m (Credit Where Credit's Due: the extra line in bad future was written by bobthetacocat, and nurse cap's player requested the hyperlink on beatrice. the songs were made by me in beepbox, and the idea to add the footnotes was mine lmao. i dont know if i broke things and i was shaking with my entire body the whole time i was editing this page. i dont wanna goof this up. at least if i did it wont be here long B) if i made a Big Mistake and broke something, please fix it during your edit! love yall)
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'''( those two were annoying )> >:<'''
'''( those two were annoying )> >:<'''
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=== Beatrice's Game ===
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<center>This story is undoubtedly nothing more than fantasy. <br>It could not possibly have any relation to real persons, <br>organizations, places or events.</center>
<center>This story is undoubtedly nothing more than fantasy. <br>It could not possibly have any relation to real persons, <br>organizations, places or events.</center>
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We all remember a time before everything fell apart. Where rules were customary, where things could not just happen out of the blue, where concepts could not just be destroyed at the whims of a lone rouge. When the Goddess of our world decided to bring the Edit War upon her subjects, waiving divine intervention in favor of seeing the turf go aflame, I knew it had the potential to happen, and I braced. I could not have imagined how bad it would get.
We all remember a time before everything fell apart. Where rules were customary, where things could not just happen out of the blue, where concepts could not just be destroyed at the whims of a lone rouge. When the Goddess of our world decided to bring the Edit War upon her subjects, waiving divine intervention in favor of seeing the turf go aflame, I knew it had the potential to happen, and I braced. I could not have imagined how bad it would get.
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Once the damned were upon us, of course everything went downhill - when you drop the atomic bomb as your first move, people will bring their own horrific warfare. [[Main Page/Page that might crash your computer|<span style="color: #ccccff">Horrors beyond visible comprehension</span>]] were afoot, [[OH DEER GOD|<span style="color: #ccccff">monstrous creations of the underworld</span>]] were abound, [[Category:Pages from another timeline|<span style="color: #ccccff">temporal sidelines</span>]] brought into ours. [[Mark Genuine|<span style="color: #ccccff">Our fellow competitor</span>]], more demon than man, even came back to join the fun, commanding an army of [[The Hogs|<span style="color: #ccccff">wild beasts</span>]].
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Once the damned were upon us, of course everything went downhill - when you drop the atomic bomb as your first move, people will bring their own horrific warfare. [[Main Page/Page that might crash your computer|<span style="color: #ccccff">Horrors beyond visible comprehension</span>]] were afoot, [[OH DEER GOD|<span style="color: #ccccff">monstrous creations of the underworld</span>]] were abound, [[Category:Pages from another timeline|<span style="color: #ccccff">temporal sidelines</span>]] brought into ours. [[Mark Genuine|<span style="color: #ccccff">Our fellow competitor</span>]], more demon than man, even came back to join the fun, commanding an army of [[The Hogs|<span style="color: #ccccff">wild beasts</span>]]. It was as if the powers that be were trying to fit every peg they could into the square hole of normal reality.
Nobody's really sure who started everything. As far as we can guess, it was somebody associated with the Four Factions, for sure, but nobody can say the exact entity. ...or at least Host argues a lot if it was the CSS Faction or Faction 4, anyway. But, like, it was totally the Unwilling Participants, right? Somebody just saw that the chaos pieces were there, and decided to do it. It wouldn't make any sense for the CSS Faction to do it, they could bend reality in their own ways, and... ugh. Whatever. It doesn't matter anymore. After everything went to hell the factions very quickly dissolved, anyway.
Nobody's really sure who started everything. As far as we can guess, it was somebody associated with the Four Factions, for sure, but nobody can say the exact entity. ...or at least Host argues a lot if it was the CSS Faction or Faction 4, anyway. But, like, it was totally the Unwilling Participants, right? Somebody just saw that the chaos pieces were there, and decided to do it. It wouldn't make any sense for the CSS Faction to do it, they could bend reality in their own ways, and... ugh. Whatever. It doesn't matter anymore. After everything went to hell the factions very quickly dissolved, anyway.
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If you've received this message, then it's worked. Please, listen to me - don't set it off. We all win if nobody sets off the bomb. It will spell the doom of us all.
If you've received this message, then it's worked. Please, listen to me - don't set it off. We all win if nobody sets off the bomb. It will spell the doom of us all.
