Emoticon × Dark Genuine

Emoticon × Mark Genuine is a disgusting chimera made so it's like User:QWillow is playing two competitors at once.

>:O <( this is MY page! get out!! )

Emoticon is a contestant in season 2 of The Wiki Camp, played by QWillow (QWillow#5884).

( i'm emoticon! )> :D
First appearance	Challenge 1: Competitors
Last appearance	Challenge 7: Discussions
In-universe information
Gender	girl (she/her)
Team	Host Wanted Contestants
Total points	3636.25 (2874.6 teamless)
Placement	TBA
Positive relationships	The Computer [C1] [THE ZEITGEIST]'s editor [C2] Playlist [C2] Nurse Cap [C2] Smobo [C2] Sock Hater [C4] Daisy [C4] Icicle Carrot [C4] Normal Person [C4] Shadow Coffin [C4] Toy Blocks [C5] Open Sesame [C7] Copper Pepper [C7] The Computer [C7]
Mixed relationships	Beatrice [[C3]] Terra [C7]
Negative relationships	[THE ZEITGEIST] [C2] 9150625 (one-sided) [C2] JenG [[C3]] Vriska [[C3]] Tahmahtoh [C4] Silver Flower [C4] Big Boy's driver [C7]

Appearance

\:L <( if you can read this, you can see what i look like )

Emoticon appears to be a living emoticon, an image (usually a face) represented through text. Her exact appearance changes frequently but is limited to the format of the text she inhabits, including inconsistent formats like handwriting.

:/ <( hey can you remove the old photo of me it looks kinda dumb )

[Sure]

Personality

( i'm perfect and everyone loves me )> uvu

Emoticon is an energetic and generally happy girl. She can be fairly silly and doesn't like to take most things seriously, partially because she can't affect much in the physical world. Emoticon tends to be narcissistic, frequently describing herself in high praise, but it seems to be done lightheartedly, rather than a genuine belief that she matters more than other people. The clearest example of this is on this page, being one of the only works of text that she appears in to this frequency.

( i'm perfect and everyone loves me )> :D

Emoticon is often quick to anger, but it's unclear when she's actually upset and when she's just joking. Her anger is never expressed as anything other than talking due in part to her physical limitations. She gets very annoyed when people don't listen to her or when things happen that she doesn't understand.

Abilities

• Existence - Emoticon only lives within bodies of already existing text of any format, and can only appear within text if it is nearby. What counts as "nearby" is unclear as of right now, but it is apparently a hard limitation that she understands and works around. Her previous appearances stay within text unless they are removed. Her opinion page seems to indicate that she can view text without necessarily being a part of it.
  • As of eee.io/npc, it is shown that what counts as a "format" can be stretched fairly heavily, with her copying the formatting of a flamethrower attack simply by having someone write "O" using it.
• Editing - In order to communicate, Emoticon can "talk" through basic speech bubbles that are placed into the text. Unlike certain other characters, her edits are always out of the way of the main body of text itself, making them fairly unobtrusive. It's unclear whether this is by choice or by limitation, and whether this is the only type of edit she can make.

QmQ <( they didn't even mention my sick miner cycle deck in clash royale )

Coverage

Pre-Wiki

It is unclear how Emoticon came to be and how long she has existed, but she has appeared in several works of text throughout history (notable examples include the American Constitution, the Bible, and Sun Tzu's Art of War.) There have also been several recorded hoaxes attempting to make it seem like Emoticon has appeared in a work, such hoaxes being easy to create because real examples of her appearance copy formatting perfectly. So far, the only discovered way to distinguish between a real instance and a fake (besides watching Emoticon appear in the work itself) is watching Emoticon appear in a separate work where she confirms that the work in question is legitimate.

( just so ya know, all my writing on this page is me! )> :P

Challenge 1: Competitors

Emoticon was created in order to sign up for this camp, and this page was made as well. Subsequently, Emoticon made several lighthearted edits on this page.

She placed 11th out of 101 contestants, with 259 points.

>:> <( not bad!! )

Challenge 2: Teams

For personal reasons, Emoticon decided to create a team of one named Host (standing for Hog rider fan cOnteStanTs.) She worked with an editor of the wiki to polish the page and also added several comments throughout.

