Chronology
Beginning of time
The Big Bang
The universe is created:
- Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
- Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
- The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
- Neanderthals developed tools
- We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
- Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
- That all started with the big bang (bang)
That includes The Wiki Camp 2.
1 picosecond
Turquoise forms. Fortnite slowly begins it's creation
2.45 milliseconds
The secret fifth force of the universe: Plorbal splits off from the Strong Nuclear Force, unevitably dooming us all to Lima beans
Six million years
Aquamarine splits off from the main Turquoise conglomerate around here.
Hadean Era
Around the 4500 MYA mark
The Theia Impact occurs, spreading Turquoise between two molten bodies of rock.
4533-4527 MYA
The Moon forms. A large mass of turquoise is trapped inside, making it the largest naturally occurring source of turquoise in the universe.
Cretaceous Period
65 MYA
Chicxuluby joins The Dinosaur Object Show spreading bad morale among it's contestants and causing it's cancellation. The course of history changes in the favor of mammals.
Water jugs are, allegedly, invented.
Oligocene Epoch
25-30 MYA
Lake Baikal forms at some point during this period of time.
1st Century
Jesus is born in a manger in Bethlehem, in what is now Palestine.
Jesus is executed by the Roman Empire. He was crucified.
Jesus ascends into Heaven three days after crucifixion.
15th Century
1428
In what is now Mexico, three city-states (altepetl) unite, forming the Triple Alliance (Ēxcān Tlahtōlōyān), otherwise known as the Aztec Empire.
18th Century
1750
Dairs were created.
1776
July 4th - The newly formed United States releases their Declaration of Independence, calling out the United Kingdom and establishing that the 13 ex-British colonies are no longer British in the process.
19th Century
1804
A steam engine initially built to drive a hammer (a stationary task) successfully carries 11.24 tons of coal, five wagons, and 70 men over 15.7 km, in 4 hours and 5 minutes, at an average speed of 3.9 km/h.
1863
The Laws of the Game of football were established.
1867
July 1st - Three formerly British North American provinces unite into one federation, establishing what is now Canada.
1872
The Kingdom of New Columbia was founded.
20th Century
1910-1919
1920-1929
1927
The Spirit of St. Louis, a custom-built monoplane built for Charles Lindbergh, takes off Long Island bound for Paris on the first solo non-stop transatlantic flight.
1960-1969
1963
November 22nd - President John F. Kennedy is assassinated in Dallas, Texas.
Also this is exactly 41 years before i was born :3333333333333333
1964
Expo 1964, an unofficial World Expo, is opened in New York City. It would remain open for another year.
1966
March 30th - The monarchy in New Columbia was abolished, marking the beginning of the Republic of New Columbia.
July 30th - England win the 1966 FIFA World Cup on home soil after beating West Germany 4-2 in the final at Wembley, London. 57 years of hurt have passed since this historic victory, but that never stops fans from dreaming.
1967
January 15th - The first Super Bowl is held at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. The Green Bay Packers of the NFL defeated the Kansas City Chiefs of the AFL 35-10 in front of 61,946 fans.
1969
July 4th - The current constitution of New Columbia was put into effect.
1970-1979
1971
May 1st - Amtrak is founded as a quasi-public corporation to take over inter-city rail in the United States.
1972
"Among Us" babies are born.
1980-1989
1984
Rina Tennoji discovers timezones in the Specific Ocean.
Los Angeles hosts the Olympic Games.
1987
A certain song drops...
Events that will happen long after the last Black Hole evaporates due to Hawking Radiation, The Heat Death of the Universe:
1990-1999
1991
September 7th-12th: The 1991 San Francisco Turquoisian Autumn occurs.
December 26th: The Soviet Union dissolves.
21st Century
2000-2009
2000
Wichael Alone is founded.
2001
Mr. Bross is founded by Marry Bross.
2002
May 31st - For the first time ever, the FIFA World Cup is hosted in two countries: South Korea and Japan.
June 30th - In Yokohama, Japan, Brazil defeats Germany 2-0 to be crowned world champions for the fifth time, with both goals scored by Ronaldo (no, not Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo).
2003
August 12th - The Scarlet Mist Incident occurs.
2004
August 2nd-23rd - Kimberly August occurs, and most Californians leave the state. Rina Tennoji, Dr Guess and five others remain.
2005
February 28th - March 1st - The Shadow Moses Incident.