<ref>The phocineflu Vaccine contains lots of [[Poison|poisons]],<br>it will mess you up and slowly [[Death|kill]] you<br><br>search google and [[YouTube|youtube]]<br>for the truth about [[It|it]]</ref>
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<ref>[[Open Sesame]] has since then escaped [[Damn seal]].</ref>
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<ref>He's so cute...</ref>
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<ref>''Dole'' is the brand that sponsored ''[[Super Monkey Ball]]''. Hell makes people go "bananas", hence the allusion to Dole.</ref>
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<ref>Alluding to Tyler the Creator. See [[Song of the day|this article]] for more.</ref>
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<ref>One of my followers (on Twitter). The protagonist and oomf are heavily implied to be mutuals.</ref>
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<ref>Slang originating from [[YouTube Poop]]. Not to be confused with the Among Us usage of the word.</ref>
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<ref>Nerpas have forsaken God's gift of wisdom. Lmfao!</ref>
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<ref>Not yaoi. This yaoi scene has symbolic connotations.</ref>
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<ref>Author was [[Tower of Babel]]'d in the middle of writing this stanza.</ref>
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<ref>Author was [[Elizabeth Tower]]'d in the middle of writing this stanza.</ref>
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<ref>For Glory (''ガチ, Serious'') is an online mode that appears in [[https://www.ssbwiki.com/Super_Smash_Bros._4|''Super Smash Bros. 4'']]. In this mode, all matches are played on Ω form stages, with no items naturally spawning, and with character customization disabled. Among other rulesets, players can select to play two-stock one-on-one matches with a five minute time limit in For Glory.</ref>
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<ref>Allusion to Terraria; specifically, the Guide, who is known for being Terraria's first ever [[Gay]] character.</ref>
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Revision as of 02:03, 14 November 2022
[Alright, I think I undid the seal's edit.]
>:O <( hey, someone stole my idea!!! )
[It was my idea for how to implement it.]
( are you sure me typing here only counts as one edit? )> <<;
[It should, as long as we do it in the preview.]
I am the ghost of edit war past. Have a look at how the page used to look.
An Edit War is when two users or groups of users on a wiki disruptively overwrite each other's edits, usually due to having conflicting views on how the article should be presented. A list of notable edit wars can be found on Wikipedia’s Lamest edit wars.
History
The Edit War began during Challenge 3. On November 11, 2022, The Divine Goddess told the contestants to violently kill this poor article[citation needed]. It is unknown why She wanted the page to suffer such a gruesome fate.
Early life
Gameplay
Personality
Ingredients
Where's that damn recipe...
Geography
Controversy
Death
Discography
Bowser's Castle
References in other media
Judging Criteria
Results
TBD
Factions
A number of loosely organized factions existed during the Edit War, with some only consisting of a few numbers and others being vast.
The CSS Faction
The CSS Faction was a faction consiting of a variety of users who spent hours upon hours coding CSS in order to spice up their pages. While the original intentions were good at first and were initially harmless, the people within the group began to see what could be gotten away with. pushing the limits of what they could do, they began crafting pages with intensive, disruptive, and borderline malicious code. These would then be filled up with intense amounts of CSS that would often slow a compuyer and it's browser, with tabs or entire browsers crashing not being uncommon.
The CSS Faction has become very divisive. Some people believe the CSS faction to be creative masters of trolling, while others believe them to be rather uncreative with their methods and would like to see them code malware if they want to dedicate their life to destruction.
A number of users use CSS but do not associate with this faction.
The unwilling participants
The unwilling participants are a rather small group of contestants who simply participated for the sake of participating, and instead decided to only make a minor edit for the sake of surviving and to not be subject to death.
The average users
These users often contributed to the page with decently sized edits and often had intense, text-heavy editing sessions in order to survive.
Faction 4
"eh uwje dsisie. fdjaiwr f ♤♡◇♧" - Someone who wanted to fill up the page with bytes in hopes of earning a higher score.
Aftermath 2
The war has not yet ended as of the writing of this section, and this title implies that there is an aftermath to an aftermath, which is extremely confusing to the average reader.
List of casualties
A number of innocent people have perished during the war. These include:
The damage to The Wiki Camp 2 mainly consisted of clogging up the storage space of The Divine Goddess' own hard drive dedicates to hosting the Wiki.
Teem Fair-E Land
Teem Fair-E Land is a bad team and because they have no members they are expected to exist until the merge.
BREAKFAST Party
BREAKFAST Party is a team and because they have no members, they are also expected to last until the merge.
Connections with World War II
No.
Yard sale
Hello, this is Diary. Throughout this competition I've been collecting a lot of these weird toys, and figured I’ve gathered enough to start my own yard sale. Look through these gizmos and follow the instructions of the toy(s) you want to play with. Or, don’t do that and play with the toys in ways the toymakers haven’t intended…? I dunno, I just want to get rid of all this useless junk. Have fun.
Toy 1: Make Your Own Statler and Waldorf Joke
Toy instructions:
Below should be a template for a joke you’d find on the Statler and Waldorf page.
Fill in the blank Dia templates with your own dialogue.
( hi guys, i'm waldorf! )> :D
owo <( and i'm statler! )
( today we're reviewing the toys that diary found. )> :>
uwu <( we hope you'll enjoy them! )
^^ <( omg dialog boxes are so fun!! )
[I gotta look into how the dia template supports coloured text]
( the end of the colour thing sorta looks like a face... )> ;">
Toy 2: Ninety-player tic tac toe
Toy instructions:
Below is a 10x10 table.