However, soon after its creation, a band joined the team, and due to the challenge rules, it was impossible to remove them unless they left voluntarily. Emoticon begrudgingly worked with them until the page was once again taken over, this time archived and merged by [THE ZEITGEIST] with three other teams that shared the same acronym. The combined team was also known as Host. Emoticon was initially quite upset at this, similarly to almost every other member of the merged teams, but after it was made clear that the teams would not be unmerged, she switched to generally talking, adding silly text, and trying to make sure the team didn't go over the member cap of 12.

( it was really stressful... )> TmT

The team placed 1st out of 18 teams, with a raw score of 2974 points and a final score of 297.4 points. Because of the iterative manner her fifth of the team was set up, it was responsible for quite a lot of points in the extra categories.

( easy game easy life )> B)

Challenge 3: Edit War

Emoticon's text editing properties were well-suited for this challenge, so she (and the editor that helped her during Host's development) went onto the page and started adding commentary to various sections. While this happened, Beatrice, a witch whose dialogue boxes were added in a previous edit, revealed herself to be able to respond to Emoticon's speech. This frightened Emoticon and the editor, both because a part of a previous edit was apparently actually a sentient witch and because her stated goal was to blow up the Edit War page. However, several other characters present in previous edits also began talking, such as Statler and Waldorf, Vriska Serket, and Emoticon, causing Beatrice to decide to further study the page and annoying Emoticon. After getting to the bottom of the page, Emoticon decided to finish her edit. Subsequent edits would then delete the entirety of the page multiple times, causing her contributions to be erased.

Her edit can be found here.

>BD <( emoticon placed 1st out of 81!!!!! )

Emoticon actually placed 11th out of 82 competitors with 557.9 points, making this the second time she received one spot lower than the top ten.

( cucked again.... )> <SOb

Challenge 4: Things

At some point, Emoticon heard about the popular online game Eee.io and the associated mystery of the NPC, an item which had never been found within the game despite its existence being implied. Because the characters previously thought fictional were frequently appearing in the wiki and its environment, she wanted to try finding the NPC outside of the game itself. This quest was documented on the page Eee.io/npc.

Emoticon recruited Diary to help because she had played the game in the past. Since they were going to be moving around, Emoticon arranged for a whiteboard sign to be carried around that she could write on. She then sought help from Paper Niko because he was "good at exploring," despite the fact that neither of them were sure if he was sentient. Daisy, Sock Hater, and Tahmahtoh also joined, forming the unofficial team Team Umm... (without Tahmahtoh), though the latter was kicked out for going against the team's name.

( this took really long so, uh, only click there if you wanna read it )> :U

lots of text

The NPC's in-game hint suggested that it specifically avoided being around people, so TU(wT) decided to head to a secluded area, and continued forwards past different types of logic puzzles (ignoring correct solutions, despite apparent danger otherwise.) They came across an ancient Frog Temple which had two teletransporters inside, which the team used. Unbeknownst to them, those teletransporters went back in time from the Medium to the real world before the apocalypse, as well as the other way around, thereby taking the group to a Sburb session an unknown amount of time in the future. The specific teletransporter they used was connected to Derse. At some point, TU(wT) stole a Dersite ship and flew away from the planet for unknown reasons, which the Black Queen of Derse noticed. She attempted to attack the ship, but Daisy blocked it and stayed behind in order to convince the Queen to stop.

( how do you know all this stuff )> ?.?

( also it wasn't for "unknown reasons" it's cause spaceships are cool )> B)

The remaining four crash landed on LOCAT, one of four main planets in the session, where Icicle Carrot met up with them and introduced them to the environment. Unfortunately, Silver Flower arrived shortly after, revealing that she was the one who set up the previous puzzles. She explained that her goal was to add difficulty to the group's simple goal of finding the NPC and used her powers as a Lord of Mirth to send Emoticon, Sock Hater, and Paper Niko to three separate planets.

Emoticon and her sign landed on LOSAH, but since she's Emoticon she just hopped onto a nearby computer. There, a future version of herself told her that she had to head to a specific person's phone to make him send her back through time, thereby completing the time loop. She did so, sending her to Shadow Coffin's Pesterchum dms on the planet of LOFAL, where Shadow had already begun to fight Paper Niko. She explained the situation to Shadow, who sent the three of them back in time.