2006
July 9th - In Berlin, Germany, Fabio Grosso scores the winning penalty against France to give Italy their fourth world championship after a 1-1 draw by the end of extra time.
2007
September 6th - The OSO Twitter is made[1]
2008
July 8th - De Blob came out.
October 13th - World of Goo came out.
2010-2019
2010
January 1st - BFDI 1a and 1b are released, marking the genesis of object shows.
July 11th - Andrés Iniesta scores Spain's first and only goal during extra time in the 116th minute against the Netherlands to give them their first ever world championship in Johannesburg, South Africa.
The Boy Scouts of America celebrate their 100th anniversary. The Union Pacific Railroad paints a special livery on a GE ES44AC locomotive, renumbered as No. 2010 for the celebrations.
2013
February 18th - Wiki camp starts.
September 2nd - Uncle Grandpa first airs.
2014
July 13th - Mario Götze scores Germany's first and only goal during extra time in the 113th minute against Argentina to give them their fourth world championship and the first since reunification at the world-famous Maracanã in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. This comes after their historic 7-1 upset against the hosts, which remains a tragedy to this day.
2016
Discoholic forms.
September 1st - The Slug.
2017
June 30th - Uncle Grandpa ends.
July 21st - Fortnite is finally born.
September 2nd - Discoholic releases Illusion.
2018
July 15th - France defeats Croatia for their second world championship after an entertaining 4-2 game in Moscow, Russia.
Events that will happen long after the last Black Hole evaporates due to Hawking Radiation, The Heat Death of the Universe:
201X
The initial events of Undertale happen.
2020-Present
2020
January 24th - Sock Hater gains sentience and leaves the monitor.
February 24th - The Wiki Camp begins.
July 20th - The cultural event of Blaseball begins.
October 1st - The Wiki Camp is cancelled after its fourth challenge.
2021
October 1st - Expo 2020 is opened in Dubai, United Arab Emirates.
2022
July 28th - Parsee Mizuhashi is found at Lake Baikal, and is subsequently hired by the local nerpas.
August 24th - The Wiki Camp 2 begins.
>:D <( this is when i was created!!!! )
September 2nd - Discoholic releases Discoholics Anonymous. The 2022 Donut Flooding occurs, however no one is harmed.
September 7th - Statler and Waldorf's page is created.
November 12th - Penn State University and the University of Maryland play an American football game. Penn State won 30-0.
December 18th - In Lusail, Qatar, Gonzalo Montiel scores the winning penalty against France in a 4-2 shootout to give Argentina their third world championship after a 3-3 draw by the end of extra time, officially making Lionel Messi the greatest footballer of all time... well, at least, of his generation.
2023
May 30th - The entire world is shocked upon the discovery that pinnipeds evolved from mustelids. This lead to mass hatred of all weasels.
June 2nd - The cultural event of Blaseball is cancelled. This was both tragic and unexpected.
Hog Day almost occurs.
December 20th - Geometry Dash 2.2 came out
2024
January 1st - Steamboat Willie enters the public domain, and so do the earliest versions of Mickey Mouse.
The Near Future
Soon
Azazel gains full power.
Super Mario attempts to defeat Super Bowser in a once-in-a-lifetime platformer.
2024
For the first time ever, the Super Bowl will be broadcasted on Nickelodeon.
Hog Day occurs.
Paris hosts the Olympic Games.
2026
For the first time ever, three countries host the World Cup, those being the United States, Canada, and Mexico.
Milan may or may not host the Olympic Winter Games.
2028
Los Angeles most likely doesn't host the Olympic Games.
Events that will happen long after the last Black Hole evaporates due to Hawking Radiation, The Heat Death of the Universe:
2064
The PSVita 3 is set to come out.
Seals are expected to go extinct in an event known as total seal extinction.
2077
October 23rd - Every single country in every single world is purged, including California, home of The Wario Party.
The Far Future
2323
The Far Future (Plants vs Zombies 2)
2915
Undertale is released, according to some sources. That's weird.
The Dark Era
Events that will happen long after the last Black Hole evaporates due to Hawking Radiation, The Heat Death of the Universe:
In 2,763,000,000^100 Years
A green bus will appear
Uncertain Time
Weasels are expected to go extinct in an event known as total weasel extinction. This comes after the surprising discovery that pinnipeds evolved from mustelids.
LittleBigPlanet 4 is finally released.
Silksong will come out[citation needed]