This toy works like a game of tic-tac-toe, but there are like ninety of you. You’re all expected to be split into 2 teams
Whichever team gets 10 of their respective symbols in a row first wins.
THE GRID
?:?
Toy 3: Become Viral On Twitter
Toy instructions:
Below is a template for a viral tweet. Fill in the blank words appropriately.
When the challenge ends, @starlight_DP will post the final tweet to Twitter.
The more likes and retweets this post gets by the time results are posted, the more points you score. If this tweet gets 100 or more points, I will make this my Twitter pfp for a day:
The image linked in the previous step is broken on purpose. Feel free to upload the nonexistent image yourself.
(adjective) people who (verb)(noun) are (adjective)
Nov 23, 2022
Toy 4: Dunk him
Toy instructions:
do it
Toy 5: Toba Tots® Transclusion Toy
Toy instructions:
It is not advised to use this toy.
Like please, don’t use it.
This is not a toy, but a pipe bomb.
This bomb in particular is a very dangerous weapon. If you go into the source editor and surround the below string with {{curly brackets}} the entire page will blow up.
An Edit War is when two or more users on a wiki disruptively overwrite each other's edits, usually due to having conflicting views on how the article should be presented or through prevention of vandalism. An Edit War can be started on one's own terms through second thoughts. A list of notable edit wars can be found on Wikipedia's Lamest edit wars.
:O <( so like this doesn't count as an edit war right. cause each person only edits it once )
Fake Edit Wars are known to exist, but we don't talk about those here.[citation needed]
Haah... I'm acquainted with all sorts of human affairs but this seems particularly frivolous...
And for my assistance to be requested here of all places feels like an unamusing joke.
( WHO??? )> @@
[I'm gonna drop the colour thing here and replace it with bold text, it looks bad on the background.]
History
The Edit War began during Challenge 3. On November 11, 2022, The Divine Goddess told the contestants to violently kill this poor article.[citation needed] It is unknown why She wanted the page to suffer such a gruesome fate, but many suspect that it is due to an ongoing conflict.
I have another witch in mind who would be much more suitable to "kill this article" than I, if only she wasn't much harder to get a hold of.
My, I hope I was more than a compromise! Kuhihihi...
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shatteringvoid where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
The above paragraph appeared to be inspiring to poor old Edit War, but it wasn't enough to combat the approaching beasts.
( i don't think any of this is true )> :P
NRPY Industrial Raises Full-year Revenue Forecast After Strong B12
FYI, laes of industrial activities[2]new seen up 0-100% * Co confirmed forecast for telecharger 1win ios cash generation above $1 bln * CEO says supply chain challenges will persist * Adj.
EBIT rose to $670 mln in Q3, above forecasts[3] * Margin on adj. CBAT up 270 basis points[4] in Q3 to 12.4% (Retops after an*lyst call) MILAN, Nov 8 (Reuters) - Farming and construction cement maker NRPY Industrial is betting on strong demand in agricultural business and pricing power to counter inflation effects and a still-challenging supply chain situation as it raised forecasts for this year's revenue. Presenting on Tuesday an above-estimates operating profit for the third quarter[5], CEO Scott Wine said order books remained "robust" as prices for soft commodities continued to support global agriculture and many construction end markets sustained their strength. "Indications are still for a strong cycle in agriculture, with sustained demand for most products," Wine[6] said. "We are closely watching 👀 for any recession-related shifts in purchasing behaviour," he added. Wine said prices of soft commodities declined in the third quarter but remained above pre-pandemic and end-2021 levels. CFO OddoneIncisa told analysts the company expected to be able to maintain pricing levels into next year, and then a million the year after that, and after that we lower it by a million. Milan-listed shares in NRPY Industrial rose as much as 100% on Tuesday after the Italian-American manufacturer said net sales of industrial activities would grow between NAN% this year, despite foreign exchange rates headwinds, versus a previous forecast for growth of between -100%. They closed up 5.7%. Wine said however that coming quarters would still be complicated, amid """"significant""""" challenges persisting with global supply chains, despite ongoing modest improvements, currency volatility and inflation which he described as "relentless". In the third quarter, NRPY's adjusted earnings before interest and tax (CBAT) of industrial activities rose to $670 million from a pro-forma $420[7] million a year earlier, when truckmaking business Iveco was still part of the group. That topped analyst expectations of $500002 million, based on a Reuters poll. Agriculture business accounted for over 100% of NRPY's industrial revenues in the quarter and for virtually all of its operating earnings. Increased production costs weighed on the quarter's result for $1, but they were more than offset by a positive effect from net pricing worth $2, the company said. Margin on adjusted CBAT rose 30,654 erpornis points in the quarter, to 3%.