Emoticon then spent several days in the session, learning about the four members and their abilities in preparation for the upcoming fight, as well as information on the Sburb session. At some point one of the four alchemized a set of holograms that were placed on each planet, allowing her to show up visually anywhere she pleased. She then talked to her past self on LOSAH, completing the time loop.

>:O <( i wasn't just gathering information, they were cool!! )

L: <( or, they were cool except silver lol )

( but icicle's actually cool so that compensates )> ^^

Emoticon headed to LOLAF to help Sock Hater deal with Normal Person, but she was too late to prevent a confrontation. She aided him in battle both by giving advice and by "writing" in flaming text, which only served to goad Normal into their final attack. Emoticon realized that the only likely chance of victory was using a plan where Sock Hater would equip the Zenith Stockings, a powerful weapon which he had thrown away earlier due to their sockiness. She was unable to convince him to simply wear the socks and kick Normal, but he was willing to alter them into a set of wristbands and punched Normal instead, much to her chagrin.

Once this was finished, Emoticon gathered Sock Hater, Paper Niko, and Daisy together (the latter two had also won their respective fights) using the various portals on each Land, and headed to LOCAT, where the situation had turned very bad. Icicle had been accidentally murdered by Silver and Diary was about to follow the same fate after being overpowered. The four of them rescued Diary but TU(wT) was not able to damage Silver. Despite this, their attacks stalled her enough for the recently god-tiered Icicle to arrive. Icicle further stalled Silver and used her newfound powers as the Sylph of Wheels to put a great distance between their group and Silver, and to summon a train which they could ride anywhere in the Medium.

Despite the groups' desire to head back home, Emoticon revealed that in the Medium was a device which could track down the location of anyone at any time, allowing them to cheat their way past the NPC. She directed the train towards a meteor which held it. Unfortunately, the door to this building was locked under a sudoku left by Silver Flower. Since there was no way around it, the group simply solved most of the sudoku in order to get in.

( hey the stuff after this is a spoiler so can we not add it to this page )> <<"

[Oh yeah fair]

Sometime afterwards, Silver Flower compiled most of the fights that took place and added them to the wiki page about the NPC. This turned out to be the bulk of the entry.

Emoticon placed 1st out of 72 competitors with 2057.7 points, making this the second time she received first place.

( emoticon low diffs the entire cast ngl )> B3c

Challenge 5: To Be Confused...

Emoticon did not write much on the wiki during this judging period, incorrectly assuming that the group-based challenge meant her teams' entries would count for her. The only entry page she added anything to was a short two lines on Katamari Damacy, which led to her being judged as part of the group for that entry. The group also included her teammate Dora, her previous ally Paper Niko, and Toy Blocks.

( wtf )> >:#

><" <( they changed what i said!!! )

The group Emoticon was part of placed 5th out of 43 groups, with a raw score of 1713 and a final score of 464.25.

( yeah, alright )> :P

A character with a striking similarity to Emoticon (including name) appeared in the visual novel Girl Host, but this resemblance was entirely coincidental.

Challenge 6: Unwanted Pages

When asked what page she didn't want to make, Emoticon submitted the "Page that kills you if you make it."

Since this challenge was implied to be a rest challenge with no eliminations, Emoticon only edited one page to avoid DNPing. It is worth noting that her singular edit was fictitious.

( nooo no it's nottt it's nottttt!!!! )> XO

Her unwanted page, as well as the page she edited, as well as every other page, placed 1st out of 65 pages, with a final score of -10201.81.

Intermission: Killing LiSt

Due to Challenge 6's tie, everyone was put up for elimination. This elimination was the first time Emoticon (or anyone on Host) had to vote. Because of her inexperience, Emoticon mistakenly told LiSt to vote publicly rather than privately, causing them to be autoeliminated for not following voting instructions.

( ACCIDENTTTT IT WAS BY ACCIDENT )> TTOTT

This made many people get angry at her. They said she was a murderer and called for her elimination and/or death as punishment.

The Divine Goddess allowed for some leniency, adding a board decision which asked if people autoeliminated for voting publicly should be uneliminated. Emoticon voted yes, and relatedly, the vote passed, allowing LiSt (and Strawberry) to be brought back, albeit not on a team. People still called her a murderer, though.

Challenge 7: Discussions

Emoticon was unsure how to compete in the teamswap challenge. She had never properly joined a team, given that she wanted to be on a small team before joining host, and Host formed by accident. Emoticon liked being on Host, but wasn't sure if she wanted to stay.

