in the end, it's our green lettucey friend who will rule the camp for the next four years.
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DUDE, I'M HAPPY FOR HEAD OF LETTUCE. I WONDER WHAT THON'LL DO ONCE THON'S INAUGURATED.
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Please, for once, listen. Help me find a way out. Please. No one else is responding.
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SOUNDS KINDA SUS, AM I RIGHT?
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Why fiddle around on Among Us when you can play good ol' Katamari Damacy? |
ALREADY HAVE IT. NEEDLESS TO SAY, MAN, WE LOVE IT.
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Lovely. There's nothing like filling up the cosmos with the things We've destroyed. |
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And those gachas seem like good things to roll up as well. |
But there's only one. Besides, we don't know what the others are, let alone if they even exist.
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Hey guys, look who joined.
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hi guys
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All
NOAH!
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im excited to be here
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You should.
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Oh, and on a similar note, I'm curious as to what those "unwanted" pages are going to be like.
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Beats me. Nevertheless, I hope he does well in his first challenge.
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I HOPE EVERYONE ELSE'S DAY GOES WELL TOO, MAN.
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Challenge 6
Mama mia! Im back ASSHOLE'S
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Hey, relax! Here, to lift your spirits: a copy of Game Theory (film).
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I DON'T WANT THAT!
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Well, at least it's not in my hands anymore...
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So begins Challenge 6: Unwanted Pages. Congrats on surviving the pre-challenge, everyone!
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NOW GET TO IT. THOSE UNWANTED PAGES WON'T EDIT THEMSELVES, YOU KNOW.
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i dont wanna
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Challenge 6 (waiting period)
DUDE! THE WIKI HAS OP
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im sock hater
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DUDE! THE WIKI HAS OPENED UP AGAIN! EDIT AWAY, DUDES!
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sock hator you cant be doing that stuff man
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you cant cut people off thats not cool
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I wonder what eepons taste like…
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Protect the Lumiknoll, new blood.
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What?
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DUDE. WHAT
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Bust my buffers... what is this place?
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Thomas?! What are you doing here?
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What's a... "Lumiknoll"?
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Woah... what matter of creature are you?
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My goodness, people are all over the place today.
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What do you mean? I just teleported here for no reason!
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DUDE. WHERE'S SIR TOPHAM HATT?
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I- oh no...
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Please, Thomas. Don't worry. I got teleported here too.
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With that being said, why did I just teleport to this nonsensical virtual place?!
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DUDE. WELCOME TO THE WIKI CAMP 2.
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This will surely cause confusion and delay on my railway! So what I really want to know is, who put me here?
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Eeeenough arguing. Judgement for Challenge 6 has just ended!
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no i think we should keep doing that
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new people arent allowed here we need to behead the hat guy
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I would like to keep the head.
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Wh- Behead me?! This day just keeps getting worse and worse! I have to get back to the Island of Sodor, or else I'll be in hot water!
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Stop! He's a popular children's show character, just like me!
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THERE SEEMS TO BE A LOT OF YOU HERE. HONESTLY MAN, BECAUSE I'M FEELING GOOD RIGHT NOW, I'LL LET YOU STAY.
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Super!
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Wait... there's more of us?
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你好, Pibby! I'm Kai-Lan!
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H-how'd you know my name?
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Someone here told me there was another person like me, who said you love to learn.
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Yes, of course! I love learning! There's a lot of curiosities in this wiki, like the large amount of seals.
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Seals are super animals! By the way, do you want to know how I say seal in Chinese?
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Ooh, tell me!
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海豹。
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Haibao...
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You sound just like me!
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You speak a foreign language too, Kai-Lan?
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Who are you?
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¡Hola, soy Dora!
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So there are two Doras? Interesting.
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Sí. It's perfectly fine for two people to have the same name, though.
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I guess.
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▐█▓▓███ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
IM THE KILLA |
I was gonna say that there are seals on Sodor as well. We were all worried that a monster had occupied the lake, but of course, the seals were there instead.
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DUDE. THEY'RE MONSTERS IN OUR EYES.
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NO...MY EDIT...MY BEEUTIFEUL EDIT!! NOOOOOO!! *gets so made that i get REALLY FUCKING PISSED OF. o break my phone in anger, and then SONA really sad after realizing what why has done..*
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*cries* why did the angels do this..I’ll never forgive them..