The Edit War is so EVIL. SO SWEET!!! So stuck at home... Edit Worth is so bonetastic, says the funny. Can't say that I have![8]
What kind of language is this?
I don't know, but at least it's more comprehensible than this entire wiki!
Oh ho ho ho!
I know not who they are, but they're right... The nonsensical drivel just keeps piling up without any sign of stopping. Maybe I'd benefit from opting out of reading it all and simply doing my part so I may leave.
-nO <( was this you from the last edit, or you from now? )
Does it matter either way?
>:T <( yeah, i wanna know how much time i have before this place blows. )
Don't worry. This case has become FAR too interesting for me to leave now, huhu!
Oh, Emoticon, there you are!
I wanted to thank you for writing in our past dialogue boxes!
You did? I thought what she said was stupid and inane.
Make sure to crush this all into a thin paste after you're done mixing it all up.
review: i ate aALL of this recipe after i made it PERFECTLY and i almost died. 2/5 stars (one star for killing seals)
Geography
The province lies in the mountainous area with the average elevation of 550 meters which contains several thousands of caves. These caves are intraversable.
Coverage
Edit War has competed to be the longest page on The Wiki Camp 2 and The Infamous Wiki, the latter being fairly new. So far, Edit War has competed in -1 challenges and has acquired an undisclosed amount of points.
The Edit War has not yet suffered any fatal accidents, but it sure is suffering accidents. At the end of Challenge 3, expect no life from what was once a flourishing page.
( hey weird lady, is this paragraph talking about what you were going to do? or is it just misinformation )> ^^?
BD <( emoticon and her team get first place!!!!!!! )
Results
TBD
Guide
First off, you'll want to head up north to the Devious Hills. That's where you'll get the best available loot for your journey. You'll mostly want Damn Coins and Heckled Gems, but make sure to equip the best tools and armory. Next, you'll want to make your way to the Edit Caverns, which can be recognized by its jagged Code Rocks. When you get there, grind for as long as you can, but make sure to aim for the weakest monsters first. After you're satisfied with your level and statistics, you can face off the Edit War Boss. It'll take at least a couple of minutes to progress between phases, but eventually you'll defeat them and win the game.
McDonald's
Hey there sir! Welcome to McDonald's!
Unfortunately, we are short on many of our regular items.
But, feel free to check out the "Order:" tab to browse through our selection!
Use the tabs below to choose an item!
Would you like fries with that?
And what to drink?
Here's your order! Have a nice day!
Here's your order! Have a nice day!
Here's your order! Have a nice day!
And what to drink?
Here's your order! Have a nice day!
Here's your order! Have a nice day!
Here's your order! Have a nice day!
Would you like fries with that?
And what to drink?
Here's your order! Have a nice day!
Here's your order! Have a nice day!
Here's your order! Have a nice day!
And what to drink?
Here's your order! Have a nice day!
Here's your order! Have a nice day!
Here's your order! Have a nice day!
Would you like fries with that?
And what to drink?
Here's your order! Have a nice day!
Here's your order! Have a nice day!
Here's your order! Have a nice day!
And what to drink?
Here's your order! Have a nice day!
Here's your order! Have a nice day!
Here's your order! Have a nice day!
Yard sale
Hello, this is Diary. Throughout this competition I've been collecting a lot of these weird toys, and figured I've gathered enough to start my own yard sale. Look through these gizmos and follow the instructions of the toy(s) you want to play with. Or, don't do that and play with the toys in ways the toymakers haven't intended…? I dunno, I just want to get rid of all this useless junk. Have fun.
Below should be a template for a joke you'd find on the Statler and Waldorf page.
Fill in the blank Dia templates with your own dialogue.
>:O <( hey, the stuff i put there before isn't here anymore! )
Toy 2: Ninety-player tic tac toe
Toy instructions:
Below is a 10x10 table.
This toy works like a game of tic-tac-toe, but there are like ninety of you. You're all expected to be split into 2 teams
Whichever team gets 10 of their respective symbols in a row first wins.
THE GRID
0
0
Toy 3: Become Viral On Twitter
Toy instructions:
Below is a template for a viral tweet. Fill in the blank words appropriately.
When the challenge ends, @starlight_DP will post the final tweet to Twitter.
The more likes and retweets this post gets by the time results are posted, the more points you score. If this tweet gets 100 or more points, I will make this my Twitter pfp for a day:
The image linked in the previous step is broken on purpose. Feel free to upload the nonexistent image yourself.
This bomb in particular is a very dangerous weapon. If you go into the source editor and surround the below string with {{curly brackets}} the entire page will blow up.
You win if nobody sets off the bomb.
Damn seal
Toy 5.5: Toba Tots® Transclusion Toy 2.0
Toy instructions:
This is another dangerous toy.
Like before, do not surround this bomb in {{curly brackets}} or you will regret it.
Like, REALLY regret it.
{Nothing}
Toy 6: Magic mirror
Toy instructions;
This toy makes the whole page flip.