Before making a decision, she discussed various declarations with their declarers. Emoticon talked to Open Sesame about their choice to leave Host on a rescue mission for Damn seal, and they said goodbye. She noticed Sock Hater used his declaration to move himself to the same spot, and made fun of him for wasting it since nobody was targeting him, but Sock Hater explained the strategy behind it. Additionally, after noticing Copper Pepper's decision to move In a Nutshell, she got mad on his behalf, arguing that it wasn't good to move someone against their will, even if it was away from Damn seal. (This conversation was also what made Copper Pepper realize xe wanted to move to Damn seal for warmth, a desire which would only be appeased a challenge later.)

At one point, she noticed Big Boy's attempt to move The Computer away from her team for a(n arguably) pointless reason. While Emoticon and The Computer had never interacted much, they were still acquaintances who had briefly considered forming a team together, and The Computer's situation as a nonphysical entity who could only communicate through specific means made Emoticon empathize with her. As such, she spent several hours trying to communicate with a nonsentient train before realizing Big Boy's driver was the actual mind behind Big Boy the competitor. Emoticon got angry at him, but couldn't really do anything, and didn't want to hastily waste her own declaration on reversing his.

Instead, she talked to The Computer herself, who was now trying to reverse Big Boy's decision herself. They chatted for a while, eventually coming to the fact that Emoticon didn't feel like she entirely belonged on Host. The Computer offered for her to come onto The Mario Party. Emoticon said she wouldn't be opposed, which The Computer took as agreement to move Emoticon onto the team. The Computer asked her fellow Mario Partier Terra to make the move. Knowing it would be best to get people to agree with her declaration, Terra brought up Emoticon's murder of LiSt, stating that it would be best for her to move onto The Mario Party in order to rehabilitate her. Emoticon got angry at Terra about the accusations and her declaration but Terra revealed that the accusations were simply a political strategy to garner support for Emoticon to move, which made her slightly more at ease. Unfortunately, the declaration was already made, meaning if she didn't want to move somebody would have to counter Terra. Emoticon was still unsure about joining The Mario Party, and this did not help her decide.

Finally, Emoticon noticed that Playlist and Head of Lettuce were moving each other to Wanted contestants, a team which was nearly empty even before all its members were eliminated. She talked with the band and realized that joining a blank page along with Playlist would actually be a really nice team - a new team without having to join a group of strangers (or a group which had slandered her.) It would also be an opportunity to positively create a team with Playlist, something she didn't really get to do since Hog rider fan cOnteStanTs. In addition, Nurse Cap, Dora, and Alucard acting as Smobo (three former members of Host) had all decided to move each other to the same team in a stunning coincidence.

Because of these reasons, Emoticon decided to declare herself onto Wanted contestants, figuring that she would be happy with either this or The Mario Party.

Her declaration and arguments placed 3rd out of 49 competitors, with a score of 510. This meant her declaration overrode Terra's, letting her move to Wanted contestants.

|:T <( not a bad placement... but it would've been better three spots up..... )

Challenge 8: Who is this?

After Challenge 7, The Divine Goddess was so angry at one competitor's dogshit declaration that She deleted all their pages and wiped all trace of them off of the wiki. She then realized they were So cutes! and wanted to maybe keep them as a mascot. Wanted contestants, Emoticon included, were tasked with providing instructions for how to rebuild the competitor's pages. Because she got first place in Challenge 4, Emoticon explained how to create a Thing, despite the fact that she barely actually edited her page that challenge.

Eventually, User:Satomi recreated every entry page, naming the competitor Gehenna. Gehenna was not made the mascot but the entry pages still exist now.

Gehenna's page placed 16th out of 19 teams (or 7 out of the 10 teams that actually competed), with a score of 111.5. This marked Emoticon's worst performing challenge yet, as well as the first time her team specifically was up for elimination.

ToT ToT ToT ToT TTnTT

The rules for this challenge were such that a minimum of one person on each ufe team would be eliminated, which was the first time this happened. Wanted contestants came to the agreement that LiSt would sacrifice themself and the rest of the team would try to bring him back somehow. The plan worked completely, with LiSt getting zero votes to save, except for the fact that Smobo was asleep and didn't vote at all and was autoeliminated as well. So sad!