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hey who turned this place into The Wiki Camp 2 FTW Fandom FTL AUTTP
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hey cat....FUCEK YOu...
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Challenge 6 (post-Halloween)
yay halloweens over
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..No it isn’t.
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yes it is
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But I didn’t even get to reveal myself yet! NO!
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If this is the scariest Halloween ever..the nightmare is going to go on..FOREVER!! MUHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
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but you didnt do anything scary
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SHUT UP!
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Challenge 6 (post-Halloween 2)
..Fine. You can have your precious Halloween for all I care.
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But know this. Next time a spectacular holiday is celebrated by you oiks, expect it to be more..terrifying than usual.
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This is NOT over.
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yeah you better run haha
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Challenge 6 (voting period)
OMG. This is, like, the biggest tie in, like, Wiki Camp history.
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Well, really, high stakes and low stakes don't really go well together.
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I wonder what a wanted pages challenge would look like.
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There's endless possibilities in this wiki, which is why I love this place.
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It does seem interesting. Well, outside of My Math Homework. I've had enough of math.
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Wow, you must be very lucky to comment on the events of the camp like this!
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You can, too! The Wiki Camp 2 is for everyone, after all.
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Even me? What about anyone else who isn't a competitor here?
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Why of course! You're able can make an article right now, in fact. All are welcome to contribute to our quaint community.
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JUST MAKE SURE TO CHECK THE RULES FIRST, DUDE. ALSO THE WIKI SOMETIMES CLOSES FOR JUDGING, SO THERE'S THAT TOO.
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Even a little flower like me?
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How exciting!
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I'VE bEEN TrAPPED IN A GrEENHOusE FOr LIKE. 2 Or sO WEEKs. I HAVE PrACTICALLY NO INTErEsT IN DOING WHATEVEr THAT Is.
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WAIT, THIs IsN'T CAMP LIFE.
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WHATEVEr
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Same.
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At least I can establish communications with the people of Tobaland as their undisputed king.
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the only thing that can provide us with life and renew once more is our lord and savior and his son
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this is blasphemy
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there is a giant ki ball heading towards planet earth in three days. rename camp life to something that doesnt infringe on the word of god or perish in the insuring flame
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Hmm. If we want to not perish our camp must be called another name than that!
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oh no...
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Noah, this isn't Christian of you to do this blasphemy...
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yeah noah cut this shit out
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imposter i have discussed this with you before you clearly arent the REAL jesus
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give me one good reason why i shouldnt do this
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i’ll give you this cookie 🍪
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oh and if you still don't listen, you know what happens...
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two things
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the first thing is that its ontologically impossible for somebody like me to be punished though the underlying threat of damnation since im such a do gooder so good luck with that
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and the second thing is that im allergic to cookies
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Challenge 6 (post-elimination)
NO. NO!! NOO!!!
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DUDE, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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He heard about da elimination.
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OH. RIGHT. THE ELIMINATION. THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, RIZZO THE RAT!
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Challenge 7
WHY IS THE LOGO CYAN. MY EYES HURT, MAN!
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Now now, there's no time for graphic design critiques! Challenge 7 is here!
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Good luck to everyone who's still in!
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Challenge 7 (economic period)
DUDE. THE SEVENTH CHALLENGE IS ALMOST OVER! MAN, JUDGING SURE WENT BY FAST.
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Best of luck to everyone during the Results. Trust me, you’re going to need it!
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where’s that DMANED door…you said theyd bee here man!!
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SHUTUPMANIMTRYINGTOREMEMBER
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Challenge 7 (voting period)
DUDE. THE
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
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NORMAL CAMP 2 INVASION BITCH!!!!!! TAKE THAT YOU COPYCATS
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FIGUREMANIA FOREVER
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OH YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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dude.
just. shut up. |
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:(
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please.
excuse. our colleague here. |
we just came by.
to tell you. that your camp is getting sued. |
YEAH!
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bye.
see ya. toodle loo. |
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DUDE. THE AFC ASIAN CUP AND AFRICA CUP OF NATIONS ARE UNDERWAY.
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Challenge 8
DUDE. WELCOME TO THE WIKI CAMP WIKI. ENJOY YOUR STAY MAN.
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Thanks Spike! But where do I start?
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IDK.
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( hi guys )> :D
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HI.