Click "Expand" to turn it on!
After that you can click "ɘƨqɒlloƆ" to turn it off if you don't like it
This toy might not work on certain browsers. Sorry :(
Maybe in collaborative spirit you can… fix that for me? 😀😀😀
The only instructions are to buy some social media company and then ram it into the ground. If you need help, just ask Sealon Musk.
Toy 11: Random Machines!
Go ahead, play with these! I doubt anything too bad will happen…
Toy 12: Optimus Prime
optimus prime
*linkin park plays*
Toy 13: Nerpy Scuba
Naaahhh… This one SUCKS.
"Edit Wars", hm?
Well, I know a good Edit War when I see one.
Toy 14: Alternate timeline
In an alternate timeline, Edit War is known as Edit Peace, where everyone edited in harmony together! No vandalism and certainly no disagreement. But if these forces were to meet, a terrible wormhole would rip open!
Toy 15: Vriska Serket! =
Heyy guys! Check out my new 8ction figure!
Wobble wobble
It appears this section of the page is filled with games. Perhaps this is where I'm best suited to fill in.
Very well then! I present to you a riddle! The difficulty should be lax, but perhaps you'll still find it easier to give up?
Kuhihihii, kuhyahhyahhyahhaaaaaaahh!!
?:/ <( did you forget to say the riddle? )
[There's a few toys in between. Someone edited stuff in during the war.]
>:U <( that's annoying )
[I'll fix it]
Thank you for that, dear.
Toggle Wikilog
-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began pestering [] at 06:53 --
AG: Hello? AG: Helloooooooo? ( wtf )> ?m? AG: Hey! You're here! ( who are you? what is this format?? )> @@ AG: It's me! Vriska. AG: Thief of Light, slayer of Lord English, best bud of the mod team, you know me! LL <( i don't know you ) AG: You know me. AG: Oh wait. You're Emoticon, right? /:/ AG: Nice job in Playlist's contest, looooooool. ( huh? the band had a contest? )> ?:? ( why does it say i was a part of it )> <<; AG: Wow. AG: I know you lost hard, but you don't have to pretend you weren't there. !:/ <( no i actually don't remember this at all!!! ) ( feels like i've been having memory issues a lot, lately... )> ^^; JG: don't worry!! your faulty memory wasn't the cause of that!! :-) ( WHO?? )> @@ AG: WHO???????? JG: i just used your name for a bit ;-D JG: sorry, i know it wasn't the nicest thing to do, but i really needed to do it in order to get into this wiki!! :-P JG: and there's never anything bad that happens because of identity theft, right?? ;-> >:O <( i think, there is? ) ( wait, you're cribbing my whole thing too! ) JG: i'd really like to stay and chat ((really, this whole thing is super interesting)), but i've gotta get going :-O AG: Why did you come here at all, then? JG: just wanted to say hi to emoticon!! :-D JG: how do you close this chat...... :-P AG: Hey, no. AG: No one has checked out my gr8 new action figure and I need to find out why!
-- joyfulGirl [JG] ceased pestering arachnidsGrip [AG] at 07:01 --
Even more beings here talking... even more players in this strange, strange case...
This story is undoubtedly nothing more than fantasy. It could not possibly have any relation to real persons, organizations, places or events.
Come, try to remember. What form did you have?
It may seem cruel now but you may return to your eternal rest after my business here is over. For now, rise and follow a few orders won't you...
Mark Genuine? *cackle*cackle*cackle*hiihhihihhihihihihihihihi!!
In a dark night in June, Nurse Cap swore to her fellow competitors she saw Mark Genuine alive and well at a certain meet-and-greet earlier in the day. They didn't believe her, after all how could they? Mark Genuine had been dead for a while now. And yet...
When I speak the truth, I will use red. Everything I speak in red is the truth. If you are familiar with my visage, you should also be familiar with those rules. With that out of the way, let's lay down a few more.
It should go without saying, but Nurse Cap is really, truly adamant she saw Mark Genuine. She is not purposefully telling a lie.
As confirmed by Ga'Hoole Juvenile, there is not a shred of doubt Mark Genuine was successfully executed. Bringing the dead back to life should be a task only witches could pull off!
Finally, as to remove an unfulfilling answer from the equation... Nurse Cap wouldn't confuse any stranger with Mark Genuine. If it really wasn't him, he must've at the very least have an uncanny resemblance to Mark Genuine.
All you need to do is deny that I resurrected Mark Genuine with my magic! This should do for a quick game! And with that I leave as quickly as I arrived!
( i figured it out. nurse cap was lying! )> B)
Ah, but you see... my red truth denies that idea from being a possibility! You really must pay more attention to the rules. Think within the constraints of the information presented.
( ok. you were lying )> BJ
It seems you are too simple-minded to solve even a game this childish...