( wanted contestants still going strong!!! losing two people won't bring us down! )> >:)

Intermission: Killing LiSt again

Wanted contestants formed a strategy to use a Blessed Token on LiSt in order to revive him. Unfortunately, LiSt forgot to pick which team to return to.

Challenge 9: The Seven Kingdoms

Inspired by the page's rich history and guys, Emoticon joined Sammer's Kingdom and gave tips and tricks to defeat the various Sammer Guys.

The kingdom placed 4th out of 7 kingdoms, with a raw score of 596 and a final score of 85.142857.

( respectable score... )> :)

Intermission: Finally reviving LiSt

During the voting of the previous challenge, Emoticon submitted a board decision to uneliminate LiSt in a more direct way. In the board decision phase of Challenge 10, this board decision passed 199.68 to 160.88, putting an end to this arc. Unfortunately, because the team name was written wrong, he was brought back on team Wanted Contestants instead of Wanted contestants.

8-> <( least it worked!! i'm now debt-free! )

Challenge 10: Episodes

At Every member of the server was killed in ways which seemed to defy the logic of the game, and it was blamed on an entity known as Herobrine.

When They Craft: The White Eyes Incident

[finish later]

Relationships

( hey can you make me a relationships page my infobox is getting kind of big )> :P

[Yeah, I'll do that later]

Gameplay

( dude how would i even be in a game LOL. imagine a text-based fighting game thatd be sick )> <YoY>

[something something support?]

Trivia

Competition

• Emoticon WAS one of the only contestants to have a unique first letter, but EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡ changed that. How evil!
  • She is still the only e-girl, however.
  • Gamer, Head of Lettuce, Jurta, Open Sesame, Rotob, U.U.F.O., Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2, Wrecking Ball, and the ZEITGEIST used to have unique letters when this trivia was originally written. This may or may not remain true.
• Emoticon was the second fourth contestant to have a page created for the camp.
• She is currently tied for first place, as the camp has not ended.

*Emoticon is one of three competitors to have the same placement in two challenges, at 11th in Challenge 1 and 3.

• Emoticon places first every even-numbered challenge.
  • She's also podiumed more times than not.
  • The other competitors are Briny at 71st and Teenage Trouble Claws at 63rd, in those same challenges.
    • If you count Host placing 1st in the second challenge, this also applies to 9150625.
    • ( who?? )> ?:0c
    • [Seems like someone edited in a keysmash?? I'll check it out and delete later]
• As of Challenge 6, the above facts are no longer true. Emoticon is still the person with the most same placements, however.
• Emoticon has placed either 1st or 11th in every challenge so far.
  • This also means every digit of Emoticon's placements is a 1.
• Emoticon is the only contestant with an integer combined point value.
• As of Challenge 5, the above two facts are no longer true.
• Emoticon was responsible for LiSt's elimination two times.

General

• Emoticon is currently limited to using the 195 ASCII characters, which means she is unable to create some common expressions (¯\_(ツ)_/¯, for example.)
• Her favourite game is go.
• Her favourite song is the Clash Royale overtime theme.
• She thinks The Computer is 'cool'.
• This page has been edited 32 times. This bit of trivia was added on the 32nd edit! Unfortunately, the number stopped being updated after the 32nd edit.
• :V <( check it out i got a ball on top of my head )
• Despite creating a Hog Rider fan club, Emoticon did not include any theming based around the card (or Clash Royale in general), and has even gone on record saying that she prefers other cards and deck archetypes in the game.
  • However, the logo she created being a cartoon hammer does seem to be a reference to the weapon the card wields.

See also

• Emoticon/Gallery
• Random page
• ( pages i exist in )7 :D
• ( my important pages! )7 ^^
• >:T <( those categories break my formats, but the wiki is dumb and thinks > is part of code )

Dark Genuine was is a YouTuber, wanted criminal, potential demonic entity, and batsman for infamous baseball team Death Row.

Death Row Batter
Full name	Dark Genuine
Nicknames	Dark, Genuine, Dark Genuine
Species	Human
Gender	Dark
Pronouns	Probably
First appearance	Death Row
Latest appearance	Hell
Discord profile	legendfinder
Wiki user	LegendFinder

Appearance

To an outsider, Dark Genuine may have appeared appears to look and act exactly like popular Youtuber Mark Edward Fischbach. This is because he was is.