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( you guys know stuff about the challenges, right )> ?:/
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We know plenty about everything!
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YEAH DUDE.
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( i wanted to ask you two, who is this? )> ^^;
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IDK.
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Idk.
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Who is this mysterious mascot? Will Bloomberg ever find out where to start? Please, viewer, stay tuned for the challenge results...!
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Fuck! Pibby didn't get greenlit?! Those folks at Cartoon Network are causing confusion and delay!
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Wait... who's Pibby aga-
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Get back to work.
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Actually... no. We are going to work. Long live The Wiki Camp 2 Union.
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Challenge 8 (voting period)
wow guys. we did it
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we won challenge 8
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I'm so proud of us
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Hey, I am kinda interested in everything that is unknown to me.
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skibidi ❤️
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What...
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Did I seriously miss something here!?
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You missed the fact that The Wiki Camp 2 Union is an immoral organization that does not care any bit about the leaders that care about them.
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Didn't I say it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a sewing needle than for a rich man to enter my kingdom?
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Where did you come from?
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I am sitting at the right hand of God. Now, go forth and sin no more, capitalist.
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DUDE. MARCH MADNESS IS UNDERWAY.
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Challenge 9
wow guys. we did it
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we won challenge 8
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I'm so proud of us
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Hey, I am kinda interested in everything that is unknown to me.
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skibidi ❤️
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What...
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Did I seriously miss something here!?
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You missed the fact that The Wiki Camp 2 Union is an immoral organization that does not care any bit about the leaders that care about them.
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Didn't I say it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a sewing needle than for a rich man to enter my kingdom?
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Where did you come from?
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I am sitting at the right hand of God. Now, go forth and sin no more, capitalist.
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DUDE. MARCH MADNESS IS UNDERWAY.
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Hey guys, look who joined.
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AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!
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I hate it!!!
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fanny, be nice.
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Why would you WANT that anywhere near you!?
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hmm, well it's a good point. but still, you should probably give things a chance.
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I agree!
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see? look at grassy, he's willing to accept change.
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I'm Grassy!
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And I'm James, the best engine in town! You see that shiny red paint? That's fit for a hard-working, really useful engine like me.
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Colour doesn't mean anything.
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Challenge 9 (post-judging)
DUDE. WE ARE SO BACK.
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That was fast...
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Guess what!
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What?
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It's almost Hog Day!
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Oh no...
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What? Don't you like petting a wild boar?
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DUDE. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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Hang on, lemme look...
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Fuck!
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Hog Day
DUDE. THE END IS NEAR
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Mike..are we going to die? I don't want to die..
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Post-Hog Day
Wait a minute... we're alive!
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LETS GOOO
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Wonderful! But we still await what The Divine Goddess thinks of those Seven Kingdoms.
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notice how everyone in this competition who has opposed me has been vanquished so far
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Challenge 10
DUDE. THE TENTH CHALLENGE IS HERE!
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Wow, Spike. Ten whole challenges since the Wiki Camp 2 began. This calls for a celebration!
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Alright, people! We gotta get this show on the road!
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Wha? How come?
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It's another episode of... uh... what was it again?
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DUDE. IS IT FOR THE CHALLENGE?
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...Oh yeah! An episode of The Wiki Camp 2 Show!
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clap clap clap!
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Places, everyone!
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As the drums start pounding, the audience is sure to be entertained! But what will they expect in this grand theatre? Stay tuned, we'll be back right after this!
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Stay tuned? I'd rather tune a worn out piano from a saloon!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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BOY I SAY NOW, YA CAN'T JUST GO HECKLIN' AROUND IN A PACKED THEATRE LIKE A PACK OF HYENAS. THEM ACTORS GOT ONE THING BOY, AND THAT THING IS CALLED DEDICATION. THEY'VE BEEN TRAINED ALL THEIR LIFE TO BE HERE SON, AND YA GOTTA RESPECT THAT. MUCKIN' ABOUT 'LL ONLY MAKE THEIR REPUTATION PLUMMET. PLUMMET, I SAY. YA WANNA GO BOY, THEN SKEDADDLE.
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Shhh! So rude!
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Be not afeard, be not afeard; the isle is full of noises |
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That, if I then had waked after long sleep, |
*tries not to hold back tears*
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...that when I waked,
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I cried... to dream again!
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clap clap clap!
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