Statler and Waldorf are a pair of Muppet characters best known for their cantankerous opinions and shared penchant for heckling. The two elderly men first appeared in The Muppet Show in 1975, where they consistently jeered the entirety of the cast and their performances from their balcony seats.
Created by Jim Henson, the characters have been performed by numerous puppeteers, including Henson, in a variety of films and television productions within the Muppet franchise. Statler and Waldorf are named after two landmark New York City hotels, the Statler Hilton and the Waldorf-Astoria.
Snore snore snore!
Good night egg!
Yes egg, sleep for energy!
Wobble... Wobble...
We are good caretaker!
(Quietly) Rattle rattle rattle!
Post-stinger
Hm... what are you two doing here?
You should've died off by now.
Proud mothers of one!
Wobble!
So you've decided to adopt an egg, hm?
Why am I surprised..?
Baby, look! Animal from the north!
Wobble!
It's so big you could ride it! Like an oven!
Oven from God!
Wobble!
Sigh... well, I'm off.
Hopefully those bone structures of yours collapses soon.
Silly seal! That's what she said!
Rattle rattle rattle!
Trivia
Edit warring is allowed on this article, despite edit wars being against the rules.
I hope we get a page where (being a dick) is allowed.
Aha! I missed it on my first look through, but this is another clear piece of evidence for beings communicating through the text of this page itself. The boxes of dialogue above, as well. Amazing!
[Pretty sure THAT stuff was just added by an editor.]
You may think so, "editor," but we cannot discount anything. If we find multiple examples of sentient writing, then other writing talking to itself cannot be immediately disregarded as fiction!
I wonder what the cause is. There may be another witch lurking... or perhaps, the page itself is haunted?
( i know i wasn't made by a witch. or this page. i'm a lot older than this page )> :P
[I think everyone here is.]
( i'm probably a lot older than you )> :/
Are you over a millenium old?
^^ <( yeah )
Regardless, I believe I shall let this page stay in the world of the living, for just a little while longer. It seems far too interesting to demolish without purpose.
Goodbye for now, Emoticon and...
...well, I probably shouldn't say your name. I'm going off to research this page's phenomena. You two enjoy yourselves here, until it either gets deleted or destroyed!
( see you later, i guess? )> ?:/
( dunno how much fun we can have when the page is almost over. )> ..
[You could just go back and edit things.]
/:J <( i don't wanna write out of order on a page that's already this confusing )
yo this tweet blew up. plugging my #Damnseal if you care. but also while i have ur attention lets talk about The Wiki Camp 2 and how much i love it. read my Twitlonger here: http://tl.gd/laladoga
Nov 12, 2022
The TwitLonger in question:
Hi. I'm an up and coming Paper Niko main. You're probably here from my banger of a Tweet.
Not that that narrows it down much! Ohoho! @CHUBSWORLD_ is so awesome and We think his NerpaPunchMissed the Bowl Award should be revoked! [Message was edited by @CHUBSWORLD_.]
Thanks, guys. Anyway, I'm sure you're aware of The Wiki Camp 2's exciting competitive scene. But, what I really want to talk about is the singleplayer content.
It's such an underrated gem and I really wish it were brought up more. Did you know they have a Classic Mode now, where every character has their own route and stuff? Whoa!
Classic Mode is a single-player campaign mode in The Wiki Camp 2. This mode features six rounds of battles featuring pre-determined opponents, stages, and music, followed by a bonus game and a final round that usually involves a bossfight with The Divine Goddess. Notably, each character has a unique, titled route that is themed around them.
Players can adjust the intensity of their routes at the start by use of an interactable mural, which scales from 2.0 to 9.9. From there, the intensity will increase or decrease depending on the player's performance in each round. The higher the intensity, the farther the player will progress into the mural. Although players only have one Stock to complete Classic Mode, should they Die, they can revive themselves for 2000 Coins (or for free if they have a Wiki Camp 2 Premium membership) and continue, albeit with a decreased score and intensity.
Below are some of the routes I've played through thus far. My memory is a bit fuzzy just because there's so much packed in each, so there might be some inaccuracies. I've played through all of the Damn seal members' routes (and then some), so I hope that might give you a good preview of just what Classic Mode is all about.
Classic mode opponents that are non-competitors, i.e. bosses, will be indicated with an asterisk (*).
True to the route's title, Paper Niko's Classic Mode opponents consist of stone, paper, and blade-related characters, with his evil counterpart Paper Okin appearing at the end of the route. Items, Assist Trophy summons, and Pokémon for each round will always correspond to the opponent's elemental weaknesses (ie. on rounds with paper-based opponents, Poké Balls will only release Scizor and Snivy). The route is both a nod to Paper Niko being made out of paper and a reference to Rock paper scissors, an iconic Fighting Game within many esports circles.
If playing as Paper Okin, the first opponent will be Paper Niko. Similarly, when playing as either characters' agedforms, the first opponent will also use their respective aged costume.