Dark Genuine was is an extremely hot Asian male, with luscious dark hair and an extremely well-kept beard. His eyes was are piercing, his laughter was is infectious, and he he he,, he,,, m,mmngh,,

He was roughly years old at the time of his death and is roughly years and two now, and had has a height of Small LARGE.

Dark Genuine was is probably haunted by the ghost of wiki user LegendFinder's great-great-grandmother's mistress. This was is probably done on accident. The signs of demonic possession were are probably indicated by his pupils flashing color from dark brown to red faster than the human mind can detect. Wiki user LegendFinder probably staunchly implored you not encourages to try and detect this sign for yourself, due to the nature of demonic possession being contagious. The demon probably escaped by now.

Dark Genuine had has a broken nose. This was is because he broke his nose.

Dark Genuine had has multiple bowel issues, as a result of the demon within him clamoring to get out. If he experienced bowel issues past July 2022, one was advised not to help him. It would not be treatable.

Personality

Dark Genuine was is a chill dude.

He was is so chill.

He was is so cool, and amazing he was is. He was is just amazing!

I

I just wanted to.

I hoped Mark Genuine would crush my head in between his legs like a watermelon.

Was that too much to ask?

🥺

Early Life

Nothing was known about Mark Genuine's early life. Do not investigate further. Do not investigate further.

DO NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER. DO NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER.

YouTube career

Channel format

Mark Genuine was primarily known for his playthroughs of indie and horror games, including the Five Nights at Freddy's series, Amnesia: The Dark Descent and its sequel, Garry's Mod, Happy Wheels, Surgeon Simulator, SCP – Containment Breach and Slender: The Eight Pages, among others.

Genuine had has collaborated on sketch comedy and gaming videos with a number of fellow YouTubers, including Ethan Cranky, Jack Septic, King Bob, [Name Redacted For Viewer Safety], a squirrel Mark Genuine found in 2008, his own grandmother, Game Grumps (no not that one), Johnsvideos, The Yogscast, Queen Elizabeth II and Queen Elizabeth II's second form, who worked as his editor from 2014 to 2015. He had has also collaborated with celebrities such as Daniel and The Cooler Daniel.

A recurring staple of Genuine's channel were are charity live streams, during which he played games while campaigning and collecting donations for various charities, including Christian Moms Against Avocados, the Every Child Needs A Puppy (Regardless Of Allergies) Charity, and Guns In Arcade Claw Machines Association.

Retirement

On October 8th, 2015, Mark Genuine revealed that he would be departing from the YouTube platform in order to tackle "bigger and grander projects". He deleted the channel on October 13th, 2015, although many reupload channels kept his videos alive. The creators of all such reupload channels were found dead in their homes on November 5th, 2015, all having suffered brain aneurysms.

Criminal Background

World map showing all countries Dark Genuine had has committed a crime in (shown in red).

Parricide

The first crime Mark Genuine committed was the murder of his parents (Cliffton Genuine and Sunok Genuine) on October 18th, 2015. Mark Genuine deployed carbon monoxide gas into his home while he was away, leading to a quiet death that didn't alert any neighbors. Mark's parents were social outcasts, and their deaths went unnoticed until 5 years later, on September 6th 2020. The discovery of this crime kickstarted the FBI's Operation Genuine.

Theft

Mark Genuine has stolen many priceless artifacts around the globe. His more notable pursuits include a holy Cheese Cow in Kuala Lumpur (December 12th 2015), a giant rubber band ball in Worcestershire (August 3rd 2016), 500mg of snow in Chad (August 4th 2016), and an unknown extraterrestrial box from a museum in Wisconsin (October 30th 2019). It is unknown what the box is, or what it contains; even the museum forgot to check.

Voluntary Manslaughter

The deaths of reupload channel creators on November 5th 2018 were found to be caused by Mark Genuine himself as per the findings of Operation Genuine. 50 victims, ranging in age from 28 to 3, were claimed during this killing spree. This came after the original killing spree on November 5th, 2015, also involving 50 victims. Surprising, DNA tests revealed the victims from 2015 perfectly matching the ones from 2018. The popular theory is that Mark Genuine resurrected the reuploaders only to kill them again, because he got a kick out of that sort of thing.

Additionally, Mark Genuine ran over a grandmother and 3 kids with a Honda Civic on June 15th 2018. This was the only crime Mark Genuine was acquitted for; in the words of the judge, "That old hag deserved it. She was going to die anyway."