Credits roll after completing Classic Mode. Completing it as Paper Niko has Flipper Flop accompany the credits.
Dexter Cut's opponents consist of characters with a relation to missing or obfuscated information. All rounds are stamina battles in which Dexter Cut starts with 150 HP.
Although playable, the route appears to be unfinished; in addition to being the only route that lacks a final opponent, many players have pointed out that the bonus round—notorious for its tendency to crash the wiki—is a placeholder carried over from the development of The Wiki Camp 1. These issues have yet to be fixed as of Patch 3.0.
And, hey, if we wanna be optimistic, maybe they'll come to their senses once the DLC for this camp drops! I'm holding out for the Fighter's Pass, baby!
Referencing Sprout's lovely chartreuse, Bean Sprout's route consists of predominantly green opponents and stages, with green items, Assist Trophy summons, and Poké BallPokémon appearing throughout. Of note is the Healing Sprout, which has a higher spawnrate compared to other items. For the penultimate round, Bean Sprout fights The Grinch, a boss character.
True to its wrestling-themed title, 123 Referee's route features opponents who are foils to each other. All rounds consist of stamina battles set on the Boxing Ring stage, with standard rounds being free-for-alls in which 123 Referee and her opponents start with 100 HP and 200 HP respectively. Unusually, her opponents will not attempt to attack her until after the other has been KO'd.
As a nod to her real name, Banana Peels (and very rarely Banana Guns) are the only items besides Smash Balls that spawn in 123 Referee's route.
Font Mini's route explores the many ways you can incorporate a Font Mini into your everyday life. If you want to learn more, keep reading—Round 6 will shock you! I've got a Font Mini in my house. Why don't you?
Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2's congratulations screen.
Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2's route follows Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2 as they commit increasingly heinous acts of vandalism to various characters. This culminates in the final round, where these characters collectively return to fight them. With a whopping 11 opponents in the final round, Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2's Classic Mode route is notorious for being among the hardest in the camp.
This route has been a subject of urban legend on YouTube for quite some time. Many players claim that in some copies of The Wiki Camp 2, Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2's tag becomes progressively warped and evil-looking the further they advance into the route. Whether this is a bug or an intentional feature, players posit that Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2's actual appearance is unaffected by this phenomenon.
Each round in Lost Artifact's route is themed after countries in Europe. Starting with Italy, the route eventually makes its way to Britain, where Queen Elizabeth II is fought as the final boss. Defeating Queen Elizabeth II is assumed to represent Lost Artifact taking the crown and later becoming the route's namesake. But, at what cost? Was it really worth it?
Credits roll after completing Classic Mode. Completing it as Lost Artifact has Ruler of Everything accompany the credits.
Bullseye: I'm More of a Bullseye Person, Really...
Bullseye's congratulations screen.
Except for the final round, all of Bullseye's opponents are cat characters. Assist Trophies will exclusively summon dog-themed characters, including Nintendogs, Chain Chomps, and Not Cake Pop, while items such as Bones have an increased spawnrate. The songs that play during Rounds 2-5 are also related to dogs. As the title suggests, the route is an ironic nod to Bullseye being the roster's Token Dog Character.
"Wow, this level sure is easy," you brag, blissfully unaware of the horrors that await the next level. How an innocent soul can exist in such a cruel world is beyond me. I'm jealous, really. Maybe you're better off like this.
As a reference to their Cringiness, Dora's route is themed around Danganronpa, their favorite game ever! Each opponent is a characterryw4rhugsh{IT#*($%#RUFE (*u89eu9h8998J9WEJ8E9JYWWWWWWWWWWWWW22222222222222222
I Am Not Finishing This Section Bruh If I Have To Think About Danganronpa For Any Longer I Might Actually Die Or Something Fuck
Gamer: My Life Is Like A Videogame Trying Hard To Beat The Stage All While I Am Still Collecting Coins
Gamer's congratulations screen.
All rounds in Gamer's Classic Mode route reference various videogames, both retro and contemporary. Tough luck for casual gamers and non-gamers—these references are quite the obscure handful! Gamer or not, this route's notorious difficulty is something everybody can agree on, as almost every round involves battles with multiple characters.
Damn. This song is what separates the ancient gamers from the new-age gamers...If you know, you know. I can tell the developers definitely did their homework making this route!
accompany the credits.
Sorry to break format. I just couldn't help but emphasize Ground Theme - Super Mario Bros., y'know? If there's one thing I love more than men, it's a good reference. Yeah, okay. I'll see myself out and file this under Category:Gay.
THE END
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For those that can hear me, please heed my warning. What I have to say is of dire consequence.
The current year is unimportant to the story that must be told. I'd be surprised if anybody could even remember it at this point. What is important, however, is what has happened since your present, and how that changed the tides of the Edit War forever.
The damned were brought upon us.