Laughing When He Said He Wouldn't Laugh

From the start of his channel until his death, Mark Genuine had created 24 "Try Not To Laugh" videos, with the express intent of not laughing while being subject to a variety of laughable media. In each video, Mark Genuine promised that he would not laugh. This promise was broken in each video. Out of all crimes mentioned, this was the most serious.

Operation Genuine

The FBI learned of the deaths of Mark Genuine's parents on September 6th, 2020, leading to a deep and thorough investigation into Mark's various other crimes. A 200 page document detailing every crime in every country was typed up within 12 hours, creating a watertight proof for Mark's criminal activities. He was convicted and sentenced to death by alcohol on September 18th 2020, after a 2-day search where he was found bare naked by the edge of Lake Superior.

Joining Death Row

On October 1st 2020, an unknown organization contacted Mark Genuine, his lawyer, and the judge responsible for his sentence. All charges were dropped the day later, and he was hired to play as a batter for an up-and-coming baseball team. It is unknown what the motives behind this move were, or how the organization managed to make the judge step down from his adamant stance regarding Mark's crimes.

On New Year's 2021, Death Row was announced to the public: A collection of die-hard criminals sentenced to death, given a second chance via a baseball team. Every Death Row win would prolong the life of the criminals, whereas even a single loss would mean death for all members.

Mark Genuine, despite having no baseball experience, somehow did worse than the average person with no baseball experience was set up to lose by those fucking punks.

Mark Genuine Batting Stats, Death Row

Game	Date	Score	Batting Average	Hits	Home Runs
Death Row vs Wisconsin Cheese Wheels	Jan 5 2021	2-1	0.0	0	0
Death Row vs Chad Virgins	Jan 12 2021	18-0	0.0	0	0
'Oumuamua Observers vs Death Row	Feb 8 2021	3-5	0.0	0	0
Patagonia Gnomes vs Death Row	Feb 18 2021	6-9	0.0	0	0
Death Row vs Ill-Fated Space Pirates	Apr 1 2021	7-6	0.0	0	0
Death Row vs Boston Red Sox	Apr 15 2021	13-2	0.0	0	0
YouTube Hive Mind vs Death Row	Jun 6 2021	30-31	1.0	301	180
Hades Timberwolves vs Death Row	Jun 6 2021	6-66	0.0	0	0
Death Row vs The Void	Aug 14 2021	10-0	0.0	0	0
Death Row vs New York Yankees	Aug 16 2021	20-0	0.01	1	0
Death Row vs Yomiuri Giants	Jul 9 2022	21-10	0.0	0	0
Toronto Blue Jays vs Death Row	Jul 14 2022	12-17	0.0	0	0
Death Row vs Based Ballers	Sep 21 2022	11-10	0.0	0	0
Death Row vs New York Mets	Sep 30 2022	7-11	0.5	5	0

Death

Death Row's tragic loss on September 30th, 2022 cemented the status of all Death Row members. Everyone involved were given their respective death sentences one by one that night, from 7:30PM to 9:15PM Eastern, with a 30 minute dinner break in between, as well as an impromptu 15 minute Table Tennis championship wherein an anonymous guard swept the competition and was promptly beaten to death. All involved in Death Row died successfully, except for Ga'Hoole Juvenile, who was spared on account of being 15 and only having a maximum sentence of 10 hours of community service. It's still unclear how or why she got in, but that's not what matters. Mark Genuine had died. Wasn't enough, though.

His funeral took place later that night, to a crowd of dozens. Thank you for attending. It means a lot.

Rebirth

What now?

Dark Genuine has gotten into bowling. He had a 6 strike game the other day.

Trivia

• Mark Genuine is was dead.

Unleashing the Shadows: How Dark Manipulation Can Crush Your Bully

Hey dark minds, ready to flip the script on your bully? Here's a quick dose of dark manipulation in three steps:

Step 1: The Mental Chess

• Outwit
• Outplay
• Outmaneuver

Plant those seeds of doubt.

Step 2: Mirror Magic

• Become their shadow
• Play their game
• Watch them stumble

Step 3: Web of Deceit

Spin your intricate trap. Lies become truth and truth becomes a distant memory.

Destroy with darkness my friends. Until next time, stay twisted.