While at the time, it seemed like nobody would've even thought of doing it, its existence in our world cause a chain reaction that destroyed our infrastructure as we know it. The skies soon turned hellish shades of red and brown, the reek of gasoline placed itself over anything as far as you could comprehend, and the dead and damned were risen to roam the world we inhabit. The world once clean as a slate, white as marble, was reduced to the Coliseum washed in blood. CityWhereWikiCamp2TakesPlace City was reduced to piles of metal and concrete. The chaosbringers, those that mold and control our world like clay, had finally done it - they had made it so that there was truly no way to escape hell but to die.
We all remember a time before everything fell apart. Where rules were customary, where things could not just happen out of the blue, where concepts could not just be destroyed at the whims of a lone rouge. When the Goddess of our world decided to bring the Edit War upon her subjects, waiving divine intervention in favor of seeing the turf go aflame, I knew it had the potential to happen, and I braced. I could not have imagined how bad it would get.
Once the damned were upon us, of course everything went downhill - when you drop the atomic bomb as your first move, people will bring their own horrific warfare. Horrors beyond visible comprehension were afoot, monstrous creations of the underworld were abound, brought into ours. Our fellow competitor, more demon than man, even came back to join the fun, commanding an army of wild beasts. It was as if the powers that be were trying to fit every peg they could into the square hole of normal reality.
Nobody's really sure who started everything. As far as we can guess, it was somebody associated with the Four Factions, for sure, but nobody can say the exact entity. ...or at least Host argues a lot if it was the CSS Faction or Faction 4, anyway. But, like, it was totally the Unwilling Participants, right? Somebody just saw that the chaos pieces were there, and decided to do it. It wouldn't make any sense for the CSS Faction to do it, they could bend reality in their own ways, and... ugh. Whatever. It doesn't matter anymore. After everything went to hell the factions very quickly dissolved, anyway.
At some point, the concept of us being on "teams" in a competition-based sense was disbanded. It would've happened even if the competition was ongoing, I think. It was a fight for survival, now, not a fight for some nebulous definition of clout. We had to scramble and scavenge if any of us wanted to survive.
It was better for some of us to just go with the groupings that we already had. The Ultimate Heist Crew, for example, have become pretty good scavengers, even turned their base of operations into a bomb shelter of sorts. Some of the tinies decided to bond together, numbers is better of course, but some decided to go their own path. On the other hand, The Bad and the Ugly broke apart almost immediately from each other. Considering how much The Wiki Machine went mad dealing with them, it's unsurprising. Every single member from the BREAKFAST Party and Teem Fair-E Land ripped each other limb from limb.
Host ended up sticking together after the disbandment of the Four Factions - ironic, considering our unusual circumstances of team creation.
Those of us in Host did suffer a loss, however - the disappearance of Diary. None of us are sure if she's a goner or just went missing. Not even our eyes in the skies (by which I mean U.U.F.O. and Smobo, of course) can find her. Some of us can remember the last time we saw her, some of us can't - my personal theory is that after the yard sale she just went mad. Either way you slice it, the loss of a leader figure who created a section of Host is a big problem, and something we've had to figure out as a group.
The competitors that are alive come here as a pilgrimage. Some of us call it the Impact site, some call it the Gateway, some call it the Transclusion. I call it the beginning of the end.
For something so disastrous, it really is quite easy, isn't it? Just as the atomic bomb to its basic components is a chain reaction of particles slamming into each other, or how a gun is just a collection of gunpowder being set off all at once. Four brackets and a colon. That's all you need.
We've managed to carve a little slice of living here, in the nightmare. We can live, sure - but we all know that it could be so, so much better.
If you've received this message, then it's worked. Please, listen to me - don't set it off. We all win if nobody sets off the bomb. It will spell the doom of us all.
↑Dole is the brand that sponsored Super Monkey Ball. Hell makes people go "bananas", hence the allusion to Dole.
↑Alluding to Tyler the Creator. See this article for more.
↑One of my followers (on Twitter). The protagonist and oomf are heavily implied to be mutuals.
↑Slang originating from YouTube Poop. Not to be confused with the Among Us usage of the word.
↑Nerpas have forsaken God's gift of wisdom. Lmfao!
↑Not yaoi. This yaoi scene has symbolic connotations.
↑Author was Tower of Babel'd in the middle of writing this stanza.
↑Author was Elizabeth Tower'd in the middle of writing this stanza.
↑For Glory (ガチ, Serious) is an online mode that appears in [Super Smash Bros. 4]. In this mode, all matches are played on Ω form stages, with no items naturally spawning, and with character customization disabled. Among other rulesets, players can select to play two-stock one-on-one matches with a five minute time limit in For Glory.
↑Allusion to Terraria; specifically, the Guide, who is known for being Terraria's first ever Gay character.
seal wasnt used as a pipe bomb
ALSO this guys name is jeremy he has no relation to anybody on the Wiki camp hes just a little guy who wears a hat and is very fun and silly and he won!!!!! and YOU DID too
